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00:36 This could be any town, anywhere, anytime.
00:41 Because here, just as everywhere else,
00:43 1/3 of the population are aquamaniacs.
00:49 This is the documented case history
00:51 of a typical aquamaniac.
00:53 We shall call him Mr. X. This is his home.
00:57 But it wasn't always like this.
00:59 Not so long ago, it was a well-kept, modest dwelling.
01:04 Trumply at 730 every morning, Mr. X
01:07 said goodbye to his family.
01:10 Bye-bye.
01:11 So long, Daddy.
01:12 And left for work.
01:14 Always walked, claiming the exercise kept him fit.
01:19 But this was not altogether true.
01:20 Secretly, Mr. X liked to walk by a place that sold boats.
01:31 At first, it seemed harmless enough.
01:33 But the human body is about 2/3 water.
01:37 Some believe it's water on the brain
01:39 that drives a man to boating.
01:40 Not me, boy.
01:45 I got willpower.
01:47 I can take a boat or leave it.
01:49 Hey, give me one for the road.
02:02 Ah, yes.
02:04 Just one for the road.
02:06 How those words have altered men's lives.
02:09 Well, son, you're going to learn plenty about the briny blue.
02:19 I'm going to teach you how to tie knots
02:21 and show you all about seamanship.
02:23 Gee, swell, Dad.
02:25 Then I'm going to teach you how to water ski.
02:27 [TIRES SCREECHING]
02:28 [CRASH]
02:29 [CRASH]
02:32 Hey, a mast, you lubbers.
02:34 Hey, quit your pushing.
02:36 Oh, thanks, my binnacle.
02:38 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
02:39 What's the matter?
02:40 [INTERPOSING VOICES]
02:41 Knock it off.
02:42 Knock it off.
02:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
02:46 Stand by to cast off, matey.
02:57 Aye, aye, sir.
02:58 Anchors away.
02:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:03 Whee, full speed astern.
03:12 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:15 [COUGHING]
03:17 Well, gale all me for a swa.
03:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:23 Yippee, Dad.
03:28 Chisel float, Dad.
03:31 Dad?
03:32 Dad?
03:34 Mr. X had much to learn about the ocean.
03:38 For example, the effect salt water has on metal, et cetera,
03:42 commonly called rust.
03:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
03:47 Where you been, Pop?
03:51 [COUGHING]
03:53 Just parking the car, son.
03:54 The skis, Dad.
03:56 Put them on.
03:57 [COUGHING]
03:58 Sure, son.
03:59 And now you're going to see some real fancy skiing.
04:01 [SPLASHING]
04:04 All you gotta do is hang on.
04:06 [MUSIC PLAYING]
04:07 Skiers ready on the starting line.
04:10 You're on the clock.
04:12 Here's the countdown.
04:15 Five--
04:15 Come on, Dad.
04:16 Hurry.
04:17 We gotta get in the race.
04:18 --four, three--
04:19 Race?
04:20 --two--
04:20 What race?
04:21 Now, wait a minute, son.
04:22 [EXPLOSION]
04:24 [SCREAMING]
04:25 They're away.
04:27 And they're jockeying for position.
04:29 Wait a minute.
04:30 Hold it just a minute.
04:31 Here comes a late starter.
04:33 And he's closing in the lead.
04:35 What speed!
04:37 Stop!
04:38 Stop the boat!
04:39 Yes, sir.
04:40 Yes, he's second biggest driver for more speed.
04:44 Stop!
04:45 [SPLASHING]
04:46 Mister, we'll get it!
04:48 [SPLASHING]
04:50 [SCREAMING]
04:52 [GRUNTING]
04:56 [SCREAMING]
04:59 Come on.
05:02 Hey, Dad, wait for me!
05:04 [HORN HONKING]
05:06 [EXPLOSION]
05:09 [SPLASHING]
05:10 There they go, around the marker.
05:13 And here comes that late starter, folks,
05:15 heading for the can.
05:17 He's-- oh, no, he's dropping back.
05:19 He's-- oh, no, no, he is not going to make it.
05:22 Keep on going, Dad.
05:23 We can beat him!
05:25 [SPLASHING]
05:27 And now for jump number one.
05:30 Boys are making some fine jumps today.
05:33 Fine.
05:34 And here comes that Mr. X again.
05:36 He's-- he's in the air.
05:38 And he's pulling out in front again.
05:41 Ladies and gentlemen, this boy knows all the tricks
05:45 that are in the book.
05:47 [SPLASHING]
05:50 [GRUNTING]
05:54 What in the world?
05:56 [HORN HONKING]
05:58 [SPLASHING]
06:04 Wait a minute, Bob.
06:05 Hey, here comes Mr. X again.
06:07 The miraculous recovery.
06:09 [GROANING]
06:10 Heading into the slalom at a terrific rate of speed.
06:14 No, he'll never make it.
06:15 He's going much too fast.
06:17 He's too-- no, he'll never--
06:19 oh, he's magnificent.
06:22 It's a new speed record with a slalom.
06:25 [HORN HONKING]
06:26 [SCREAMING]
06:31 [SCREAMING]
06:34 Yeah, that's great!
06:36 Mr. X is closing up once again.
06:41 Look at him go.
06:42 He's closing-- oh, no, no, no.
06:44 He's not going to make a turn.
06:45 He's not making a turn.
06:46 He's done for.
06:47 Hold on.
06:48 Just a minute.
06:49 He's turned.
06:50 He's made near catastrophe into a marvelous piece of land.
06:54 [SCREAMING]
06:55 He's slightly off course.
06:58 You've lost sight of him, probably.
07:02 George, can you see him where you are?
07:04 Help!
07:05 Get me down out of here!
07:07 [SPLASHING]
07:11 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:14 Woo!
07:15 Woo-hoo-hoo!
07:17 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:21 [SCREAMING]
07:24 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:27 [SPLASHING]
07:31 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:34 [SCREAMING]
07:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:41 [SCREAMING]
07:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:47 [SPLASHING]
07:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
07:54 [SCREAMING]
07:58 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:01 [SCREAMING]
08:04 Here he comes.
08:06 Mr. X from out of nowhere, heading
08:08 straight for the finish line.
08:10 He's over.
08:11 He's the winner.
08:13 And will you listen to that crowd?
08:16 [CHEERING]
08:19 [MUSIC PLAYING]
08:23 Oh!
08:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
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08:37 [BLANK_AUDIO]