Goofy - No Smoking
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00:00 [ Music ]
00:06 [ Music ]
00:35 >> Back through the smoke of centuries when Columbus first set foot on the new world.
00:40 >> How?
00:41 >> How?
00:42 >> You?
00:42 >> Smoke.
00:43 >> Match?
00:43 >> Match.
00:44 [ Music ]
00:50 >> And so Columbus not only proved the world was round, but also firm and fully packed.
00:56 Smoking became a new habit in the old world.
00:59 [ Music ]
01:04 >> Fire, fire.
01:06 >> Yes, sir.
01:07 [ Music ]
01:11 >> It got so man could face any test with a cigarette in his mouth.
01:15 Ready, aim, fire.
01:19 [ Gunshot ]
01:19 >> Ah, it's a Phyllis Morrison.
01:23 >> Smokers could read the handwriting on the wall.
01:26 Today they see the sky writing in the air.
01:30 [ Music ]
01:37 >> The average man's habit of smoking leaves its marks deeply imprinted upon his surroundings.
01:42 [ Music ]
01:45 >> With tobacco, the smoker finds relaxation and contentment.
01:49 [ Music ]
01:58 >> A constant companion in his leisure hours.
02:00 Ah, that last puff before retiring.
02:04 [ Music ]
02:07 >> And that first drag on a rising.
02:11 Ah, it's mild fragrance with a morning shave.
02:16 Ah, that cool inhale with coffee and toast.
02:21 A fast exhale while leaving for work.
02:27 Ah, the soothing fag to face the day's toil.
02:31 [ Music ]
02:33 >> But sometimes because of the irritated eyes, tickling throat, dry hack, coughing, wheezing, and the shortness of wind.
02:40 [ Music ]
02:43 >> The inveterate smoker gets a strange desire to rid himself of the habit.
02:48 >> I quit.
02:50 [ Music ]
02:53 There, I feel better already.
02:56 [ Music ]
03:14 Ah.
03:14 [ Music ]
03:28 >> Well, George, you've gone and done it.
03:30 I sure admire a guy that can quit smoking like you can.
03:34 It ain't easy.
03:36 If it was, I'd quit.
03:38 >> Quitting, giving up the habit, changed Geef's entire outlook.
03:43 >> Hey, George, I'm a father.
03:45 Have a cigar.
03:46 >> Well, thanks.
03:47 >> Oops, almost forgot.
03:48 You quit smoking.
03:49 >> Yeah.
03:50 [ Music ]
03:53 Ah, what'd I quit smoking for?
03:56 I like smoking.
03:57 I'm no quitter.
03:58 Get a lot of pleasure smoking.
04:00 I love smoking.
04:01 It's my hobby.
04:02 [ Mumbling ]
04:04 >> No.
04:05 >> Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
04:09 [ Music ]
04:12 >> Yeah.
04:13 [ Music ]
04:15 >> Hug.
04:16 [ Music ]
04:30 >> Wow.
04:31 [ Music ]
04:32 >> Going up.
04:33 [ Music ]
04:35 [ Music ]
04:38 [ Screaming ]
04:40 [ Music ]
04:49 >> I got it.
04:50 I got it.
04:51 I think I got it.
04:53 [ Music ]
04:55 [ Gasping ]
04:56 [ Music ]
05:07 >> Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
05:11 [ Gunshot ]
05:12 >> And the little man wins a big cigar.
05:15 [ Music ]
05:31 [ Gasping ]
05:32 [ Music ]
05:44 >> Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke.
05:48 [ Music ]
05:52 >> Hey, mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed, rope,
05:57 chaw, cigar, or snubber, or anything, just anything.
06:02 >> Why, of course, my good man.
06:04 Have a cigar.
06:06 >> Oh, thank you, sir.
06:08 [ Music ]
06:11 >> Give the smoker enough rope and...
06:14 [ Explosion ]
06:16 >> He'll hang on to his habit.
06:18 [ Music ]