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00:00 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:03 [THEME MUSIC]
00:06, [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:34 [MOOING]
00:35 [SCREAMING]
00:37 [THUNDER]
00:39 Every large city offers a wealth of opportunities
00:42 for a good private detective.
00:46 [ALARM]
00:48 [THUNDER]
00:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
00:52 The requirements for such a job are quite simple.
00:55 Item number one, he needs office space.
00:58 Item number two, a client, a classy dame with a problem.
01:02 Howdy, ma'am.
01:05 Find Al.
01:08 Sure, I'll find Al.
01:10 Oh, boy, 100 smackaroos.
01:13 Item number three, he needs a working
01:15 agreement with homicide.
01:18 Al?
01:19 Al?
01:21 Al, um, Al who?
01:24 Now listen, you leave this Al case to the police.
01:29 Understand?
01:30 And last but not least, a shady or suspicious character.
01:37 Who?
01:38 Hey, Seamus, toss me your heater.
01:43 Nah, stupid, your rod, your gat, your gun.
01:48 But a smart dick knows how to handle a cheap hood.
01:52 Eyeball, you know too much about Al.
01:56 A private eye knows how to dish it out.
01:59 Oh, yeah?
02:00 Well, take this.
02:01 [CRASH]
02:04 And how to take it.
02:05 Never alert, he follows every lead.
02:10 I told you to drop this case, Eyeball.
02:21 Well, how did you know it was me?
02:25 Has a photographic eye and never forgets a face.
02:30 Say, do you know Al?
02:32 Don't hear you.
02:34 I'll give you a dollar.
02:35 I hear you now.
02:40 This one's on the house.
02:42 Did you say Al?
02:44 I know that face.
02:47 I think.
02:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:52 [TIRES SCREECHING]
02:55 Looks like I'm getting to the bottom of this case.
03:06 I thought I told you to let the police handle this Al case.
03:22 Obviously, the next step is to check the Chronicle's files
03:26 and get all the information on Al.
03:29 Now, where have I seen that face before?
03:37 Read it, and don't come back till you're ready.
03:49 A smart operator always keeps in close contact with the police.
03:53 I told you to leave this case alone, Eyeball.
04:03 See you.
04:07 Read it.
04:08 I'm busy.
04:09 You leave this Al case to the police.
04:12 A check with the underworld brings quick results.
04:19 Follow that car.
04:21 Yeah, follow that car.
04:25 Follow that car.
04:26 [TIRES SCREECHING]
04:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:33 [TIRES SCREECHING]
04:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:42 [TIRES SCREECHING]
04:45 [TIRES SCREECHING]
04:54 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:00 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:10 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:14 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:27 [GUNSHOT]
05:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
05:41 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:47 [TIRES SCREECHING]
05:53 [GUNSHOT]
05:58 [TIRES SCREECHING]
06:02 [GUNSHOT]
06:04 [TIRES SCREECHING]
06:07 [GUNSHOTS]
06:10 [TIRES SCREECHING]
06:16 [GUNSHOT]
06:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:20 [GUNSHOT]
06:21 [TIRES SCREECHING]
06:25 Here's Al.
06:27 Al?
06:28 Somebody call me?
06:30 Al Muldoon, where have you been?
06:34 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:41 I told you to leave this case alone.
06:46 Well, guess that proves that crime don't pay.
06:49 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:52 [MUSIC PLAYING]
06:56 (upbeat music)