Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
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00:00 (upbeat music)
00:02 Welcome back to my channel.
00:05 My name is Dani Jackal,
00:06 and this is the dumb (beep) at home depot prank.
00:08 Oh no.
00:10 - Oh no.
00:11 - I just dropped my nails.
00:13 Speaking of nails, you should nail me.
00:16 - Oh yeah?
00:16 That'd be pretty sweet.
00:18 - I mean, I guess.
00:19 Do you need these?
00:21 - No.
00:24 - Well now you--
00:25 - I got nailed.
00:26 - Well you can, yeah, exactly.
00:27 - What a great day.
00:28 - I mean, if you need my number instead of the nails.
00:31 - Oh, okay.
00:32 Gotta go.
00:32 - The nails then?
00:33 - Yeah.
00:34 - Okay.
00:35 - I appreciate you, though.
00:36 - Yeah, I appreciate you. - You are pretty gorgeous.
00:37 - Thank you.
00:37 See ya.
00:38 I was wondering where the tools are.
00:39 - Tools will be down 15% to 20%.
00:42 - Okay.
00:43 Do you think they're like brunette or blonde?
00:46 I'm--
00:47 I'm just looking for like the (beep) bags here.
00:51 Isn't that, not what?
00:54 Do you not have them?
00:57 It's the biggest toolbox in America, no?
00:59 Okay.
01:02 I mean, you kinda, I mean, you work here,
01:04 you must fit the criteria.
01:06 Okay.
01:07 Should I get your number?
01:09 - Sure.
01:09 - Okay, cool.
01:11 What's your name?
01:12 - Ben.
01:13 - Ben?
01:13 Oh my gosh, that's my brother's name.
01:15 But I probably won't think of him when I'm talking to you.
01:18 - That's true.
01:19 - Yeah.
01:20 Unless you want me to.
01:21 You know, some people are--
01:22 - Maybe we--
01:23 - Okay, okay, okay.
01:24 Cool, well I'll call you.
01:25 You wanna screw?
01:27 - Do I wanna screw?
01:28 - Yeah.
01:29 - What?
01:33 - Yeah.
01:36 I mean, I think you're cute.
01:37 - Thank you.
01:40 - You're welcome.
01:42 - You just do this, go up to, asking people in stores?
01:45 - I mean, no, but since we're in a tool shop,
01:49 I mean, you look like quite the tool yourself,
01:51 so I figure why not?
01:52 - I'm flattered, but I'm okay.
01:55 - Okay, so you don't wanna screw?
01:57 - Nah, I think I'm good.
02:02 - I mean, you're in the sections.
02:03 I just figure I'd help you out, but--
02:05 - Well, I appreciate it.
02:06 - Of course, I appreciate your face.
02:08 - Okay, you're very pretty yourself.
02:10 - Thank you.
02:11 You don't want my number?
02:13 - Do you want mine?
02:14 - Don't twist my drill, yes.
02:18 - Okay.
02:19 - What?
02:20 - You can take it down.
02:20 - Okay, how do you build?
02:22 - I'm sorry?
02:25 - How do you build?
02:26 - You're joking, right?
02:30 - No, I like, just try to look the part to fit in here,
02:34 because I really just wanna learn how to build
02:37 a little bird's nest for my birdie.
02:39 - I think you're looking for more than building.
02:42 - What?
02:43 How dare you accuse me of something like that?
02:47 Hi. - Oh, sorry.
02:51 - Hi, um, do you wanna screw?
02:54 (suspenseful music)
02:57 Do you wanna screw?
03:00 You don't need it?
03:03 - No, thank you.
03:04 - Oh, I just figured you're like,
03:07 you know, we got a hose, screw, this, no.
03:12 - I'm good, I'm good, thank you.
03:13 - Okay, you don't want my number then?
03:15 - No, thank you.
03:16 - You don't want anything?
03:17 - No, I mean--
03:18 - No part of me?
03:18 - No, I'm good.
03:19 - Oh no, I just dropped something.
03:23 It would be so horrible if I couldn't pick them up.
03:27 Maybe I should get some help.
03:32 Okay.
03:37 You got wood?
03:40 - Yeah.
03:42 - Okay, can I have some?
03:44 I just need to borrow some.
03:48 - It's only, it's only natural.
03:52 - Okay, I just like tools like yourself, so.
03:55 I guess I'm in the wrong section, but.
03:57 I can just get your number instead.
04:03 - If you want to.
04:05 - Okay, cool.
04:06 Yeah, I can probably show you the ropes.
04:12 They'll do something if you're really feeling it.
04:17 Thanks.
04:17 - Seems like it.
04:20 - Okay, bye.
04:21 - Bye.
04:21 - I want a screw.
04:22 You don't need it.
04:27 You already have another tool?
04:28 - Yeah, I do.
04:29 - Yeah.
04:30 Is this, how do I work this?
04:33 - I think you need a...
04:41 Looks like this opens up and you cut along
04:51 the scored line.
04:52 - Can you teach me?
04:54 - I've never seen this before, so I couldn't teach you, but.
04:59 - Okay, so you don't want to hang out.
05:01 Okay, do you need help?
05:06 - Nope.
05:07 - I'm pretty good with my hands.
05:10 - Thank you very much.
05:11 - Yeah, okay, well, see ya.
05:13 Oh, someone wants a screw.
05:15 - I'm just working on getting stuff done lately.
05:19 - Okay, can you add me to your to-do list?
05:22 - Sorry, I got somebody already.
05:24 - Oh, okay.
05:25 How do you build?
05:26 - How do you build?
05:29 - Yeah.
05:30 - What do you mean build?
05:31 - Like a little wooden bird's nest,
05:34 like a little house for my bird.
05:37 - Generally speaking, you can just go online
05:43 and just find and plan for.
05:46 - Oh, really?
05:47 It's just that easy?
05:48 - Yeah.
05:49 There's enough amateur builders who can probably just--
05:53 - You're calling me amateur?
05:55 - Amateur.
05:56 - What are you doing?
05:58 - Just hanging out.
06:00 What are you doing?
06:01 - Working.
06:02 - Okay. - What are you building?
06:05 - Whatever you want.
06:06 - What is this?
06:07 - Maybe a house for you and I one day.
06:08 Thoughts?
06:11 - Not looking to settle down right now, so.
06:16 - Okay, we can build a place to just hang out for one time
06:18 and never talk again.
06:19 - Where'd the camera go?
06:23 - It's right there.
06:24 I'm just (beep) around.
06:25 So I'm actually messing around.
06:26 I'm filming a video, getting people's reactions.
06:28 It's like being a dumb (beep) at Home Depot.
06:29 - Right on.
06:30 I was like so confused.
06:32 - Is it cool if you appear in the video?
06:33 - Of course.
06:34 - Thank you.
06:35 Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
06:35 I hope you enjoyed it.
06:36 And if you did, please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
06:38 comment below, subscribe to my channel,
06:40 as well as the rest of my social platforms,
06:41 and be sure to go check out the rest
06:43 of the Dumb (beep) video series,
06:44 and I'll see you in the next video.
06:45 Bye.
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