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00:00 So, if you don't break the rules, you have to pay Rp 100,000.
00:04 But if you pay Rp 100,000, you have to pay Rp 500,000.
00:08 If you don't pay Rp 500,000, you have to pay Rp 600,000.
00:10 But if you want to meet us, you have to pay Rp 6 million.
00:14 In one of the videos,
00:18 Chipung was meeting her fans and waving her hand.
00:21 She did a kiss-bye at a mall
00:25 during her lunch session with her family.
00:28 Let's see.
00:30 Chipung's actions always make netizens jealous.
00:39 Like what happened when Raffi and Nagita brought Chipung to a restaurant for lunch.
00:44 They immediately drew the attention of other visitors.
00:47 Without being asked by her mother-in-law,
00:49 Chipung immediately waved her hand and did a kiss-bye.
00:51 It seems like Chipung has realized that she has a lot of fans.
00:55 What's more amazing is that Chipung,
00:59 despite her busy schedule,
01:03 while enjoying her lunch with her family,
01:06 still has time to greet her fans.
01:09 That's right. She's a fan service.
01:12 Fan service?
01:14 Yes, a kiss-bye. Fan service.
01:16 Oh, fan service.
01:17 Not fan service.
01:19 Yes, fan service.
01:21 Right?
01:22 It's not easy for Chipung to have lunch.
01:25 She has to warm up,
01:27 eat, and do the dishes.
01:29 She left all of that to greet her fans.
01:31 Wow, you're so cool, Chipung.
01:33 You're amazing.
01:35 All kids are like that.
01:37 They eat first.
01:38 It's not possible for a kid to be asked to take a picture with a crowd.
01:42 "Sorry, we're on a break."
01:44 We don't know.
01:45 It's possible.
01:46 It's possible.
01:47 And fans can say that Chipung is a maniac.
01:50 Yes.
01:51 From all the kids in the mall,
01:53 people can tell that she's Chipung.
01:57 Right?
01:58 Maybe because there's Rafi Ahmad, Nagita Slavina,
02:01 and Rafathar.
02:02 So, they can tell that she's Chipung, not Dawes Mini.
02:05 But it's the same.
02:08 I was like that when I was young.
02:10 How were you when you were young?
02:11 When I was six years old,
02:12 I was shouted at in the mall.
02:14 What did you shout?
02:15 "Maleng, maleng!"
02:16 They said I took their chocolates.
02:18 In Kasir, right?
02:19 The most important thing in Kasir is the supermarket.
02:21 It's a big enemy for the parents.
02:23 Because they purposely put the last check point there.
02:26 Chocolate, toys, candy.
02:30 The one with the handle.
02:31 Yes, lollipop.
02:33 And the chocolate with the packaging.
02:35 Yes, that's the last point.
02:36 The kids were distracted because it's taking too long.
02:39 It's taking too long.
02:40 So, they were like...
02:41 And some of them wanted to fill the electricity, but it didn't work.
02:47 They were annoyed.
02:49 We'll read the comments from the netizens.
02:52 For the video.
02:53 Yes.
02:54 The first comment.
02:56 "Mr. Prabowo, take Chipung as your representative."
03:00 Because electability.
03:03 Chipung.
03:04 Chipung is famous in Indonesia.
03:06 So, it can increase electability.
03:08 Let's see if Chipung will be given a party's shirt.
03:10 We'll see.
03:11 The survey will prove if the party's electability will increase or not.
03:15 It can happen.
03:17 The next comment.
03:19 "When his face is like..."
03:21 "Why are you like that?" I asked.
03:23 Maybe Chipung will be like...
03:25 "Why are they like that?"
03:27 "Why are they shouting?"
03:28 "Oh, my God. It's like I've never seen a baby."
03:31 Maybe Chipung will be confused when he's at school.
03:34 "Dad, I'm a bit confused at school. Why is no one shouting at me?"
03:37 "Before school, I was shouted at by everyone."
03:40 "Chipung! Chipung! Chipung!"
03:42 "Why is no one shouting at me at school?"
03:44 But, if Chipung grows up, he'll be called Chipung.
03:46 Maybe not Chipung.
03:48 Maybe Capung. / No.
03:50 Cide. / Why Cide?
03:51 Cibung Gede.
03:53 The next comment.
03:55 "Pung, you're funny. I'll borrow you 500 rupiahs."
03:58 This is more like North Sumatra.
04:00 The people in Batak say "Pung, Opung."
04:02 Not Chipung.
04:03 It's Opung. / Yes.
04:04 "Call me Opung. I'll use money."
04:07 There's Opung.
04:08 If you borrow 500 rupiahs from Chipung...
04:10 It's small. / Small?
04:12 It's small.
04:13 Chipung eats fish.
04:15 The small fish.
04:16 It's crowded.
04:17 My wife bought a fish. It's called Chipung.
04:20 Really? / Yes.
04:21 It's food.
04:22 It's food. / It's food.
04:23 It's food and Chipung.
04:24 It's a fish.
04:25 It has no bones inside.
04:27 It's a fish. But it's not a bone inside.
04:29 My wife bought it.
04:30 "Eat this. This is Chipung's fish."
04:32 "What is Chipung's fish?"
04:34 "Chipung eats this."
04:35 Oh my God.
04:36 That's how much influence he has.
04:38 Since he was a kid, he's become a real influencer.
04:41 Oh my God.
04:43 The name of the fish is Sisamu.
04:45 Sisamu.
04:46 The name of the fish is Sisamu.
04:48 Who's the owner?
04:51 Me.
04:53 I don't think you know.
04:55 I do.
04:56 Do you want to continue the story?
04:57 Yes. / Okay.
04:58 Good.
04:59 Good.
05:00 Let's continue.
05:02 Next, Mr. Mirta.
05:03 From Pekan Baru.
05:04 Two thieves were caught by the owner...
05:07 ...when they stole 3 kg of gas and 12 kg of fuel.
05:13 They did it without covering their faces.
05:17 Before they ran away, the owner and the thief were fighting.
05:21 Thief!
05:30 Thief!
05:32 Thief!
05:34 Thief!
05:35 They were going to take the gas home, but they were caught.
05:38 Two young men who were going to steal gas were caught by the owner.
05:42 They were so polite that they even called the owner.
05:45 But, because one of the thieves panicked, they ran away.
05:49 So, they were caught.
05:51 Don't be fooled, guys.
05:53 That's it.
05:59 What?
06:00 That's it.
06:01 Excuse me, ma'am.
06:02 That's it.
06:03 Oh, my.
06:04 From this video, we can see that...
06:06 ...these thieves are still not good at it.
06:08 What?
06:09 Even when they're on the beginner level,
06:12 they're still in the position of being a child.
06:14 A child?
06:15 They're still there, but they're not.
06:16 They're there, but they're not caught?
06:17 They're not caught. That's it.
06:18 Gosh. It's embarrassing.
06:21 It's embarrassing for the thieves.
06:24 That's it.
06:25 Yes.
06:26 As you can see, these two thieves didn't coordinate well.
06:29 Because they each stole different gas.
06:32 It's not compact.
06:34 Our clothes are compact.
06:36 We're both boxy.
06:37 Do I look like a pregnant woman?
06:39 Why do you look like a pregnant woman?
06:41 No.
06:42 It's cool, right?
06:43 It's cool.
06:44 It's like a ceramic kitchen set.
06:45 A rich people's kitchen set.
06:48 Oh, yes.
06:49 Swedish furniture.
06:50 That's right.
06:51 These walls were used during the pandemic for the thieves.
06:54 Oh, yes.
06:55 Wallpaper.
06:56 Yes.
06:57 Wallpaper foam.
06:58 That's right. Wallpaper foam.
06:59 That's right.
07:00 But, they're not compact.
07:02 Among the two thieves,
07:05 they took different gas.
07:07 Right?
07:08 One is pink, the other is green.
07:09 And I'm sure the poorest one is the thief who took 3 kg gas.
07:13 The green one? Why?
07:14 Because it's written there.
07:15 For the poor people.
07:16 But, because of the thief, we're known as the owner of the house.
07:20 We bought 3 kg gas, but we also have 12 kg gas.
07:23 He's known as well.
07:26 And we're known if...
07:28 We're wearing red tank top, right?
07:30 Yes.
07:31 He's able to afford to buy 12 kg gas.
07:34 That's right.
07:35 So, we're known. Thank you, thief.
07:37 But, for the action...
07:38 You don't need to be an example.
07:39 That's right.
07:40 That's not good.
07:41 From the video of the thief,
07:42 we can find an amazing similarity.
07:45 What is it?
07:46 Between the stolen goods,
07:48 the thief's speed,
07:50 and the scream of the owner of the house.
07:52 What's the similarity?
07:53 They're both gas.
07:54 Gas. They're all gas.
07:57 That's right.
07:58 The escape mission.
07:59 Gas and...
08:00 Thief!
08:02 That's it.
08:03 They're all gas.
08:04 Let's go to the next news.
08:06 A celeb from Jakarta,
08:08 named Queen Nara,
08:09 shared her beautiful KTP photo.
08:13 This thing surprised the netizen because the photos on the ID card or KTP usually look bad.
08:20 Not often, many people are shy to show their KTP photos.
08:27 KTP
08:30 Viral, a celebgram that has both KTP photos and the real one.
08:34 She made the whole Indonesian people shy.
08:38 What are the tips and tricks to make the KTP photos look good?
08:44 I want to know.
08:46 Is it good?
08:49 Huh?
08:50 Is it good?
08:51 Focus, please.
08:52 Yes, the KTP photos.
08:53 KTP photos.
08:54 KTP photos are good.
08:56 People usually judge by the KTP photos.
08:58 Yes.
08:59 If the real person's photos are good, they'll look at the KTP photos.
09:03 They'll be shocked.
09:04 I have a census.
09:06 Look at my KTP.
09:08 Cipri Nicole.
09:10 The KTP photos are good.
09:14 It's bad.
09:15 Nicole lives here.
09:17 She's from Binjai.
09:19 You're putting your data in.
09:23 Respect to Mr. Dikit Capil.
09:24 I'm not kidding.
09:25 This is a joke.
09:27 Indra Jumawan.
09:28 No.
09:29 Indra Jumawan, a psychologist from Capil, North Sumatra, Binjai.
09:32 He's a self-made man.
09:35 He replaced the KTP photos with Nicole's photos.
09:38 They're not similar.
09:40 No, they're not.
09:41 If I say they're similar, I'm evil.
09:43 What if Jipri cut her hair?
09:45 Okay.
09:46 For the viewers, this can be a lesson.
09:51 For the people who want to make KTP,
09:53 if you want your photos to be good when you take KTP photos,
09:56 you have to bring the money to the office.
10:00 Before you take the photos,
10:02 you have to pay first.
10:04 Bring the money.
10:05 Make up artist.
10:07 Pay first.
10:09 It's good.
10:10 The photos are done.
10:15 The money is 2.5 million.
10:17 The KTP photos are just for a while.
10:19 But, KTP photos are for life.
10:22 If you take KTP photos like Queen Nara,
10:25 it's for life.
10:26 It's safe.
10:27 If you open the KTP photos, you'll win.
10:30 If you take Indra's KTP photos now,
10:32 it's not good.
10:33 When you send KTP photos to buy plane tickets,
10:36 you'll be embarrassed.
10:37 Who is this?
10:38 I'm so proud.
10:39 Show me.
10:40 Where's the KTP photos?
10:41 I don't bring my wallet.
10:44 This is...
10:45 a smart guy.
10:46 He's embarrassed...
10:48 because...
10:49 I don't bring my wallet.
10:50 He's not like him.
10:52 I'm brave.
10:53 Like Jefri Mumun.
10:55 Mumun Bocong.
10:57 Besides that, the staff has to be professional...
11:01 when taking photos.
11:02 Don't just take it.
11:04 Because, he counts to three.
11:07 But, he presses the fifth button.
11:09 The button is a bit delayed.
11:10 So, the face is not ready.
11:12 That's right.
11:13 Usually, he presses the button one, two, three.
11:15 He did it one, two, three.
11:17 Four, five.
11:18 Let's do it again.
11:19 One, two, three.
11:22 Of course, I want to.
11:25 You can't retake it.
11:26 That's right.
11:27 You can't retake it.
11:28 That's right.
11:29 We can't just check the photos.
11:31 Because, we can't check KTP photos.
11:34 Why can't we check it?
11:36 Because it's complicated.
11:37 It's a job.
11:38 That's right.
11:39 It's time to play Zuma.
11:45 If the photos are good, it's okay.
11:47 But, if the photos are bad, it's a waste.
11:50 Especially, nowadays, KTP is a waste.
11:52 That's right.
11:53 I heard that, if it's extended,
11:54 it's replaced by the updated data.
11:57 Not the photos.
11:58 So, when he takes a photo, his face is pale.
12:01 It's a waste.
12:02 We'll show you the KTP photos later.
12:04 Okay.
12:05 Don't go anywhere.
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21:03 Welcome back with me, Indra Jegel.
21:12 And my friend, Boris Bokir.
21:14 On Bercanda,
21:15 The latest news for you.
21:17 This time, I will report the weather...
21:20 of five big cities in Indonesia.
21:23 Okay.
21:25 The Weather
21:27 Jakarta.
21:35 In Jakarta, there is a difference in weather.
21:38 In West Jakarta, it will be heavy rain.
21:40 In North Jakarta, it will be sunny.
21:42 And in South Jakarta, it will be dark.
21:45 And there will be a lot of loud noises from light music in Zenopati.
21:49 Indra, I'm sorry.
21:51 I'm reporting the weather forecast.
21:54 Not the forecast of the weather.
21:57 Why is it loud from the music?
21:59 That's right, Mr. Boris.
22:01 Do you know about local rain?
22:03 Yes, I do.
22:04 In that place, it's called local loudness.
22:06 Welcome to Sahara.
22:08 Wait.
22:13 That's a different song.
22:15 A different song?
22:16 A different song.
22:17 Is it the right song? Please tell me.
22:19 It's okay. It's safe.
22:21 ♪ Let me be ♪
22:25 ♪ for the last time ♪
22:29 ♪ Just for tonight ♪
22:31 Win!
22:34 Wait.
22:37 -I'm sorry. -Tell me where is it.
22:39 Our credibility is questioned.
22:41 Okay. Relax.
22:42 Don't be mad.
22:43 Next, from Yogyakarta.
22:47 It's possible that there will be a storm in Yogyakarta.
22:50 But, for the people of Yogyakarta,
22:52 don't panic and stay calm.
22:54 Because as long as there's a storm, we'll be nervous.
22:57 Sir.
22:58 It's a storm.
23:00 It's a storm, not a storm.
23:03 A storm is a storm.
23:05 It's a wind.
23:06 What's the word for nervous?
23:08 It's when we want to press.
23:10 Press.
23:12 People will see that you're nervous.
23:16 I'm nervous.
23:17 You're starting to ruin it.
23:19 Please tell me the right word.
23:21 Okay. It's safe. Don't be mad.
23:23 Don't be mad. Stay calm.
23:25 Next, from Denpasar.
23:27 Tonight, a small part of Denpasar,
23:29 the west, will be covered by clouds.
23:32 And a large part of Denpasar, the east,
23:35 will be open for tourists who want to go on vacation.
23:38 Sir, I'm sorry.
23:40 It means that in the area covered by clouds,
23:44 tourists are not allowed to go there, right?
23:46 Yes.
23:47 Tourists are allowed.
23:48 I said that in the west, it's covered by clouds.
23:51 It means that those who are not allowed to go there,
23:53 will be covered by clouds.
23:55 Do you understand?
23:56 Clouds are not allowed to go in.
23:58 Like that.
24:00 Are you watching this?
24:02 Do you have a friend named Cloud?
24:05 Yes.
24:06 Maybe he doesn't watch it.
24:07 So, the one with the name...
24:09 Whatever.
24:12 He doesn't understand.
24:14 He doesn't learn Indonesian.
24:15 It's weird.
24:16 Who doesn't understand? Who is being blocked?
24:18 Whatever.
24:20 Next, from Surabaya.
24:22 For Surabaya, there will be a thunderstorm in the afternoon.
24:25 But it's not a normal thunderstorm.
24:27 It's a thunderstorm that hits Boris' house.
24:29 There will be a lot of thunderstorms this afternoon.
24:30 It's a thunderstorm that hits Boris' house.
24:32 Sir, don't be mad.
24:34 Don't swear.
24:35 Why is it only my house that is hit by the thunderstorm?
24:39 I live in Jakarta, not in Surabaya.
24:41 It's a different city.
24:42 It's easy.
24:43 You can arrange it.
24:44 We'll send the thunderstorm by cargo.
24:46 Do you want to?
24:47 Sir, I think you're really mad.
24:50 I'm not mad.
24:53 You send it by cargo.
24:55 Sir, I'll review the thunderstorm.
24:58 I'll give you the unboxing video.
25:00 So, the guarantee will work.
25:01 Okay. Next, from the next city.
25:03 Malang.
25:05 In Malang, from the afternoon to the night,
25:07 it's very bright in the city's alun-alun.
25:10 Not because of the thunderstorm,
25:11 but because of the many cars that pass by.
25:15 Here we go again.
25:17 Yes, sir. This is not wrong.
25:20 But this is the news about the thunderstorm.
25:26 Not the city's tourism report.
25:29 What if it's raining?
25:31 Poor people who are on a trip.
25:32 Okay.
25:33 I'm sorry.
25:34 I'm sorry for reporting the thunderstorm.
25:39 But, it's human. It's not wrong.
25:41 It's just a prediction.
25:42 It's not wrong.
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25:46 Complain.
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25:50 The news is for you.
25:51 I'm just curious.
25:53 He doesn't understand.
25:54 Again.
25:59 The weather prediction that is not mutual, misleading,
26:03 misleading, and has no benefit.
26:06 From who?
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26:25 Let's continue to the next news.
26:26 Okay.
26:27 Now, it's time to watch the video.
26:30 A viral and funny video.
26:32 A candidate is suspected of being a fraud
26:35 when he's following the training.
26:37 Here's the video.
26:38 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
26:48 My two is so...
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27:29 Do you want to continue?
27:32 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
27:36 Try the other one.
27:38 Do you want to continue?
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27:41 One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight.
27:46 I can't say anything.
27:53 He said, "Oh, God."
27:55 I have empathy and sympathy.
27:59 But, it's funny.
28:01 It's a jumping jack, if I'm not mistaken.
28:03 Yes, it's a jumping jack.
28:04 Yes, and if I'm not mistaken, the video is...
28:07 People want to join a hot source company for security.
28:11 Security organization.
28:13 Maybe.
28:14 It's not this.
28:15 It's a jumping jack, right?
28:17 One, two, three.
28:20 He jumped and put his hand down.
28:22 It's not synchronized.
28:25 If you move your hand and foot...
28:27 He can't drive a car.
28:29 Why?
28:30 Cars are...
28:31 Hands, foot, synchronized.
28:34 Yes.
28:36 Who knows?
28:37 But, we can do it.
28:39 Really?
28:40 We have to try it?
28:42 Let's try it.
28:43 If you're still like that?
28:44 Let's try it.
28:46 It's right. We can't do it.
28:50 Really?
28:51 Try it.
28:52 Is it funny or not?
28:53 I think I can't do it.
28:54 Try it.
28:55 How?
28:56 Jumping jack.
28:57 One, two.
28:59 We can do it?
29:00 Keep going.
29:01 Stop.
29:02 Oh, God.
29:03 We'll show you the news that's updated.
29:06 It's only for fun.
29:08 The news that's funny for you.
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29:11 Jumping jack.
29:13 Go.
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29:17 It's not Jack Arthur.
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35:40 The best news for you.
35:42 This time we will bring you the social news.
35:45 Wedding is the happiest moment for a couple.
35:51 But, wedding is often disturbed by an uninvited guest.
35:57 Like what happened in Sampang, East Java.
36:00 On a happy day, the bride must be patient.
36:04 Because the party was disturbed by a cow.
36:07 Wow, it's viral.
36:13 A cow suddenly entered the wedding party.
36:17 The spontaneous event.
36:19 Automatically makes the bride and the guest panic.
36:22 And run away.
36:23 Even though the cow just wants to take a photo.
36:26 The cow is confused. The bride is confused.
36:36 In the middle of the cow is Catherine Dandas.
36:39 But, this is a wedding that is reserved for all the bride and groom.
36:45 How can it be reserved?
36:46 Because this moment is unforgettable.
36:48 That's right.
36:51 Usually, people will greet each other.
36:54 This is an unforgettable moment.
36:56 The cow entered the wedding party.
36:57 Even the grandchild will remember this.
37:00 It will be told.
37:01 And not only the cow remembers, all the people remember.
37:06 Usually, the one who disturbs the wedding party is the ex-husband who is hurt.
37:11 But, this cow.
37:13 Or maybe, this cow is reincarnated from an ex-husband.
37:19 I don't know why I said that.
37:24 Ex-husband reincarnated as a cow.
37:27 If he reincarnated as a cow, he should enter the wedding party slowly.
37:33 While being videotaped.
37:34 It should be me who is there.
37:39 Oh, make a concert.
37:40 Then, greet in slow motion.
37:44 That's right.
37:45 And not him.
37:47 Then, the mother knows.
37:50 That's right.
37:51 The mother knows.
37:53 Usually, the ex-husband will be shocked.
37:57 "Who is this?"
37:59 And the cow will come to the wedding party in a good mood.
38:02 For example, wearing a batik.
38:03 No.
38:05 Or carrying an umbrella.
38:07 And from that incident, there was no suicide.
38:10 But, some wedding decorations and shooting equipment were damaged.
38:15 The animals were cut off.
38:17 And the vendor asked for a replacement.
38:20 If I were a vendor, I would ask for a replacement.
38:22 That's right.
38:23 No victim was cut off.
38:25 The one who was cut off was the one who was married.
38:27 Because of expensive decorations.
38:28 The cow was damaged.
38:29 How much did you pay for the flowers?
38:31 Back then, I...
38:32 Just the flowers?
38:33 I was offered 95 million for the flowers.
38:37 Flowers? How could it be expensive?
38:39 Because he said he used real flowers.
38:41 Because of real flowers, the flowers cost 95 million?
38:43 Real flowers cost 95 million.
38:45 It's better to get married in a farm.
38:49 Don't let the flowers. The snakes and the cows are alive.
38:53 The cows are alive.
38:54 Don't let the flowers be damaged.
38:56 Oh, God.
38:57 There are always quarrels about the damaged shooting equipment.
39:02 Maybe the cow is afraid.
39:04 Because the incident was recorded and viral on social media.
39:07 And he's afraid that the incident will become a national attention.
39:12 That's why the cow understands technology now.
39:14 Instead of being viral, it's better to be damaged.
39:17 So that there won't be many digital attacks.
39:18 That's right.
39:19 There are many viral cows.
39:21 Like the cow in the cage.
39:23 So, he's afraid of cows.
39:26 Yes.
39:27 But if a cow is in jail, it's like being kept.
39:30 It's like being kept.
39:32 Right? / Yes.
39:33 But when it's kept,
39:34 "What are you doing? There are people. I'll be scolded."
39:37 Next, we'll read the comments from netizens about the video.
39:43 First, maybe the cow's ex can't move on.
39:46 Maybe the cow's ex can't move on.
39:48 Like in the reincarnation.
39:50 Yes, the reincarnation.
39:51 Maybe.
39:52 Okay, the next comment.
39:54 Maybe the man has a special relationship with the cow.
39:58 Again, the man is blamed.
40:00 Again, the man is blamed for having a special relationship.
40:03 It doesn't cover the possibility.
40:05 But what kind of cow is it?
40:07 We didn't check it.
40:09 It's a cow.
40:10 It's from 2023.
40:11 Let's continue.
40:14 It's good to tell the story to the kids.
40:16 If it's a big cow, it's good to tell the story to the kids.
40:18 Not only to the kids.
40:19 To the neighbors, the guests, the family.
40:22 The family.
40:23 The family in a neighborhood must be like,
40:26 "What's wrong with this cow?"
40:28 Let's say it's Mrs. Riz.
40:29 "Mrs. Riz, did you know that your marriage has a cow?"
40:33 Yes.
40:34 Even though it's a fake.
40:35 Yes.
40:36 But it's a life saver.
40:37 Yes.
40:38 Everyone must focus on the cow.
40:39 If the catering is not good, it's safe.
40:42 Focus on the cow.
40:43 That's right.
40:44 It's also a reason.
40:45 "Why is the catering not good?"
40:46 "It's because of the cow."
40:48 Poor cow.
40:50 It's because of the cow.
40:51 The glass drink in the pyramid.
40:55 It's not there.
40:56 Because it's on the cow.
40:57 But it's not there.
40:58 It's not there.
40:59 It was in the building.
41:00 Because of the cow.
41:01 So, it's in the middle of the road.
41:03 It's a test.
41:05 It's too weird.
41:06 It's too weird.
41:07 It's too weird.
41:08 I've been trying to make it better.
41:09 The cow is in.
41:10 I've been trying to make it better.
41:11 Now, the cow is in the building.
41:13 The reincarnation cow.
41:15 That's it.
41:17 We're two.
41:18 That's it.
41:20 That's the series of news...
41:22 that we've brought to Bercanda.
41:25 We're at the end of the show, Indra.
41:28 That's right, Boris.
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41:40 Happy weekend, Bestie.
41:49 What culinary do you want to eat tonight?
41:52 Come here, make it every weekend.
41:54 We'll give you a reference of food that you must come.
41:58 If you love spicy food, this is perfect.
42:03 The menu of Tete and Ces will make your tongue go crazy.
42:09 Oh, my God.
42:13 Eat it, Ces.
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42:17 Yes.
42:18 The cheek.
42:20 Oh, my God.
42:21 Oh, my God.
42:22 Bestie, this is not just a snack.
42:24 It can be a meal.
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42:32 The cheek is so soft, Bestie.
42:34 It makes Ces and Tete's cheeks go crazy.
42:38 Is it good?
42:48 It's so good.
42:50 It's true, Bestie.
42:52 It's not just spicy, but it's sweet, too.
42:55 So, it's so good.
42:58 The spiciness is balanced.
43:01 It's spicy and sweet.
43:03 But, when you eat it, you can taste the leek.
43:08 It's so good, Bestie.
43:09 The seasoning is like rice.
43:17 It's more delicious.
43:18 That's right.
43:19 Add the other ingredients.
43:22 Okay.
43:24 Add the other ingredients.
43:25 I think the chili sauce is more tempting.
43:30 It's a bit scary, right?
43:31 Is it?
43:33 Look at the chili.
43:37 It's so good.
43:38 The chicken is so good, Bestie.
43:46 The chicken is so tender.
43:58 The chicken is so tender.
44:00 All the ingredients are here, like the cheek, wing, and the meat.
44:08 It's boiled first, then mixed with the red seasoning.
44:14 In a day, you can eat 5 kg of chili.
44:18 In a day, you can eat 8 kg of cheek, Bestie.
44:23 Guys, it's so good.
44:25 It's so good.
44:28 Although the menu is simple, it's so good to eat it with rice.
44:40 After enjoying the super-enduring food, we continue to accompany Tete and Bara.