What's A Message To Your Ex?
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 - He's not gay.
00:01 He does have a huge (beep) though.
00:02 Huge, like eight inches.
00:04 Mine's only like four and a half on a good day.
00:06 - Welcome back to Dirt with Dani.
00:07 My name is Dani Jackal and tonight I'm in Charleston,
00:09 the most humid city in the United States
00:12 and I am asking people to give a message to their ex.
00:15 What's a message to your ex?
00:17 - If she would've let me put it in more holes,
00:19 I probably would've stayed.
00:20 - Okay.
00:21 (laughing)
00:24 What's a message to your ex?
00:25 - You are blocked for a reason.
00:27 - Can we break this down?
00:28 - Men are psycho.
00:29 That's all I have to say.
00:30 - Who broke up with who?
00:31 - I broke up with him after five years.
00:34 (laughing)
00:35 - Were you just bored?
00:36 - Yeah, sorry.
00:37 - What's a message to your ex?
00:39 - Please leave me alone.
00:40 - What happened?
00:41 - That's a confusing question.
00:43 Is there a next question?
00:44 - No, that was it, so.
00:46 What is a message to your ex?
00:49 - Get circumcised, you ogre.
00:52 - Wow.
00:58 What's a message to your ex?
00:59 - Um, (beep) her.
01:01 She's really skinny, too.
01:03 She didn't tell me her body count until after we broke up.
01:08 It was like 35.
01:09 - I was the one with the 35 body count,
01:11 and that's why it didn't work out.
01:12 - No, no, dude, I'm not gay.
01:14 He does have a huge (beep) though.
01:16 Huge, like eight inches.
01:18 Mine's only like four and a half on a good day.
01:21 Five and a half, maybe, I don't know.
01:22 When I take a lot of Adderall, it's only like two.
01:24 - Are you guys dating?
01:25 - We are.
01:26 - Three years.
01:27 - Three years. - That's adorable.
01:28 What is a message to your ex?
01:30 - Yeah, this is happening.
01:34 - What's a message to your ex?
01:35 - Glad you're not here right now,
01:36 and glad I'm not married, and I'm glad you,
01:40 and I'm glad I married someone else now, so.
01:43 - Are you just saying all this
01:44 'cause your wife's looking at you right now?
01:45 - Yeah, yeah, I am.
01:47 - But his wife is really cool.
01:49 - That just didn't sound genuine, but.
01:52 - Oh, yeah.
01:52 - I know you're great.
01:53 Cool, thanks guys.
01:55 What's a message to your ex?
01:56 - Don't smear (beep) on my door.
01:58 - Sounds (beep)
01:59 - Exactly.
02:00 - Are you guys dating?
02:00 - Yeah.
02:01 - What's a message to your ex?
02:03 Is she your rebound?
02:06 - What?
02:07 No, God, no.
02:09 - Oh, okay.
02:09 It's good for you, because then you don't wanna be
02:13 that rebound.
02:14 - No, no, never, I would never be your rebound.
02:15 - Do you guys talk to your exes?
02:16 - What?
02:17 Nah.
02:18 - It's my weekly.
02:19 - What is a message to your ex?
02:20 - I know you're a news anchor,
02:21 so hope you're doing well with that,
02:23 and crushing it up there, you know me.
02:26 - So you're just trying to be nice
02:27 so you don't get canceled.
02:29 - Mostly, yeah.
02:31 - I understand, she got a lot of power.
02:33 - Yeah.
02:34 - Don't (beep) with that.
02:35 What's a message to your ex?
02:36 - You should've told me your dad had cancer.
02:38 - I don't know how to feel about that one.
02:44 - I didn't feel good about it when I heard about it.
02:46 I found out after we broke up.
02:48 - I don't know if I've been there, I don't know.
02:49 - I don't have anything that could even come close to that.
02:52 - What is a message to your ex?
02:54 - I hope you're doing fine, honestly.
02:56 - How mature of you.
02:57 - Thank you.
02:58 - What's a message to your ex?
03:00 - Go (beep) yourself, maybe.
03:01 - Cool.
03:02 - She's a tramp.
03:03 - What's a message to your ex?
03:04 - I was sending that XOX to the world.
03:05 - Sorry, I missed all of that.
03:08 - Well, you got it on video, you'll be able to see it.
03:10 Surely later.
03:11 - You're honestly cracking me up.
03:13 - I hope so.
03:14 - Cracking me up.
03:14 - Okay, how about you, what's a message to your ex?
03:16 - I would say, I hope you're happy.
03:19 - That was like really wholesome.
03:20 What's a message to your ex?
03:22 - I miss you, I love you.
03:25 - He's a simp.
03:26 - What is a message to your ex?
03:27 - (beep) you, I hope you die.
03:29 - Get it all out.
03:31 - He just sucked.
03:32 - What happened?
03:33 - He cheated on me.
03:34 - Oh yeah, no, definitely (beep) him.
03:36 - Yeah.
03:37 - What's a message to your ex?
03:38 - Why you leave me?
03:39 - Still don't have any closure on that?
03:40 - Man, that's a sensitive topic.
03:41 - Sorry, that's--
03:42 - Man, she really left me.
03:44 - You don't know what you did.
03:46 Are you tearing up?
03:47 - I'm not tearing up.
03:48 I've gotta stay strong, you know what I'm saying?
03:49 - Yeah, no, you got this.
03:50 You want a pat on the back?
03:51 - Yeah, that'd be nice.
03:52 - What is a message to your ex?
03:55 - If you don't stop playing (beep) Call of Duty,
03:58 you're never gonna have a family in your entire (beep) life.
04:02 - You get it out, sister.
04:03 What's a message to your ex?
04:05 - (beep) her.
04:06 - Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
04:07 I hope you enjoyed it.
04:08 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
04:10 comment below, subscribe,
04:11 and follow me on the rest of my social platforms.
04:13 And I'll see you in the next video.
04:14 I really need to go take a (beep) shower.
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