Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 - F it, baby.
00:04 (upbeat music)
00:07 Welcome back to Dirt with Dani.
00:09 My name is Dani Jackal,
00:10 and today I'm at the University of Alabama,
00:12 and I'm gonna be having people give me
00:13 their most fire pickup line.
00:14 Speaking of fire, this episode is presented to you
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00:17 Take any event to the next level,
00:18 say F it and free your fire with Fireball.
00:20 Enjoy the video.
00:21 What is your most fire pickup line?
00:23 - Free.
00:24 - Getting a pretty girl like this is,
00:25 look her in the eye and maybe give her like a little,
00:28 (imitates cat meowing)
00:29 - I needed a little bit of (beep)
00:30 and I was like, you know,
00:31 I'm gonna have to do what it takes here.
00:33 - I think you did the job.
00:34 Give me a fire pickup line.
00:36 - Fire pickup, oh Jesus Christ.
00:38 So I was (beep) my sister, right?
00:39 And she said, "You (beep) like that."
00:41 And I said, "That's what mom said."
00:42 - Thank you.
00:45 What's a fire pickup line?
00:46 A good like 3 a.m., what you doing?
00:48 - Hey, you got BD?
00:50 - I mean-- - I wanna (beep) right now.
00:51 I can tell that you have a big (beep)
00:54 inside of your pants and I'm going to (beep)
00:56 - This is why we don't get men, okay?
00:58 Give me a fire pickup line.
00:59 - Probably be like, "I'm worth a couple hundred million."
01:02 - I figured that'd be something like that.
01:04 - What's yours?
01:04 - Do you like pizza?
01:05 - I get it.
01:07 - 'Cause I want a pizza that (beep)
01:08 - Right, oh well, I didn't see it going there, but--
01:11 - I thought you knew the joke, that's why.
01:13 - No, no, I didn't.
01:14 - Oh, okay.
01:14 - I get it and that would probably work too.
01:17 - Great, thank you.
01:18 - You're welcome.
01:19 - What's your most fire pickup line?
01:20 - Do you know how to spell me?
01:21 - Oh, M-E?
01:22 - Yeah, but that's not right.
01:23 It's M-E-D.
01:24 - What?
01:25 - It's M-E-D.
01:26 - What do you mean?
01:27 I actually don't understand the joke here.
01:29 - What?
01:30 - M-E-D?
01:31 - You say there's not a D in me,
01:34 and then I say not yet.
01:36 - Yeah, so that could've been smoother.
01:39 I think we just say F it, we crack one, knock it back.
01:43 What is your most fire pickup line?
01:45 - Are you kidding?
01:46 I don't pick up people.
01:48 - What'd you use on him?
01:49 - She is merely a friend, so--
01:54 - But you want something more than a friendship.
01:56 - I'm gonna say no.
01:57 (laughing)
01:59 - That's his wife, and that's my boyfriend.
02:01 - Oh, well that's--
02:02 - See that guy over there?
02:03 He's so much bigger than me, no.
02:05 - Only no because he's so much bigger than you.
02:07 - He's also like 30 years younger than me.
02:09 - That would be too much.
02:09 - We don't like Texas fans.
02:11 - So there's some sexual tension here.
02:12 - No.
02:13 - What's your most fire pickup line?
02:15 - Girl, you (beep) with that (beep)?
02:17 - That's good.
02:18 - I mean, hey, I think it works about 60% of the time.
02:20 - I mean, that's like not a bad success rate.
02:22 - I would think so too.
02:23 - Does she ever come back with you being like,
02:25 yeah, daddy, all diarrhea in your mouth?
02:27 - If she's pretty (beep) good looking, we'll consider it.
02:30 - Good to know.
02:31 - What's a fire pickup line?
02:31 - You know you gotta smell good, you bring 'em in,
02:34 you hug 'em, that's how I get every single dude.
02:36 They say, oh, you're so soft, you give the best hug.
02:39 Yeah, of course I do, like look at me, I'm a big girl.
02:41 Girl, I give the best hug.
02:43 - I mean, fine, I'll take a hug.
02:45 - Is that not the best hug you ever had?
02:47 - No, that's comfy, oh, that's good.
02:48 - Oh, yeah, yeah.
02:49 - Yeah, that's real good, yes.
02:51 - Now you wanna (beep) me.
02:52 - I 100%.
02:53 (laughing)
02:54 - What's your best pickup line?
02:55 - Honestly, I'm just kind of a (beep) and it works.
02:58 - I mean, you are what you eat.
03:00 - She's right.
03:01 (laughing)
03:03 - I was kinda joking, but.
03:04 - Oh, man.
03:05 - What is your best pickup line?
03:06 - I am a cool mom.
03:08 - So that's your pickup line?
03:09 - I think so, yeah.
03:10 - What makes you a cool mom?
03:11 - I drink 'em under the table,
03:12 and then I make them breakfast.
03:14 - Oh, so you're really cool.
03:15 How about you, what's your most fire pickup line?
03:18 - I'd probably introduce them to my mom.
03:20 - What's a fire pickup line?
03:21 - It depends on your scene.
03:22 You gotta look around and figure out where you're at,
03:25 and it's gotta make sense for the environment.
03:27 Like, if I were here,
03:28 and I was trying to pick up an Alabama girl,
03:29 I'd be like, "Are you still dating your brother?"
03:32 Or like, "Do you wanna go on a date or no?"
03:34 - That's an automatic sell.
03:35 - You gotta take 'em on a nice date after that, though.
03:38 - Anything than what the family outing
03:39 would be in general, right?
03:41 - I don't need to go to the park
03:42 and have your overcooked hot dogs.
03:44 - What's a fire pickup line?
03:46 - I normally just say I work at Barstool Sports.
03:48 - Pantywetter.
03:49 - People love when you say that.
03:51 - What's a fire pickup line?
03:52 - You gotta use the rose at the end,
03:54 or it don't work,
03:55 but a whole deck of cards and I'll pull a queen.
03:58 - Are you talking about a DM?
03:59 - Yeah, DM, Tinder, mostly.
04:01 - I don't know what kind of girls you're talking to,
04:03 but that is awful.
04:05 - Never know.
04:05 - You got a girlfriend?
04:06 - I do not.
04:07 - Clearly hasn't worked out well.
04:09 - I don't want a girlfriend.
04:10 - Keep up with that pickup line, you won't get one.
04:12 - You're right, you're right, you're right.
04:13 - How about you, what's a fire pickup line?
04:15 - If I'm on Instagram or Tinder,
04:17 I'm going capital letters, numbers,
04:19 the most random thing I can think of.
04:20 And then I'm gonna say, you may wanna remember that.
04:23 They're gonna text back, what is that?
04:25 So that means I'm getting an answer back.
04:26 - Smart thinking.
04:27 - And then I'll say,
04:28 that is the wifi password to the house,
04:30 but if you give me your number,
04:32 I can just share it with you, make it easier.
04:33 It's gonna work every time.
04:35 - That's (beep) creative.
04:36 Take notes, my guy.
04:37 (laughing)
04:38 - Yeah.
04:39 - What's a fire pickup line?
04:40 - Are you my cousin?
04:41 'Cause I wanna (beep) you.
04:42 - Orange down, baby!
04:45 (screaming)
04:46 Road title of my cousin!
04:47 (screaming)
04:48 Hook 'em, baby!
04:49 (screaming)
04:52 Bring up your real fast and to the left, baby!
04:55 (screaming)
04:56 - That was great, that was good.
04:59 That was awesome.
04:59 - What's a fire pickup line?
05:01 - Pretty much you gotta ask somebody where they're from.
05:03 Me personally, I'm from Alabama.
05:05 I'm a country (beep) girl.
05:07 Dirt road, you know, if you didn't know
05:10 that my road was there, you wouldn't know that I was there.
05:13 - Yep.
05:13 - So you pretty much, you know,
05:14 I'm a country (beep) town.
05:15 Ozark, Alabama, you probably never heard of it.
05:17 - Nope.
05:18 - I'm gonna show 'em what a country girl really like.
05:20 - Okay.
05:21 - Oh yeah, no, I'm gonna show you what a down home,
05:23 dirty, like country, dirt road girl, that's me.
05:27 - That's hot.
05:28 - White peach cobbler, like sweet tea.
05:30 - Oh (beep)
05:31 - Chicken pot pie, yeah, yeah!
05:33 - Yeah.
05:34 - Congrease.
05:35 - Yes.
05:35 - Turkey necks!
05:37 (laughing)
05:38 - Grease beans, tomato, potato.
05:40 (laughing)
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