それでも俺は、妻としたい 第11話「私って本物のバカなの？」2025年3月22日
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00:00Hi, I'm Tsumi.
00:07Hi, I'm Batsu.
00:08We're from the TV show called Myoto Manzai.
00:11You came up with a funny idea today, right?
00:14Yes, I did.
00:15I'm going to show you my voice and face when I'm about to leave.
00:19I'm going to show you my voice and face when I'm about to leave.
00:24Hi, I'm Tsumi.
00:28Hi, I'm Batsu.
00:30We're Dostoevsky.
00:34I'm with Jennifer Lawrence.
00:39Oh, no!
00:40Ouch!
00:42I'm with Cameron Diaz.
00:58Hi, I'm Dostoevsky.
01:03Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:08Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:13Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:18Hi, I'm Batsu.
01:23I had a meaningless conviction that I would never accept this idea.
01:44However, there was a big difference between me and Rocky.
01:54Oh, you're awake.
01:57I'm so nervous.
02:02Me too.
02:03Don't be nervous.
02:06In order to prove that I'm not just a loafer,
02:10Rocky knows he's going to lose,
02:14but I'm going to prove that I'm not just a loafer.
02:25I'm going to sleep a little longer.
02:28Okay.
02:36I'm going to sleep.
03:07Love and consumption
03:10Even if I get rid of them, they rot away
03:13I can't do anything if I throw them away
03:20I can't give up on love
03:26Hurry up, Osomatsu
03:31Taro, stay home.
03:33Mom and Dad are going to work hard.
03:36I want to go see them.
03:38I'm sorry, Taro.
03:39But it's embarrassing to be seen by Mom and Dad.
03:42You didn't even go to see Taro's comedy, did you?
03:44Instead, you can keep looking at your iPad.
03:46Really?
03:47I'll do my best.
03:50See you later.
03:52See you.
03:53See you.
03:54Okay, let's go.
03:57What?
03:58Hurry up and move.
03:59Okay.
04:07It would have been nice to show Taro
04:09that we're doing comedy.
04:11What are you talking about?
04:12That's impossible.
04:14You've been watching Doblock,
04:16so you must know a lot about comedy.
04:18I've seen Doblock a few times.
04:20Really?
04:22Is that a compliment?
04:24No way.
04:26I don't think so.
04:28Doblock
04:57This is the name of the company and its representative.
04:59Please give me your contact information.
05:00Okay.
05:05Dos...
05:06Dosuto...
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08Dosuto F. Suki.
05:09Dosuto F. Suki.
05:10Dosuto F. Suki.
05:11Okay.
05:15Okay.
05:17Please come back here 30 minutes before the audition.
05:20Okay.
05:21I'll do it in order.
05:25Why are you in my way?
05:30Good morning.
05:31Good morning.
05:35Takakura and Kento are together.
05:37I don't like it.
05:38I'm leaving.
05:39Megu.
05:40Takakura...
05:41Takakura and Kento are together.
05:43I don't like it.
05:44I'm leaving.
05:45Megu.
05:47Hey!
05:48It's you.
05:50I'm sorry.
05:51Who was it?
05:52Danmitsu, right?
05:54Are you okay?
05:55You haven't vomited for a while.
05:57I'm a little nervous.
05:59I don't feel good.
06:00Get a grip.
06:01You're the one who said it.
06:07I'll go buy another one.
06:08Are you still going to drink?
06:09I'm nervous, too.
06:13It hurts.
06:14I'm leaving.
06:23Get a grip.
06:24You're the one who said it.
06:26Hey!
06:27What?
06:28Why are you doing this?
06:30I'm so frustrated.
06:32I'm so frustrated.
06:34I thought you were the best.
06:41Hurry up.
06:44Hurry up.
06:59Don't make that face.
07:03Get a grip.
07:04I'm so frustrated.
07:06I'm so frustrated.
07:07I'm so frustrated.
07:10I can't help it.
07:11I can't help it.
07:13I'm so frustrated.
07:16Quiet, please.
07:20Thank you for coming today.
07:24We will begin the audition.
07:27I'd like to choose three of you.
07:34If you are chosen, you will perform at the live show starting at 6 p.m.
07:40Some of you will be professional dancers.
07:42If you want to be a professional dancer, please come.
07:45The famous teacher will judge you.
07:49That's fine.
07:50I used to do God Town.
07:53No, it's Gogoro.
07:55It's the same.
07:56It's the same.
07:57It's the same.
07:58Please come to the reception.
08:02Mr. Mijinko.
08:04Mr. Mijinko.
08:05Yes.
08:06Please.
08:10Good luck.
08:11Good luck.
08:16Hello.
08:20I'm Mijinko.
08:21Nice to meet you.
08:23I like baseball.
08:26So, I'll teach you baseball.
08:28How long are you?
08:31How long are you?
08:3315 seconds.
08:35You are slow.
08:37Don't say it clearly.
08:38I feel sorry for you.
08:39How long are you?
08:42How long are you?
08:4314.9 seconds.
08:44It's the same.
08:45I'm a stalker.
08:48What?
08:49That's right.
08:51You are a stalker.
08:52I didn't expect you to go to Tokyo.
08:54Good luck.
08:56Let's go.
08:57Come on.
09:00I like this ball.
09:02Let's go.
09:03Next is Mr. Hizaka.
09:07Mr. Hizaka.
09:10Hello, I'm Hizaka.
09:16Thank you, Mr. Hizaka.
09:19Please take off your shoes.
09:22Next is Mr. Dostoevsky.
09:29Hello, I'm Dostoevsky.
09:33We were called.
09:45Read it carefully.
09:46You will get the result, right?
09:49Hey.
09:53Let's start.
09:55Yes.
09:56Let's go.
09:57Wait a minute.
09:58What?
09:59Hug me.
10:01What are you talking about?
10:03I'm nervous.
10:05Let's do it.
10:07Hello, I'm Tsumi.
10:10Hello, I'm Batsu.
10:13Hello, we are Dostoevsky.
10:19You are still talking.
10:23What was it?
10:25What was it?
10:27Actually, I'm a sex-loss.
10:33Yes, I'm a sex-loss.
10:36What are you talking about?
10:38We decided to combine with our favorite celebrities.
10:44Combine.
10:46Your voice is small.
10:48It's your line.
10:50For example, you like Danmitsu, right?
10:52So, combine with Danmitsu and show your face and voice to everyone.
10:57No, I don't.
10:59No, you don't.
11:01I'll go first.
11:03I love Mr. Sato.
11:05I love Mr. Sato.
11:07No, I'll go.
11:09No.
11:12What are you doing? It's your turn.
11:19I love Mr. Danmitsu.
11:22No.
11:23I love Mr. Hugh.
11:26No, I'll go.
11:28It's Hugh.
11:32It's your turn.
11:36I love Mr. Flatbeats.
11:40No, I'll go.
11:43It's Hugh.
11:45I love Mr. DiCaprio.
11:48No, I'll go.
11:51It's Titanic.
11:53I love Mr. Ken Takakura.
11:56No, I'll go.
11:58You are clumsy.
12:00I love Udo Shohei.
12:03No, I'll go.
12:05It's too cute.
12:34I LOVE UDO SHOHEI
12:57I became one with Mr. Hugh again.
13:00I don't want to! Let's go!
13:03No.
13:10Thank you very much.
13:17Oh, thank you very much.
13:22Well, please leave.
13:24Yes.
13:26Well, next...
13:31I'm thinking of starting judo this year.
13:34This year?
13:35Judo? That's unusual.
13:37I think the beginning is the most important.
13:40Of course, the beginning is the most important.
13:55Oh, that's nice.
14:25What's wrong?
14:40What am I?
14:46What am I?
14:51Am I a fool?
14:56This...
15:00This is not my life.
15:05I don't have a goal or anything I want to do.
15:09What is this?
15:18Why?
15:20I work for you.
15:23But what is this?
15:25Is this some kind of punishment?
15:26Is my life a punishment?
15:29That's not true.
15:33But...
15:37I didn't live properly, so this happened, right?
15:43I don't think that's true.
15:47I know that.
15:50I've been pretending not to see it.
15:52In my life.
15:53I know that the best.
15:59But...
16:01Why are you...
16:05What are you?
16:07Who are you?
16:08Do it properly.
16:11I told you I'd give you the result.
16:15What is this?
16:17Why is it like this?
16:19You need to do more.
16:24I...
16:27I'm upset.
16:29I'm really upset.
16:32Because I thought you were the best.
16:39I'm so lame.
16:48But I don't have the courage.
16:52My life is a mess.
16:57I'm so lame.
17:03It's all your fault.
17:06I mean...
17:08Everything is your fault.
17:10I'm the one who's lame.
17:12It's all my fault.
17:14I'm so lame.
17:15It's all my fault.
17:17It's all my fault for not living my life.
17:22But you...
17:25Do it properly.
17:27Do it.
17:29I don't want you to tell me to do it.
17:31I don't want to tell you.
17:36I'm so lame.
17:41I'm 100 times more lame than you.
17:45I'm so lame.
17:51I'm so lame.
17:55I'm so lame.
17:57I'm so lame.
18:09I'm so lame.
18:14Oh
18:44Oh
18:59Okay
19:14Thank you
19:44Oh
20:14Oh
20:44Oh
21:14Oh
21:44Oh
22:14Oh
22:44Oh
23:14Oh