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Dani Jackel | Dirt With Dani
Transcript
00:00 Wait, what are you doing?
00:02 - Ow!
00:03 - Welcome back to my channel.
00:04 My name is Dani Jackal, and today I'm in New York City
00:07 and I'm with the Mean Girls,
00:08 and we are gonna be fighting over guys.
00:10 Also, this episode is brought to you
00:11 by Barstool Sports merch store,
00:13 so don't forget to go to store.barstoolsports.com
00:16 to get some cute merch like this.
00:17 Enjoy the video.
00:18 You just look so handsome, you know?
00:20 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:22 I said dibs on coat.
00:24 - Yeah, well, I got there faster.
00:26 - Can I have your number?
00:27 - Well, here, actually.
00:28 You can just put my number in instead.
00:30 - Do mine.
00:31 - No, really, do mine.
00:32 - Tell 'em about your disease
00:33 and see if he still wants your phone number.
00:35 - Yeah, it's called OCT, obsessive compulsive twerking.
00:40 - No, that's not true.
00:41 - Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:44 You should just smell her armpits and you'll pass out.
00:46 - We're not fighting over you.
00:47 I call dibs on you.
00:48 It's not even a fight.
00:49 It's not a fight if I already won.
00:50 - It's really not a fight because it's so easy
00:52 to just put your fingers in my--
00:53 - Oh!
00:54 - Wow.
00:58 - No, no, give him my phone.
01:00 Give him my phone back.
01:00 - No, give him my phone.
01:01 - No, you give him my phone.
01:03 Give him my phone.
01:04 - No, I'm gonna throw yours in the (beep) water
01:05 is what I'm gonna do.
01:06 - Would you go get it for me?
01:07 Should I throw it in the water?
01:08 - Sure.
01:09 You gotta throw each other's.
01:10 - Don't we--
01:11 - Well, would you go save me if I jump in there and get it?
01:13 - I think we look cute together.
01:14 Let's take a selfie and see how cute we look together.
01:17 - Okay, well, let's take a selfie
01:18 and see how cute we look together.
01:19 - Oh my God, oh my God, we're adorable.
01:22 - Are you single?
01:23 - Yes.
01:24 - You are?
01:25 - Yes.
01:25 - Okay, so perfect because I can get your number.
01:28 Danny, why do you always have to (beep) block me?
01:32 No, she does this to me every time I go up to a guy
01:34 that I think is cute.
01:35 She comes up and she (beep) blocks me.
01:37 - Well, I just thought he was cute and I wanted his number.
01:39 - So you do not care about--
01:40 - Well, you didn't jump to it already.
01:42 - Whose number would you rather have?
01:44 - It doesn't matter, I mean, I'd have to go both of you.
01:46 It's just crazy.
01:47 - Oh.
01:48 - You want a threesome, is that what you're saying?
01:49 - No, it's crazy.
01:50 - Okay, fine, fine.
01:51 - I'm feeling a little rejected by him right now.
01:53 - Well, I feel like he's down for me.
01:55 - Pick who you like better.
01:58 - Yeah, who do you like more?
01:59 - You snooze, you lose.
02:04 - Well, if you want chlamydia, go for it
02:06 because she has got all that for you.
02:08 - You had syphilis literally last week.
02:09 - Yeah, but it's a shot and it goes away.
02:11 - So does gonorrhea.
02:12 - Well, you haven't treated it.
02:14 - You're crazy.
02:16 - You're a (beep)
02:18 (laughing)
02:21 - Should we scrap?
02:23 (laughing)
02:25 - There's a fountain over there.
02:27 - Can I get your number?
02:31 - Like, let's be real, let's be real.
02:33 Sometimes when she gets a little uncomfortable,
02:35 she starts acting like a dog.
02:36 It's an issue she has.
02:37 - Yeah, but I'm sure you like doggie, yeah?
02:39 Look at what he's doing, Jordan.
02:46 See, it's just that easy.
02:48 - Well, now you can't have my number
02:50 because you chose her.
02:51 - Yeah, now you don't get none.
02:52 How about that?
02:53 - You know what?
02:54 We're done.
02:55 - Yeah, we're done.
02:56 - We're done.
02:57 - You're done.
02:57 - Both of you.
02:58 - I honestly just think you're super cute.
03:03 I just wanna see if I get your number.
03:05 - Yeah, sure.
03:06 - Whoa, whoa, whoa, wait, wait.
03:07 No, I called Green Hat.
03:09 No, I literally was like, I think he's cute.
03:12 Wait, what are you doing?
03:14 - Ow!
03:16 Did you pack that up
03:19 'cause you're coming back to my house?
03:20 - No.
03:20 - Oh, really?
03:22 Are you sure about that?
03:23 - I'm sure, yeah.
03:24 - Oh, hey, what's up?
03:25 - Stop hitting on everyone I think is cute.
03:28 - Okay, but I went up to him first, right?
03:29 - And then I'm here now.
03:30 - Well, we went over this.
03:31 Like, if I see him first, I get him first.
03:33 - I'm sorry that she's just bothering me right now.
03:35 - I'm sorry that she just interrupted us
03:37 because I thought we really had something going on.
03:38 - Yeah, ask him for your number.
03:40 - What?
03:41 - Ask him for your number.
03:42 - Yeah, can I get your number?
03:43 - Don't give it to her.
03:44 - No, sorry.
03:45 - Don't even say what he needs to do.
03:47 - That's all right.
03:47 - See, suck it, suck it.
03:49 - Married guy.
03:50 - Oh, wow, okay, well, skedaddle.
03:52 - All right.
03:53 (indistinct chatter)
03:56 - Are you single?
03:58 - I am, yeah.
03:59 - Oh my God, I'm so hot.
04:01 - I just went up to him.
04:03 Don't think that you can just get his number.
04:06 - When we were over there, I said dibs on white shirt.
04:08 - And then I said I want him.
04:09 - I called dibs first.
04:11 Just 'cause you got up to him first
04:12 doesn't mean I can't have him.
04:13 - So you're gonna get my number?
04:14 - Yeah, for sure, yeah.
04:15 - I don't want her to be involved at all.
04:17 - Okay, yeah, yeah, sure.
04:18 - Yeah, thanks.
04:19 - Sorry about that.
04:20 - What's your name?
04:21 - My name is Bipo, you can call me Bips.
04:24 - Bips?
04:24 Can I call you Daddy instead?
04:26 - Oh yeah, that's fine, yeah.
04:27 - Okay. - What's your name?
04:28 - Mommy.
04:30 - Mommy, okay, fine.
04:31 - Yeah.
04:32 - So I just think that you,
04:35 anybody can get you.
04:35 - Dani, what the (beep)?
04:36 - What?
04:37 - I told you I was gonna talk to him.
04:39 - Okay, I went up to him first.
04:41 - I thought we were friends,
04:42 we literally just spoke about this five minutes ago.
04:44 - No, I think he's hot.
04:45 He invited me to lunch, didn't you?
04:47 - No, I'm just picking up a little to go back to class.
04:48 - With me, right?
04:49 Who do you think is more attractive?
04:50 - Don't worry, I'm not answering that.
04:52 - Why?
04:53 I want you.
04:54 Do you want me back or do you want her?
04:56 - Neither.
04:57 - Really, you're gonna be like that today?
05:00 - No, I can't pick a side.
05:01 - Babe, what are you doing?
05:03 - My astrologist told me that I was gonna meet somebody
05:05 in the park today.
05:05 - Do you really like a Zodiac girl?
05:06 - In a tan sweatshirt. - Really?
05:08 - Not really.
05:09 - We just spoke about your Zodiac five seconds ago.
05:10 - I don't give a (beep) about her Zodiac, Jordan.
05:13 Can I just come to lunch with you?
05:15 - You're this close to ending our friendship.
05:16 - Yeah, no, I'd rather be with him.
05:18 - Good, you can have him.
05:19 - Good, all right, babe, let's go.
05:21 Just wanna let you know,
05:25 you have the most delicious hair I've ever seen.
05:27 I just wanna eat it.
05:28 - What's your deal?
05:32 I think you are so cute and she knew that
05:34 and then she came up and then just tried to steal you from me.
05:36 - I'm sorry, did you just interrupt me
05:38 while I was absolutely vibing with this young Jen?
05:42 - Dani, we were literally just talking five minutes ago
05:44 and I was like, he's so cute,
05:45 and you're like, okay, I'm gonna go to the bathroom
05:46 and then I thought you went to the bathroom.
05:48 - Okay, well, if you really want someone
05:49 that smells like tuna salad, then enjoy.
05:53 What about your digits?
05:55 - Really?
05:56 - Yeah. - Okay.
05:57 - Yes, yeah. - Yeah, why not?
05:59 - Suck it, Jordan.
06:00 - Do you want my number too?
06:01 - Oh, now that you picked her first.
06:03 - We can make it a thruffle.
06:05 - Oh, now we found someone with a threesome.
06:06 - Okay.
06:07 - My house right now, should we all,
06:09 should we all?
06:10 - I have somewhere to be at too.
06:13 - Okay, same, obviously, same.
06:16 Okay, yeah, I'll call you.
06:17 - Go ahead, perfect.
06:18 - Cool, see ya.
06:19 Bye.
06:22 Can I have a bite of that?
06:27 - A bite? - Yeah.
06:28 - Dani, we literally just talked about this.
06:30 Stop asking strangers for bites of their food.
06:33 - Sorry, can I just--
06:34 - You can, no, you can't.
06:35 - Can I just bite your tongue
06:36 when we make out later, anything said?
06:38 - I think the halal would be better.
06:40 - Wow.
06:41 - We just talked about this.
06:42 - Okay, sorry I'm trying to flirt with him.
06:43 Can you stop interrupting?
06:45 - I just wanted to hang out with you
06:46 and you just wanted to talk,
06:46 she always wants to just come to random guys
06:48 and talk to them when we're trying to have quality time.
06:49 - Well, I'm trying to slide in, is it working?
06:52 - What's more valuable?
06:53 - Not this time, but how's it going though?
06:55 - What?
06:56 - I said, how's it going, does this happen often?
06:57 - Well, she's (beep) blocking us.
06:58 - Yeah, because she has no self-control.
07:00 - Well, sorry, I want a little nibby of you.
07:03 - You actually want some halal though?
07:04 - Yeah, give me a freaking bite.
07:06 - Eat it.
07:07 - Mm, mm, yeah.
07:10 See, I told you it's normal.
07:12 - You're so inappropriate.
07:15 What am I gonna tell your boyfriend?
07:16 When we go home today?
07:18 She has a boyfriend, by the way.
07:19 - Yeah, but I'm off the clock.
07:21 - Off the clock?
07:21 - Yeah. - Oh, okay.
07:22 - Is he off the clock too?
07:24 - I don't know, do you have an open relationship?
07:26 - Are you flirting with her?
07:27 - No.
07:28 - Sounds like he is.
07:29 - Well, you know what, you (beep) your pita.
07:33 - He likes what he sees.
07:35 (laughing)
07:37 - We're just messing around, yeah?
07:38 - Hey, no, I'm messing around,
07:40 we're filming a video, getting people's reactions.
07:42 - Did you record me?
07:43 - Yeah.
07:44 - I was looking around to see who's recording what.
07:46 - Is it cool with you if you're in the video?
07:48 - Sure, why not?
07:49 - Thank you so much.
07:49 Is it cool with you?
07:50 - Of course.
07:51 - If that's the video?
07:52 - Please, go ahead, yeah. - Thank you.
07:53 Is there any way I could get a quick signature
07:54 just saying it's okay to be on camera?
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