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00:00 Our world is in peril.
00:02 Gaia, the spirit of Earth, can no longer stand the terrible destruction plaguing our planet.
00:08 She sends five magic rings to five special young people.
00:12 Kuamek, from Africa, with the power of Earth.
00:16 From North America, Wheeler, with the power of Fire.
00:25 From Eastern Europe, Linka, with the power of Wind.
00:30 From Asia, Geese, with the power of Water.
00:35 And from South America, Motti, with the power of Heart.
00:44 When the five powers combine, they summon Earth's greatest champion, Captain Planet.
00:51 [music]
00:55 The power is yours!
00:58 [music]
01:13 Man, this place gives me the heebies.
01:16 None of this makes any sense.
01:18 I just wish we knew what happened to Captain Planet.
01:21 Yeah, he's been gone over a week and I kind of feel naked without my firepower.
01:26 If you know what I mean.
01:28 I still do not understand why Gaia sent us here.
01:31 All she said is that the future of the planet is at stake.
01:35 Talk about keeping us in the dark.
01:38 What the--?
01:43 What is going on?
01:47 And let's have a globally warmed welcome for our challengers, the Planeteers.
01:53 [music]
01:59 Today, we've traveled to a planet where they've taken polluting to an art form.
02:04 What in the world?
02:05 They are extraterrestrials.
02:08 They're extra something, all right.
02:10 Now it's time to welcome the host of You Bet Your Planet, Lexo Starback.
02:16 [cheering]
02:21 Thank you, Burf.
02:23 I can't remember when I've seen an earthier looking bunch.
02:26 Can you audience?
02:28 [cheering]
02:30 Would you mind telling us what we're doing here?
02:32 After an extensive star search, your planet was picked as the most polluted.
02:37 So you're here to play You Bet Your Planet.
02:41 Are you returning champions ready?
02:43 [cheering]
02:48 Thunder, Greebley.
02:49 What are they doing here?
02:51 I'm sure you're all familiar with our show.
02:53 We're numero uno in the galaxy.
02:56 Number one?
02:57 You're not even on cable.
03:00 The game's simple.
03:02 As earth celestial neighbors, we've been watching you for centuries.
03:05 And we've decided that the situation on your planet has reached a critical point.
03:11 Today, on this very show, earth's future will be decided.
03:17 If the eco villains win, they'll be free to trash the planet.
03:23 And if we win?
03:25 Tell the planeteers what's in it for them, Burf.
03:28 Well, Lexo, the answer is behind curtain number one.
03:33 I bet it's a convertible.
03:35 [music]
03:39 This is horrible.
03:41 Especially since we don't have our powers as long as Captain Planet is here.
03:45 We must do something.
03:46 And you'll have that chance in just a minute.
03:49 Burf, tell them what happens if they win.
03:51 If they win, Captain Planet goes free.
03:54 But if they lose, it's curtains for the captain.
03:58 But don't worry, planeteers, 'cause everyone's a winner on You Bet Your Planet.
04:03 Right, Burf?
04:04 Right, Lexo.
04:05 All contestants receive the home version of our show.
04:10 I don't know about you guys, but I'm ready to kick some butt.
04:13 Yeah.
04:14 Yeah, we agree.
04:16 All right, yeah.
04:17 The first round is truth or eat the consequences.
04:22 I need one contestant from each team.
04:24 I'll go first.
04:26 Says who?
04:27 Says my superior intellect, Ham Head.
04:30 Cool it, you two.
04:31 We're on the same team, unfortunately.
04:34 I think Kwami should go first.
04:36 Me too.
04:37 Yes, go for it, Kwami.
04:38 All right, planeteers, here goes.
04:45 Name the most recent nuclear accident.
04:49 Kwami.
04:50 Last week, a truck carrying nuclear waste crashed in Los Angeles, California.
04:55 You are absolutely right.
05:00 The planeteers are on the board with 50 points.
05:07 Blunder, you pile of bile.
05:14 The planet geek was wrong.
05:17 That's the latest nuclear accident.
05:19 Let it go.
05:20 No, come on.
05:22 Well, judges, what do you say?
05:25 Looks like the eco-villain's taken on a lead.
05:28 But he created that disaster.
05:30 Hey, you humans are good at that.
05:32 It's time to clean up or shut down.
05:37 Since the planeteers lost the truth or eat the consequences round,
05:41 it's time for Captain Planet to eat it.
05:45 What's going on?
05:48 Have you got something nasty for Captain Planet to eat today, Parker?
05:52 That's right, Lexo.
05:54 Nothing humans aren't dumping into their own oceans.
05:57 It's a toxic taste treat.
06:00 Raw sewage with a dollop of chemical compost.
06:05 No, thanks.
06:06 I'm dieting.
06:11 That looks pretty good.
06:16 That's it.
06:17 Those guys are toast.
06:18 Well, that gives our viewers a taste of life on Earth.
06:22 And now it's time for a word from our intergalactic sponsor.
06:25 Is there pollution on your planet so thick you can cut it with a knife?
06:29 Do your lungs explode between your garage and your front door?
06:33 Has toxic tap water lost up your liver or clogged your kidneys?
06:37 Well, have we got a deal for you at Rex Ops, replace the organs.
06:42 Pollution wrecks it, we replace it.
06:45 Free installation in an hour or we pay the funeral cost.
06:51 Impact to space station identification.
06:54 Two minutes to air.
06:58 You're doing great, kids.
07:00 We'll kill Sphere of Fortune and Star Trek in the ratings.
07:04 I can't believe you.
07:05 You aliens are so callous you'd help the eco-villains destroy Earth.
07:12 Help?
07:13 We don't need to help.
07:14 Greed and thoughtlessness have turned your planet into a polluter's paradise.
07:19 This isn't about good or evil, it's about ratings, baby.
07:24 We're back in three, two, one.
07:29 Welcome back to You Pest Your Planet.
07:32 It's time for round two, Garbage Gladiators.
07:35 A test of stench and agility.
07:38 Each team will select their best garbage gladiator for the job.
07:41 I want to play.
07:43 Sock it to 'em, Newky.
07:46 The villains have selected Duke Nukem.
07:49 Who of the planeteers chosen?
07:51 Who's going to go next?
07:53 Whoever it is, I'm going to nuke him into the next solar system.
07:58 I'm telling you, I can handle that power rod, Reject.
08:01 No, Wheeler, it is too dangerous.
08:03 So, who will it be?
08:05 We are still trying to decide.
08:07 You'd better hurry up.
08:09 Too late.
08:11 The judges will decide for you.
08:12 Judges, who will it be?
08:14 The one called Linka.
08:17 Hey, she can't take on that Palooka.
08:20 Since your planeteer ring is non-functional,
08:23 Banana has a handy-dandy dino fan for you.
08:28 Be careful out there, babe.
08:30 Barf, can you explain the rules to our viewers?
08:32 It's simple, Lexl.
08:34 Nukem tries to dump garbage while Linka tries to stop him.
08:38 And she'd better reach the green button
08:40 before the Duke of Nukes reaches the brown one.
08:44 Go get him, Linka.
08:46 If she doesn't, all the waste will end up in the drink
08:49 and so will Captain Planet.
08:52 Bottoms up, bioprat.
08:54 Come on, Linka.
08:59 You can do it.
09:00 Go get him, Linka.
09:01 Watch your head.
09:02 Wings.
09:04 Dino fan?
09:06 How about a shower, blondie?
09:10 [GASPS]
09:11 [ALL CHATTERING]
09:14 Time to drop off a little pollution.
09:23 Hate to burst your bubble, blondie,
09:29 but your planet's history.
09:33 [SCREAMING]
09:35 [GRUNTS]
09:36 [GRUNTS]
09:37 No!
09:48 [SCREAMS]
09:49 Take that, Captain Puken.
09:53 [ALL SCREAMING]
09:57 [SCREAMING]
10:00 [GASPS]
10:01 I'm so sorry, Captain Planet.
10:04 Oh, no.
10:06 Oh, no.
10:07 [COUGHING]
10:09 Tough luck, Linka.
10:12 But it just goes to show it's easier to mess it up
10:15 than to clean it up.
10:17 [COUGHING]
10:19 Can't take much more.
10:22 [GASPS]
10:25 [MUSIC PLAYING]
10:28 [COUGHS]
10:34 [GASPS]
10:35 [ALL CHEERING]
10:38 And now, before we begin our next round,
10:42 let's learn a little bit about the contestants.
10:44 So, Linka, what do you like to do
10:46 when you're not fighting eco-villains?
10:48 Not that it is any of your business,
10:51 but I do like to go dancing.
10:54 You do? I didn't know that.
10:56 There are many parts of me you do not know, Yankee.
10:59 [GASPS]
11:00 Oh, that's fascinating.
11:02 And how about you, Dr. Blight?
11:04 What do you enjoy doing when you're not conducting
11:06 environmentally hazardous experiments?
11:08 Well, Lexl, there's nothing like a long soak in a toxic tub
11:13 with the latest copy of Cosmopolution magazine.
11:16 [GASPS]
11:18 My, what a lovely complexion you have.
11:21 [SNORTS]
11:23 Personally, I like creaming obnoxious suck-up game show hosts.
11:28 Uh, now it's time for the relay race.
11:31 And along the way, don't be surprised
11:33 if you come against a few eco-obstacles.
11:36 This contest pits Mal and Greedly
11:39 against Wheeler and Mati.
11:42 Make us proud, Mati.
11:44 Wheeler?
11:46 Poor luck.
11:48 Banana has a special wrist-mounted flamethrower
11:52 for Wheeler to simulate his firepower.
11:55 What about my heart power?
11:57 You can have my Rex-Opera play so hard.
12:01 It's the latest model.
12:02 Uh, thanks, but no thanks.
12:04 Suit yourself, kid.
12:06 Well, contestants to the starting line, please.
12:08 You all know how the race works, right?
12:10 We're gonna puree you, planeteers.
12:13 Guess again, puerco.
12:15 The players carry their batons through the obstacles down and back
12:18 and then hand off to their teammates who do the same.
12:21 The first team to complete two laps wins.
12:24 Sit tight, my man. I'll be back in a flash.
12:27 On your marks, get set, go!
12:31 Hey, wait!
12:33 Hurry, Wheeler! Go, go, Wheeler! You can do it!
12:36 Move it!
12:37 Bite it!
12:39 Fire!
12:46 (BOOM!)
12:47 Labor!
12:54 Oh, no! Am I in a heap of trouble?
13:08 Come on, Wheeler! You can do it!
13:13 Hey, sucker! Pilot on, I always say.
13:16 So long, sucker!
13:25 Hey, ain't that unfair?
13:28 Everything's fair in love and game shows.
13:31 Hurry, Monty! You've gotta beat that road hog!
13:41 The tune of hell!
13:43 Run, Monty!
13:45 Come on, Wheeler! Move it!
13:48 (GROANING)
13:50 (GROANING)
13:52 Whoa!
14:18 Whoa!
14:19 One more dirty trick!
14:28 Run!
14:29 (SCREAMING)
14:37 (SCREAMING)
14:40 I'm sorry.
14:46 It's not your fault, little buddy.
14:48 This double bonus round's a real gas for Captain Planet.
14:52 We took a little expressway air at Nojo.
14:55 Breathe deep, Planet.
14:57 Stay tuned for really Final Jeopardy!
15:03 Right after this important message from our sponsor.
15:06 Have you polluted your planet to the point you can't live on it anymore?
15:10 (SCREAMING)
15:14 Just because it's unsuitable for your species doesn't mean it's a total loss.
15:18 Something out there may thrive on your toxics.
15:23 For more information about how you can dump your poisoned planet
15:26 and find another one to pollute, call 1-8000-TOXIC-MATCH.
15:30 Toxic Match found me and my species a new world.
15:34 And if we wreck it in less than 50 years,
15:37 they'll find us another one absolutely free.
15:43 You kids better jot down that Toxic Match number.
15:46 Judging by the score, Earth may be needing it real soon.
15:50 Yeah, well, don't count us out yet.
15:52 Ah, you said the secret word.
15:54 Count! You win a life-year supply of space toasties,
15:58 the cereal that makes you a star!
16:01 Hurry! Hurry, Planeteers!
16:04 He's right. It's only a half-hour show.
16:08 So, Ghi and Dr. Blight, come on down!
16:11 Hey, doing anything special after the show, gorgeous?
16:14 We surveyed an intergalactic audience,
16:16 and the top five answers are on the board.
16:19 The question is, what are the five best ways
16:22 for Earthlings to deal with environmental problems?
16:25 Look, it's Gaia.
16:27 Huh?
16:28 Oops. It was just some other insect.
16:30 Nice work, Mald Baby.
16:33 So, Dr. Blight, name one of the five best ways
16:36 for Earthlings to deal with pollution.
16:39 Make more, of course.
16:41 Sorry, it didn't make our survey.
16:43 Hey, what's the deal here? That was a great answer.
16:47 What do you think the survey said?
16:50 Stop polluting our oceans.
16:52 Let's see if it's there. The survey says...
16:55 The number two answer is...
16:57 Stop polluting the oceans.
17:00 What do you say?
17:02 Uh, recycle?
17:04 Recycle is number three,
17:06 but we're still looking for the number one answer.
17:09 Um, carpooling.
17:11 Survey says...
17:13 Space pooling. Judges?
17:15 Get out of here.
17:17 [all gasp]
17:19 Plant trees.
17:21 Is it there?
17:23 The planeteers have taken the lead.
17:25 One more correct answer, and they win the game.
17:28 All right!
17:29 Well, Mati?
17:31 Protect wildlife.
17:33 Protect wildlife!
17:35 [all cheer]
17:37 Villains, get ready.
17:39 You may have a chance to steal and win the game.
17:42 Stealing? I like the sound of that.
17:45 Conserve water.
17:47 Is it there?
17:49 No.
17:51 [all cheer]
17:53 It's all up to you.
17:55 Come on, Wheeler. Do it for Captain Planet.
17:58 [sighs]
18:02 Conserve energy by turning off lights and appliances?
18:05 [all cheer]
18:07 For the game.
18:09 Conserve energy!
18:11 [all gasp]
18:14 [all cheer]
18:18 Okay, villains, you have a chance to steal.
18:20 You've got to agree on one answer between you.
18:23 Yuck. Teamwork.
18:25 We've got to think of things to save the planet.
18:29 [all groan]
18:30 What do you say?
18:32 Just give me a minute, sweetums, to check with my team.
18:35 [all chatter]
18:39 Stop nuclear radiation?
18:42 No more clear-cutting forests?
18:44 Give up exploiting poor countries?
18:47 Wrong, bozos. I know what they'd do.
18:49 They'd control population growth.
18:51 Then I wouldn't have all those wonderful subjects to use as guinea pigs.
18:55 [all chatter]
18:57 [clears throat] One, it's an alien audience.
19:00 Two, consider the sponsor.
19:02 Ergo, the answer must be "move to another planet."
19:05 You know, I think old malfunction here has something.
19:09 That's a stupid answer.
19:11 [all groan]
19:12 Move to another planet.
19:13 That's it!
19:14 Well, sweet cheek, what'll it be?
19:16 Move to another planet.
19:19 No! Control population growth.
19:22 [all chatter]
19:24 The winner of the game is the answer--
19:27 control population growth.
19:30 The planeteers win the game!
19:32 [all cheer]
19:34 [kisses]
19:36 Let's see what the number-one answer was.
19:39 Move to another planet.
19:41 [all cheer]
19:43 Imagine that.
19:45 [all groan]
19:47 I don't care what the stupid survey says.
19:50 I'm gonna finish off Captain Beauty.
19:53 [all chatter]
19:55 Hey, this isn't in my contract!
19:58 Hang on, Cap.
20:00 Watch it.
20:01 Fire!
20:02 [all chatter]
20:05 These kids are real winners.
20:07 And even though their world's in big trouble,
20:09 I bet my planet on them.
20:11 Till next we spoke!
20:13 [all chatter]
20:15 [all chatter]
20:17 [all chatter]
20:19 [explosion]
20:22 [music playing]
20:25 [yawns]
20:40 I just had the weirdest nightmare.
20:43 Me, too.
20:44 About an intergalactic game show.
20:47 And you kissed me.
20:49 Uh, definitely a nightmare.
20:52 No, could not be.
20:54 [music playing]
20:57 [snoring]
21:01 I still can't believe they beat us.
21:04 [snoring]
21:06 Go, planet!
21:08 This is the only Earth we've got,
21:14 so we must all do our part to protect it.
21:17 Recycling is one thing that everyone can do.
21:21 By recycling glass, aluminum, and paper,
21:24 less waste goes into landfills,
21:26 and we help conserve Earth's limited resources.
21:29 And we need to buy recycled.
21:31 Only when recycled materials make it back into our homes
21:34 as new products is the cycle complete.
21:36 The power is yours!
21:39 Go, planet!
21:45 Nature has its own way of dealing with pests,
21:47 so we have to be careful about our use of chemical pesticides
21:50 because they can upset the ecosystem
21:52 and kill the good bugs along with the bad.
21:55 Even spiders fulfill an important purpose in nature.
21:58 So if you find one in the house, don't kill it.
22:01 You can take it outside like this or ask your parents to help.
22:04 And be careful about how you use antibiotics and other medicine
22:07 because just like pesticides,
22:08 you can kill the good germs along with the bad.
22:11 The power is yours!
22:13 Earth!
22:15 Fire!
22:17 Wind!
22:18 Water!
22:19 Go, planet!
22:21 The Zoids teams are made up of giant mechanical animals
22:24 out to destroy one another in the ultimate battle for world supremacy.
22:28 Boy, give a giant mechanical animal an inch,
22:30 and he really takes a mile, doesn't he?
22:32 Zoids is coming up next, only on Cartoon Network.
22:36 ♪ Planet Saib ♪
22:38 ♪ Captain Planet ♪
22:40 ♪ He's our hero ♪
22:42 ♪ He's the one who takes pollution down to zero ♪
22:45 ♪ Gonna help him put us under ♪
22:49 ♪ Bad guys who like to loot and plunder ♪
22:53 You'll pay for this, Captain Planet!
22:56 ♪ We're the Planeteers ♪
22:58 ♪ You can be one too ♪
23:00 ♪ 'Cause saving our planet is the thing to do ♪
23:03 ♪ Looting and polluting is not the way ♪
23:07 ♪ Hear what Captain Planet has to say ♪
23:11 Power is yours!
23:13 (upbeat music)