Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 Has anyone ever told you guys that you just have the cutest son I've ever seen?
00:05 I just want to grab his face and squeeze it.
00:08 Not this one or the other one?
00:10 Welcome back to my channel.
00:11 My name is Dani Jackal and today I'm at CU Boulder and it's family weekend and I'm going
00:15 to be asking parents, can I date your son?
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00:25 Mom, quick question for you because I just want to make sure it's cool.
00:28 Should I hook up with your son?
00:30 Yes, say yes.
00:32 100%.
00:33 Oh, okay.
00:34 Let me get your number then.
00:35 I don't know what this is.
00:36 I don't know.
00:37 It can be like one and done.
00:38 It doesn't need to be anything serious but I just want to make sure it's cool with mama.
00:41 I don't know.
00:43 Okay, well.
00:44 We'll be in touch then.
00:46 Yeah.
00:47 Love you.
00:48 Love you too.
00:49 Did you create this beautiful creature?
00:50 Yes, we did.
00:51 Oh my gosh.
00:52 Do you know the creature?
00:53 Hi.
00:54 I think I just fell in love.
00:55 Oh.
00:56 I like how they build these drills.
00:57 Thank you.
00:59 What's your name?
01:00 I'm your future daughter-in-law.
01:01 Oh, hey.
01:02 Nice to meet you.
01:03 Nice to meet you.
01:04 Is it okay if I get your son's number?
01:05 Go for it.
01:06 What are you studying?
01:07 Business.
01:08 How about you?
01:09 Chemistry.
01:10 Oh, I think we have some of that.
01:11 Yeah.
01:12 Are you a police?
01:13 I am not.
01:14 Because it should be illegal for your son to look this good.
01:15 Thank you.
01:16 Can I get your number?
01:17 Well, if it's cool with the parents.
01:18 Yeah, sure.
01:19 Is it cool with you guys?
01:20 Yeah.
01:21 Okay.
01:22 It's got to make sure mommy and dad are happy.
01:23 Yeah.
01:24 Okay.
01:25 It's got to make sure mommy and daddy are on the same side, you know?
01:30 What's your name?
01:32 Danny.
01:33 Oh my God, same.
01:34 Your name is Danny as well?
01:35 That's like a match made in heaven.
01:36 There's no way I just met my Danny.
01:37 Should we name her Kid Danny too?
01:38 A kid?
01:39 Then we can have like a squad of Dannys.
01:40 Mr. Danny Jr.?
01:41 Yeah.
01:42 Might as well.
01:43 Okay, cute.
01:44 I'll hit you up.
01:45 Sounds good.
01:46 See ya.
01:47 You too.
01:48 Where do you get that pizza?
01:49 Oh, we got it at Alice's.
01:50 I was just wondering, like, any way I could get a pizza?
01:51 I mean, look at your son, just pizza dad.
01:58 Nah.
01:59 Is that one more?
02:00 It's all good.
02:01 Thank you.
02:02 We're good.
02:03 Oh, okay.
02:04 Sorry, I just can't stop taking my eyes off you and I just want to see if it's cool with
02:11 the rent, if I could go out with you.
02:14 Sure, you can take my number.
02:17 Okay.
02:18 Yeah.
02:19 Cool.
02:20 Okay.
02:21 So, what's up?
02:22 Did you supply the sperm to this genetically gifted young man?
02:23 It was me.
02:24 Oh my gosh, that's awesome.
02:25 Any way I could date your son?
02:26 Yes.
02:27 And even mama, is it cool with you?
02:28 Yes.
02:29 Absolutely.
02:30 Okay.
02:31 Can we get pictures with you guys?
02:32 Yeah.
02:33 Is this our holiday card already?
02:34 Can you take one?
02:35 I would love that.
02:36 Thank you.
02:37 Should we get some mom and some dad?
02:38 We could.
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