Dave & Chuck the Freak talk about a guy who fell for a Nigerian catfish scam and imagine how excited the scammer was after he was successful.
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00:00uh another guy online uh talking about you know a scam we've heard so much after getting
00:09unceremoniously dumped by his girlfriend of almost three years he decided to seek love
00:14and affection on tinder well swipe after swipe after swipe he eventually found someone he thought
00:19he was hitting it off with after a few successful chats she asked for his whatsapp
00:24and things were starting to cook from there the conversations got hotter and hotter
00:29she proposed a meetup so they could you know explore each other in person 21 year old guy
00:36never experienced anything as hot as this then as they made plans she said how about we send some
00:42pics yeah she said i'm about to take a bath so i can take some pics while i'm in the bath if you get
00:49the ball rolling get the ball rolling me get the ball rolling yeah so he sent some after she
00:59promised to send a video yeah yeah well that's it's a hell of a gamble that's when things went south
01:05yeah almost immediately after hitting send his phone rang and he knew that he had been hook line
01:13and sinker hell i am catfished i have your dog seems that hot steamy conversation was with a guy
01:21with a thick nigerian accent
01:23oh
01:23no
01:26you're not the hot chick
01:29no no no no
01:30no
01:31my god please don't do anything with that photo
01:36he demanded a large amount of money he put into his bank account yep if it wasn't
01:58he would send this guy's dong pic to every single one of his facebook friends everybody
02:03you know everybody i know you know and don't know he then to prove he could do it sent him
02:15screenshots of his facebook profile and all of his friends on it i don't think you have my facebook
02:20check the link oh no you've got it oh
02:27that vegetarian guy would be so happy that he got somebody absolutely
02:36i love that he calls him right away
02:41so excited
02:53sylvia is this you
02:54no
02:56unfortunately dave is
03:01yeah i didn't get the oh i don't know there we go
03:04hello
03:07is there so many other
03:09oh
03:10you don't sound like
03:12how you doing man
03:12oh no
03:14you have my dong pics don't you
03:17yes
03:18oh no what do you want
03:20what do you want
03:21money oh
03:22money oh
03:23oh no
03:24money oh
03:24bitcoin
03:25i'll send you 5,000 bitcoin
03:27more
03:28send you 10,000 in bitcoin then
03:31little bit of more
03:32no
03:34i can't do any more than that
03:36check the link
03:37oh no
03:38you've got my facebook
03:39mom and dad
03:40oh no
03:41don't say that
03:42my mom and dad
03:42oh
03:43oh
03:44they're all doing this dance over there
03:47they got one every time
03:49i'm about to help the whole village
03:51that's their got one dance
03:54we're all excited
03:55they're all excited
03:56shaking there
04:01they celebrate every time they get somebody's dong pic
04:03yep
04:04there's a big parade every time
04:07oh man
04:10hello
04:10oh wow
04:14everyone's so excited
04:15that's their traditional catfish dance
04:18from nigeria
04:19all of the hot chicks get out
04:21and they're in tiny little outfits
04:23and they dance
04:24me and my buddies get some weird instruments
04:27oh man
04:28oh man
04:28do you up
04:29up
04:29up
04:29up
04:30up
04:30up
04:31up
04:32up
04:33up
04:34up
04:34he just decided
04:36he couldn't do it
04:38he hung up
04:40on the nigerian scammer
04:42and decided he'd just own it
04:45he put the whole embarrassing story
04:47out on facebook about how he was being extorted
04:49and told the scammer
04:51listen
04:51i've got no cash
04:53so do what you like
04:54he blocked him everywhere he could
04:55and updated his privacy policies
04:58so far
05:00no dong pic
05:01has come out
05:02but he's beating the crap out of himself
05:04saying i'm just a total dumbass
05:06yeah
05:06all to know that you pleasured yourself to a nigerian man
05:10yeah
05:11right
05:11oh yeah
05:12because he did
05:12you know he did
05:13that's too bad
05:16it is
05:16it really is
05:17i was like i'm going to take a bath
05:19what should i say to him
05:23tell him that you are into the bath
05:25i is going to bath
05:28that is hot
05:30send me a picture
05:32oh you are going to get this one
05:34of your
05:34penis
05:35guys are so dumb too
05:40like even though like it's weirdly
05:42like broken english and stuff
05:43he's like oh
05:44i better do it
05:45i better do it
05:46she loves me
05:47yep
05:48we done