How To Be A Detective
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00:39 Every large city offers a wealth of opportunities
00:42 for a good private detective.
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00:52 The requirements for such a job are quite simple.
00:55 Item number one, he needs office space.
00:58 Item number two, a client, a classy dame with a problem.
01:02 Howdy, ma'am.
01:05 Find Al.
01:08 Sure, I'll find Al.
01:10 Oh, boy, 100 smackaroos.
01:13 Item number three, he needs a working
01:15 agreement with homicide.
01:18 Al?
01:19 Al?
01:21 Al, Al who?
01:24 Now listen, you leave this Al case to the police.
01:29 Understand?
01:30 And last but not least, a shady or suspicious character.
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01:37 Hey, Seamus, toss me your heater.
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01:43 Nah, stupid, your rod, your gat, your gun.
01:48 But a smart dick knows how to handle a cheap hood.
01:52 Eyeball, you know too much about Al.
01:56 A private eye knows how to dish it out.
01:58 Oh, yeah?
02:00 Well, take this.
02:01 [CRASH]
02:03 And how to take it.
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02:08 Ever alert, he follows every lead.
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02:17 I told you to drop this case, Eyeball.
02:21 Well, how did you know it was me?
02:24 Has a photographic eye and never forgets a face.
02:30 Say, do you know Al?
02:32 Don't hear you.
02:34 I'll give you a dollar.
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02:38 I hear you now.
02:40 This one's on the house.
02:42 Did you say Al?
02:44 I know that face.
02:46 I think.
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03:03 Looks like I'm getting to the bottom of this case.
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03:16 I thought I told you to let the police handle this Al case.
03:22 Obviously, the next step is to check the Chronicle's files
03:26 and get all the information on Al.
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03:34 Nowhere have I seen that face before.
03:37 [SCREAMING]
03:39 [EXPLOSION]
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03:45 Read it, and don't come back till you're ready.
03:49 A smart operator always keeps in close contact with the police.
03:53 [GUNSHOTS]
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03:59 I told you to leave this case alone, eyeball.
04:03 See you.
04:07 Leave it.
04:07 I'm busy.
04:09 You leave this Al case to the police.
04:12 A check with the underworld brings quick results.
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04:18 Follow that car.
04:21 Yeah, follow that car.
04:24 Follow that car.
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04:36 [CRASH]
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06:19 [CRASH]
06:21 [CRASH]
06:23 [POPPING]
06:25 Here's Al.
06:27 Al?
06:28 Somebody call me?
06:30 Al Muldoon, where have you been?
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06:43 I told you to leave this case alone.
06:46 Well, guess that proves that crime don't pay.
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