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00:00What is this, am I supposed to take it?
00:01No, I was trying to keep you dry.
00:03Oh, thank you.
00:04I mean, I for one am soaking wet.
00:06Jeez Louise.
00:07Welcome back to my channel, my name is Dani Jackal.
00:09Today I'm at the University of Utah
00:10and I'm gonna be holding umbrellas for strangers.
00:14I have to reach for you.
00:16Well, where are you going?
00:17Wait, stay put, I can't keep walking like this.
00:19I'm just keeping you warm.
00:21Did it work?
00:22It's working.
00:22Okay.
00:24I think I can feel your heartbeat for me from here.
00:28Well, what's next?
00:30I don't know, what is next?
00:31Maybe you can get my number?
00:32Okay.
00:33Okay.
00:34Here, let me get my phone.
00:35I like your vest.
00:38I like your screen saver.
00:39Thank you, you like pickles?
00:41Actually no.
00:42Oh.
00:43It's a cool screen saver.
00:44You just want me to have yours or something?
00:46Like of a sandwich.
00:47I know there's a good sandwich.
00:49I was gonna ask you to get Jimmy John's later, nevermind.
00:53That's what I meant.
00:55Okay.
00:56Okay, yeah, okay.
00:58Yeah, there you go.
01:00Okay, love you.
01:01Yeah, love you too.
01:02Bye.
01:02Bye.
01:05Oh, excuse me, I wanna reach for one of these.
01:07Are you okay?
01:08Yeah, sorry, you scared me.
01:09Oh, I just wanted to make sure you didn't get wet.
01:12Oh, I'm good, I'm good, thank you.
01:14Wait, really?
01:16Yeah, I'm so confused.
01:19What's up?
01:20I just don't want you to get wet.
01:21With those luscious locks of yours,
01:23can't risk getting any sort of water or humidity, huh?
01:28Yeah, thank you.
01:30Yeah, of course, could I touch one?
01:31Sure.
01:35Wow, I just wanna eat them like a curly fry.
01:38Thank you, I don't know what to say.
01:39Speaking of eating, could I eat with you?
01:42Maybe we go on a date, you and I?
01:45Sure.
01:45Okay, let me get your number.
01:47How old are you?
01:48Old enough.
01:49How old are you?
01:50Old enough.
01:51That's all we need to know.
01:53Okay.
01:55Okay, what's your name?
01:56Tegan, what's yours?
01:57Danny.
01:58Danny?
01:59Nice to meet you, Tags.
02:00Is that a good nickname for you?
02:02Sure.
02:03Or do you want me to just call you Daddy?
02:05I think Tags is good.
02:06Okay, Tags is good, we'll stick with that, cool.
02:08All right, well, I'll hit you up.
02:10See ya.
02:12Hi.
02:13Oh, hi.
02:14How are you?
02:15I'm good, how are you?
02:15Good, just figured you didn't wanna get wet today.
02:18Oh, you're actually all good.
02:20I'm just walking to class, I'm almost there.
02:22Oh, do you want me to continue?
02:24You can.
02:25You can stay dry the rest of your walk.
02:26If you need it, it's all yours.
02:29Well, we're sharing.
02:30Oh, we're sharing now?
02:31If you're down, I mean, that was kind of a-
02:33I'm good with whatever,
02:34but do you have to go somewhere else?
02:34Oh, no, this is what I have to do.
02:37Who the hell has to make you do this?
02:39Just these notes.
02:42That's all.
02:43Shall we?
02:44We can, yeah.
02:45Okay.
02:46I have to go to the language and communication building.
02:48I'm so good at communicating, let's go.
02:50Okay.
02:51Let's walk.
02:52Perfect.
02:54Yeah.
02:56Where are you going?
02:58I'm going to my class.
02:58I like your boots.
02:59Thanks, I like your face.
03:01Can I sit on it?
03:03I'm just kidding.
03:05Hey.
03:06Hi.
03:07I just don't want to get you wet.
03:08Oh, thank you.
03:09Although I'm pretty wet looking at you.
03:11That was too much.
03:13Yeah, no, that was inappropriate.
03:15Danny, you bad girl, right?
03:17Yeah.
03:18I can't, like, you don't want my number, right?
03:20Yeah, no, I didn't.
03:22I mean, this is just...
03:24You know, this is not ideal, you know?
03:34At least you're warmer than you were before.
03:39Hey.
03:40Hey.
03:41How are you?
03:41Good, how are you?
03:42I'm good.
03:43What is it?
03:44What are you doing?
03:45Just giving you a little bit of warmth.
03:46It's not raining.
03:48Yeah, but it might again,
03:49and I wouldn't want you to get wet.
03:51I appreciate it.
03:51Thank you, what's your name?
03:52I'm Danny.
03:54Hi, Danny, nice to meet you.
03:55What's your name?
03:56Pete.
03:57Nice to meet you, Pete.
03:58You like that pizza?
03:59It's so cheap.
04:00I mean, I could go for a pizza, that's...
04:02But that...
04:04Yeah, no, I was just kidding.
04:06I mean, you know, it depends on what you want,
04:08but like, just kidding.
04:09I know, seriously.
04:10You know I'm gay, but...
04:11Okay, well, I mean...
04:13Shucks, but...
04:14Shucks.
04:15Whatever.
04:16That's okay.
04:17I mean...
04:17Don't you want to be my GVFF?
04:18Yeah, I'm down.
04:21Here's her.
04:23Wait, wait.
04:24What's happening?
04:25You know what they say about
04:26two people under an umbrella.
04:27Oh my God.
04:29What is this?
04:30Am I supposed to take it?
04:31No, I was trying to keep you dry.
04:33Oh, thank you.
04:34I mean, I for one am soaking wet.
04:38What?
04:40No, just from the snow, I was...
04:42That's why I bought one of these.
04:45Okay, so...
04:46I think you're giving me
04:47the most awkward experience of my entire life.
04:50Oh, well, I mean,
04:52at least I took your virginity in some way.
04:54Yeah, exactly.
04:54Yeah.
04:55Thank you for the service.
04:56Yeah, of course.
04:59I was thinking I could get your number, but...
05:02I can't tell if you're being serious.
05:03I can't tell if you are.
05:05You seem scared of me,
05:06but it's kind of turning me on.
05:09I think not on this day.
05:11Okay.
05:11Have a good one.
05:12Thanks, you too.
05:15Wait, where are you going?
05:19You look cold.
05:20No, I'm good.
05:22I mean, you don't look cold.
05:23You look hot to me, but you might be cold.
05:26I'm not cold, but I appreciate it very much.
05:29Okay, I appreciate your eyelashes.
05:30I just want to put a little mascara on them.
05:36Well, nice to meet you.
05:37Nice to meet you.
05:38I'm Jay.
05:39Danny.
05:40Danny, I'm Cougar.
05:41Cougar?
05:41Yeah.
05:42That is so perfect, because I am one.
05:44I'm probably older than you.
05:46So that works.
05:47Holy shit.
05:48Wow, that's a good pairing if I've ever seen.
05:51All right, well, I'm going to keep going.
05:53Oh, so you don't want my number?
05:57Yeah.
05:59No, I was, yeah.
06:00The Cougar thing is just like totally not,
06:02it doesn't apply typically, you know, but anyways,
06:06okay, well, off you go.
06:08See ya.
06:11Oh, thank you.
06:12Of course.
06:13You know what they say about two people under an umbrella?
06:15No, what did they say?
06:16Nothing, I just wanted a reason to talk to you.
06:19Yeah.
06:20Thanks.
06:21Yeah, of course.
06:24I could tell you're pizza.
06:26Yes, my pizza.
06:28What I really want is just a pizza to that dick.
06:31That's clever, that's good, sorry.
06:33As you can tell, I'm really not good with the lines.
06:37My Riz game's a little off.
06:38I'm a little rusty, just got out of a relationship.
06:41I see.
06:42He ended up hooking up with my mom,
06:43so I'm trying to like get over it.
06:44Yeah.
06:45That's crazy.
06:46Yeah, it's not great.
06:49So, do you have a friend?
06:51Maybe.
06:51Okay, you're always welcome to stand under my umbrella.
06:55And uh, and uh, ay, ay, ay, it is pouring rain.
07:01Yeah?
07:02Yeah.
07:03Okay.
07:04Rihanna.
07:05Okay, well, I'll let you finish that.
07:06Thanks.
07:06It was a nice talk.
07:07It was great.
07:08I'll send some more people your way.
07:09Please do.
07:10I'm just messing around and filming a video.
07:12I don't know if you saw the camera,
07:13but just holding the umbrella for people,
07:14but you were awesome.
07:15Is it cool with you if we use your reaction in the video?
07:18Oh.
07:19Yeah, no, I'm just messing around.
07:20I'm filming a video.
07:21Just holding umbrellas for people.
07:23So, I'm sorry, sorry.
07:24Is it cool with you if we use your reaction in the video?
07:27Sure.
07:28I'm filming a video holding umbrellas for people.
07:31Sorry, sorry.
07:33You were so awesome, your reaction.
07:34Like, you were so confused.
07:36Is it okay with you, though,
07:37if we use your reaction in the video?
07:38You were great.
07:40Thank you guys so much for watching the video.
07:41I hope you enjoyed it, and if you did,
07:42please be sure to give it a big thumbs up,
07:44comment below, subscribe, follow me
07:45on all my social platforms,
07:46and I'll see you in the next video.
07:48I'm gonna go get warm,
07:49because my hands are about to shrivel up and peel off.
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