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00:00 and chili oil here, to make it more magnificent.
00:04 There's no other place that can replace this chicken noodle.
00:10 Especially with the topping that is amazing.
00:13 It's truly amazing.
00:15 As you can see, we have two types of pancit here.
00:20 The one with chicken inside, maybe.
00:23 Let's break it first.
00:26 It has chicken and vegetables inside.
00:30 Let's try it.
00:32 Chili oil again. I love it.
00:35 Besides the pancit, there's also the regular one.
00:42 Yes, the pancit crisp.
00:44 You can try both of them.
00:46 We eat the pancit crisp with noodles.
00:49 And we eat it with rice.
00:51 Wow.
00:52 Besi, how is it?
01:03 It's so cool, right?
01:05 It's so cool.
01:07 I saw the view while holding the camera.
01:10 While checking.
01:12 Oh my God.
01:14 My cameraman wants to do it too.
01:17 Besi, besides you, there's someone else who's crazy here.
01:20 There's a cameraman, our creative team is crazy here.
01:24 Because today is the special HUTransmedia 22 Power Up.
01:28 Tete and Bara also want to share this with their crewmates.
01:33 Add more chili?
01:35 Here.
01:36 The one who makes us hungry is Dardar.
01:39 Are you ready?
01:41 Try it.
01:48 One more.
01:50 One more.
01:53 One more.
01:55 This is our creative team.
02:06 It's so cool.
02:17 It's cool, right?
02:19 One more.
02:21 HUTransmedia 22 Power Up.
02:26 Check it.
02:27 For those who are curious about this noodle, just try the noodle in Gading Serpong.
02:34 Because Besi can't wait to try the noodle in Gading Serpong.
02:43 You have to try it because it's really...
02:47 spectacular, and also Power Up.
02:51 So, the rating for the noodle in Gading Serpong...
02:54 from 1 to 10 is...
02:57 10.
03:00 Tete Lido's taste is Power Up.
03:05 Besi, you have to try it.
03:07 The sign that makes you hungry.
03:08 Approved.
03:11 Happy birthday, happy birthday to you.
03:14 Happy birthday to you.
03:16 The next video will be uploaded on the 22nd of December.
03:21 Please look forward to it.
03:24 The next video will be uploaded on the 22nd of December.
03:28 Please look forward to it.
03:31 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
03:36 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
03:40 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
04:02 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
04:29 Nick, this was a tragedy, but it's not why we're here.
04:32 What are we, fighting the weather now?
04:34 Locals say the cyclone had a face.
04:37 People see things when they're under stress.
04:39 Okay, that does not mean that this is the start to some other...
04:42 big world...
04:44 Who are you?
04:51 You don't want any part of this.
04:58 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:03 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:29 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:33 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:40 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:47 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:55 [The Legend of Zelda - Ocarina of Time]
05:59 Gone, but not forgotten.
06:11 Thanks to Keenith Lim and Veehan Ramamurthy for their help with that touching video tribute.
06:15 This year has been nothing short of...
06:17 F*** it, it's crazy. It's like insane.
06:19 Jason.
06:20 What?
06:21 No swearing.
06:22 Yeah, it's like the last day of school we're getting.
06:24 Historic.
06:25 Over five years ago, half of all life in the universe, including our own Midtown High, was wiped from existence.
06:32 But then, eight months ago, a band of brave heroes brought us back.
06:36 They called it the Blip.
06:40 Those of us who blipped away came back the same age, but our classmates that didn't blip had grown five years older.
06:47 Yeah, like my little brother is now older than me.
06:49 Yeah, it's math.
06:51 And even though we had blipped away halfway through the school year and had already taken midterms,
06:56 the school made us start the whole year over from the beginning.
06:59 That's totally unfair.
07:00 It's not right.
07:02 Tigers, it's been a long, dramatic, somewhat confusing road.
07:07 As we draw this year to a close, it's time to move on.
07:11 To a new phase of our lives.
07:14 Probably nothing crazy happens again because are the Avengers even like a thing anymore?
07:17 Does anyone even have a plan?
07:19 I have a plan.
07:21 Okay, first, I'm going to sit next to MJ on the flight.
07:23 Second, I'm going to buy a dual headphone adapter and watch movies with her the whole time.
07:27 Okay.
07:28 Three, when we go to Venice, Venice is super famous for making stuff out of glass, right?
07:31 True.
07:32 So I'm going to buy her a black Dahlia necklace because her favorite flower is the black Dahlia because of, well--
07:36 The murderer.
07:37 The murderer.
07:38 Four, when we go to Paris, I'm going to take her to the top of the Eiffel Tower, give her the necklace.
07:42 Oh.
07:43 And then five, I'm going to tell her how I feel.
07:45 And then six, hopefully she tells me she feels the same way.
07:49 Oh, don't forget step seven.
07:50 Step seven?
07:51 Don't do any of that.
07:52 Why?
07:54 Because we're going to be bachelors in Europe, Peter.
07:56 Man, look, I may not know much, but I do know this.
07:59 Europeans love Americans.
08:02 Really?
08:03 And more than half of them are women.
08:05 Okay, sure, but I really like MJ, man, okay?
08:09 She's awesome, she's super funny in a kind of dark way, and sometimes I catch her looking at me and I feel like I stood up way too--
08:14 She's coming over.
08:15 Just don't say anything.
08:16 What up, dorks?
08:17 Excited about the science trip?
08:18 Hey, yeah, we're just talking about the trip.
08:20 Yeah, and Peter's plan.
08:21 You have a plan?
08:22 I don't-- I don't have a plan.
08:25 No, he's just going to collect tiny spoons when we're traveling to other countries.
08:29 Like a grandmother?
08:31 I'm not collecting tiny spoons, he's collecting tiny spoons.
08:34 Oh, okay, well, that was a real roller coaster.
08:40 By the way, travel tip, you should probably download a VPN on your phone just so that the government can't track you while we're abroad.
08:45 Smart.
08:46 Will do.
08:48 Dude, I think that went really great.
08:55 [music]
09:16 What are you cooking, sir?
09:18 I'm going to cook something delicious, using the special black soy sauce.
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10:22 There's a return, more economical.
10:24 The delicious black soy sauce 200 ml special,
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10:29 Enough for a week's cooking.
10:31 Wow, it's awesome, it's cool.
10:35 The drink is just like a green bean.
10:36 The granulated grains are immediately dissolved.
10:38 It's just awesome.
10:39 Taste the green bean's coolness.
10:42 Just juice, taste the green bean.
10:43 It's so cool.
10:44 The coolness makes it exciting.
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10:47 What are you cooking, sir?
10:48 Using the delicious black soy sauce.
10:50 Only 1,000 rupiahs, you can cook delicious food.
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11:31 Hey, man.
11:36 Did you see Brad and MJ on the plane?
11:37 They were watching movies and laughing the entire time.
11:39 Dude, don't worry, okay?
11:41 I'm sure that's nothing.
11:42 Hey, babe.
11:43 Can you hold this for me, please?
11:44 Yeah, of course.
11:45 Thanks.
11:46 What was that?
11:55 Uh, well, we actually got to talking on the plane,
11:59 and it turns out we have a lot in common.
12:01 So, uh, we're boyfriend and girlfriend now.
12:03 Whatever happened to being an American bachelor in Europe?
12:06 Peter, those were the words of a boy.
12:09 And that boy met a woman.
12:11 A very strong and powerful woman.
12:14 And now that boy's a man.
12:17 Babe?
12:18 Coming, babe.
12:19 There's nothing in there, I swear.
12:26 Please, no.
12:44 [singing in Italian]
12:46 Sorry.
12:53 I'm here.
12:55 Wait, wait, wait.
12:56 Where, where, where?
12:57 Here, here.
12:58 Thank goodness.
13:11 [singing in Italian]
13:13 Looks like we're here.
13:33 They're doing some renovations to the place.
13:35 Getting some upgrades.
13:36 That must be the concierge.
13:38 Okay.
13:40 Everyone, here we are.
13:42 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
13:44 Tell me we're not staying here.
13:45 Wow.
13:46 This place is sinking.
13:47 I think you mean charming.
13:49 Okay, everybody.
13:50 Don't be bags off.
13:52 We're going to meet at the Da Vinci Museum at 3.
13:54 Let's go.
13:55 Vamanos.
13:56 Andiamo.
13:57 Andiamo.
13:58 When in Rome, you do as the Romans do.
13:59 When you're in Venice, your socks get wet.
14:01 What's up, class?
14:08 How you guys doing?
14:10 This is so much fun.
14:11 I love it.
14:12 Three, two, one.
14:35 Say pizza.
14:36 Pizza.
14:37 Pizza.
14:39 [singing in Italian]
14:41 Buongiorno.
14:58 Buongiorno.
14:59 Hi.
15:00 I'm looking for a...
15:02 Fiore nero.
15:05 [music]
15:07 It's perfect.
15:14 Bo.
15:23 What?
15:25 Bo, it's the most perfect word in the world.
15:27 Italians created it and I just discovered it.
15:28 What does it mean?
15:29 That's the thing.
15:30 It can mean a million things.
15:31 It can mean I don't know, get out of my face.
15:32 I don't know and get out of my face.
15:33 It's the best thing Italy ever created,
15:34 except for maybe espresso.
15:36 Oh, so you've been drinking espresso.
15:38 Yeah.
15:39 Hey, German.
15:40 American.
15:41 Bo.
15:43 Whoa.
15:46 Bo is my new superpower.
15:47 It's like the anti-aloha.
15:48 I was born to say this word.
15:50 So what's in the bag?
15:52 Oh, uh...
15:54 Bo.
15:56 Nice.
15:58 [music]
16:00 Oh, cool.
16:06 [music]
16:08 What was that?
16:23 [music]
16:25 [music]
16:27 [music]
16:36 Hey, are you okay?
16:47 [screaming]
16:48 Come on.
16:50 Guys, guys, help!
16:51 [music]
16:54 What is that?
16:55 I don't know.
16:56 What are you gonna do?
16:57 I left my suit in the hotel room.
16:58 Why?
16:59 Because I'm on vacation, Ned.
17:00 Everyone's gonna see my face.
17:01 Just get them out of here.
17:02 Go, let's go.
17:03 [music]
17:05 Get out of here, go.
17:13 [music]
17:15 Oh, my God.
17:17 [music]
17:22 [music]
17:24 [screaming]
17:38 [music]
17:41 You okay?
17:51 Yeah.
17:52 Go.
17:53 [music]
17:55 [music]
17:59 [screaming]
18:10 [music]
18:13 [music]
18:15 [screaming]
18:23 [music]
18:25 [screaming]
18:34 [music]
18:41 Excuse me, sir.
18:42 I can help.
18:43 Let me help.
18:44 I'm really strong and I'm sticky.
18:45 I need to lead it away from the canals.
18:47 [music]
18:49 [screaming]
18:56 [music]
18:59 [music]
19:01 The adventure museum.
19:14 This is why we're here in Venice.
19:16 Oh, this is it.
19:17 It's closed.
19:18 Huh.
19:19 What do you mean it's closed?
19:20 To when?
19:21 November.
19:22 You didn't check the website?
19:23 Oh, that's a good idea.
19:24 [music]
19:27 [music]
19:29 Oh, come on.
19:40 [music]
19:42 Stay low, kids.
19:45 I'll be safe here.
19:46 [music]
19:49 [music]
19:51 [music]
20:17 [music]
20:19 Who is that guy?
20:43 I don't know, but he's kicking that water's--
20:45 [music]
20:47 [screaming]
20:50 [music]
20:52 [music]
20:59 [music]
21:13 [cheering]
21:15 [music]
21:17 [music]
21:29 [music]
21:32 [music]
21:39 [music]
21:41 [music]
21:52 Hi, Indonesia.
22:06 [speaking Indonesian]
22:08 [speaking Korean]
22:14 [speaking Korean]
22:17 [speaking Korean]
22:22 [speaking Korean]
22:35 [music]
22:37 [speaking Indonesian]
22:41 [speaking Indonesian]
22:52 [speaking Indonesian]
22:59 [speaking Indonesian]
23:01 [speaking Indonesian]
23:07 [speaking Indonesian]
23:12 [speaking Indonesian]
23:16 [cheering]
23:20 [speaking Indonesian]
23:22 [speaking Indonesian]
23:27 [laughing]
23:28 [speaking Indonesian]
23:30 [speaking Indonesian]
23:35 [speaking Indonesian]
23:45 [speaking Indonesian]
23:55 [music]
23:57 [speaking Indonesian]
24:01 [singing]
24:10 It's aliens. It has to be.
24:14 BuzzFeed says there's a sailor named Morris Bench
24:16 who was exposed to an experimental underwater generator
24:18 and got hydro powers.
24:20 Yeah, you should definitely believe everything you read on the Internet.
24:23 I wish Spider-Man could take him.
24:25 What do you think it is?
24:27 You know, being a man of science?
24:30 Witches?
24:32 No, no, no, no. We want to stay. We want to stay.
24:34 It's a good thing that I packed your suit, huh?
24:36 I can't believe you forgot it.
24:37 Yeah.
24:38 So, who was that guy that you were with?
24:40 Was that Mr. Strange?
24:41 Dr. Strange, Payne. Dr. Strange.
24:44 And, um, no. I don't know who that was.
24:46 He was a new guy. I was trying to help him, but--
24:48 Hey, Happy. No, that's my lunch. Don't eat that one.
24:50 Happy's there.
24:51 Yeah, it's Happy. He's here. He came by to volunteer.
24:55 And, uh, he's hanging around the office.
24:57 And he wants to say hi.
24:58 Hi, Peter.
24:59 Hey, Happy.
25:01 I'm sorry. I'm working real hard here. I gotta do a leaflet drop.
25:05 What are you doing?
25:07 I'm glad you're having a good time.
25:08 Don't worry. I'm really taking care of your aunt.
25:10 So, uh, how's the plan going?
25:15 Some setbacks, for sure.
25:19 Don't ever think it. Just trust your instincts and you'll be fine.
25:22 I know. Love you.
25:23 Bye.
25:24 Who is that guy?
25:27 He's like Iron Man and Thor rolled into one.
25:29 He's alright. He's no Spider-Man.
25:32 What is it with you and Spider-Man?
25:34 What? He's just awesome, okay?
25:37 He protects the neighborhood and, you know, he's inspiring.
25:40 He inspires me to be a better man.
25:42 'Sup, b*tch?
25:43 Thought you drowned.
25:47 Sounds like his name's Mysterio.
25:49 Luomo del Mysterio is Italian for Man of Mystery.
25:52 They don't actually know who he is.
25:54 Mysterio.
25:56 Cool name.
25:58 Dave!
26:00 So, how much of that did you actually see?
26:02 Not much. I was running.
26:04 Right. Me too. I was also running.
26:07 Away.
26:08 So, Paris tomorrow.
26:11 Go to the Eiffel Tower.
26:13 Should be great.
26:15 I read it was secretly built as a mind control antenna to create an army of the insane.
26:19 Oh.
26:21 Which is why it's my favorite destination on the whole trip.
26:23 What are you gonna do about the water monster?
26:28 Nothing. It's dead.
26:30 And besides, that Mysterio guy's all over him.
26:32 Look, I just want to spend some time with MJ.
26:34 We were talking about Paris and I think she really likes me.
26:37 That's nice.
26:38 It reminds me of when Betty and I first fell in love.
26:40 I had just finished my fruit cobbler, right?
26:43 You're a very difficult person to contact, Spider-Man.
26:47 You're Nick Fury.
26:52 And you just shot Ned.
26:54 Just a mild tranquilizer. He'll be alright.
26:57 So good to finally meet you.
26:59 I saw you at the funeral, but I didn't think that was a good time to exchange numbers.
27:03 No, that would have been really inappropriate.
27:05 That's what I just said.
27:07 Right.
27:08 The important thing is, you're here.
27:10 I tried to bring you here, you avoided me, and now you're here.
27:14 What a coincidence.
27:15 Wait, was this a coincidence?
27:18 I used to know everything.
27:21 Then I come back five years later and now I know nothing.
27:25 No intel, no team, and a high school kid is dodging my calls.
27:32 Here's what I do know.
27:37 A week ago, a village in Mexico was wiped out by a cyclone.
27:42 Witnesses say that cyclone had a face.
27:45 Three days later, a similar event in Morocco.
27:53 A village was...
27:55 Just making the rounds, see if anyone needs any emotional counseling after today's traumatic events.
28:01 No, we'll be okay. We'll be real fine. Thank you.
28:03 Great, because I'm not qualified.
28:06 Because I'm not qualified to actually...
28:08 Oh, he's passed out.
28:10 I'm not really qualified to do it anyway, so good night.
28:13 Where's my teacher? Sorry about that.
28:17 You were saying?
28:18 A village was destroyed by what may well be another world-threatening...
28:21 Betty, are you still awake? You're not answering any of my texts.
28:24 Um, he's asleep, Betty.
28:26 Oh, already?
28:27 Mm-hmm, yeah.
28:28 Okay.
28:29 That's why it's imperative...
28:31 Hey, boys. So that canal water today was filled with dangerous bacteria.
28:35 Another person touches that door, you and I are going to attend another funeral.
28:39 Suit up.
28:40 Let me know if either of you deserve vomiting.
28:42 Stark left these for you.
28:47 Really?
28:49 Uneasy lies the head that wears the crown.
29:04 Stark said you wouldn't get that because it's not a Star Wars reference.
29:07 You can lose the mask. Everyone here has seen you without it.
29:14 You'd only be feigning anonymity and breathing through spandex for no good reason.
29:18 Come on.
29:25 Yeah.
29:27 There we have Maria Hill.
29:33 That is Dmitri.
29:35 And this is Mr. Beck.
29:40 Mysterio.
29:43 What?
29:44 Doesn't matter. It's just what my friends have been calling me.
29:48 Well, you can call me Quentin.
29:51 But you handled yourself well out there today.
29:56 Saw what you did with the tower. We could use someone like you on my world.
29:59 Thanks.
30:00 I'm sorry, your world?
30:02 Mr. Beck is from Earth. Just not yours.
30:06 There are multiple realities, Peter.
30:08 This is Earth, dimension 616. I'm from Earth 833.
30:11 I'm sorry, you're saying there's a multiverse?
30:14 Because I thought that was just theoretical. I mean, that completely changes how we understand the initial singularity.
30:18 We're talking about an eternal inflation system and how does that even work with all the quantum?
30:22 It's insane.
30:23 Sorry.
30:26 It's really cool.
30:28 Don't ever apologize for being the smartest one in the room.
30:32 Anyway.
30:33 They were born in stable orbits within black holes. Creatures formed from the primary elements.
30:40 Air, water, fire, earth.
30:43 The science division had a technical name. We just called them elementals.
30:47 Versions of them exist across our mythologies.
30:50 Turns out the myths are real.
30:52 Like Thor. Thor was a myth and now I study him in my physics class.
30:56 These myths are threats.
30:58 They first materialized on my Earth many years ago. We mobilized and fought them.
31:02 But with each battle they grew, got stronger.
31:04 I was part of the last battalion left trying to stop them.
31:07 All we did was delay the inevitable.
31:09 The elementals are here now. Attacking the same coordinates. Our satellites confirm it.
31:13 So thank Mr. Beck for destroying the other three. There's only one left. Fire.
31:18 The strongest of them all. The one that destroyed my Earth.
31:22 It's the one that took my Earth.
31:26 It's the one that took my family.
31:29 I'm sorry.
31:33 Then it will be in Prague in approximately 48 hours.
31:36 We have one mission. Kill it. And you're coming with us.
31:40 I'm sorry, did you say Prague?
31:44 Mr. Fury, this all seems like big time, you know, huge superhero kind of stuff.
31:49 And, I mean, I'm just a friendly neighborhood Spider-Man, sir.
31:53 Bitch, please. You've been to space.
31:55 Yeah, no, but that was an accident, sir. Come on, there's got to be someone else you can use.
31:59 What about Thor?
32:00 Off-world.
32:01 Okay, um, Doctor Strange.
32:03 Unavailable.
32:04 Captain Marvel.
32:05 Don't invoke her name.
32:06 Sir, look, I really want to help, I do.
32:08 But if my aunt finds out I left my class trip, she's going to kill me.
32:11 And if I'm seen like this in Europe after the Washington Monument, my whole class will figure out who I am, and then...
32:15 And then the whole world will figure out who I am, and then I'm done.
32:18 Okay. I understand.
32:22 I'm sorry, what?
32:24 Why don't you get back before your teachers miss you and become suspicious.
32:28 Dmitri! Take him back to the hotel, please.
32:32 Yes.
32:34 Thank you, Mr. Fury.
32:35 And, uh, good luck.
32:38 See you, kid.
32:40 Yeah, see ya.
32:42 Bye, ma'am.
32:45 Yeah.
32:46 [Music]
32:55 I used to think all minerals are the same.
32:58 Turns out, minerals are different.
33:00 It's really hot outside.
33:01 Yeah, after drinking minerals, it tastes really smooth.
33:04 Not hot.
33:06 Yeah, like a sweet aroma.
33:08 Minerals are indeed different.
33:12 Each drop contains balanced essential minerals that are important for the body and also make the water taste fresher.
33:18 Oh, so refreshing.
33:21 Makes the body lighter.
33:23 B-Mineral. The protection of minerals.
33:25 Special 200 ml black sesame flavor is priced down to 8,500.
33:30 There's a return, more economical.
33:33 Special 200 ml black sesame flavor is priced down to 8,500.
33:38 Enough for a week.
33:41 [Music]
33:55 I used to think all minerals are the same.
33:58 Turns out, minerals are different.
34:00 B-Mineral. The protection of minerals.
34:02 Special 200 ml black sesame flavor is priced down to 8,500.
34:05 There's a return, more economical.
34:07 Makes the water taste fresher.
34:08 Oh, so refreshing.
34:09 B-Mineral.
34:10 [Music]
34:14 Stay in good health.
34:16 Make sure purity accompanies you.
34:20 Drink one can of Bear Brand every day.
34:23 Bear Brand. Taste the purity.
34:25 I used to use detergent powder.
34:28 So even though the clothes are clean, my hands are dirty.
34:30 No, I don't want it.
34:31 Detergent is made from plants.
34:33 Then, international certification.
34:35 Clean, fragrant, and still soft.
34:38 Just move to Gentle Gen.
34:40 The weather makes me sick.
34:42 Be grateful.
34:43 Viruses everywhere.
34:45 Be grateful.
34:46 Give milk 7 dates.
34:47 The goodness of sterile milk and dates becomes one.
34:50 Give sterile milk 7 dates.
34:52 God willing, double the benefits.
34:55 [Music]
35:12 Yo, what's up, Flash Mob?
35:13 It's your boy, the Big F, cruising through the Alps with my private driver, Dmitry.
35:17 [Music]
35:37 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.
35:40 Say, "Edith."
35:42 [Music]
35:44 Stand by for retinol and biometric scan.
35:47 Retinol and biometric scan accepted.
35:49 Hello?
35:50 Hello, Peter.
35:51 I am Edith, Tony Stark's augmented reality security and defense system.
35:56 So he made you for me?
35:57 No, but you have access to all of Tony's protocols.
36:00 Cool.
36:01 Would you like to see what I can do?
36:03 [Music]
36:08 Edith stands for "Even Dead, I'm the Hero."
36:12 Tony loved his acronyms.
36:14 Yeah, he did.
36:15 I have access to the entire Stark global security network, including multiple defense satellites,
36:20 as well as back doors to all major telecommunication networks.
36:24 Whoa.
36:26 [Music]
36:30 Is MJ texting?
36:32 [Music]
36:34 No, don't look at it. Don't look at it. That's wrong. That's wrong.
36:38 [Music]
36:54 Petrol and toilet, ten minutes.
36:57 [Mumbling]
37:01 Ten minutes, everyone.
37:03 Dimitri, where exactly are we?
37:06 [Mumbling]
37:08 Okay. I'll figure it out.
37:10 It's beautiful.
37:12 What?
37:14 [Music]
37:26 Hello.
37:27 Close the door.
37:28 [Music]
37:32 Um, I'm Peter Parker.
37:35 Take off your clothes.
37:37 Excuse me?
37:39 You told Fury Spider-Man cannot be seen in Europe, so I made you this. Another suit.
37:44 Oh, uh, thank you.
37:47 I'm sure it fits. I don't really need to try on.
37:50 Take off your clothes.
37:51 Okay.
37:52 [Music]
37:54 Sure.
37:55 [Music]
37:57 It's a little embarrassing.
37:58 Now. Hurry up.
37:59 Weird.
38:01 [Music]
38:03 Whoa.
38:06 Uh.
38:07 Sorry, uh, I thought this was the bathroom.
38:10 This is not what it looks like. Just--
38:11 Yeah.
38:12 What are you doing?
38:13 Brad.
38:14 I'll leave you two alone.
38:15 Don't shoot anybody.
38:16 Brad, it's not what it looks like, buddy.
38:18 Hey, man, look.
38:19 Look, Peter, I'm not here to judge your life choices, dude. If you want to hook up with some random European chick on our school trip, that's on you.
38:25 That's not what that was, honestly.
38:26 I can't pretend that I didn't see what I just saw.
38:28 I know you're trying to get with MJ. It's obvious. But I like her, too.
38:31 Wait a minute. You cannot show her that photo, dude. Come on.
38:34 I'm sorry, man. I have to. She deserves the truth.
38:37 Okay. Put your one foot in front of the other and everybody back on the bus.
38:42 Ten minutes. Let's go.
38:44 [Music]
38:51 Edith.
38:52 Hello, Peter. How can I help you?
38:54 Hey, um, where's this guy with my glasses coming in with a never-drying MJ?
38:57 Peter, I'm having difficulty hearing you. Can you please speak up?
39:00 Um, Brad Davis. He has a photo of me.
39:03 Brad Davis. Is he a target?
39:05 Is Brad a target? Um...
39:07 [Music]
39:12 Yeah, he's a target. He's a target.
39:14 Copy that. Target is Brad Davis. Initiating strike.
39:18 Initiating what now?
39:19 Intercept point determined. Releasing pill vehicle.
39:21 Edith.
39:22 [Music]
39:45 Dope glasses, Parker. How'd you pay for these?
39:47 Flash. Give 'em back.
39:48 No, no, no. I really paid a little compliment.
39:50 [Music]
39:52 I'm so sorry.
39:53 [Music]
39:55 Edith, don't kill Brad.
39:56 Peter, do you want me to cancel the drone strike on Brad Davis?
39:59 Did you just punch Flash?
40:00 No.
40:01 Firing.
40:02 [Music]
40:04 [Screaming]
40:09 This is not the Autobahn.
40:11 Edith.
40:12 [Music]
40:16 Commencing second strike.
40:17 Peter, plant your fanny in that seat and buckle up right now.
40:20 Look at the baby mountain goats.
40:21 Baby mountain goats?
40:22 [Music]
40:37 I don't see any mountain goats.
40:39 You missed 'em.
40:40 I know you think none of us have noticed, Peter.
40:43 What?
40:44 But your new look, I love it. Right, babe?
40:48 Thanks.
40:49 Yeah. Sophisticated, classy, very European.
40:51 Oh, man.
40:53 Let's try that again.
40:55 Uh, this is so weird. It was right here on my phone. I, I, I...
40:59 Yeah. Weird.
41:01 [Music]
41:07 Ow.
41:08 [Music]
41:30 Look at you.
41:31 This is amazing.
41:32 Wow, this place is so classy.
41:35 Yeah, so why are we here?
41:36 Speak for yourself.
41:38 I'm Paul.
41:39 What can I say?
41:41 The squeaky wheel gets the upgrade, Grease.
41:43 Everyone get settled in, rest up, because tonight, big surprise, is Prague's annual Carnival of Lights.
41:51 Hello?
41:52 Parker, it's Hill. There's an earpiece with your suit. Put it on and await further instructions. Understood?
41:56 Uh, yes, ma'am.
41:57 Yeah.
41:58 Hey, man.
41:59 Hey.
42:00 Look, I am so sorry if I seem like I'm preoccupied with my relationship.
42:03 You know, I'm still your kind of chair.
42:05 No, no, no. It's all good. Don't worry about it.
42:07 Okay. Credit, credit.
42:08 It's fine.
42:09 So, what's the status on the elemental thing? Where's it gonna happen?
42:13 Uh, here in the city.
42:14 Peter, we're here.
42:15 I know, I know. It's not good. It's, I'm figuring it out.
42:18 You have to do something, Peter, please. We're all counting on you.
42:21 Ned.
42:22 Yeah, yeah, babe.
42:23 Well, the good news is, we've all got our own rooms.
42:25 [Cheering]
42:27 Parker? Parker!
42:29 Yes, sir.
42:30 That thing's going to be here in a few hours. Are we boring you?
42:33 He's not bored. He's just thinking about how you kidnapped him.
42:36 He had obstacles. I removed them.
42:39 And they still won't evacuate the city.
42:41 [Sigh]
42:42 So, what's the plan, Parker?
42:44 I will be in the cathedral tower, keeping watch for the fire monster.
42:48 When that shows up, I will radio you guys, and then that Mr. Beck and I will--
42:52 My name is Mysterio.
42:54 That's when Mysterio and I will move in.
42:59 Peter, listen to me. The best hope you have, the only hope, is to stop it here now, no matter what the cost.
43:06 Maneuver it away from civilians if you can, but most important, keep it away from metal.
43:11 If it gets too big, it'll be able to draw power from the Earth's core.
43:15 After that, there's no way to stop it.
43:18 Hey, man, my friends are here. And I can't help but think that we're putting them in danger.
43:26 You worried about us hurting your friends?
43:29 You? Who called a drone strike on your own school tour bus?
43:33 Stark gave you a multi-billion dollar AR tactical intelligence system,
43:39 and the first thing you do with it is try and blow up your friends.
43:42 It's clear to me that you were not ready for this.
43:53 Fury asked me to come up here and see how you were doing. He just-- he felt bad about snapping at you.
43:58 Really?
43:59 You guys do have sarcasm on this Earth, right?
44:02 How you feeling?
44:05 Uh, I didn't think I was gonna have to save the world this summer.
44:12 I know that makes me sound like such a jerk, I just--
44:15 I had this plan with this girl that I really like, and now it's all ruined.
44:23 [SOMBER MUSIC]
44:25 You're not a jerk for wanting a normal life, kid.
44:32 That's a hard path. You see things, you do things, you make choices.
44:39 People look up to you, and even if you win a battle, sometimes they die.
44:45 I like you, Peter. You're a good kid.
44:49 There's a part of me that wants me to tell you to just turn around, run away from all this,
44:55 and then there's another part of me that knows what we're about to fight, what's at stake.
45:00 And I'm glad you're here.
45:02 Me too.
45:04 But you're worried about your friends.
45:06 Yeah. I just always feel like I'm putting them in danger.
45:11 Look, just get them inside and keep them in a safe place for just a few hours, and they'll be all right.
45:19 It's really nice to have somebody to talk to about superhero stuff, you know?
45:23 Anytime.
45:26 And hey, if we survive this, you'll have all summer to kill Brad.
45:30 See you out there.
45:35 All right.
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47:28 [MUSIC PLAYING]
47:31 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
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47:39 [NON-ENGLISH SPEECH]
47:41 [MUSIC PLAYING]
47:44 All right.
47:55 I'm in position.
47:57 As soon as I see something back, I'll let you know.
48:00 Roger that.
48:01 How's the suit?
48:02 The suit's great.
48:03 It's awesome.
48:04 It's a little tight around the old web shooter.
48:06 Parker.
48:07 OK, I'll shut up.
48:08 Oh my god, babe.
48:09 Isn't this beautiful?
48:10 Yeah.
48:11 It's real beautiful, babe.
48:13 What's wrong?
48:14 You know, honestly, I just--
48:16 I don't do well with big crowds.
48:18 So maybe we should--
48:19 I have the perfect thing.
48:21 Come on.
48:22 [MUSIC PLAYING]
48:25 Don't worry, babe.
48:31 We'll get away from the crowds, get some fresh air.
48:34 We feel 1,000 times better.
48:36 [MUSIC PLAYING]
48:39 Energy spiking.
48:42 We have seismic activity.
48:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
48:47 OK, he's here.
48:55 Beck, are you ready?
48:56 You know what to do.
48:57 On your lead, Spider-Man.
48:59 [MUSIC PLAYING]
49:02 No, come back.
49:05 Come back and help us.
49:07 [MUSIC PLAYING]
49:10 You're up, kid.
49:15 [MUSIC PLAYING]
49:18 Wait, wait, wait.
49:27 Does that--
49:28 do you think that's Spider-Man?
49:30 No, no, no.
49:31 It's like a European ripoff version of him.
49:33 I was actually reading about him the other day.
49:34 It's not him.
49:35 [MUSIC PLAYING]
49:38 No, Beck.
49:49 He's got the carousel.
49:50 He's getting bigger.
49:51 What's his name?
49:52 What's his name?
49:53 Uh, Night-- Night Monkey.
49:55 Night Monkey?
49:56 Yeah, yeah.
49:57 Night Monkey.
49:58 Night Monkey, help.
49:59 Night Monkey.
50:00 Save us.
50:01 Night Monkey, we're stuck.
50:02 Oh, no, no.
50:03 Help us.
50:04 Help.
50:05 [MUSIC PLAYING]
50:08 You OK?
50:19 On a plan B?
50:24 Yeah.
50:25 We gotta hit him with something he can't afford.
50:26 I go left, you go right.
50:28 Now.
50:29 [MUSIC PLAYING]
50:32 OK, shoot him.
50:46 [GRUNTING]
50:49 That hurt him.
50:50 Keep it coming.
50:51 [MUSIC PLAYING]
50:55 [GRUNTING]
50:58 Spider-Man, keep your distance.
51:00 I'm trying.
51:02 You can't let him get near the Ferris wheel.
51:04 OK, I'm on it.
51:06 [GRUNTING]
51:09 [SCREAMING]
51:18 [SCREAMING]
51:21 [MUSIC PLAYING]
51:24 Whoa, what is that?
51:30 [MUSIC PLAYING]
51:33 [SCREAMING]
51:40 [MUSIC PLAYING]
51:44 [GRUNTING]
51:47 [SCREAMING]
51:56 That's it.
51:59 Nice, nice.
52:00 You got him.
52:01 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:04 No, no, no.
52:09 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:13 [GRUNTING]
52:15 It's too late.
52:17 Whatever happens, I'm glad we met.
52:21 Beck, what are you doing?
52:24 What I should have done last time.
52:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:29 [SCREAMING]
52:31 Beck, don't do it.
52:33 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:36 Beck!
52:37 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:41 [EXPLOSION]
52:44 [MUSIC PLAYING]
52:47 Mr. Beck?
52:58 Oh, thank God.
53:02 [MUSIC PLAYING]
53:06 [GRUNTING]
53:08 I would totally kiss you, but I think I just
53:13 threw up in my mouth a little.
53:14 I might have a mint.
53:21 So it's over?
53:22 That was the last of them.
53:24 But not the last threat we'll ever face.
53:27 We need to stay vigilant.
53:31 There's a void in this world for someone like you.
53:33 Hill and I are going to Europol headquarters
53:35 in Berlin tomorrow.
53:37 You should join us.
53:40 Thank you.
53:41 I just might take you up on that.
53:43 [MUSIC PLAYING]
53:46 You got gifts, Parker.
53:55 But you didn't want to be here.
53:56 Mr. Furiar--
53:57 I'd love to have you in Berlin, too.
54:00 But you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not.
54:04 Stark chose you.
54:06 He made you an Avenger.
54:09 I need that.
54:11 The world needs that.
54:14 Maybe Stark was wrong.
54:15 Was he?
54:19 The choice is yours.
54:23 [MUSIC PLAYING]
54:26 [MUSIC PLAYING]
54:29 Let's get a drink.
54:38 I'm not 21.
54:42 Hey.
54:53 We've got to celebrate.
54:54 You did something good tonight.
54:56 Yeah.
54:58 Fury was right.
55:00 Tony did a lot for me, so I owe it to him, to everybody.
55:05 Do you?
55:06 Yeah.
55:07 I mean, Mr. Stark gave me a chance to be more.
55:13 He wanted me to be better than him.
55:15 And Fury just wants me to live up to that.
55:16 What do you want, Peter?
55:18 What do you mean?
55:19 What do you want?
55:22 I don't know.
55:23 What do you want?
55:24 You, Peter Parker, now.
55:25 I know you're thinking about it.
55:26 I want to go on my trip, right?
55:28 I want to go back on my trip with my friends
55:30 and go to the top of the Eiffel Tower
55:33 with the girl who I really like and tell her how I feel
55:35 and give her a kiss.
55:39 Shut up, man.
55:42 You're not going to do that, are you?
55:43 No, I can't.
55:44 Why not?
55:45 Because I have too much of a responsibility.
55:48 What is that?
55:49 Put it on the table.
55:50 Oh my god, thank you so much.
55:51 What are those?
55:52 Glasses, yeah.
55:53 They were just on the floor?
55:55 Try them on.
55:56 Let's see how they look on you.
55:57 Yeah?
55:58 Yeah.
56:01 I actually really like them.
56:03 Can I be completely honest with you?
56:04 Please.
56:05 They look really stupid.
56:07 Oh.
56:09 But maybe they have a contact lens version of them.
56:11 You try them on.
56:12 No, come on.
56:13 Try them on.
56:14 I don't want to.
56:15 I don't want to try them on.
56:16 Just put them on.
56:17 What?
56:23 What do you think, kid?
56:29 Next Tony Stark, I trust you.
56:32 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.
56:34 What?
56:36 Mr. Stark left me a message with those glasses.
56:37 For the next Tony Stark, I trust you.
56:40 I'm still not falling.
56:41 How many lemonades have you had?
56:42 He knew every mistake I ever made, okay?
56:44 So he must have known that I was not ready for something like this.
56:47 Why would he give it to you?
56:48 Because maybe he didn't trust me to have Edith, he just trusted me to pick who should.
56:51 It makes so much more sense.
56:53 He always knew I would do what's right, and he's not going to give them to Fury because Fury would just give himself Edith.
56:57 I know.
56:58 You're probably right about that.
56:59 Right.
57:00 So the world needs the next Iron Man, and it's not going to be me.
57:03 I mean, I'm a 16-year-old kid from Queens.
57:05 It needs to be an adult with some experience, and that's good like Tony Stark, like you.
57:10 No, Peter, come on.
57:13 No.
57:14 Edith?
57:17 Hello, Peter.
57:18 Hi. Yeah, um, I'd like to transfer your control over to Quentin Beck.
57:23 Peter, what are you doing?
57:24 Doing the right thing.
57:25 Any transfer will require confirmation.
57:28 Stark gave you the glasses.
57:30 Stark gave me a choice. It's my choice to make, okay? And I'm going to make it.
57:33 Look, you're a soldier, a leader. You stopped the Elementals. You saved my life. You saved the world, okay?
57:38 He'd want you to have them.
57:40 Waiting for confirmation.
57:41 Confirm.
57:43 Welcome to the Avengers.
57:45 You look good on you.
57:55 Thank you. It's an honor.
57:58 Yeah.
58:00 Mr. Stark would have really liked you.
58:03 Where are you headed?
58:05 I'm going to go find MJ.
58:06 Good luck, kid. I'll give you about a 50/50 chance.
58:09 You're pretty awkward, so...
58:12 Yeah.
58:13 See you later, man.
58:14 See ya.
58:16 See you later, man.
58:17 See ya.
58:18 [door opens]
58:19 [door closes]
58:23 [music]
58:48 See? That wasn't so hard.
58:50 [laughter]
58:52 Somebody get this stupid costume off me!
58:55 [music]
59:02 Okay, we gotta eat it.
59:03 Get these connected to our system.
59:04 Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast!
59:07 This is a big win, but we still got a lot of work to do.
59:10 Toast! Toast! Toast! Toast!
59:12 [cheering]
59:13 Okay, toast!
59:15 Give me that, Doug.
59:17 To the man who brought us all together, our former boss, Tony Stark.
59:21 [cheering]
59:22 The Jester King, literally wrapped in wealth and technology
59:28 that he was unfit to wield.
59:30 Like the holographic system I designed,
59:32 a revolutionary breakthrough with limitless applications
59:35 that Tony turned into a self-therapy machine and renamed...
59:38 Binarily Augmented Retroframing, or BARF.
59:42 [laughter]
59:44 Oh, $611 million for my little therapeutic experiment.