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00:00 (dramatic music)
00:02 - Attention, men.
00:28 Do you come dragging home from work completely fagged out?
00:32 (gasping)
00:38 Nervous, unstrung, weak, run down, worn out,
00:44 physically and mentally fatigued?
00:46 Don't be a spineless, weak, need no good nincompoop.
00:58 Be a man!
00:59 Here's your opportunity, the open doorway to success.
01:04 Fame, money, fortune.
01:07 You can do it.
01:09 (laughing)
01:10 Don't wait, fill in the coupon.
01:12 Fill in the coupon, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry.
01:14 (buzzing)
01:20 (thudding)
01:22 (coughing)
01:27 (thudding)
01:29 (coughing)
01:33 Welcome to the Superdynamic Muscle Tissue Figure
01:52 and Bodybuilding Company's happy family.
01:56 For our number one exercise, suppose we try the barbells.
01:59 Feet in position, one, inhale.
02:04 Two, bend down.
02:07 Three, flex the knees.
02:09 Four, grip firmly with both hands.
02:12 And five, lift.
02:14 (bubbling)
02:21 (thudding)
02:25 One, two, three, one, two, three.
02:28 (thudding)
02:30 (groaning)
02:32 (thudding)
02:37 (bubbling)
02:45 (thudding)
02:51 (bubbling)
02:53 (thudding)
03:00 (thudding)
03:10 (crying)
03:12 (rumbling)
03:19 (thudding)
03:21 (screaming)
03:30 - Get 'em outta here!
03:32 (dramatic music)
03:34 (screaming)
03:38 - Ha, now that wasn't so bad, was it?
03:45 - No, of course not.
03:48 - Well, so much for exercise number one.
03:50 Now just let us compare ourselves to the chart.
03:53 (bubbling)
03:57 We're beginning to fit, aren't we?
04:09 Aha, but enough rest period.
04:13 Let us continue.
04:14 Next we take up the chin up, or horizontal bar.
04:18 Place yourself directly under and in the middle of the bar.
04:21 And now we chin.
04:24 One, two, three, four.
04:28 One, two, one, two.
04:32 Up, down, down, up we go with the one, two.
04:37 One, two, down, up and we're through.
04:43 Ta-da.
04:45 Notice the quick muscle development.
04:48 That wasn't so hard, was it?
04:50 But come, let's not dilly-dally.
04:54 We next try our special cable,
04:56 or chest and shoulder expanders.
04:58 This is great for developing our latissimus dorsi muscles.
05:03 One and two, stretch.
05:08 (gentle music)
05:12 (thudding)
05:14 (growling)
05:15 (thudding)
05:18 (thudding)
05:20 (squeaking)
05:36 (growling)
05:39 (thudding)
05:41 (screaming)
05:45 (growling)
05:48 (coughing)
05:51 (screaming)
06:01 - Mash it.
06:01 - Ouch.
06:02 (thudding)
06:07 - Now wasn't that well spent time?
06:12 How different we feel.
06:15 Not tired, but just good old physically fatigued.
06:20 (sighing)
06:24 (upbeat music)
06:27 (upbeat music)
06:29 (upbeat music)