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00:00 [music]
00:24 How to Fish
00:27 Successful angling no longer depends upon fisherman's luck.
00:33 For today, fishing has become a truly fascinating science.
00:38 [clears throat]
00:39 When to fish can be determined by the astrological signs of the zodiac,
00:45 whose countless stars and planets control all the tides of the Earth's waters.
00:51 Hence, when Neptune enters the constellation of Pisces, or fishes,
00:57 the cosmic vibrations create in the fish an uncontrollable desire to bite.
01:04 When the Earth enters this celestial orbit,
01:07 it too falls under the powerful influence of these vibrations.
01:14 Now, let us observe the effect of this phenomena on man.
01:20 Dormant within his bosom slumbers an inert instinct to fish.
01:25 This desire becomes acute only through bodily contact
01:30 with the cosmic undulations of Pisces, or fishes.
01:34 This creates a mental malady known as fishes' febris, or fishing fever.
01:41 [music]
01:46 During this trans-like period, the angler checks his fishing tackle
01:52 and succumbs to an overwhelming desire to test his casting skill.
01:57 A deft flick of the wrist, whip of the pole, tug of the line,
02:01 and the angler can easily imagine a fighting fish in a crystal pool.
02:07 [music]
02:10 Where to fish?
02:12 Ah, the beauty of the sunrise over high, rugged mountains.
02:17 The freshness of the early morning dew.
02:21 [thunder]
02:23 The joy of sleeping in the great out of door.
02:26 The fisherman awakens at the crack of dawn,
02:29 deeply impressed with his closeness to nature.
02:33 [thud]
02:35 Ah, to breathe deeply of that pure, rarefied mountain air.
02:40 [music]
02:46 [splash]
02:48 [music]
02:50 The trout.
02:52 The mountain trout is an alert, intelligent creature.
02:57 A fighter of the first water, rugged, strong, daring.
03:02 [growling]
03:06 His dauntless fortitude makes him absolutely fearless.
03:10 [squawking]
03:12 [music]
03:14 How to approach the stream.
03:19 Slip up quietly to a shrub or bush, and don't let the fish see you coming.
03:26 [music]
03:29 [growling]
03:32 [splash]
03:34 Now you've done it.
03:36 Once the pool is disturbed, the fish can never be enticed to bite.
03:41 [music]
03:53 Fly fishing.
03:55 The fly fisherman must know how his tackle and other objects appear to the fish.
04:02 Therefore, through the eyes of the fish, we view the angler.
04:08 Attempting fly.
04:10 And study carefully the reaction of the fish.
04:14 [laughing]
04:20 The lure is scientifically designed.
04:23 When dropped into the water, the resulting optical illusion creates a very realistic effect.
04:30 [music]
04:48 [splash]
04:52 [splash]
04:56 [music]
05:01 To cast the lure, select a spot free from overhanging brush and lid.
05:08 Swing the arm with a liquid rhythmical motion.
05:11 [music]
05:17 [growling]
05:19 [splash]
05:20 Place it in a row, the lure spins over the water to land lightly into that deep purple pool.
05:26 [music]
05:40 And the perfect catch.
05:42 The line sings and the poor fish is really hooked.
05:46 [music]
05:52 Lake fishing. Immortalized in the words of the ancient bar.
05:57 Quote, "Upon young lake's calm, placid breath, the angler flies his yaw to tempt a smile from lady luck, where'er his hook may fall." Unquote.
06:11 [hissing]
06:12 Uh-oh, a strike, a strike.
06:14 Oh boy, what a whopper.
06:16 Look at that pole bend.
06:18 Hear that reel sing.
06:19 Don't give any slack.
06:21 Play him, play him.
06:23 Keep cool now, don't get excited.
06:26 Here he comes.
06:29 There he goes.
06:32 What a player.
06:33 Keep cool.
06:34 Use your head, man, use your head.
06:35 Keep your eye on him.
06:37 Wow, look at him go.
06:39 Oh boy, what a beauty.
06:41 Keep calm now, brace yourself.
06:47 Ah, we landed him.
06:49 Watch it now, watch it, watch it.
06:51 Don't let him get back in the water.
06:55 Truly, no pride is so justifiable as that of a successful fisherman.
07:05 [music]
07:17 [BLANK_AUDIO]