Dave & Chuck the Freak received a shocking update to the story about the man who was allegedly killed by his girlfriend after he was set to inherit $30 million. It turns out, the man fell victim to one of the Nigerian scams they have had stories on for years, and think they should create a show called 'Dumb and Deadly'.
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00:00all right now the update on this story we've been following out of north dakota we told you about
00:11the north dakota woman who is accused of poisoning her boyfriend who was about to dump her after he
00:19was set to inherit 30 million dollars yes on the morning he was to collect the money
00:25she allegedly poisoned him and killed him because he said yeah i'm gonna get myself a new girlfriend
00:33yeah yeah she said well you're gonna drink some antifreeze and i'll get all that we'll see how
00:39that works here's the crazy amazing yet tragic twist don't tell me i feel like i already knew
00:48oh no i mean i didn't hear the update but i can guess oh no because i had a lot of questions
00:52regarding this okay i'm gonna guess i'm gonna guess is it okay to guess yeah sure go ahead
00:58he didn't even win that's there was no money he didn't even win there's no inherent it was a fake
01:03ticket it wasn't a ticket it wasn't real did he get a was it a a prince from nigeria
01:12i thought he just made it up no i thought he was just lying to her i didn't he actually got
01:23scammed yes lisa yes of course he did did you see that couple what amazing yes there's been a turn of
01:35events the 21 year old son of the deceased says he has learned there was never any money
01:44the 30 million dollars was an online scam no his father got an email they're all so dumb
01:55from someone claiming to be a nigerian lawyer no representing an unknown distant relative he's from
02:03north dakota yes yes what relative does he have in nigeria no one stupid so the son went on what
02:11facebook and he thought he thought he was going to inherit all this oh my god for sure right because
02:18he was so his impassioned i miss my dad i wish i got to yeah i bet his tune has changed a lot after
02:27this but have you ever encountered two more dumb people than the the man and woman involved in this
02:36i mean him r.i.p yes but but so dumb but really so both so stupid that's it the email is in
02:46distant relative from nigeria 30 million right here you know what i'm getting right on bitch you
02:57you ya bitch you're done get out of here yeah and it's just some poor nigerian guy doesn't realize
03:05what he's done no not at all he's listening to drum music on his way to pick up the cash oh no
03:13yeah he's dressed in official nigerian attire and uh he because he's like yes i am
03:23related i know lisa was asking all the questions right she's like where where's he getting 30 million
03:29from because there was nothing written about it i went through articles different articles nothing
03:33and i'm like well who there would be more explanation oh man he just said every person
03:40needs a lisa in their life no they do my god it would have saved his life it would have he died
03:46because he was so stupid yes yeah and she's gonna go to jail forever so stupid oh it could be like a
03:53plot of a show called dumb and deadly yes so true oh my god that show could go on forever oh my god
04:00there's something every day yep he's like yeah this is my new hot jam i'm nigerian it's my people's
04:08music yep i am related to someone a distant relative come on you guys what are the odds that poor dead
04:17stupid son of a he's so dumb i mean it sucks he's dead but he was gonna end up dead anyway
04:27is it better than like die thinking at least he was set yes yeah but when you're that dumb i don't
04:33look at that photo of him right there if you don't think you can scam that man
04:39he is instantly swayed that he is nigerian someone texted in saying wait someone actually went to an
04:46airport thinking they were gonna meet up with some guy with a briefcase of cash yes and then
04:51only then when they didn't show up did they figure out it was a scam you feel like it was the sun he
04:56went to the airport he felt sick on his way to the airport oh okay on his way to the airport on his
05:02way to the airport he started to feel sick she had already poisoned him allegedly oh my god
05:08god i've never heard of anything more dumb and shocking and deadly for sure oh wow tonight on dumb
05:16and deadly you're not gonna believe it god you guys we gotta do that show we gotta pitch that show
05:22yeah i feel like because america is just full of these cases i know i i know yep
05:28how many dumb people are just dead all the time so many i know so many oh
05:40no and he turns out i am nigerian i did not realize it i am that's my cousin easy you don't
05:50just wake up nigeria he was a millionaire in nigeria the money's mine he died yep lion killed him
06:05i just wish i could have been with him on the way to the airport while he's listening to leonard
06:08skydard skydard free bird oh man he's got like a little bit of a bellyache but he's like oh he's
06:13drinking something it's green
06:18yeah oh she made me some kind of like oh bro it's got a health change or something yeah
06:26tough to get down it's healthy or something oh it ain't sitting well with my belly it's burning
06:32but none the less but i'm sad i'm free as a bird and this bird you will not change
06:53oh man oh my god yep you know he was he was loving life
06:59oh sunroof open wind blaring how i don't have to bang that woman that looks like a turtle no more
07:10how many hours of freedom did he have how many hours of joy just a couple
07:16maybe maybe eight to twelve eight to twelve hours of joy in his life
07:21like oh my my guts they hurt oh oh no but it is a great day what what's wrong dad
07:32i don't know oh i'm not feeling so good that's right you're not feeling pretty good
07:40you're not gonna be rid of me i'm the turtle woman she's just laughing and smoking
07:46and she thought too she was just gonna get that 30 million from the brain case
07:55he's gonna bring it home and die and it's mine that's right oh god guys you can't even you can't
08:04even make it up you couldn't honest i saw that update this morning i was like oh my god i don't
08:10think you could have put like 10 of the best comedy writers in a room to come up with the craziest
08:17okay also what we should be doing optioning the movie rights for this because that's going to be
08:22a movie and yeah well the sun is going to do it yeah the sun will do it we should call the sun right
08:28now i bet you can buy the rights for pretty cheap right now we'll give them a couple hundred bucks
08:33yeah take them out we'd love we'd love your parent's story if we could
08:51how many sauces i can get two oh my god we're sitting on a goldmine right now goldmine
09:01because that is an incredible movie oh my god do we call it dumb and deadly for to make it we can do
09:07it oh man even if we get the rights someone will want to buy them from us lease yeah exactly we'll
09:13just sign them over it's like a flip it's like a house yeah we could flips yeah we could flip this
09:19house it really is a great movie i know right dumb and deadly you could do it two ways you could do it
09:25two different ways you could go full-on serious and it's just presented as whatever or you could
09:31get will ferrell oh yeah that's the way that's what you do you know and you could turn it into the
09:36best it could be the best comedy of all time yeah you could get actually you could get the stepbrothers
09:41cast to play that's what i'm saying because john c reilly could be her just be her that's perfect
09:48oh my god oh my god he's got the acting chops to pull it off yeah he does and he does oh my goodness
09:57it just writes itself someone's gonna take it and run with it like always because we're too lazy to
10:02actually do that yeah you're right and no connection but nonetheless dumb and deadly the movie if you see it
10:07no it came from yep