Are You My Baby's Daddy?
Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 We looking for your baby daddy, we looking for your baby mom.
00:02 He's at the door.
00:02 Okay.
00:03 We can go over there.
00:05 You want to find your father?
00:06 Yeah.
00:06 Right now.
00:07 Okay, I'm down. Let's do it.
00:08 Fenty on lips?
00:09 Yeah.
00:10 Fenty on lips?
00:11 Thank you.
00:11 Baby father, let's go.
00:12 Let's do it.
00:12 Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani Jackal.
00:14 And today I'm in Miami Beach and I'm going to be finding this baby's dad.
00:17 Also, this baby is not real, so don't get too crazy.
00:19 Enjoy the video.
00:20 Hold on one sec.
00:21 I'm Dani.
00:22 No.
00:23 No, I know who you are.
00:24 Oh yeah?
00:25 Please tell me you remember.
00:27 No.
00:28 Not one bit.
00:30 That night.
00:31 That night?
00:32 First time I munched boot.
00:34 You're doing the most right now.
00:37 Do you not realize that I've been looking all over for you like I've been trying to...
00:42 Sweetie, I'm infertile.
00:43 Wrong dude.
00:47 Wrong dude.
00:48 Hi.
00:53 How you doing?
00:54 Good.
00:55 Honestly, I'd be better if I knew who the dad was.
00:59 I've been looking for him.
01:01 That's right.
01:02 You know where he at. Don't come over here with that.
01:04 You know where he at.
01:05 Oh no.
01:06 Are you him?
01:07 Nah, stop talking about your friend.
01:09 I'm just trying to find the daddy.
01:12 Go ahead, but we fine.
01:13 We ain't in for downhill.
01:15 Go ahead, we fine.
01:16 I ain't even want to touch this.
01:17 We fine.
01:18 I'm Dani.
01:19 Hello, Dani.
01:20 What have you been eating?
01:24 Hi.
01:25 You know...
01:27 What?
01:28 Sorry, I was joking.
01:29 Well, I do eat a lot of unhealthy food.
01:33 Oh, okay.
01:34 But you're not...
01:35 You're pregnant, right?
01:36 No, I'm not.
01:38 Seriously?
01:39 Yeah.
01:41 I really, honestly just need a workout.
01:44 Really?
01:45 Okay.
01:46 So why have you stopped?
01:48 Do I really look pregnant?
01:50 Only a little bit.
01:53 Yikes.
01:54 This...
01:56 Yeah, nope.
01:57 I've just been eating a little too many cookies.
01:59 Oh, okay.
02:00 Wow, this is...
02:03 That was kind of...
02:06 That was kind of awkward.
02:10 No, that was kind of rude.
02:11 That was a little bit weirdo.
02:13 You know, a little...
02:14 A little weird.
02:15 Possibly.
02:16 Anyway, what can I do for you?
02:18 Not going to apologize or anything?
02:20 Yeah, sorry if I...
02:21 Nah, yeah, no worries.
02:22 I'm just kidding, I'm pregnant.
02:23 Have a good one.
02:24 Do you have any idea where the daddy is to this?
02:30 To your baby?
02:31 Yeah.
02:32 How far along are you?
02:34 He out in Miami.
02:36 Okay.
02:37 Looking for a hoochie mommy.
02:38 Yeah, no, I think he did...
02:39 With her baby daddy.
02:41 You definitely looking for the hoochie daddy.
02:43 Yeah, no, he dipped for sure.
02:44 Me, if you don't know where the baby daddy is,
02:46 that (bleep) over there, he find that (bleep) on.
02:48 You see him over there?
02:49 Can you set me up?
02:50 I gave him my kid, free.
02:52 Come on, he find that daddy on.
02:53 Come on, let's go.
02:54 Okay, okay.
02:55 I'm going to find her baby daddy with that guy right there.
02:57 I need some wing woman action right now.
02:59 That's a pregnant girl, I'm not with it.
03:01 Come on, let's go.
03:02 I don't want him right now.
03:03 The pregnant girl.
03:04 Look, look, look, he have him too.
03:05 We helping too.
03:06 She said he have fun, but she don't get a fun Nigerian man.
03:08 The pregnant white girl.
03:09 Over there.
03:10 I'm down for whatever.
03:11 Who you got pregnant for?
03:12 A black (bleep) for sure.
03:13 Honestly, it was a blurry night.
03:14 I don't...
03:15 See how big she carrying?
03:16 That's definitely a black (bleep)
03:17 That's a black baby.
03:19 That's a black baby for sure.
03:20 Biracial.
03:21 Oh my God, who's looking for her?
03:23 You looking for your baby daddy,
03:24 and he looking for his baby mom.
03:25 He look more.
03:26 Okay, we can go over there.
03:28 You going to find her baby father?
03:29 Yeah.
03:30 Right now.
03:31 Okay, I'm down, let's do it.
03:32 Fenty on lips?
03:33 Yeah.
03:34 Fenty on lips, baby father, let's go.
03:35 Let's do it.
03:36 We're not going with a pregnant woman.
03:37 Friend, you're drunk, you got to find the baby daddy.
03:39 She's going to help us find her baby daddy, let's go.
03:41 Thank you guys, let's do it.
03:42 How's it going?
03:43 I'm good.
03:44 Do you need help?
03:45 Yeah.
03:46 I'm trying to find the baby's dad.
03:47 Oh, where is he?
03:48 I might be looking at him.
03:51 I don't think so.
03:54 I don't think so.
03:55 Are you sure?
03:56 I'm quite sure, yeah.
03:57 You might, it was a blurry night.
04:00 No, I only got here two days ago.
04:02 Yeah, that's definitely more than two days old.
04:06 Yeah, I get that.
04:07 Any way you could point me in the right direction?
04:10 Well, you might need a first name.
04:13 Me?
04:14 You might need a first name for the guy you're looking for.
04:16 Oh, couldn't tell you that one.
04:18 I don't even know what this one's name is yet.
04:20 It's a very particular conversation we're having right now.
04:24 Are you thinking that maybe, you know, like would you want to be the dad, hypothetically?
04:31 Hypothetically, surely no.
04:34 Oh, okay.
04:35 That's a sure no.
04:36 I thought maybe that would, okay.
04:38 So, never mind.
04:40 Hi.
04:41 How are you doing?
04:42 Quick question.
04:43 Uh-huh.
04:44 Are you the dad?
04:45 Am I the dad of what?
04:46 This.
04:47 The dad of your baby?
04:48 Yeah.
04:49 What's your name?
04:51 Tony.
04:52 Tony, nice to meet you.
04:53 What's yours?
04:54 Mommy.
04:55 Are you the daddy, maybe?
04:57 Clearly pregnant.
04:58 Yeah.
04:59 Is that real or is this a joke?
05:01 I mean, do you want to feel our baby, give it a kick?
05:04 Holy s***.
05:06 Tony, you know I've been, you know I know you.
05:08 I've been looking for you.
05:09 Oh, really?
05:10 Yeah, and I've--
05:11 Tell me about it.
05:12 You know, I did not realize that I've been low-key following you because you are the
05:15 father of my child.
05:16 Oh, okay.
05:17 And we're having this together.
05:18 You can't just get away.
05:19 Oh, my God.
05:20 I'm such a bad father, though.
05:21 Yeah.
05:22 I'm sorry.
05:23 Like, hello.
05:24 How are you?
05:25 Good.
05:26 It's been a while.
05:27 Yeah.
05:28 How long have you been in Miami?
05:29 Well, you owe me money, Tony.
05:30 Oh, really?
05:31 Don't just--you can't just think you're having a kid and then not pay them bills, dog.
05:36 You're right.
05:37 So, what's good?
05:38 I'm good.
05:39 Where are you from?
05:40 Can I have $100?
05:41 You can call it on me.
05:42 I just took my phone.
05:43 Let's go back.
05:44 I know where your place is.
05:45 Okay.
05:46 Let's go.
05:47 Where do I live?
05:48 Come.
05:49 Follow me.
05:50 What are you doing?
05:51 I'm getting a workout in.
05:52 What's up with you?
05:53 Why are you staring at me like that?
05:54 Because I have a question.
05:55 What's up?
05:56 I feel like you might be him.
05:57 Why do you say that?
05:58 Are you the daddy of this baby?
05:59 Oh, hey.
06:00 No?
06:01 No, I'm not your daddy.
06:02 We might need to do a paternity test.
06:03 You're a (bleep) liar.
06:04 Well, if you want my money, you can have it.
06:05 I'm not your daddy.
06:06 I'm not your daddy.
06:07 I'm not your daddy.
06:08 You're a (bleep) liar.
06:09 Well, if you want my number, just ask.
06:12 Are you pregnant?
06:13 Yeah, and?
06:14 You don't like MILFs?
06:15 Are you scared of me?
06:16 What?
06:17 I said, right?
06:18 Are you scared?
06:19 Are you trying to assert your dominance by getting up higher than me?
06:20 No, I'm about to work out.
06:21 You want to work out?
06:22 Sure.
06:23 Let's lift some weights.
06:24 I'm already lifting a 10-pounder right here.
06:25 Cute doggie.
06:26 Oh, God.
06:27 Oh, he's fighting.
06:28 Oh.
06:29 I was like, "Wait, he's going to attack me."
06:30 I didn't know if you were going to attack me.
06:31 I'm not going to attack you.
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07:25 Of your baby?
07:26 Maybe.
07:27 No.
07:28 Okay.
07:29 Do you want to be?
07:30 He's enough of a child for me already.
07:32 Yeah, well I figured you have some practice, so why not just run it back?
07:35 It's not only practice.
07:37 I feel like it used up all of my fatherhood, so I don't have any left to give.
07:40 Okay.
07:41 And I want to be able to give.
07:42 Yeah.
07:43 Okay.
07:44 Who got you pregnant?
07:45 I was curious about the same thing.
07:47 You don't know who got you pregnant?
07:48 I thought it would maybe...
07:50 I don't know.
07:51 Oh.
07:52 Okay.
07:53 I don't know.
07:54 I'm not sure we...
07:55 I can only have one kid at a time, you know.
07:56 Why are you pregnant?
07:57 Huh?
07:58 Why are you pregnant?
07:59 Shh.
08:00 Move over a little bit.
08:01 Move over a little bit.
08:02 Oh, wait, what?
08:03 Why are you pregnant?
08:04 I don't know.
08:05 You tell me.
08:06 I woke up one day, and I was like, holy [expletive] You look just like him.
08:07 Like who?
08:08 You look like Professor from Money Heist, but you also look like the father of my baby.
08:09 Okay.
08:10 Yeah.
08:11 Okay.
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08:42 I know.
08:43 Jamar.
08:44 Weirdly enough, I'm actually not pregnant, nor do I eat a lot of cookies.
08:49 I'm gluten free.
08:50 This is all fake.
08:51 I'm just filming a video, messing around.
08:52 I'm filming a video.
08:53 Where?
08:54 He's over there by the tree.
08:55 Where's that belly of yours?
08:58 It's a fake belly.
08:59 What if it was mine, though?
09:00 I thought you said it was mine.
09:01 You're the one who said it.
09:02 What if it was my real belly?
09:03 Which is whom?
09:04 Right there.
09:05 Isn't it cool?
09:08 You guys appear in the video.
09:09 Yeah.
09:10 You're looking at me.
09:11 You know.
09:12 Isn't it cool if you're in the video?
09:13 Yeah.
09:14 It's fake, baby.
09:15 It feels real, though, yeah?
09:16 You can feel the belly?
09:17 Yeah, I've never felt pregnant belly, so I was like, "What the f***?"
09:19 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
09:21 I hope you enjoyed it.
09:22 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up, comment below, and subscribe.
09:25 And don't forget to watch the rest of my pregnant videos on my YouTube channel.
09:28 And I'll see you in the next one.
09:29 Bye.
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