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00:00Literally, f**k you, mom.
00:03Welcome back to my channel. My name is Dani.
00:05And I'm Parantepi.
00:06And today, I'm gonna be arguing with my mom on college move-in day.
00:10I mean, mom, if you weren't such a f**king dipshit, you wouldn't forget my makeup bag at home.
00:13If you weren't such an ugly b**ch, you wouldn't need the makeup.
00:22Mom, can you hurry up? Do you need a walker to help you hurry up?
00:25Let's f**king go. You're so slow.
00:27Like, figure it out.
00:28You're such a b**ch.
00:29You're literally a joke.
00:31Like, honestly, get away from me.
00:32You can check it yourself.
00:33You can do it yourself.
00:34This is ridiculous.
00:40Mom, hurry up, you fat f**k. Let's go.
00:43I cannot wait for you to move out.
00:44I am so sick of you.
00:52Lift it up, you fat f**k.
00:54What the hell is wrong with you?
00:55Lift it higher.
00:56I can't believe you.
00:57How are you my kid?
00:59Lift it higher.
01:07I mean, literally f**k you.
01:09Like, how do you forget my AirPods because I need something to tune you out?
01:17Okay, well, I f**king hate you.
01:23Literally f**k you, mom.
01:26I cannot wait for you to move out.
01:27I am so sick of you.
01:28Yeah, I'm so glad I'm moving out of the house.
01:30I would punch you in the face if I wouldn't get arrested.
01:33Literally don't even need your help moving into here.
01:38Okay, yeah, f**king leave then. I'll carry it.
01:39Like, cut.
01:42Gosh.
01:44Sorry, my mom's a c**t.
01:49That's so nice.
01:51Oh my God, you're so sweet. Thank you.
01:52Yeah, we're just going into the...
01:55Oh my God, yeah, she's so mean of her.
01:57Um, thank you guys so much for your help.
01:59Oh my God, lift it up, you fat f**k.
02:01What is wrong with you?
02:02Okay, well, I f**king hate you.
02:03You're unbelievable.
02:05Sorry, my mom's a c**t.
02:10Mom, can you hurry up? Do you need a walker to move faster?
02:13Like, figure it out. Let's go. Move faster.
02:16You're such a c**t. I don't know why I'm helping you.
02:19I mean, if you weren't such a f**king dips**t, then you wouldn't forget my makeup bag at home.
02:23If you weren't such an ugly b**ch, you wouldn't need the makeup.
02:27Get off your phone, you fat f**king hell.
02:30This is your thing, not mine.
02:32I'm not moving this stuff for just you.
02:41I mean, Mom, how do you forget a shower caddy, you idiot?
02:43Like, geez. It's the most basic thing ever.
02:46You're such a f**king b**ch. I don't even know why I'm helping you.
02:49I mean, can you hurry up?
02:51Like, you're the slowest b**ch here. Let's go.
02:53You're such a f**king b**ch. I don't even know why I'm helping you.
02:56Well, why don't you f**king walk a little faster? Do you need a stretcher to move you in?
03:04I mean, how do you forget all my sunglasses? What are you, dementia?
03:06I told you 500 f**king times. You're so stupid. Like, figure it out.
03:11You know what? That's your s**t to remember.
03:15I mean, Mom, if you weren't such a dips**t, you wouldn't have left the bag at home.
03:18If you weren't such a fat f**k and thinking about your next meal, you would have remembered it yourself.
03:27I mean, I just don't know how the f**k you forget to click submit on the dorm application.
03:30I hit it. I hit submit. I'm done. I'm done with you. Bye. I'm f**king done with you.
03:37I can't. I can't. There's no...
03:39I mean, how do you not click submit on the dorm application, you stupid b**ch?
03:42Like, are you kidding me?
03:43I'm done with you. Bye. I'm f**king done with you.
03:48Bye.
03:54Lift it up higher, you fat f**k. What is f**king with you?
03:56Sorry, Mom. Jeez.
03:58Good God. I can't even believe you're my kid.
04:03Jesus Christ.
04:04I mean, how do you forget to click submit on the dorm application, you f**king idiot?
04:07I hit it. I hit submit. I'm done.
04:10You're okay.
04:15Lift it higher, you fat f**k. What the hell's wrong with you?
04:18Sorry, Mom.
04:19I can't believe you're my kid.
04:21Get off your phone, you fat f**k, and lift it up.
04:23I'm not doing the move myself.
04:25This is your f**king thing, not mine.
04:27Shut up.
04:28This is your thing.
04:32Get off your phone, you fat f**k, and help.
04:34I'm not doing this for myself.
04:36This is your thing.
04:38Get off the phone. Now.
04:40Hey, guys. We're just f**king with you.
04:42I'm filming a video, messing around.
04:44It's like a move-in video, arguing with my mom.
04:46This is my aunt.
04:50We're totally joking.
04:51Oh, my God. No, we're totally joking.
04:58Oh, my God. No, we're totally joking.
05:00Fighting with my mom on move-in day.
05:02It's just a prank.
05:04Oh, my God.
05:05You were like, oh, my God.
05:07Poor girl.
05:08I was like, she's so pretty.
05:10You f**king knew.
05:11Okay.
05:12Oh, my God.
05:13I was like, okay, I get it.
05:14I saw this.
05:15I was like, did I sound like that, too?
05:17You're such good people.
05:18I'm actually just filming a prank video with my aunt,
05:20and that was fake.
05:21I'm sorry.
05:22I'm so sorry.
05:23You guys are so kind.
05:25You're the best people ever for offering to help me.
05:28I'm totally just joking.
05:30That was not real.
05:31Oh, my God.
05:33Oh, my God.
05:34Stop.
05:35Are you actually?
05:36Stop.
05:37Oh, my God.
05:38Oh, my God.
05:39I'm so sorry.
05:40I'm totally messing around now.
05:42I'm just filming a video.
05:44I was like, I thought we were f**king dysfunctional.
05:47I was like, Jesus, God.
05:49Oh, my gosh.
05:50No, it was just such a joke.
05:51I'm sorry.
05:52You guys are awesome, though.
05:53Oh, my God.
05:54I love it.
05:56Were you waiting for us to turn around?
05:57Just to get a reaction.
05:58We have a filmer right here.
05:59Yeah.
06:00Yeah, this is my aunt, though, not my mom.
06:02My children would never talk to me that way.
06:04I was like, s**t, holy s**t.
06:06I think you guys gave us some great reactions.
06:08Is it okay if we use that in our video?
06:09Yeah, that's fine.
06:10Thank you so much.
06:11That's so funny.
06:12Oh, my God.
06:13Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
06:14We hope you enjoyed it.
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06:21are interested.
06:22She posts some great content of me, and I'll see you in the next video.
06:25Bye.
06:26Bye.
06:27Bye.