Dave Portnoy is Morphing into Big Cat, "You Look Disgusting" - The Pro Football Football Show Week 6
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00:00 All right, we're back.
00:01 Another season, pro football, football show.
00:05 Chevy Silverado, Chicago.
00:07 Couldn't be more excited to be back.
00:09 - Yeah, Will, how are you feeling?
00:11 - Boys, girl, this season is going to be awesome.
00:15 But who is this jabroni?
00:17 That's the mystery guest.
00:19 Different host every single week.
00:21 I love that idea.
00:23 Let's go!
00:23 (upbeat music)
00:27 (upbeat music)
00:29 - Welcome to the Pro Football, Football Show
00:41 presented by the Chevy Silverado.
00:43 Week six of the NFL.
00:44 We are here in New York in the old radio room.
00:46 The guys were shooting Surviving Barstool all week,
00:48 so we are not in Chicago, but we are here.
00:51 Dan, last week Delaney Walker was on the show.
00:54 He was phenomenal.
00:55 - Yeah, he was great.
00:56 He went eight and five, I can't believe it.
00:58 I thought a lot of his opinions stunk.
01:01 - He's been picking good.
01:02 - No, he's actually very good.
01:04 It was very fun having him on.
01:06 He also was like a guy that we could mix it up with.
01:09 I saw a couple of people saying I was being mean to him
01:12 'cause he, you tell me this, Dave,
01:13 you would have the same reaction.
01:15 He brought up a stat from a game.
01:19 He was like, "Bills versus Jaguars."
01:21 They played in London in 2015, the Jaguars won.
01:24 I was like, "That was great."
01:25 I literally was like, "That means nothing."
01:26 - Right, yeah, it was stat.
01:27 - And people were like, "Why are you being mean to him?"
01:29 - You knew that Dave was gonna--
01:30 - No, that's usually useless stat.
01:33 - I think he lost that game, but I thought it was great stat.
01:35 - The way he presented it,
01:37 it was like he was very confident in the stat.
01:39 Dan did, so we had--
01:40 - I was just like, "That means nothing."
01:41 - I don't take offense to it
01:43 because I've been in the seat so many times.
01:45 I hope if it was a different person in the seat,
01:49 you wouldn't lead with how great the previous guest was.
01:52 - But it's--
01:53 - 'Cause that is like pressure.
01:54 - They also already saw you.
01:54 Like, this was just a rando.
01:56 Like, Delaney Warrior, he was unbelievable last week
01:59 in the guest seat. - That is true.
02:00 - Like, that puts a lot of pressure.
02:01 - You didn't go eight and five, Dave.
02:02 You went eight and five.
02:03 - Well, you played well.
02:03 And I was glad, too, 'cause each week,
02:06 like, I know I was pitching Delaney to come on,
02:08 and it's like now that he's laid out--
02:09 - A lot of pressure.
02:10 - Yeah, it's a lot of pressure.
02:11 - And he was so much better than I even imagined.
02:13 - I love that.
02:14 A lot of expectation.
02:15 (laughing)
02:16 - No, of course, because it's you, Dave.
02:17 I mean, you were on the show for a few years, but--
02:19 - Yeah, I'm not feeling it,
02:20 but I mean, I'm just saying for the future.
02:22 Like, who's in this seat next week?
02:23 - I wouldn't have--
02:24 - Taylor Waterman.
02:24 - We could be like, well, Dave Porter was incredible.
02:26 - No, I would, like, if it was like James White today,
02:28 I wouldn't have been like, oh, by the way.
02:30 - We'll definitely do that to Taylor.
02:30 - Yeah, right.
02:31 - Yeah, no, for sure.
02:32 But Dave, last time you were here, too,
02:33 was before the Nebraska-Michigan game.
02:35 So that was--
02:36 - We gotta bring that up.
02:37 - Yeah, well, I had to give him the moment.
02:38 I mean--
02:39 - Yeah, no, I already got out.
02:40 I'm very much a Nebraska fan.
02:44 We enjoyed our time there at GBR.
02:46 Nebraska is a volleyball school.
02:48 They bounced back, they beat Illinois.
02:50 I didn't think they would, to be honest.
02:51 So good for them.
02:53 I saw that speech your coach gave.
02:55 What game was that before?
02:56 Illinois?
02:57 - Northern Illinois.
02:58 - Oh!
02:59 (laughing)
03:00 - So I watched it.
03:01 - No, you can't answer it that way.
03:03 - Time out, time out, time out.
03:05 I was watching it, and obviously it's a home game,
03:08 'cause they're wearing the home uniforms.
03:09 I'm literally watching it, thinking to myself,
03:12 God, I hope this isn't before the Michigan-Wolverines game.
03:16 So that's why I'm telling you Northern Illinois.
03:18 I don't know for sure.
03:18 That could very much have been the Michigan game.
03:20 - Actually, it would be better if it was the Michigan game,
03:22 because he was trying to get a very inferior team
03:26 up to an inferior level.
03:26 - And they did die.
03:27 He was like, be ready to die, and they died.
03:29 - Yeah, they died.
03:30 - That was the movie 300.
03:31 - If you waste that on Northern Illinois--
03:34 - It had to have been Michigan.
03:34 - No doubt, that's what I'm talking about.
03:35 - It had to have been Michigan.
03:36 - I was just watching like, damn, we really went out there.
03:38 These boys were probably like, oh yeah,
03:39 and then we just got fucking smoked.
03:41 - I know you made the make Nebraska mediocre shirts game,
03:43 but you made that for the Patriots too, right?
03:45 - Yeah, I thought it was a great time to use that card.
03:48 The Patriots have been--
03:49 - Well played, yeah.
03:50 - In the dumpster a little bit.
03:51 - A little bit.
03:52 I congratulate Will on that.
03:54 I'm a man of honor.
03:55 That was a good retort.
03:56 Now, Nebraska's been worse a lot longer,
03:59 I feel like, than the Patriots, right?
04:01 - Fair.
04:02 - They're both not doing well.
04:04 - Patriots are, Nebraska's in a better situation
04:07 than New England right now.
04:09 'Cause at least we have, yeah, we have a new regime.
04:11 We're building culture.
04:12 We're trying, we're like, the optimism--
04:14 - You guys are thinking, yo, is Billy B on the hot seat.
04:17 - Well, but you show no signs of building culture.
04:21 - What do you mean?
04:21 We're three and three.
04:23 We're 500 right now.
04:24 And we're in the bye week.
04:25 We're gonna get healthy.
04:26 We're gonna get key players back in the game next week.
04:28 - I think it's easier to get good and bad in the NFL
04:33 than it is like college.
04:35 - Yeah, you get it.
04:36 - Maybe not, I don't know.
04:37 They're both not in great spots.
04:38 - Yeah.
04:39 - It's not great.
04:40 Jerry, how are you feeling over there?
04:41 - Feel good, feel good.
04:42 Yeah, a little stuffed up, but I feel good.
04:44 - That's important.
04:45 You look great in all your Steelers stuff.
04:46 - Yeah, yeah.
04:47 - Steelers back.
04:48 - Bye week.
04:49 - Bye week.
04:50 - Bye week. - We're gonna get healthy.
04:51 - Yeah.
04:51 - Okay, and so before we move on to this week's games,
04:53 Thursday night, did everybody have the Chiefs?
04:55 - Yes. - Yes.
04:56 - I took Chiefs first half.
04:57 - Were you on the Broncos?
04:58 - I had Broncos plus 10 and a half, tough loss.
05:01 - Yeah.
05:01 - Russell Wilson stinks, they had it.
05:03 I was watching the baseball game
05:06 and the football game, we scored the touchdown.
05:09 And then, I don't, before I could blink,
05:11 they were back at our 20.
05:12 We sack 'em, they hit,
05:14 Buck Kicker had like 9,000 field goals,
05:16 hit a late field goal to beat me.
05:17 - People are saying Russell's like a stat padding.
05:20 - Washed.
05:20 - Well, he's not.
05:21 - Instead of throwing and giving guys a shot on 30 yards.
05:23 - He only threw for 95 yards.
05:24 - 95 yards the whole game.
05:25 - That's pretty bad stat padding.
05:26 - But no doubt, no doubt, I saw those numbers bump
05:29 like throughout the game, like he's taking sacks
05:31 versus trying to give guys a shot
05:32 'cause he's like not wanting to throw an interception.
05:33 - Oh, he's been turtling nonstop.
05:36 - He's horrible.
05:36 - So bad.
05:37 He might be one of the first players,
05:39 and you could make the debate
05:40 whether he was a Hall of Famer,
05:42 but he was obviously a very good quarterback
05:43 for a decade there.
05:45 Did he play himself out of the Hall of Fame?
05:46 He could've.
05:47 'Cause like this is a, you can't have a worst,
05:50 like, it's been years.
05:51 - It's like a boxer.
05:52 It's like a boxer just one day walks in the ring,
05:54 it's like he lost it.
05:55 - Like afraid of a shadow.
05:56 - Yeah, he just like, he's gone.
05:57 There was one play where he like,
06:01 it's play, action, pass, roll out,
06:02 he had a guy wide open and flat,
06:04 he like tried to, he just got stuff back in his face.
06:07 Like how could you not get it around that guy?
06:09 - It was that, and then there was the other play
06:11 where he felt the heat, he turtled,
06:14 like go ahead, sack me, and then the Chiefs,
06:16 like the Broncos did a good job of blocking,
06:18 and he like stood up, he's like,
06:19 oh, I'm still, I haven't been sacked yet,
06:21 and then kept on running, got sacked.
06:22 - So what do they do with him?
06:23 I mean--
06:24 - They gotta, I mean, they--
06:25 - You gotta eat this contract.
06:26 - His contract is so much money.
06:28 I don't know, yeah, he's gonna get benched at some point.
06:30 - It's crazy because too, it's so infuriating
06:32 if you're a Bronco fan, or you bet on the Broncos,
06:34 because he's one of those guys who just,
06:38 you can't tell that he cares at all.
06:40 Because he shows not an ounce of frustration or emotion.
06:44 He just is, it's almost like, what are you--
06:47 - Marshawn Lynch had the interview with,
06:49 I can't remember who he was doing it with,
06:50 but we talked about it last time,
06:53 that after the Patriots picked off Russell Wilson
06:55 in the Super Bowl, he was coming off the field,
06:57 and he was like, we'll get him next time.
06:58 - Yeah, yeah, right.
06:59 - For the block?
07:00 - Yeah, yeah.
07:01 - How can you say that?
07:02 - He cannot be having that, cannot be having that.
07:03 All right, let's move to this week's game,
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07:09 We're gonna start with the Seahawks and the Bengals.
07:11 Will, I will start with you.
07:12 The Bengals favor right now by two and a half.
07:15 Joe Burrow got a win last week.
07:16 The Seahawks are coming off of a bye.
07:17 Where do you stand with the Bengals?
07:18 We know that they really needed to get that
07:20 to get back on track.
07:21 Are you believing in them?
07:22 - The Bengals have gotten rolling a little bit.
07:24 They could, they could get rolling late in the season,
07:28 but I don't think it's this week.
07:29 I think Seattle keeps the game on the ground,
07:31 in the trenches.
07:32 Walker, I think he's gonna have a day.
07:35 They're sixth in rush defense.
07:37 Walker's really fucking good.
07:38 And the Bengals are worst in the league
07:40 in both rushing and rush defense.
07:42 So I think Seattle keeps the ball out of Burrow's hands,
07:45 even though he is playing a lot better now.
07:47 And I think Seattle wins this.
07:48 - Dan?
07:49 - I'm taking the Bengals here.
07:51 I don't love it, love it as much as I did earlier
07:53 in the week.
07:54 I do think the Seahawks are very good.
07:56 This is more that the Bengals,
07:58 I think they have the Bills and the 49ers
08:00 coming up after this bye week.
08:02 They are already in a spot where they have to win.
08:05 Like they can't take games off.
08:07 They can't have off games.
08:10 And I also, I think the Seahawks are good.
08:13 Devin Witherspoon, who's the cornerback from Illinois,
08:16 who's like the fifth pick in the draft.
08:19 DK Metcalf was talking shit on his behalf.
08:21 He was like, "Oh, he's gonna shut down Jamar Chase."
08:24 Jamar Chase retweeted that, saw it.
08:26 - Damn it.
08:27 - Listen, the Seahawks are good.
08:29 But you beat the Giants that are,
08:30 like they're the worst team maybe in the league
08:32 and they have no weapons.
08:33 I think Jamar Chase seems like he's kind of on a,
08:36 like fuck you tour to a lot of people right now.
08:38 - Especially since he said, "I'm fucking open."
08:40 - And he's also gotta get paid.
08:42 Joe Burrow's gotten paid.
08:43 He's pissed about that.
08:44 Like, I don't know.
08:45 I think the Bengals win this game at home
08:48 and Joe Burrow also looked like he's finally healthy.
08:51 - Dave, what do you think?
08:52 - So I am a believer in the Bengals
08:57 and they started slow last year.
08:59 They get rolling,
09:00 the same kind of thing the year before as well.
09:02 And by the end of the season,
09:04 they're a legitimate Super Bowl team.
09:06 The ball bounces one way or the other.
09:08 They could have a Super Bowl.
09:10 I thought the obvious pick was the Bengals here.
09:12 Is why I took the Seahawks.
09:16 I'm surprised Will took the Seahawks.
09:17 But I'm gonna stick with it
09:18 because I'm doing the reverse thing.
09:20 Sometimes I confuse myself.
09:22 This seems like a game the Bengals have to win.
09:24 And if you think the Bengals are gonna be around
09:27 at the end of the season, which I do,
09:29 this is one they're gonna have the win column.
09:32 I'm taking the Seahawks.
09:34 (laughs)
09:35 - Dave, we got a stat too though.
09:36 Early slate, they're 15.
09:39 They've won 15 out of their last 18 in Seattle.
09:42 - When they go East Coast.
09:43 - I haven't watched much of the Seahawks this year
09:45 to be totally honest.
09:46 - They're good.
09:47 They're a good team.
09:49 - Yeah, they had a tough one the first week
09:50 against the Rams, but I think the Rams are like, you know.
09:53 - I went all in on the Rams.
09:54 - And Seattle's been hurt in the back seven
09:57 most of the year.
09:57 So I think they're healthy now after the bye week.
09:59 I think they play well.
10:00 - I put 25,000 on the Rams to win the Super Bowl
10:03 to win 2.2 million last week.
10:05 They got smoked by the Eagles.
10:07 (laughs)
10:09 Smoked, it just threw money out the window.
10:12 - It looked good when you put it in.
10:13 - It was a good pick for that.
10:14 - I was like, honestly, when I put it in,
10:17 I was Dave, you like dog, what a pick.
10:20 (laughs)
10:21 I was so happy with myself.
10:23 I'm like, they're gonna go beat fucking the Eagles this week.
10:26 It's gonna be like six, seven to one.
10:28 No.
10:29 And it looked for half, it looked maybe.
10:31 And then they just got fucking cooked in the second half.
10:35 - Let's move to the Lions at the Bucs.
10:37 The Lions favored by three and a half.
10:39 The Lions get the win over Carolina.
10:40 Last week, the Bucs were on a bye.
10:42 Dan, we're still talking about Detroit.
10:43 This looks like a really good team this year.
10:45 Are you buying them against the Bucs?
10:47 - Oh yeah, they're a very good team.
10:48 They are clearly the third best team in the NFC.
10:52 And I actually think that the gap
10:53 between them and the Eagles,
10:55 like the Niners are playing at a different level right now,
10:57 but I think the gap between them and the Eagles
10:59 is not that huge.
11:00 That's how good the Lions have been playing.
11:03 I can't remember, do you remember what I picked on advisors?
11:05 This is the problem with these type of weeks.
11:07 - Uh, I think I picked the Bucs.
11:10 - Did you?
11:11 - I think I picked the Bucs.
11:12 - 'Cause man, what you said last week about the Lions.
11:14 - I know.
11:15 - You're like, if they're a really good team,
11:17 which I think they are,
11:18 they take care of games like this against Carolina.
11:20 - They killed them.
11:21 - So I'm surprised you'd be going Bucs if-
11:23 - I can't remember what I took.
11:25 I am, okay, here's what happened.
11:28 I think I took the Bucs,
11:30 and then I found out afterwards
11:31 that they're wearing the creamsicles.
11:32 And I think the creamsicles are the only throwback jersey
11:35 that while cool, you can't wear if you're the Bucs.
11:38 They were the worst team in the world in the creamsicles.
11:42 - We didn't block, but we made up for it by not tackling.
11:46 - Yeah, 100 wins, 223 losses in the creamsicles.
11:51 That's really, really bad.
11:54 - So they're wearing the creamsicles
11:55 and you can't pick the Bucs.
11:56 - So I'll take the Lions,
11:57 but I think that might be against myself on advisors.
12:00 But you know what?
12:00 I'm afforded one of those every now and then.
12:03 - Yes, it's been a crazy week.
12:04 - Where I can't lose, I'll win one or the other, sue me.
12:08 - Yeah, it's been a very busy week for you guys.
12:10 Dave, what are you taking?
12:11 - I do agree on the creamsicles.
12:14 - Terrible.
12:15 - But they are like, I'd say the second best uniform
12:17 of all time in the NFL.
12:19 - Do you know what they are?
12:20 They're great if you're a fan wearing the throwback.
12:23 - Yeah.
12:23 - Once they're on the field, you're like, uh-oh.
12:25 - Well, they're a soft uniform, there's no doubt about it.
12:29 - They are.
12:30 - And that matters.
12:31 You're telling me when you dressed in your uniform
12:35 and they had some weird alternate, it matters.
12:37 - Yeah, absolutely.
12:38 - You have to look good.
12:39 - Yes, yes.
12:40 I'm just laughing at the thought of like,
12:42 oh, this is awesome.
12:43 Then they get on the field and you're like, oh shit,
12:44 I think we're gonna get smoked.
12:45 - Yeah.
12:46 - I mean, that was, literally, wasn't there stats
12:49 when Glanville would put the Falcons all black?
12:51 They played bad, but they had like 9,000 personal fouls.
12:54 - Yeah, right, right.
12:55 - I'm still going with the Bucs though,
12:58 because I just, the three and a half,
13:00 I think this game's gonna come to the wire.
13:02 I can't, one thing my brain can't process
13:05 is changing opinions on teams fast enough.
13:09 Like, I will go to the well a lot,
13:11 so the Lions, to me, while clearly changing culture,
13:15 better team, they're still the Lions to me.
13:18 But they're not, but they are.
13:20 So, correct.
13:21 But, seeing the Lions as a three and a half point favorite
13:24 on the road, it just, I can't process it,
13:27 so I'll take the Bucs.
13:28 - Will?
13:29 - Tampa Bay at home, they know how to win.
13:33 I think they aren't like, exceptional in any category
13:37 outside of, they are second in red zone defense,
13:40 they're first in turnover margin.
13:42 But, the Vikings week one, fumbles on the Vikings behalf.
13:47 It was the Bears offense, Saints offense,
13:50 I think the Lions are too good, too well-rounded.
13:53 I am going, I'm going Lions.
13:55 - That's a good point about who they played.
13:57 'Cause that is not exactly murderer's row.
13:59 - No.
14:00 - But the NFL is the NFL.
14:01 - First in turnover margin.
14:02 - I agree, a win is a win in the NFL.
14:04 - But first in turnover margin, like,
14:05 Tampa Bay is a team that knows how to win,
14:07 but I think the Lions are just too,
14:09 I think they're too tough.
14:10 - They're legit, very good.
14:11 - I think they're the Lions that you were saying last week.
14:13 - That was a great speech that he did last week.
14:15 It was very good.
14:16 Very good.
14:17 The game of the week presented by the Chevy Silverado
14:19 will be the Cowboys and the Chargers,
14:20 but first, let's go to Lucas Edits,
14:22 presented by Jersey Jerry.
14:25 (upbeat music)
14:27 - Oh, them boys break the net.
14:38 (upbeat music)
14:46 (laughing)
14:48 - I didn't know it was this.
15:04 (upbeat music)
15:07 - You said you don't got it, what?
15:14 - I, yeah, I got it.
15:16 I didn't know he, like, previewed, I got it.
15:18 - Game of the week.
15:19 When does he get hired, Dave?
15:21 - November 1, I think.
15:23 - Oh, wow.
15:23 I think 'cause I think he's here.
15:25 - I was trying to wait 'til Chicago's the new office,
15:29 because you guys are tight.
15:30 I didn't want him to have to come.
15:31 - He's in Chicago right now looking.
15:33 - For a house or apartment?
15:34 - Apartment, yeah.
15:35 - Yeah.
15:36 - Is he, did we officially decide if he's your guy
15:38 or if he's Jerry's guy?
15:39 - I think he's 25% my guy,
15:41 but then Jerry has, I get 25% of Jerry asking Lucas's stuff.
15:45 So I got 50% of Lucas.
15:47 - And I got, I got a bit of-
15:48 - You don't really need anything.
15:49 - No, no, I need, I need Lucas.
15:52 - He handles your bank statements.
15:53 - Yeah, he handles a lot for me.
15:54 He's a good meme guy.
15:55 He's a good, like, clip guy.
15:57 He's really good.
15:57 - You need a good meme guy.
15:59 - Yeah, he's good.
16:00 He's a good meme guy.
16:01 Really good.
16:02 - All right, Dave, the Cowboys are the Chargers.
16:04 The Cowboys favored by two.
16:05 They obviously got killed by the 49ers last week.
16:08 The Chargers are coming off of a bye.
16:09 What do you think about the way
16:10 the Cowboys played last week?
16:11 Do you think it was-
16:12 - Yeah, they suck.
16:13 And it's kind of like what Will was just saying
16:15 about the schedule.
16:16 If you're gonna look, the Cowboys,
16:18 maybe a little bit of fool's gold
16:19 on who they beat the first three weeks.
16:21 - Yes.
16:23 - The Jets, Patriots, who was the third?
16:25 - Giants.
16:26 - Giants, three bad teams.
16:27 I think they stink.
16:30 I've never been a Dak fan.
16:32 I actually saw, after I said I thought CD Lamb was overrated,
16:35 somebody, I saw some article being like,
16:37 he's not that good.
16:40 - Jerry wants to get the ball to the tight ends.
16:42 - Yeah.
16:43 - Jerry Jones.
16:44 - Yeah, I know that, Jerry Jones.
16:45 - He said that.
16:47 - I'm not sold.
16:48 That defense looked so good in week one,
16:50 but that was the Giants.
16:51 I still do think they have good defense.
16:54 Chargers at home, better team, I'll take the Chargers.
16:57 - Dan?
16:57 - You're saying Jerry came out and said?
16:58 - Jerry Jones said on his radio show, his radio hit,
17:02 he was like, they were like,
17:03 do you think you should get CD Lamb more involved?
17:04 He's like, I don't think so.
17:06 I'd rather see the ball go to the tight ends.
17:08 - CD Lamb is a weird, weird, like,
17:11 sort of possession receiver.
17:13 He doesn't like take the top off.
17:15 He's all, like--
17:16 - Yeah, he's not like a Justin Jefferson or Jamar Chase.
17:18 - He's always, he's like, he always,
17:21 he never has this crazy separation.
17:23 He just doesn't.
17:24 There's always people around.
17:25 - Yeah.
17:26 I'm gonna take the Chargers as well.
17:27 I, my real prediction for this game is some like,
17:31 real fuck shit's gonna happen.
17:32 I don't, you know, like, something's gonna,
17:34 between Mike McCarthy and Brandon Staley
17:36 on a Monday night football game, like,
17:38 there's gonna be something very dumb that happens
17:40 that we're gonna be able to laugh at.
17:42 Probably gonna end up being a field goal type game.
17:45 So if that's how I think it's gonna go,
17:47 I'll take the points.
17:48 - It's like, who's gonna out dumb the other person?
17:49 - Yeah, no, there will be some stupid mistake
17:51 by either of these guys.
17:52 Maybe both, hopefully both.
17:54 Like, I just--
17:55 - Absolute chaos.
17:56 - Like, stupid, stupid things
17:57 are gonna happen during this game.
17:59 - McCarthy, you know it.
18:00 I mean, he looks dumb.
18:01 - Yeah, right.
18:02 - You gotta look.
18:03 - With Staley, it'll just be a call,
18:04 like, they'll go for it on fourth down on their own 30.
18:06 - You can't, yeah.
18:07 You can't screw up when you look like Staley.
18:08 He kinda looks like a nerd.
18:10 McCarthy's a football guy.
18:11 It's like, you know what you're getting with him.
18:13 - Right.
18:14 - He's going to do something that's dumb.
18:16 He's gonna have that face.
18:17 - He's gonna look up at the scoreboard.
18:19 - Yeah, his face.
18:20 - Yeah, he looks like--
18:21 - I don't know how this happened.
18:22 - He looks like he broke in as, like, a strength coach
18:25 and a lineman and, like, you know,
18:27 he doesn't even know what's going on.
18:29 - But never forget the watermelons.
18:30 - Yeah, the watermelons screwed me
18:32 in that first season we did this show.
18:33 - Yeah.
18:34 - Smash the watermelons.
18:35 - If you said who's gonna be the Brady Hoak of the NFL,
18:38 like, which coach would just not wear headphones?
18:40 - Yeah.
18:41 - I would say McCarthy.
18:42 - No, he's like--
18:43 - Brady Hoak didn't wear a headset?
18:45 - Yeah.
18:46 - He wouldn't wear a headset.
18:47 - And Michigan would lose.
18:47 - He would.
18:48 - Who doesn't wear a headset?
18:49 - Yeah.
18:50 - I don't need technology.
18:51 - Just refuses to wear one.
18:52 - I don't need to talk to the booth upstairs.
18:53 I'm good.
18:54 - He finally was, like, bullied into it
18:55 because he lost so much.
18:57 - Yeah.
18:57 - Hey, don't you want to know what the plays are, coach?
18:59 (laughing)
19:00 - Yeah, McCarthy definitely has that.
19:02 Just big round face.
19:04 - Yeah, he's huge.
19:05 - Always confused, the look on his face.
19:07 Will, who are you taking in this game?
19:08 - I'm with them.
19:09 I think the Cowboys are the new pig with lipstick.
19:11 Giants, Jets, Pats.
19:13 They got whooped, or they got beat by the Cardinals, whooped,
19:16 destroyed by the Niners.
19:17 I think they're hurt without digs at cornerback.
19:20 Parsons, he hasn't had a sack in the last couple.
19:22 I think the Chargers win this game,
19:24 and yeah, I'm with the boys.
19:25 I'm riding Chargers.
19:26 - Let's move to the gotta have it pick of the week.
19:28 Dan, we will start with you.
19:29 You're taking the Vikings-Bears game.
19:31 I assume the Bears gotta have it.
19:32 - No, so I'm taking the Bears,
19:35 but the gotta have it is for the Vikings.
19:37 Vikings have to have this game.
19:38 They are one and four.
19:41 Justin Jefferson's hurt.
19:42 There's rumors about Kirk Cousins being traded.
19:45 Obviously, their season is probably over,
19:49 but this would be really like if they go one and five
19:51 and they lose to the Bears,
19:52 who have not won a home game in over a calendar year.
19:55 The Vikings have to have this game.
19:57 Like, this is as much of a must win
19:59 as they've had to try to right the ship
20:01 as much as they can, because like, this is the last point.
20:05 If they lose this game, it's over, just trade Kirk Cousins.
20:08 And Justin Jefferson might say, "Hey, I'm injured.
20:10 "I don't have a new contract.
20:11 "I'm gonna sit out the rest of the year."
20:12 - No, that's spot on.
20:13 Yeah, this is a must win for Vikings.
20:15 I'm with the Bears.
20:17 - I'm taking the Bears.
20:18 - Yeah, but are you taking the Vikings?
20:18 - I'm taking the Vikings.
20:19 - Okay.
20:20 - I'm taking the Vikings, minus three.
20:21 - Dave?
20:22 - I think the Bears are gonna win this game.
20:23 I think they turned around a little bit.
20:24 Their offense is clicking.
20:25 I don't think the Vikings have a good defense.
20:28 They're gonna put Dan Conner, the Bears,
20:30 right where he does not want to be.
20:33 - Oh yeah, with the Raiders next week.
20:34 - Yeah, right.
20:35 - A little bit of hope.
20:36 - Five, six wins this season, and just like,
20:41 what are you gonna do?
20:42 - Well, I've already mapped it out.
20:42 We're gonna go four and one on our next five,
20:44 and it's gonna be five and five
20:45 versus the Lions, November.
20:47 - Yeah, right.
20:48 So it's exactly where you don't--
20:50 - Ooh, we might win this game.
20:51 - Where you don't wanna be.
20:52 - But, counterpoint, Panthers pick.
20:55 - What?
20:57 - You got it.
20:58 - What?
20:59 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I didn't know that.
20:59 We can win a couple games and still have the number one pick.
21:02 - Yeah, well, Patriots may have something
21:04 to say about that.
21:05 Is it me?
21:08 No, Will.
21:09 - Oh no, it's Will.
21:09 So your gotta have it pick is the Cardinals-Rams.
21:11 - Yeah. - You gotta have it.
21:12 - I'm saying the Rams have to have it,
21:14 just because divisional game,
21:15 you don't wanna fall behind the Niners
21:17 with five and oh, Seattle's three and one.
21:19 There's obviously a lot of season left,
21:21 but I think the Rams gotta win this divisional game
21:23 against the Cardinals.
21:24 I'm taking the Rams. - I agree.
21:25 - Jersey.
21:26 - Well, yeah, well, I mean, they gotta have it
21:27 because they play great defense next week
21:29 in the Pittsburgh Steelers.
21:30 - Top five defense.
21:31 - They gotta win this. - Top five defense.
21:32 - They're not winning next week.
21:33 - Who plays next week? - You don't think so?
21:34 You're back?
21:35 You're back on the Steelers?
21:36 You go off and on every week.
21:37 - Rams.
21:38 - Rams at Pittsburgh?
21:39 - So far.
21:42 - You're gonna lose that game.
21:43 - I think, so far, yeah.
21:44 - Yeah, that's tough.
21:45 - Actually, you won't win that game
21:46 'cause you're gonna be underdogs.
21:47 - Underdogs, yeah.
21:48 - Yeah, I'd agree with you there.
21:50 - You agree?
21:51 - Rams do definitely have to have it.
21:52 This is a game they have to win
21:53 'cause the Cardinals stink.
21:55 - And the Cardinals are frisky.
21:55 - They don't stink.
21:57 - Frisky?
21:58 - They're frisky, they stink though.
22:00 They don't win games.
22:01 - Yeah, well.
22:01 - They beat the Cowboys.
22:02 - Yeah, who may stink?
22:03 - Who are definitely stink.
22:04 - They're frisky, yeah, yeah, they're frisky.
22:06 - Obviously, you can't assume that you're gonna win,
22:07 but there is a point,
22:10 like if the Cardinals lose this game,
22:11 they're still frisky,
22:12 but we have to at least be like,
22:13 hey, they're frisky,
22:15 but they don't actually know how to win the game.
22:17 - They're a fun loser to watch.
22:18 - Right, right, right.
22:18 - They're a fun loser to watch.
22:19 - Yeah, yeah.
22:20 - Are they frisky enough to cover?
22:22 - Yeah, I'm just saying like there was that moment
22:23 when they were one and two, I think,
22:24 and everyone was like, watch out for the Cardinals.
22:26 Like if we're, flash forward a month,
22:29 and they're one and eight,
22:30 they don't really get the same frisky.
22:32 It's just like a tough, it's a tough out.
22:34 - And going into the season,
22:35 I think a lot of people thought
22:36 they were gonna lose every game by 30,
22:37 so there's been a surprise.
22:38 - They're definitely better than we expected.
22:40 - Yeah.
22:40 - Dave, are you gonna take 'em?
22:42 - I'm gonna take the Rams.
22:44 You know, I backed myself into a corner with this team.
22:46 I'm gonna have to root for 'em.
22:47 Maybe they shake that off,
22:49 and give me a little glimmer of hope.
22:51 I mean, I got, again,
22:52 if I go into look at my futures right now,
22:55 I have the Patriots to win the Super Bowl,
22:57 and I have the Rams to win the Super Bowl, so.
22:59 - So I have the two.
23:00 - 30 grand.
23:01 - Boop.
23:01 (laughing)
23:02 The Rams still have a little bit of hope, right?
23:04 Dave, the Colts-Jags, who's gotta have it?
23:07 - Jags gotta have it.
23:08 Colts have to have it.
23:10 Jags more than the Colts.
23:11 Jags are a trendy pick, start a little slow.
23:13 They've been in London for a month.
23:15 But they're three and two.
23:16 I always look at the numbers.
23:18 I think you're at home.
23:19 You win this game, four and two.
23:22 You're feeling good.
23:23 You're feeling good about your season.
23:24 You lose this one, three and three,
23:25 it's gonna be a war for 'em.
23:26 So I think the Jags have to have it.
23:28 I don't think they're gonna get it.
23:29 - Ooh. - Ooh.
23:30 - I like the Colts. - Okay.
23:31 Taking the Colts plus three.
23:32 - I've done too much travel.
23:33 Come back to the United States.
23:35 - Yeah, so there's--
23:36 - Minshew, Minshew Magic.
23:37 - I saw a stat.
23:38 - Minshew.
23:40 - Minshew, I mean, it's a revenge game for him.
23:42 The stat is there have been 11 times
23:44 that a team has gone to London,
23:46 and come back and played without a bye.
23:48 'Cause you can pick the bye after London.
23:50 All 11 teams were trailing or tied
23:54 in the fourth quarter of their next game.
23:55 - And let's not forget that.
23:56 - That's a good London stat. - It's a sleepy stat.
23:59 - It's a good stat.
23:59 - It's a good London stat. - It's a sleepy stat.
24:02 - Add another week that they've been there.
24:03 - Yeah.
24:04 Yeah, but the clocks and everything.
24:06 I'm gonna take the Colts as well.
24:09 The only thing that makes me nervous is the Colts.
24:11 There's some rules in the NFL.
24:13 It's like the Steelers and Ravens last week.
24:16 I don't care how either team looks.
24:18 I'm just gonna take the underdog.
24:20 For some reason, the Colts just don't win in Jacksonville.
24:22 I think they've lost eight straight in Jacksonville.
24:24 They just don't win there.
24:25 - That's a great stat.
24:26 - That makes me, they just don't win there.
24:29 Something stupid happens every time,
24:31 including, remember the Urban Meyer, like 3-13 team?
24:34 When Carson Wentz just needed to win a game
24:36 to go to the playoffs?
24:37 - Yep. - And they blew it.
24:38 - Smoked. - Yeah.
24:40 Like they just don't win there,
24:41 but I will take the Colts to cover.
24:43 - Will?
24:44 - I think that's great analysis.
24:44 It's a tough one.
24:46 - Uh-oh. - Oh no.
24:47 - You wanna just abstain from the pick?
24:49 - It's a tough one.
24:49 It's a tough one.
24:50 I think I'm gonna ride with you guys.
24:51 - All right.
24:52 - 'Cause I think last time I was in the,
24:53 I don't know, game of the week,
24:55 I just, I went off your stats.
24:57 I went with your pick and we won.
24:58 So I'm gonna ride with you guys.
24:59 - Dave gave you the thumbs up there.
25:00 So the don't know game, you're doing so well.
25:03 - It's a tough one.
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25:27 Let's start with the Ravens at the Titans.
25:30 Will, I will start with you.
25:31 The Titans are plus four this week.
25:33 - I'm going Titans.
25:34 I'm going Titans, Vrave, Underdog.
25:36 They lost, the one time that Vrave
25:38 and the Titans have played in London,
25:40 we lost 20 to 19.
25:42 Vrave tried going for two at the end.
25:44 You gotta love putting the nuts on the line.
25:46 I'm going Titans.
25:47 I think he's gonna have them ready to play.
25:48 They know the schedule.
25:49 He's gonna know how to talk to the guys all week.
25:51 I think they take care of business in London.
25:53 - Is that just a London game every week?
25:55 - It's Dave.
25:55 I went on a rant about this.
25:58 I hate it.
25:59 I hate that they did this.
26:00 The London game was supposed to be something unique, fun.
26:03 - Is it every week?
26:03 - There's three weeks in a row.
26:06 We have two week break.
26:07 Then there are two Germany games.
26:08 It's too much.
26:10 - Why don't they just bring back the London one?
26:12 - It's too much.
26:12 They're trying to sneak it into us
26:14 so that we'll just get wired.
26:16 - Kind of making the Jags kind of the London.
26:18 - They'll be in Saudi Arabia next.
26:19 That's the next plan.
26:20 - Yeah?
26:21 - Oh yeah.
26:22 - It used to be something unique and now it's not.
26:24 It's completely lost its allure.
26:27 I don't like it.
26:28 - I don't like it either.
26:28 It's too early.
26:29 - It's too early.
26:30 - What do people on the West Coast do?
26:31 They miss a game.
26:32 - I said that they give a care about the game.
26:33 - The NFL wants--
26:34 - They're too busy doing whatever they do,
26:36 surfing and weather.
26:37 - Skateboarding.
26:38 - If the NFL wanted to get us to watch,
26:41 like if you want more time slots,
26:43 just go to the college football time slots.
26:45 Give us a 12 o'clock, give us a 3.30.
26:47 - That's a great point.
26:48 - Six, give us one eight o'clock game.
26:50 - Agreed.
26:51 - Just do that.
26:52 - That spot between the end of the four o'clock games
26:54 and Sunday Night Football.
26:55 - 45 minutes, you could get a whole game in there.
26:58 - You 100% can do the 12, 3.30, six,
27:03 and then one game at like 8.30.
27:05 - Yeah.
27:05 Okay, so Dan, who are you taking?
27:06 You're gonna take--
27:07 - I'm now, 'cause I guess we're going to London every week,
27:10 like Dave said, is fucking bullshit.
27:12 I'm just gonna go strictly off travel plans.
27:14 The Baltimore Ravens left for London on Monday morning.
27:18 The Tennessee Titans left for London on Thursday night.
27:22 Give me the Ravens.
27:23 - Okay.
27:23 - Just as simple as that.
27:25 - I like that thought process.
27:26 - Yeah, it keeps you simple.
27:27 - I don't know how these games are stupid.
27:29 They play on a weird grass
27:31 or whatever the fuck they're playing on.
27:32 - And the food, you guys talked about the food.
27:34 - I'm just gonna go, who went earlier
27:35 and who's more acclimated?
27:36 Worked last, you know, last week with the bills
27:38 went on like Friday.
27:40 And the Jacks have been there for two weeks.
27:41 - Vrabe as an underdog.
27:42 - Yeah, but he went on Thursday.
27:44 - They did last time too.
27:45 - And they lost.
27:46 - Go, we went for two.
27:48 - And they lost.
27:49 - We went for two.
27:49 - They actually asked an ultimate Vrabe answer.
27:52 They're like, so you're doing the same travel plans
27:55 as you did last time, but you lost that game.
27:57 He's like, yeah, hopefully this time we just get the two.
28:00 - Vrabe.
28:01 - Plus four Titans taken.
28:03 - Dave, what are you taking?
28:04 - I'm taking the Titans.
28:05 Travel plans, this, that.
28:07 Lamar, I don't think Lamar travels.
28:09 Like, I don't know.
28:12 - Do you think that's funny, Jerry?
28:12 - I was thinking basketball.
28:15 - He can fly, I just, I just, I don't think he's a guy
28:18 who likes to go to London and play football.
28:21 - It's fair, okay.
28:22 All right, Dan, the Panthers at the Dolphins.
28:24 The Dolphins favored by 13 and a half.
28:26 - This game sucks.
28:29 This game sucks.
28:30 'Cause at some point the Panthers have to cover.
28:33 And at some point the spread gets too big.
28:37 Is it this week?
28:38 - Remember, hey, Dolphins last week,
28:40 what did we go up to, 14 and a half?
28:41 And we still got it?
28:42 Still covered?
28:43 - I thought it was 15 and a half.
28:45 - No, it wasn't.
28:45 - No, no, he gave us two extra points out of nowhere.
28:48 - It was 13 and a half.
28:49 You took, came in.
28:50 - Dan threw me into the corner.
28:52 - They said they made it easier for Bryce Young.
28:54 Playbook.
28:55 - That's bad, that's a bad thing.
28:56 - Never great, never great.
28:57 This owner for the Panthers seems like
28:59 the most miserable guy to work for.
29:01 You see Frank Reich?
29:02 Frank Reich, the coach of the Panthers,
29:03 like, yeah, you know, he wants to,
29:06 he's a hands-on owner.
29:07 He wants to meet multiple times a week.
29:09 I can't say it's been fun.
29:11 - He said that it's been fun.
29:14 - No, he was like, it's, you know,
29:16 I've learned a lot from these meetings.
29:17 They haven't been fun.
29:18 - Incredible.
29:20 - He's in his fucking, if you're a head coach, I would quit.
29:25 - Oh, that's bad.
29:26 - Could you imagine?
29:27 - No.
29:28 - Well, you could do what I've always said.
29:29 Like, if I somehow earn enough money to buy a team,
29:34 I will be the offense coordinator.
29:36 There won't be, like, any, like, you gotta meet with,
29:39 no, it's like, I'm calling the plays.
29:40 - Right.
29:41 - Like, you know that guy.
29:42 - You just won't hire an OC, you're gonna be like,
29:43 look, this is on me.
29:44 - But being, like, a football guy
29:47 and having some rich, crazy geek be like,
29:51 show me what you did on third down.
29:53 - That would drive me crazy.
29:54 - Awful.
29:55 - You would never buy, like, a percentage of a team?
29:57 - Well, I can't call plays then.
29:59 I don't need--
29:59 - I don't think if Dave tried to buy a percentage
30:03 of an NFL team, there's a guy named Roger Goodell
30:05 that probably wouldn't approve that.
30:07 - You would just have to be able to buy it.
30:08 - Yeah, you'd have to buy the whole NFL.
30:10 - It's like, well, I don't want, I have no,
30:11 I'm not one of those, like, oh, I own .00.
30:14 Like, didn't Brady was trying to buy 1%
30:16 on, like, a 90% discount on the Raiders.
30:19 Like, what good does that do?
30:20 - Yeah.
30:21 - I'm not that, you own, like, 1% of a bar.
30:23 Who fucking cares?
30:24 - Yeah, true.
30:26 - Unless I can literally, like, be like,
30:28 well, I'm taking a snap, you don't own the team.
30:30 - Right.
30:30 (laughing)
30:31 - Frank Dutank's new manager.
30:32 - Yes.
30:33 - Like, that would be, yeah.
30:34 - Yeah, correct.
30:36 - Okay, so that's the roundabout way of saying
30:37 I'll just keep going with the Dolphins.
30:39 - You're just gonna keep riding with them.
30:40 - Yeah, I mean, the Panthers are so bad, I don't know.
30:44 I just, the Dolphins, if they get ahead, it's impossible.
30:47 - Dave?
30:48 - I'm going Dolphins.
30:49 I love their offense, and they are right now
30:53 clearly a team that likes to get fat on bad teams,
30:57 so this seems like a good spot, shout out.
30:59 Our chain, our cane, whatever his name, he's hurt.
31:02 That's good for me as well.
31:04 Hopefully, Mozart goes off for, like, nine touchdowns here.
31:07 - Will?
31:08 - Dolphins, minus 13 and a half.
31:10 I think simplifying on offense is way harder than keeping it,
31:13 you know, if you're a bad defense simplifying,
31:15 that makes it a lot better, you can play team defense,
31:17 but if you simplify on offense, like,
31:18 it's like, it's hunting season for defenses,
31:21 so I'm going Dolphins.
31:23 - Going back to, like, old school Tecmo Bowl.
31:25 Four plays.
31:25 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:27 - All right, Dave?
31:27 - You're getting ate up.
31:28 - The 49ers at the Browns, 49ers favored by six and a half.
31:31 - I'm in agreement.
31:36 I don't think there's anyone in the world
31:38 who doesn't think the 49ers are the best team in the league
31:40 at this point in the season.
31:41 However, this is a spot, an NFL spot,
31:45 where I could see them being a little bit sleepy,
31:48 the Browns being waiting for anything,
31:49 they're coming off the vibe, the Browns,
31:51 the Cowboys, although they may think
31:53 it was Sunday night football, prime time game,
31:55 a lot of hype around this game.
31:57 I think the Browns keep it close and maybe snip 'em here,
31:59 so I'm taking the Browns.
32:00 - I feel like that six and a half is like,
32:03 they gotta know something.
32:04 - Well, I'll give you a stat.
32:05 - Give me one, I need it, I need it, BC.
32:08 - This is another game where I picked it on advisors,
32:11 I have the 49ers, I'll stay consistent with the 49ers here,
32:14 but I did see a stat that made me nervous
32:16 later on in the week that maybe you can use.
32:18 Kyle Shanahan versus Jim Schwartz,
32:20 the defensive coordinator for the Browns,
32:21 they've faced off nine times in their careers,
32:25 whether it be OC, DC, head coach, head coach,
32:28 Kyle Shanahan's won an eight,
32:30 and he's only scored over 20 points one time.
32:32 - I love that. - That's a Browns.
32:34 - I was like, wow. - That is a great--
32:37 - Yeah, that's crazy.
32:37 - Hey, that's great research.
32:40 - Get the defense up for Kyle Shanahan's offense.
32:43 - That's great research.
32:45 - So what are you gonna do?
32:45 - I'm Browns, that's true.
32:48 - That's the stat you needed.
32:49 - Shout out Jack Hammer,
32:51 which I can't believe that's a real name,
32:52 he's a beat writer for the 49ers.
32:55 His name's Jack Hammer.
32:56 - That's Homer Simpson, I think he tried to change one--
32:59 - Max Powers.
33:00 - Yeah, Max Power Jack Hammer,
33:02 that's what the name's used, but--
33:03 - Yeah, Max Power 'cause he saw--
33:05 - Air dryer.
33:06 Strong name.
33:09 - Max Power's a crazy name.
33:10 - Very strong.
33:11 - I don't wanna say disrespectful,
33:13 because that was a very good stat,
33:14 but I also gave a pretty good speech
33:17 on why I was taking the Browns,
33:18 and you just ignored it.
33:19 - You're scaring me off.
33:20 - No, no, no, I think the sleepy thing's a good stat,
33:22 but I think when you know the--
33:24 - He had the thought, I had the stat to help the thought.
33:27 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, like I wanted to kinda go Browns,
33:29 but I was like, man, there's just,
33:31 the spread scares me, but that right there,
33:34 knowing that the brains of the operation
33:36 going on right now, 'cause the Browns have a great defense.
33:39 - That's not a small amount,
33:40 like Jim Schwartz, for some reason,
33:42 you know that it's probably Kyle Shanahan,
33:43 knows like this defense for some reason gives me problems.
33:45 - It is like a Shanahan versus Schwartz game,
33:48 it's not Browns versus Niners,
33:49 and that stat right there kinda got me over the edge,
33:51 like, okay, that's why it's 6 1/2, I'm taking it.
33:52 - I don't know, it's the--
33:54 - The sleepy's true, but I think the Niners team is dialed.
33:58 - Now watch Deshaun not play in the Browns by like 40.
34:03 Which would be good for me, I'm just saying.
34:03 - If the Browns, yeah, if Deshaun doesn't play,
34:08 I go Niners.
34:09 - DTR was so bad and so funny,
34:12 that I think they're like, you can't play football anymore.
34:15 - I do gotta say this, if Deshaun doesn't play, Niners.
34:18 Deshaun plays, the Browns.
34:19 - Well no, you can't do that, because the line will switch.
34:23 - Yeah, but I'll still take whatever the line moves to.
34:26 - Okay, that's fine.
34:27 - If Deshaun doesn't play, I'll go Niners.
34:29 - Closing line.
34:30 - Yes, closing line.
34:31 - Closing line, Niners, if Deshaun doesn't play.
34:33 - Right, if Deshaun doesn't play
34:34 and it moves to like 10 1/2, I'll go Niners.
34:36 - Tom just got in my ear and said
34:37 that he is reported not playing, so what do you--
34:39 - Oh, it's reported that he's not playing?
34:41 - That line might be wrong, which I love.
34:43 - He just said he's expected not to play as of just now.
34:46 - And the line is still 6 1/2.
34:47 - Oh, I got 6 1/2, I locked that in.
34:50 (laughing)
34:51 Yeah, I did, I locked that in, that's locked in.
34:53 That's locked in.
34:55 - Before the information.
34:55 - That's fuckin' genius.
34:57 - Line is 10.
34:57 - The line is 10 right now?
34:58 - I locked in 6 1/2.
34:59 - Niners, Niners minus 10.
35:01 Niners, switch me to--
35:03 - You should've said it first.
35:04 - That was, yeah.
35:04 - 6 1/2.
35:05 - I'm sticking with the 10 with the Browns.
35:07 - No, you got 6 1/2 as well, sir.
35:09 - Please, please.
35:10 - On the show, technically 6 1/2.
35:12 If it's on the graphic--
35:13 - Now we know the quarterback's not playing.
35:14 - I already know what's gonna happen tomorrow,
35:17 or Monday, Tom's gonna look at me
35:20 when we're in the Chicago office,
35:21 and he's gonna be like, "How do I grade this?"
35:23 'Cause the Niners are gonna win by like seven points.
35:26 - No, no, the spread is 10.
35:28 We're going--
35:28 - I have 6 1/2.
35:30 - No.
35:31 - I made my decision before the line moved.
35:33 - It's what he did last week.
35:34 - Technically, the graphic was 6 1/2, but--
35:36 - I made my decision before the line moved.
35:38 - I have the Niners minus, plus 6 1/2,
35:42 and the Browns plus 10.
35:43 I'm gonna middle this thing.
35:44 - Okay.
35:45 - Niners minus 6 1/2.
35:46 - Minus 6 1/2, Browns plus 10.
35:48 - Okay.
35:49 - That's a good way.
35:50 - Yeah, Tom, can you put that on the graphic somehow?
35:51 - I'm gonna middle this thing.
35:53 - You can do it after, Tom.
35:54 Yeah, okay, that's fine.
35:55 - No, I know, afterwards.
35:56 So what are you doing?
35:57 - I'm Niners minus 10, Niners minus 10.
35:59 But if DeSean plays, I'm Browns plus 6 1/2.
36:04 - But he's not supposed to play.
36:05 - So Dave is minus 6 1/2 and Browns plus 10.
36:08 I am Niners minus 10 and Browns plus 6 1/2.
36:11 - That's a smart move.
36:12 - So you're the opposite.
36:13 - Yeah.
36:14 - Okay.
36:15 - Depending on DeSean.
36:16 - Niners win by a touchdown, that's two wins for me.
36:19 - Yeah.
36:20 - You're Niners minus 10, Browns plus 6 1/2?
36:23 - This is solely based on DeSean.
36:26 - He's doing the opposite of you.
36:27 - He's giving himself a double loser.
36:29 - Yeah.
36:30 - Oh.
36:31 - No, no, no, no, no.
36:32 There's not two games and there's not two picks in here.
36:33 This is solely based on DeSean.
36:35 - But Dave's taking two picks, so.
36:37 - Oh, you're taking just two picks.
36:38 - No, he did a smart move.
36:39 - Yeah.
36:40 - I have great closing line value.
36:42 - Yeah, right.
36:43 I have both.
36:44 - Do you have both?
36:46 - Niners minus 10, Niners minus 6 1/2.
36:50 - Okay, double that, okay.
36:51 - Double Niners.
36:52 - I can't lose both.
36:54 - No, you can't.
36:54 - No, you cannot.
36:55 - So you definitely win both.
36:56 - Will for a second there could have lost both.
36:59 - Yes.
36:59 - Once I saw that, I was like, oh shit,
37:01 I got caught right here.
37:02 - Okay, so double Niners for you.
37:03 Yeah, Tom's definitely gonna ask you
37:04 how to grade this on Monday.
37:05 So we'll figure that out as we go.
37:07 All right, will Commanders at the Falcons,
37:09 the Falcons favored by 2 1/2?
37:10 - After that performance last week with the Commanders,
37:16 I'm going Atlanta.
37:17 I think the Commanders defense is poorly coached right now
37:20 and I'm going with the Atlanta Falcons minus 2 1/2
37:23 in Atlanta.
37:25 - Dave?
37:26 - Hungry dog runs faster, I'll take the Commanders.
37:27 The NFL, generally you're not as bad as it seems
37:31 in your last game or as good for teams like this.
37:33 Falcons coming off a win,
37:35 Commanders coming off an embarrassing, disgusting loss.
37:38 I will say there may have been some hangover
37:41 for not going for two the week before.
37:43 There's like, you fucking idiot.
37:45 But I think the Commanders win this game.
37:46 - Dan?
37:47 - I'm not gonna get crazy here.
37:49 Desmond Ritter has never lost at home in college or NFL,
37:52 so I'll just go to Falcons.
37:53 - I do like that, that keeps coming back.
37:54 - Pretty wanna know.
37:55 Until he loses.
37:56 - You got the stats.
37:57 - I just have to keep doing that.
37:58 - Are you sure you don't wanna switch that?
38:00 - Positive.
38:01 - It is a good stat.
38:02 - That actually could, that may be my game of the week.
38:06 - Really?
38:07 - Yeah, the Washington.
38:08 - 'Cause Falcons is not like they're coming off a win,
38:10 like they beat a good Houston team by two points.
38:12 - Yeah, yeah, the Washington's gonna win this game.
38:14 - You might be choosing your own tail though.
38:16 - Why?
38:17 - 'Cause you had the Texans against the Falcons.
38:18 And you thought you should--
38:19 - But I knew that was wrong.
38:20 - Okay.
38:21 - That was, I was just, I needed, I was,
38:23 that, I was coming off the adrenaline of doing Moneyline.
38:26 - Right, right.
38:27 - And like the game, in the London game, I needed something.
38:29 I was, it was early in the morning, I had to have coffee.
38:32 - Fair enough.
38:33 Dan, Saints or Texans?
38:34 Saints favored by one and a half.
38:36 - This game, hmm.
38:40 I'm gonna take the Saints in this game.
38:42 I don't love it.
38:43 I think their defense is elite.
38:45 Their offense showed a little bit of signs of life
38:47 against the Patriots, which is tough to judge against.
38:51 Yeah, I'll take the Saints.
38:52 Just, this is going to be very similar
38:54 to the Texans-Falcons game last week.
38:57 Probably decided by a last-second field goal.
38:59 So I'll take the Saints.
39:00 - Dave?
39:00 - Texans.
39:02 - Will?
39:03 - GBOT, I'm going Texans.
39:04 I like the Texans at home.
39:07 I'm going Texans.
39:08 CJ Stroud, he's a stud.
39:09 - He is, Ohio State.
39:10 All right, Dave, the Patriots at the Raiders.
39:13 How are we feeling?
39:14 - What?
39:15 - Was that Ohio State?
39:16 Does that have to do with it?
39:17 - Because we've been talking about it.
39:18 - Yeah.
39:19 - We've been talking about how he's--
39:19 - I haven't heard one alumna.
39:21 I haven't heard an alumna.
39:22 - Last week we had a whole thing--
39:23 - When I say Lions, I'm not saying 800 in Michigan.
39:26 - You can.
39:27 - I will, I guess now.
39:28 - We've always talked about how Ohio State quarterbacks
39:30 in the NFL have not been good.
39:31 - Okay, which is Brady, Michigan.
39:33 - There you go.
39:34 He has a flavor.
39:35 - He's a grappler, Eastern Illinois.
39:42 - I am taking the Raiders.
39:43 - You can do it.
39:45 - He can't though.
39:46 He can't.
39:47 Like he can't.
39:48 I asked him on advisory, I'll ask him again.
39:50 Is Mac Jones bad?
39:51 - They're not playing well as a unit.
39:55 It's a team game.
39:57 - Mac Jones, Alabama.
39:59 - I am now rooting.
40:00 I feel comfortable rooting against the Patriots
40:02 because we're in draft pick mode.
40:04 - If you win this game, we're in draft pick mode.
40:08 - Then all bets are off.
40:09 - You might be back.
40:10 - Yeah, but they've looked bad.
40:12 We haven't scored in two weeks.
40:15 - It's not good.
40:16 - That's crazy.
40:17 - You gotta go Raiders.
40:19 You gotta go Raiders.
40:20 - I'm going Raiders.
40:22 - Because he wants the draft pick.
40:23 - Correct.
40:24 - Right, so that's the way.
40:25 - And he did his video, if you're not first, you're last.
40:26 - Correct.
40:27 - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
40:28 - There's no point to be the Bears.
40:30 We'll take the Raiders.
40:31 - Where do you stand on Mac Jones?
40:33 - Well, you can't be the Bears.
40:34 The Bears have two first round picks.
40:36 - You get first overall pick.
40:38 Where are you going?
40:39 - Is Shador coming out?
40:41 - Let's say yes right now.
40:42 - Dion said he's staying, but.
40:43 - Well, I'll call him.
40:45 - Shador?
40:45 - He loves Belichick.
40:46 - I think if--
40:47 - So Max, if you guys are worst team in the league,
40:49 Max Dunn.
40:50 - That's what I'm asking.
40:51 Where do you stand on him?
40:52 - Yeah, I mean, if we're the worst team in the league,
40:55 you'd have to look at the quarterbacks available.
41:00 - The Pro Bowl quarterbacks that are sitting on the rocks.
41:02 - Well, Shador Sanders is obviously
41:04 a very good quarterback, so you're--
41:05 - Yeah, I was just told he wasn't coming out.
41:07 - Well, that's what Dion did say.
41:08 I don't know if that's true, but Dion said he was.
41:09 - I don't love the USC guy, Caleb Williams.
41:12 Yeah, Dave, what--
41:12 - You don't like Caleb Williams over Mac Jones?
41:16 - No, over Mac Jones, yes.
41:17 Here's the thing.
41:19 If you miss on a quarterback,
41:25 it really sets you back quite a bit.
41:27 - Like Mac Jones?
41:28 - No, that wasn't a miss.
41:30 - No, that wasn't a miss.
41:31 He's a Pro Bowler.
41:33 - That wasn't a miss.
41:34 - Sounds kind of--
41:36 - That wasn't a miss.
41:36 - Feels like a miss.
41:37 - What round was he?
41:39 - The first?
41:40 - What, 13th pick or something?
41:42 20th pick?
41:43 He was a first rounder?
41:44 - First rounder.
41:45 - Yes!
41:45 - I thought he was a second rounder.
41:46 - No, he was a first rounder.
41:48 - I think he was 16th.
41:49 - Wasn't he one of the last third or fourth
41:52 quarterback drafted?
41:53 - I didn't consider him,
41:55 oh, he's a third or fourth quarterback drafted.
41:57 - He's 15th.
41:58 - He's the first round 15th.
41:59 - He's the first rounder.
42:00 - Yeah, but that's not, you can't expect,
42:02 the 15th--
42:03 - How many quarterbacks got drafted before him in that?
42:05 - Three or four.
42:05 - I think three.
42:06 - If you have the number one pick in the draft,
42:08 that's a miss.
42:10 Like if you take one, two, three,
42:13 and you take quarterback, that's a miss.
42:14 15, a lot of teams are passing on that quarterback.
42:17 - A first round pick,
42:18 you're wanting to get them a second contract
42:20 and you're believing in them to help shape
42:21 and form the culture of your future.
42:24 No matter what, not just--
42:25 - Doesn't feel like he would be a miss either.
42:27 - What'd he go at?
42:28 - He was the 11th pick.
42:29 - The cutoff is at 12.
42:36 - Well, no.
42:37 - Dave, you know what I'm saying?
42:39 - It's hurting.
42:39 - Just because you're taking--
42:40 - He's in pain.
42:42 - No, because it's like when we drafted Mack at the time,
42:46 I was like, oh, here we go, this is like the future.
42:48 I didn't feel that.
42:49 - You've talked that way in the past.
42:51 - Well, because I watched him play
42:53 and I thought he was on the field and he may still be.
42:55 There's a lot of issues with the Patriots,
42:57 not just a Max Jones.
42:58 I don't want the weapons, offense, defense hurt.
43:00 I, Belichick, break up with his girlfriend.
43:03 There's a lot going on.
43:05 (laughing)
43:06 - And you're in tank mode.
43:07 - Are you worried at all about,
43:09 'cause this has been a thing that has popped up
43:11 on the internet debate, like Belichick's record
43:13 without Brady. - It's a dream.
43:16 - What?
43:17 - Are you worried at all, like Belichick's record
43:18 without Brady?
43:19 That's the hot thing that people like to meet.
43:22 - Yeah, yeah, but those are uneducated fools.
43:24 You gotta remember, a lot of people are giving him credit
43:25 for the Giants Super Bowls,
43:26 because he really instructed that defense
43:29 with LT and Carl Banks and all that.
43:30 So he was successful and he built a pretty good team
43:33 with the Browns before he left.
43:34 - He's old.
43:35 - And he's going through a breakup.
43:39 - He's old.
43:40 - He's old.
43:41 - There's a lot of--
43:41 - Dave, Dave, Dave.
43:42 - He's just been reduced to just a bunch
43:44 of like sentence fragments where he's just like,
43:46 like partial thoughts.
43:49 Just throw it together.
43:50 - Dave.
43:51 - It's all dot, dot, dot.
43:51 - Like a word bubble.
43:53 - Dave, if you're in tank mode,
43:54 if you're in tank mode, you gotta get rid of the QB.
43:57 - The amount of time that we spent on this game is insane.
44:00 The one and four pagers.
44:02 - Well, I think it's turned into an intervention.
44:03 - I haven't been able to get into an intervention.
44:05 - I've said I'm taking the Raiders.
44:08 - Okay, Dan, are you taking--
44:09 - I'm gonna take the Patriots.
44:11 This is like bottom, bottom of, you know, bottom stock.
44:16 You know, like the UK get lower.
44:19 They've gotten smoked and then the Raiders coming off
44:21 a Monday night win.
44:22 I'd take the Patriots.
44:24 - Where defense showed up a little bit, couple of picks.
44:26 - Don't forget the Patriots defense is decimated.
44:28 - Yeah, it is.
44:29 - Two best players.
44:29 - Two dogs, yeah.
44:31 - Yeah, this is Raiders.
44:32 - This is Raiders, absolutely.
44:34 - See, I think no one's gonna wanna bet
44:35 the Patriots this week.
44:37 - So that's why you're gonna bet?
44:38 - That was last week though, too.
44:40 - True.
44:40 - But there's so much reason he said they haven't scored.
44:42 - Although, no, last week was, people thought
44:44 that the Patriots were gonna win that game.
44:46 - Jerry, how do you feel about this game?
44:50 - I don't know.
44:51 I just, I can't trust Mac Jones.
44:55 Like, just can't get it going offensively.
44:58 They have no weapons on offense.
45:01 None, zero.
45:02 So, I mean, I would go Raiders.
45:04 - And they lost Judon, right?
45:05 - It's actually remarkable.
45:07 - He didn't play last week, and Gonzalez,
45:09 the two best defense.
45:10 - It's almost like Belichick is doing like
45:12 a Brewster's Millions with the salary cap
45:14 and his offensive players.
45:15 Like, how can you, can you find enough wide receivers
45:17 that all are not good?
45:19 - Yeah, I will say, has Hopkins done anything?
45:22 - He's been good, he's starting to look good, yes.
45:25 Yes, for the Titans.
45:27 - Yeah, for the Titans, yeah, no, Hopkins is.
45:28 - But isn't it shocking that they have found
45:30 this many guys who are all not fast?
45:32 - Yeah, like Juju, like.
45:33 - Yeah, it's crazy.
45:34 - The Juju, Jacoby Myers thing is, to me,
45:37 the strangest thing that I don't,
45:41 because Jacoby Myers, very good.
45:42 He was very good with the Patriots.
45:43 - He's been good this year, yeah.
45:44 - He wanted to stay, and it was the same money.
45:46 You go get Juju.
45:47 That decision, I don't know what that was.
45:50 Nobody, in real time, people are like, what was that?
45:52 - Very bizarre.
45:53 All right, well, the Eagles at the Jets,
45:55 the Eagles favorite.
45:56 - Myers may score eight touchdowns versus us, honestly.
46:00 - Revenge, Will, Eagles minus seven versus the Jets?
46:03 - Rapid fire, give me the Jets, I think.
46:06 Give me the Jets, give me the Jets with seven points.
46:08 - Dan?
46:09 - Eagles, as a franchise, have never lost to the Jets.
46:13 - That's crazy.
46:14 - 12 and 0.
46:15 - Holy shit.
46:15 - That's a tough, that's a tough, great stat to hear.
46:18 - He keeps throwing the stats at you.
46:19 - I'm trying to have all the stats in my head.
46:21 - Eagles never lost to the Jets as a franchise.
46:24 Also, Robert Salah said that their plan
46:27 for Jalen Hurts and the Tush push
46:30 is to meet him with 11 kisses every time that they do it.
46:34 It's a little weird.
46:35 - Does that not fire you up?
46:37 - Not exactly, they're just gonna kiss him?
46:39 - Yeah, that gets me juiced up, yeah.
46:41 - The kisses make you juiced up.
46:42 - That's like a terminology you use,
46:45 like, yo, he comes over the middle,
46:46 you fucking kiss him.
46:47 - Yeah, you gotta get him, kiss him, yeah, yeah.
46:48 But it's just funny written out,
46:50 like we're gonna kiss him 11 times every time he does it.
46:53 So, little kiss ball strategy.
46:56 I'll take the Jets plus seven.
46:57 - Dave?
46:58 - Eagles.
46:59 - Eagles, okay.
47:00 Sunday night football, Dan, the Giants at the Bills.
47:02 The Bills favored by 14.
47:05 - Yeah, you have to take the Bills.
47:06 I don't wanna take the Bills.
47:07 14 points is a lot of points,
47:08 but the Giants are the worst team in the NFL.
47:12 - They're so bad.
47:13 Dave?
47:13 - Very bad.
47:15 - I agree, especially I don't like the Bills
47:17 coming back from London.
47:18 I always, we talk about those travel games,
47:20 but Dan gave that stat earlier, that close cover.
47:24 What was it?
47:26 - If you don't take a bye after a travel,
47:30 it's happened 11 times after coming home from London
47:33 and all 11 times the team has been tied
47:37 or trailing in the fourth quarter.
47:38 - So you look at that stat,
47:39 that's a 14 point spread, I'll take the Giants.
47:42 - That's fair.
47:43 - Will?
47:44 - BC, you are operating at a level that is impressive.
47:48 And I wanted to go Bills, but now I think I go--
47:50 - Well, I decided myself, I decided myself.
47:53 - Well, smart guy, just, I know you don't wanna
47:55 give me credit.
47:56 - He actually--
47:57 - I statted myself.
47:58 - He took the Bills.
47:59 - I know I statted myself.
48:00 - Yeah, I know, I know, but the stats,
48:03 the research that's being done,
48:04 I'm going with the Giants.
48:06 I can't help that he makes--
48:06 - Yeah, no, you guys are using my own stat again.
48:08 You're using my own stat again.
48:10 - You have to give me the credit.
48:11 - You didn't let me finish.
48:12 You said, oh, hang on, hang on, whoa, whoa, whoa.
48:14 - There you go, hey, BC, you're operating a level
48:17 we've never seen before.
48:18 - That's true, that's fact.
48:20 - But he didn't even use his own stat.
48:21 - I'm so smart, I'm killing myself with my own stat.
48:23 - I heard the story.
48:24 - Or he just thinks the Giants are that bad.
48:26 - Dave, you heard the stat?
48:27 - I connected it, and it said 14 points.
48:30 You're saying, that's why I said,
48:31 wait, repeat what you said.
48:32 The team's been either tired or trailing,
48:34 going to the fourth every time,
48:35 coming back from one after another.
48:36 There's a 14 point spread.
48:38 There's two touchdowns.
48:39 I put it together.
48:41 Dan had puzzle pieces he couldn't fit them together.
48:44 - Or maybe he thinks the Giants are that bad.
48:46 - I do think the Giants are that bad,
48:47 but Dave is kind of right.
48:48 I did forget about my stat.
48:49 He's like, I'm the first edition of the computer.
48:52 I can get the stat, collect the stats.
48:54 He's the second edition.
48:55 He can actually disseminate them.
48:57 - And that was a very heads up play to ask
48:59 and get clarity and be like, this is a no brainer.
49:01 We're going Giants.
49:03 That was a heads up play,
49:03 'cause now that he said the stat out loud,
49:05 he's probably thinking, shit.
49:06 - Oh, I fucked myself.
49:07 - Not only that, the stat couldn't work more perfectly.
49:11 - Yeah, and it made a gigantic spread.
49:13 - And I never hear that stat if you don't ask the question.
49:16 - Correct.
49:17 - I'm rocking with Dave.
49:18 - You're rocking with Dave.
49:18 - All right, thank you.
49:20 - Right, you were like, I'm rocking with you, BC.
49:22 He's like, no, he had the other thing.
49:24 - Dan, are you sticking with it, even with this stat?
49:26 - Yeah, I have to.
49:27 I did advisors on Wednesday.
49:29 I'm fine.
49:30 - Hey, you've already done it once.
49:31 Why not just switch it?
49:32 - No, 'cause I think you're only allowed one.
49:34 And I did my one.
49:35 I can't do, you can't be the guy who takes multiple picks
49:38 on every show and like, 'cause there is a world
49:40 where I could just.
49:41 - You can.
49:42 - I could just bet against myself every show.
49:44 - 'Cause after this week could be the week where you're like,
49:46 I knew I was thinking.
49:47 - I'm gonna say right now,
49:50 I'm gonna go six and 10 this week.
49:53 Next week, I'm gonna be great.
49:54 - Okay.
49:56 Time for three bad opinions.
49:57 - It's funny to say that out loud and be like,
49:59 I have the ability to change that right now.
50:01 - You do, but you're a man of honor.
50:03 - But I'm not.
50:04 - Okay, Dan, three bad opinions.
50:06 - I don't know if this is a bad opinion you guys tell me.
50:08 Kirk Cousins getting traded to the Falcons?
50:12 - I think that's a bad opinion.
50:14 - That's a bad opinion.
50:15 - I think so.
50:16 - I don't think they're gonna give up on Riddler yet.
50:18 - Oh, I think they're gonna give up on Riddler.
50:20 - Wasn't he drafted last year?
50:23 - Two years ago.
50:23 - No, I don't think they're giving up on him yet.
50:25 Desmond Riddler.
50:26 - And if they do, I think Coach Smith
50:29 probably feels all right with Heineke,
50:31 kind of like a Minshew down.
50:32 - Okay, so it's a bad opinion then.
50:35 I was just thinking of where Kirk Cousins could end up going.
50:37 - That's just like deja vu of Matty Ice there in Atlanta.
50:41 - That's true, that's true.
50:43 - And I bet Kirk probably has a say somewhat if he does.
50:46 - Of course he does, but I, oh, Atlanta's perfect for Kirk.
50:50 - That's big brain thinking, Dave.
50:53 - Now everything's gonna be big brain.
50:55 - Like a crowd that's not too crazy.
50:59 Like they are, Matty Ice 2.0, I think it's a good spot.
51:02 - I don't think it's the offense that Kirk would like to be
51:04 and I don't think they--
51:05 - Well, they'd have to change, yeah.
51:07 - Right, they would change and already, yeah.
51:08 - I would assume, yeah, they wouldn't be like,
51:10 hey, Kirk, we're gonna bring you in
51:11 and we're also not gonna run an offense.
51:12 - Yeah, right.
51:13 - You're a piece of shit.
51:14 - Stupid.
51:15 - Okay, bad opinion.
51:16 Anyone else?
51:18 - Anyone else have a bad opinion?
51:18 - I got a bad opinion.
51:19 - Okay, Dave, bad opinion?
51:21 - And we're doing bad opinions.
51:23 - Bad. - Bad.
51:25 - I do not think Matt Jones will win
51:26 a Super Bowl with the Patriots.
51:27 - Oh, okay. - That's a bad opinion.
51:30 - No, that's a good opinion.
51:31 - That's a great opinion.
51:32 - That's a good opinion.
51:33 - We're doing bad opinions.
51:33 - That's a really good opinion.
51:34 - Well, then they get to decide
51:35 if it's a bad opinion or not.
51:36 - That's a good opinion.
51:39 - If Shadour Sanders is available,
51:41 if we have the, I'm going to try to get him on the Patriots.
51:47 - Now that, Dave, think it through for a second,
51:51 'cause I think Shadour Sanders is very good.
51:53 - Me too.
51:54 - What if Shadour Sanders isn't very good?
51:57 - And I have to criticize him?
51:58 - Yeah.
51:59 - You put yourself in a very bad position.
52:01 - Well, I'll say this.
52:02 If it got to the point where Shadour Sanders
52:07 is on the Patriots and I had to criticize him,
52:11 I think it would be a pretty well-known fact
52:14 where I want to stick out at that point
52:15 of me beginning to criticize him.
52:17 I generally am the last guy on the mountaintop, so to speak.
52:22 So if I'm like, "He sucks,"
52:25 I don't think that would be breaking news.
52:27 - Right.
52:27 - So everybody else would have already been saying it.
52:28 - You still can't say Matt Jones thinks.
52:31 - I just, yeah.
52:33 - Well, you said it was a bad opinion.
52:35 - Oh.
52:38 (laughing)
52:40 - Something else happened.
52:41 You got breaking news on his phone.
52:42 - Well, Mincy wants to know how many watches we sold,
52:44 so I gotta get him an update.
52:46 (laughing)
52:47 - Very important for the Ole Miss NIL.
52:48 - I'll call him real quick.
52:50 - Do we have another bad opinion?
52:51 - I think Dallas struggles offensively this week
52:54 against the Chargers,
52:55 who statistically have a bad defense right now,
52:57 and I think when they struggle,
52:59 Dak Prescott is officially on the hot seat,
53:01 whether it's trade talks, whether it's Trey Lance,
53:03 I think he gets on the hot seat.
53:04 - I think that's a good opinion.
53:05 I think Dak Prescott definitely,
53:07 I know it wasn't all his fault against the 49ers,
53:09 like that game was a snowball effect,
53:11 but what's Dak's biggest win
53:14 that he's ever had in a Cowboys uniform?
53:16 I don't know.
53:17 He was in a playoff game, yeah, but like--
53:19 - One, right?
53:20 - They pay him a lot of money,
53:21 and he's the quarterback of the Dallas Cowboys.
53:23 - He sucks, they were better with the other guy.
53:25 - Who, Kuba Rush?
53:27 - Yeah.
53:27 - What photo is that?
53:28 - Kuba Rush was nice.
53:29 - Yeah.
53:30 - What photo is that?
53:32 - I don't know.
53:32 - You look high.
53:33 (laughing)
53:34 - I know, like what we doing?
53:36 - What is that?
53:37 - We're gonna have--
53:38 - Your eyes, dude.
53:39 - I have no clue.
53:39 (laughing)
53:40 - What were your goddamn eyes?
53:41 - That is barely recognizable.
53:43 - Yeah.
53:44 - You look like you need some smelling salts.
53:45 - Kinda looks like Travis Kelsey.
53:46 Kinda looks like Travis Kelsey from where I'm sitting.
53:48 - You're wearing the boys,
53:49 yeah, it's a good boys t-shirt on there.
53:51 - You just can't open your eyes.
53:52 - Yeah, well, I--
53:52 - You conjunctivitis or something?
53:53 - I don't know what's going on there.
53:54 Maybe I caught some ink eye right there.
53:56 - Yeah, okay.
53:58 - Did you dirty back there?
53:59 - I know, Tom.
54:00 - You'll have to talk to Tom after this.
54:01 Let's move to this--
54:02 - Why did you do dirty?
54:02 You see the lead photo
54:03 and this whole fucking wall out here?
54:05 It's horrible.
54:05 - You didn't have anything to do with any of that?
54:07 - No, definitely not.
54:09 - When I saw the office manager, Brett, fucks up again,
54:12 I felt like that was a you thing, no?
54:15 - I'll tell you this, Dave, I dig it.
54:17 I dig, 'cause I see the photos
54:18 and I just think to myself,
54:19 they really fucking did it over here.
54:21 - Right, it's really, really been successful.
54:24 - Yeah.
54:25 - He's not looking at all.
54:25 - I mean, look at the glow up.
54:27 - Yeah, I guess.
54:28 - It's a good reminder of a glow up.
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54:45 - We're the only ones alive, huh?
54:47 - You guys are.
54:48 - It's crazy, the guest chair.
54:49 - Oh yeah, I was, yeah.
54:51 You lost?
54:53 - No, I'm alive.
54:54 - Will's alive.
54:55 - I'm alive.
54:56 - Jerry and I lost.
54:56 - No, you, the guest chair and Will are the only ones alive.
54:59 So yeah, Dan and Jerry lost week one,
55:01 but the guest chair and Will are still alive.
55:03 So Will, I will let you go first.
55:04 Who are you taking for the survivor pull this week?
55:07 - I'm feeling, ah, I don't know if I want to get frisky
55:14 on this one, I'm thinking Chargers.
55:16 - That is a little frisky.
55:18 - It is frisky.
55:19 - It's a frisky move, but I'm thinking Chargers.
55:22 - You're gonna get, so.
55:23 - I'm going fucking Chargers.
55:24 - Chargers?
55:25 - I'm using my Chargers pick.
55:26 - Okay, Dave, guest chair?
55:28 - Raiders.
55:29 - Raiders.
55:30 - Wow.
55:31 - Wow.
55:32 - That's very frisky.
55:33 - Rooting, rooting for him because again, Shador.
55:36 - But not Caleb Williams.
55:38 - It's bizarre watching you just like morph into me.
55:41 - Yeah.
55:43 - You really?
55:43 - It is, it's like, that's, it's very unbecoming of you.
55:45 Is this?
55:46 - Oh, we haven't, oh yeah.
55:47 - I look disgusting when I talk like this.
55:48 - Yeah, no, it is.
55:49 You've been, it's, I've thought,
55:51 it's like what a pathetic, like.
55:52 I thought that for like two decades.
55:55 - It's eye opening for me.
56:00 - Saturday, Saturday's in fall.
56:02 That's what I look forward to.
56:03 - Dan, if you had a hypothetical pick, who would you take?
56:07 - If I had a hypothetical pick,
56:08 I'd probably just take the dolphins,
56:10 even though I might've already taken them.
56:11 - Okay, Jerry?
56:13 - I don't think I used the Ravens yet.
56:15 So I would take the Ravens.
56:16 - Okay.
56:17 - Man, I don't know Jerry.
56:18 - Well, he's a bit.
56:19 - Yeah, I guess he is eliminated.
56:20 I feel that.
56:21 - I want, I need you guys to get out
56:23 so Jerry and I can get back in.
56:24 - It's true, like once, once somebody wins, then.
56:27 - We can reset.
56:27 - Yeah, then they get to play again.
56:29 - Yes.
56:29 - Thank you to Jack and Coke.
56:30 - That's my frisky pick.
56:31 - Oh, by the way, if you're watching this,
56:33 I believe at Soldier Field Chicago this weekend,
56:37 there's going to be a tailgate.
56:39 Jack and Coke is hosting a tailgate.
56:41 I think Nick and Mook are going to be there.
56:43 - Nice.
56:44 - So, thank you to Jack and Coke.
56:44 - Thank you to Jack and Coke.
56:45 All right guys, anything else?
56:47 - No, great week.
56:48 - Great week.
56:49 Thank you, Dave.
56:50 - I need to get back on track.
56:51 I feel like I'm falling behind Dan a little bit.
56:53 - Yeah, you are.
56:54 - I am.
56:55 I am.
56:56 - Next week.
56:57 - I also.
56:58 - Taylor.
56:59 - Taylor, all right.
56:59 Everybody have a great weekend.
57:00 We'll see you then.
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