Using Insults To Pick Up Guys
Dani Jackel | Dani Jackel
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00:00Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jekyll and today I'm at SDSU and I'm gonna be insulting guys and then getting their number.
00:05You know, you totally strike me as like a Frappuccino boy.
00:11What's your name?
00:12Dani, what's yours?
00:13Riley, nice to meet you.
00:14Okay, I think, I mean, I feel like this is meant to be or am I just...
00:20Are you messing with me or I'm...
00:22Are you messing with...
00:24No, no.
00:25Because you're screaming, I love a Frappuccino, give me some whipped cream.
00:30But I could be wrong, you know.
00:34Maybe you can prove it to me and we can go on a date to coffee.
00:39Sure, here, I'll give you my number.
00:41Okay, cool.
00:42What up, fun size?
00:44What?
00:45What up?
00:46What up?
00:47Come here.
00:48What?
00:49Come here.
00:50I'm good.
00:51Do you know where you are? You seem like really lost.
00:54What?
00:55You just seem like very confused, very vulnerable.
00:58Do you need like a hug?
01:00Sure, I'll take a hug, I'm super sweaty but...
01:02Okay.
01:03Thanks.
01:04Well, yeah, I just want to make sure you like know where you're going.
01:06Yeah, no, I do. I'm just going home.
01:08Okay.
01:09Yeah.
01:10You don't want to bring me with you or anything?
01:12No.
01:13Or, I mean, we have a pool and stuff.
01:15Pool's pretty cool.
01:16I'll take your number though.
01:17Okay.
01:18If you want.
01:19Yeah, I love pools, so yeah, I'm in.
01:20Can I get your number?
01:21I've got a girlfriend, I'm sorry.
01:23Well, you look like you can't ride a bike.
01:28I just want to let you know you look super vulnerable right now.
01:31Okay.
01:34Is there a reason to think that? I'm kind of confused here.
01:37No, I just think you look extremely vulnerable.
01:40Okay.
01:41I mean, I thought that was going to get you to ask me like what my number is, but...
01:45I'm sorry, I have a girlfriend.
01:47Okay.
01:48Can I get your number?
01:49I don't really know you.
01:50Well, you look like you can't ride a bike.
01:52I can.
01:54Prove it.
01:55Take me home.
01:56Show me those training wheels.
01:57I don't use training wheels.
02:00I can ride a bike with no handlebars.
02:03Hmm?
02:04This is a song.
02:05Do you not know it?
02:06No.
02:07Well, do you know my number?
02:09No, you don't.
02:10Not yet, but you can know it.
02:12Are you scared of me?
02:14No, just keep walking.
02:16You just kind of look like you have a peanut allergy.
02:18Do you?
02:20I don't.
02:21Oh.
02:22Well, want some of these nuts?
02:24No, I'm kidding.
02:25I just want your number, but I didn't know how else to come up to you.
02:27I feel like sometimes guys get a little aggressive, so I was just trying to make my way in, but
02:34I don't know if that one...
02:36You were supposed to be allergic, you know, but you're not, so...
02:39Anyways, can I get your number?
02:41Sure, yeah.
02:42Okay.
02:43Yo.
02:51What up, fun size?
02:52What does that mean?
02:55I don't know.
02:56Honestly, I just...
02:57How you doing?
02:58That's when my ex called me.
02:59Oh, okay.
03:00Why?
03:01I like your shirt.
03:03I'm a Chargers fan.
03:04What about you?
03:05Oh, I am.
03:06Go Chargers.
03:07Woo.
03:08I mean, I'm a bigger fan of you, but...
03:09I'm a big fan of you, too.
03:13Where are you going?
03:14To the library.
03:15You would wear that to the library.
03:17Yeah.
03:18What's your name?
03:19Dani.
03:20Your name would be Eddie.
03:21Yeah.
03:24Yeah.
03:25Are you a student here?
03:26Yeah, are you?
03:27Yeah.
03:28You would be a student here.
03:29Yeah.
03:30You would be a student here.
03:31Would I be your girlfriend, though?
03:32Uh, I don't know.
03:34First guy to try it out, right?
03:36Okay.
03:37Sure.
03:38What's your number?
03:39Uh, 858...
03:40I just want to say, you look so vulnerable right now.
03:44That's very sweet.
03:46Of course.
03:47I think I need your number.
03:48Oh, I'm fine.
03:49I'm actually going to get married here soon.
03:50Ah, well...
03:51Sorry.
03:52Yeah, I mean, you would get married soon.
03:56Uh, I don't know where to go for this.
03:58I just thought you were cute.
03:59Oh, really?
04:00Yeah.
04:01Nice.
04:02Unfortunately, I have a girlfriend, so...
04:03Well, you kind of look like you can't swim.
04:07Got it.
04:08You would be eating a wiener walking around campus.
04:11Sorry, do I know you?
04:13Now you do.
04:14I'm Dani.
04:16I've got mustard on my hand.
04:17I love mustard.
04:18I love mustard.
04:19Good thing I'm a mustard fan.
04:25Can I have a little more?
04:26Like, I don't even know how much.
04:28Uh, can I get your number?
04:30Uh, no.
04:31I'm married.
04:32Well, you would look like you're married.
04:36Well, I think I'm about done with you here.
04:38Okay.
04:39What's the point of this?
04:40What's the point of your wife, right?
04:42Like, dump that.
04:44I'm actually messing around.
04:45When I'm filming a video, I get people's reactions to doing, like, aggressive flirting.
04:48Oh.
04:49Over there?
04:50Yeah.
04:51That's what I was saying.
04:52Like, you seem so lost.
04:53Oh, no worries.
04:54That's like crazy.
04:55You had a good reaction.
04:56I was a weirdo.
04:57You're just going to leave me hanging with the knuckles?
04:58I didn't see it.
04:59Sorry.
05:00Where's the camera?
05:01It's okay.
05:02He's right there.
05:03You obviously look like you can swim.
05:04I wouldn't go up to someone that, like, actually wouldn't...
05:05I don't think would be capable of that.
05:07Is it okay with you if we use that in the video?
05:09Yeah, sure.
05:11Is there any way I can get just a signature of consent saying it's okay to be on camera?
05:13Yeah, sure.
05:14Thanks so much.
05:15Wait, really quick.
05:16Any way I can get a signature of consent saying it's cool to be on camera?
05:18Yeah.
05:19Cool.
05:21Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
05:22I hope you enjoyed it.
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05:25I'll see you in the next video.
05:26Bye.