How To Sleep
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00:00 [music]
00:29 Do you know that you spend about a third of your life in bed?
00:33 Since the beginning of time, man has always had the problem of sleeping.
00:39 In the dark ages, man tried to sleep on bare stone.
00:46 Seeking better methods, he tried hay.
00:51 [sneezes]
00:53 The next great advance was wood.
00:56 But the termites kept him awake.
00:59 And finally, he tried metal.
01:03 [clanking]
01:05 [clanking]
01:08 Out of which evolved the form-fitting inner spring mattress of today.
01:13 Man has learned there are various ways to attain sleep.
01:18 He can be walked to sleep.
01:21 You just won't believe what happened to the bridge club.
01:24 I know what you'll think. George, are you listening?
01:27 [singing]
01:31 Squawk to sleep.
01:32 [singing]
01:35 Rock to sleep.
01:36 [music]
01:41 And sock to sleep.
01:43 [music]
01:47 Contrary to popular belief, research shows people do not sleep like logs.
01:53 They sleep like the frog.
01:56 [snoring]
02:01 The dog.
02:03 [laughing]
02:06 [howling]
02:08 Like the ostrich.
02:10 [snoring]
02:11 The mole.
02:13 [music]
02:15 The bear.
02:17 [snoring]
02:22 And like the owl.
02:24 [howling]
02:30 Today, more and more people find it increasingly difficult to obtain a good night's sleep.
02:36 [clanking]
02:38 [clanking]
02:40 They are the victims of today's mad pace of existence.
02:43 [horn]
02:45 While others perform their daily toil, they sleep too hard at work.
02:50 Keep!
02:52 And work too hard at sleep.
02:54 Go home and sleep on your own time!
02:57 [music]
02:58 Asleep on his feet.
03:00 [clanking]
03:05 Hardly able to stay awake long enough to go to bed.
03:09 [music]
03:11 This man has a problem.
03:14 For once having made his bed, he can't sleep in it.
03:19 [howling]
03:21 However, if one scientifically approaches the sleeping problem, like adjusting bedding,
03:29 science has discovered that fresh air is beneficial to health,
03:32 and thus we find the properly ventilated room most conducive to breathing,
03:36 allowing the lungs and other respiratory organs to assimilate and perform to the maximum efficiency.
03:42 However, if the temperature should fall below the prerequisites of bodily comfort,
03:48 then an electric blanket makes one as warm as toast.
03:53 [clanking]
03:57 [music]
03:59 Hot milk is very soothing.
04:01 [clanking]
04:05 And of course, counting sheep to sleep never fails.
04:10 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine, ten, eleven, twelve,
04:15 SPAMFEED!
04:17 [screaming]
04:19 [music]
04:23 Always on the march, science isn't asleep on the job.
04:28 Today, science has given man a chance to sleep as he's never slept before.
04:36 Using the yawn-inducing plaque as a starter,
04:40 the anti-snore chin strap,
04:42 ear stoppers,
04:44 eye shade and head warmer,
04:46 and the anti-toss and turn suit,
04:50 the sleeper is completely outfitted,
04:53 gently tucked into bed,
04:55 and softly rocked by the mattress pulsating machine.
04:58 [rattling]
05:00 Dreamy music soothes each jangled nerve,
05:04 as the seismographic chart gives science an insight of the subject's reaction.
05:09 [music]
05:19 [beeping]
05:22 This sensitive machine records electrical waves sent out by the brain.
05:29 Every minute detail is transcribed as each tiny thought takes shape.
05:35 [crash]
05:37 [screaming]
05:38 Thus, science proves that dreams definitely affect the subconscious mind.
05:45 [music]
05:48 Science approaches the problem with renewed vigor.
05:52 Science calls on every available resource,
05:56 delving deeply into the occult,
05:59 [beeping]
06:01 and listening Mother Nature's help.
06:03 Every possibility is scientifically approached.
06:07 Science leaves nothing to chance.
06:11 [music]
06:13 Hmm.
06:14 Constant research and ingenuity plus know-how
06:18 enables science to come up with the answer to man's sleeping problem.
06:22 [crash]
06:23 And so today, as it must to all men,
06:26 sleep came to Mr. Geep.
06:28 [music]
06:30 Science marches on.
06:32 [music]
06:40 [BLANK_AUDIO]