Baylen Out Loud S01 E06
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00:00Wake up, smell the roses, and suck a penis.
00:04Let go and let God.
00:07So my roommate is leaving.
00:09Yeah.
00:10And Baylin and I are moving in together.
00:15You guys are adults now.
00:17I'm not going to tell you what to do.
00:19You're both.
00:22I'm relieved that they're not going to kind of like put this wall up.
00:26I do.
00:27I'm here to hopefully relieve concerns that you have.
00:30I have some deep concerns about those two moving in together.
00:34I fucking mean this.
00:36Nothing better happen to my kid. Nothing.
00:39My dad's concerns are where I was four years ago.
00:42Colin hasn't seen me at my worst.
00:44Like my parents literally had to feed me four years ago.
00:46They were literally spoon feeding me.
00:48I have to make sure you're okay.
00:50Because if you're not okay, I can't be.
00:54I know it may seem a little fast.
00:58Oh boy.
01:04Colin, do you have something you want to tell us?
01:10I'm wanting to propose to Baylin.
01:23Saw you in the corner of the street.
01:26Saw you in the corner of the street.
01:28While walking you didn't have the time.
01:30Look at this dude.
01:32You see me rolling.
01:34You excited?
01:36It's our first apartment that we're seeing.
01:38I know.
01:39I'm excited.
01:40I'm excited so far.
01:41This place looks really nice.
01:42Thanks.
01:43It's finally happening.
01:45Me and Colin are officially moving in with each other.
01:49My birthday is in a couple weeks.
01:51It's my birthday.
01:54And a gift to myself is finding the perfect apartment.
01:58We've both been saving up for a long time.
02:01But we have to make sure that it works for my tics
02:06and doesn't have many dangers or triggers.
02:12Doorbell, doorbell works.
02:15That's a trigger.
02:16I know, I know you don't.
02:19Okay.
02:20There's certain things that trigger me that I can't explain why.
02:25Like doorbells.
02:26I have to push it three times.
02:28Luckily, I'll be on the other side of the door if we move in here.
02:34Hi, Baylin.
02:35Hi, Colin.
02:36Come on in.
02:38Oh, this is nice.
02:40It's so freaking cute.
02:41So, how are you guys doing?
02:42Did you find the place okay?
02:44Yeah, we're good.
02:45We're excited to look at this.
02:47Yeah, there's currently a tenant living here.
02:49They're moving out at the end of the month.
02:51Suck a penis.
02:53This is my first client with Tourette's Syndrome.
02:56I'd like to say that it's more of a different process.
03:02Every situation can start another tic.
03:05But working together, I think we can find the best place for her.
03:09As we've shared with you,
03:10there's three things that are kind of really important to the both of us.
03:14The first one being things that are within walking distance.
03:18The community.
03:19Baylin's parents don't seem to be totally on board
03:22with me and Baylin moving in together.
03:25And I know her dad is watching every move that I make.
03:29It's a lot of pressure,
03:30and I want to make sure that I'm showing them
03:32that I'm putting Baylin's needs first,
03:35especially because I plan on proposing to her after we move in together.
03:40And she has no idea, of course.
03:42I'm going to need a balcony for the dogs to go to the bathroom.
03:45And then another thing is also a dog park.
03:48Yeah, that's the only way I make friends is through my dogs.
03:52So I can definitely relate to that.
03:55I have a dog myself.
03:56Oh, my goodness.
03:57He's a jerk, but we love him.
04:00Is that your parents?
04:01Yeah.
04:02Hello.
04:03Hi.
04:04Come on in.
04:05You're a boy.
04:06My parents are still worried about my safety
04:10being out in the world because of my tics.
04:13So, of course, I invited them to come look at apartments with us.
04:21I like the building.
04:23Absolutely.
04:24There's a door code to get in.
04:26There's 24-hour concierge.
04:28Okay.
04:29But everything is updated.
04:31All new appliances.
04:32You stretched out electric.
04:33So that's good.
04:34If you need a plumber or an electrician.
04:38As a dad and having my baby girl move out,
04:41I'm on the lookout for everything.
04:43I have no idea if Colin knows anything about breaker boxes
04:47or panel boxes or light switches.
04:50I was like...
04:51He thinks he's the general inspector, inspector gadget.
04:55But also, with Baylin's history of tics,
04:58I need to make sure that this isn't going to be an environment
05:01that's going to exasperate her tics
05:05and cause her more damage than good.
05:07That's gas.
05:09Gas stove.
05:10Okay.
05:11That's a little bit of an issue.
05:13Any sort of a tic that happens,
05:14that's, like, my number one thing for the kitchen.
05:17That's not a gas stove, but you could always...
05:19That and the things that go, like, over it.
05:21Like, those things.
05:22Like, I don't want to pick those up.
05:24All right.
05:25Did you walk through it all?
05:26No.
05:27No.
05:28Okay.
05:29Can we just check it out?
05:30Okay.
05:31Of course.
05:32It's so cute and modern.
05:34It is so pretty.
05:35It's fresh.
05:36Like, this is so freaking pretty.
05:37Baylin's going to buy the furniture.
05:39I know.
05:40But anyways...
05:41I'm like, is this...
05:42You want to go out here?
05:43Anyways, the patio, I like because it's not a door.
05:45It's a sliding door.
05:46I do like that.
05:47Um...
05:48Hey, motherfuckers!
05:50Come here!
05:52You're done.
05:54You're bald.
05:55We got to get inside.
05:56We got to get inside.
05:57We got to get inside.
05:58Yeah, he's bald.
05:59Inside we go.
06:00So the balcony situation is a necessity,
06:01but it's not working well.
06:02You're bald.
06:04When she was screaming off the balcony,
06:06I was definitely thinking she should not be doing that
06:10on a busy street at a gas station
06:13where there are, you know, a lot of random people.
06:16You know, I do see how it can be dangerous,
06:18especially if she's on her own.
06:20That balcony situation, hard no for me.
06:22There's different crowds that come in and out of gas stations,
06:25so I don't think yelling F-words out about a balcony...
06:28We're going to get sniped.
06:30Go up there!
06:31I don't want to rain on Balin and Colin's parade,
06:33but this apartment is only a couple stories up,
06:36so everyone on the street can hear Balin ticking at them.
06:39I certainly want Balin to be happy,
06:41but I don't think seeing this apartment
06:43is making us any more secure about wanting Balin to move out.
06:47It's just all about, like, learning,
06:49since this is our first, like, apartment tour,
06:52that, again, with the gas, back to the gas,
06:55like, it's just something I'm learning as we're going,
06:57because I'm sure there's multiple different places
06:59with balconies facing different places.
07:01Yeah.
07:02It's just, for some reason, the gas station is just a no.
07:05Yeah, yeah.
07:06It's all good to know, and, of course,
07:08we want to make sure you're in the best possible location.
07:11I'm feeling OK after the first apartment.
07:17It could have went better,
07:19but just being able to nitpick and see the little things
07:24that could potentially be a problem with her condition
07:27just allows us to take all that information
07:30and hopefully find something that checks all of our boxes.
07:34I'm definitely not your average client.
07:38Peace out, A-Town.
07:44La la la la la la la la la la
07:48La la la la la la la la la la
07:52Oh, this is cute. It's so cute.
07:54All right, go, go.
07:58Good afternoon, welcome to Elle's Kitchen.
08:00Hello.
08:01Oh my gosh, you're going to find too much in here.
08:04It's so freaking cute, there's so much stuff.
08:07Yes, very colorful.
08:09This is definitely a Balin store.
08:11No, it is, this is clearly a Balin store.
08:15Even though me and Colin haven't found an apartment yet,
08:19it's not going to stop me from shopping for the apartment yet.
08:24And I have a few things I need to talk to my mom about.
08:29Colin was a little quiet yesterday,
08:31and I think we were finding a place together,
08:34and I feel like it felt like a little bit more
08:36generated towards my needs.
08:38This is what's needed for my Tourette's,
08:40and this is what's needed for me, me, me, me, me, when it's us.
08:44Now that I know the precautions
08:46and the safety concerns and everything,
08:48for the next apartment that we're going to look at,
08:50I think that me and Colin are just going to look at it.
08:54Is that okay?
08:58Would you give me at least the area so it would make me feel better
09:01if I could at least glance out the area?
09:03And don't rush into signing papers without being like,
09:07looking to your mom for some advice.
09:10Stove stuff, look at that still, look at balcony stuff.
09:15I'm trying to put on a brave face and show Bailyn
09:19that I do trust her to make her own adult decisions.
09:22That doesn't mean that I'm not going to try
09:24and be like a little drone over top of them a little bit,
09:28but just to let them breathe and walk through this together
09:32is probably my best bet.
09:34When me and Colin move into our apartment,
09:39I would like for Colin's parents to come up
09:43and both families to meet.
09:46Yeah, we'd love to meet them.
09:48Colin's parents live over 4 hours away,
09:50so we've never had a chance to meet.
09:52From what I know, they tend to be on the conservative side,
09:56and we live a pretty messy life, so it'll be interesting.
10:00But I'm curious to see what Colin's roots are, really.
10:03So would they, like, let's say we went to a bar restaurant,
10:07is that a thing?
10:09Yeah, they just don't drink.
10:12Yeah, would we get more fun? That's okay.
10:15How about this?
10:16Why don't we invite them to celebrate your birthday with us?
10:19Don't you think that'd be easiest?
10:21We're probably going to be a lot for Marlene and Chuck.
10:25Yeah.
10:26I really want our families to get along
10:29because I do see a future with Colin,
10:32but our families have very different lifestyles,
10:36and my family can be a lot to handle.
10:41I don't know how it's going to go.
10:46What are we doing for my birthday?
10:50We're leaving it up to your dad. I don't know.
10:53I don't want to pick or choose or decide what we're doing
10:57because I'm too indecisive.
10:59As long as there's cake and food, I'm fine.
11:02Going out for birthday celebrations is very difficult for me.
11:07In those type of environments,
11:09my anxiety gets worse and my tics get bad.
11:13However, I'm turning 22, and I want a birthday party.
11:17I've been making progress with being out in public,
11:21and I want to keep pushing past my comfort zone.
11:25Your mom's comfort zone.
11:28Like, I freaking want a birthday, but at the same time,
11:31I'm like, I can't figure it out myself.
11:34Going out in public is extremely overstimulating,
11:37no matter how long I'm out for.
11:40We'll make sure that it's fun. We'll figure out something.
11:44I definitely feel like she's come quite a ways,
11:47but between moving in with Colin, us meeting his parents,
11:51the impending birthday party, it's a whole lot on her plate,
11:55and I'm a little bit worried it just might be too much.
12:00So...
12:03I have news.
12:06She's adulting!
12:08This is where the trust comes into place.
12:10I just want her and us to be prepared for anything.
12:14Happy birthday, sweetheart.
12:16Hi, have a huggy. Where's Colin?
12:18I don't know. I took a ride share here.
12:21I thought the most stressful thing today
12:23would be both of our parents meeting,
12:26not Colin disappearing.
12:28I don't even know where Colin is.
12:30You haven't seen Colin? All day.
12:52This area is nice.
12:54I know. It's super nice.
12:56We got a little grocery store right there and everything.
13:00Suck a penis!
13:02Now that we're starting to look at apartments without my parents,
13:07it's really starting to kick in and feel real.
13:11Hey guys, how are you?
13:13How's it going? Good, how are you?
13:16Oh my gosh!
13:181289 square feet, 2 bed and 2 bath.
13:21Wow, there's so much space in here.
13:25This is insane.
13:27It does have the electric stove you were looking for
13:31instead of the gas stove.
13:33It's perfect.
13:35What do you think?
13:37Honestly, do you prefer the electric over the gas or do you not care?
13:40Which one do you prefer?
13:42I prefer the electric.
13:44Having an open flame is just dangerous for anybody,
13:47whether that's you or just anyone in general.
13:49Something can fall off the pan and go into the fire.
13:53You want to look at the balcony?
13:57So it's on a quiet street?
13:59Get in there!
14:01Does it feel slanted?
14:03You think it feels slanted?
14:05I don't think it feels slanted.
14:07I'm petrified of heights.
14:09Luckily, we're only on the 7th floor
14:12and I won't really be out here that much.
14:15Suck a penis!
14:17It's not facing the gas station.
14:19At least if I do take out here,
14:21there's not a lot of walking traffic
14:24down on the sidewalk or the street.
14:26OK, want to see the bedrooms?
14:28Yes, yes, yes.
14:32Holy crap!
14:34This is the biggest bedroom
14:36that I have ever seen in an apartment.
14:39Whoo!
14:41All the natural light.
14:43Whoo!
14:45Look at the bathroom.
14:48Oh my god, Colin, we get to pee and poop
14:51and look at our neighbors.
14:53Holy crap.
14:55Yep, you just did a number 2.
14:58That's a trigger.
15:00You got weight, you got weight?
15:02OK.
15:04It's the girl power!
15:06There you go.
15:08Go in there!
15:12Yeah, I mean, really,
15:14the only problem that I have with this
15:16is that it's glass,
15:18and I've seen you bang your head off the wall
15:21in the shower before,
15:23so this can be super dangerous for you.
15:26So...
15:32I get where Colin's coming from with the glass.
15:35However, no apartment is going to be 100% perfect.
15:41I'll just navigate it the best way I can day to day.
15:47That was the loudest stomach growl I've ever heard.
15:51Yep.
15:53Yep.
15:55Even this bedroom has really good size to it.
15:58My desk and gaming area
16:00is probably going to go right here, right?
16:02Mm-hmm.
16:04That's all I need to know.
16:06Hi guys, do you have any questions about the unit?
16:09We just kind of want to talk things over, if that's OK.
16:12Sounds good, I'll be back in a bit.
16:14Do you think there's anything in here
16:17that could be dangerous for you?
16:19I mean, I could freaking bubble wrap everything,
16:22but I mean, I could smash my hand off this,
16:24I could bang my head off that.
16:26There's just certain things that I could think about,
16:29but other than that, I literally have no concerns.
16:35So we're moving in, right?
16:37This is the place?
16:39Yeah.
16:41This place is amazing.
16:43We're moving in together,
16:45and I feel like the next big thing in our relationship
16:48is our parents meeting.
16:50Mm-hmm.
16:52They can come to my birthday party.
16:54Yeah.
16:56And hopefully they can come and stay here.
16:58OK.
17:00I could get us all matching pajamas.
17:02No.
17:04I'm just really excited.
17:06I know, I know.
17:08I just want to do circles.
17:10♪ Imagine something, something different ♪
17:14♪ Something right
17:22♪
17:30♪ I like it, like it, like it
17:32Look at Beckett!
17:34Beckett's like...
17:37Let's get Nick this time.
17:42I came back home to celebrate
17:44Bailyn's birthday for a few days.
17:46I'm turning 22 this week.
17:48You are turning 22.
17:50But it looks like the party's already begun.
17:52What are you guys doing?
17:54Ah!
17:56Go do your shenanigans in the basement.
17:58It doesn't matter.
18:00You guys are scaring Tootie.
18:02Fuck, fuck.
18:04You just wrestle
18:06and throw balls around the living room.
18:08It never ends.
18:10It's the gift that keeps on giving.
18:12Yeah.
18:14Wow.
18:16Fresh out of bed?
18:18Pretty much.
18:20So...
18:22I have news.
18:26Me and Colin
18:28found our apartment.
18:30OK.
18:32Look at me.
18:34Tootie found a home to live in.
18:36OK.
18:38We all found a home to live in.
18:40I'm not super surprised that Bailyn
18:42has already found her apartment.
18:44When she wants something,
18:46she puts her mind to it and gets it done.
18:48What makes this place the place?
18:50For one, it's so gorgeous.
18:52Not only that,
18:54but the apartment facility is great.
18:56Balconies for the dogs?
18:58Yes.
19:00Not a gas stove, I hope.
19:02The stove is electric.
19:04It's very open.
19:06The 7th.
19:08And there's 2 bedrooms.
19:10The 2nd bedroom's for what?
19:12The 2nd bedroom is mainly going to be used
19:14for Colin's gaming stuff.
19:16It's going to be filled with LED lights up in there.
19:18It's going to be the man cave.
19:20I am so happy that Bailyn
19:22found her new apartment.
19:24Even though Bailyn's moving in with Colin,
19:26it's going to be very exciting
19:28for her to be as self-sufficient as possible.
19:30That's what our whole family wants for her.
19:32I mean, first,
19:34I'm super excited that you guys found something.
19:36But I still feel like I have a gazillion questions.
19:38I would love to make sure
19:40that this is all going to work for you, right?
19:42There's so much.
19:44This is where the trust comes into place.
19:46It's like, you're hoping,
19:48like, okay,
19:50she's adulting.
19:52She can do these things.
19:54And then in the same breath, it's like,
19:56but I think she still needs me, doesn't she?
19:58Doesn't she just still need my help,
20:00my opinion, my input?
20:04So there's so many big things coming up, ladies.
20:06Moving,
20:08which is going to be holy crap.
20:10And your birthday,
20:12with Colin's parents coming to meet us.
20:14Have you guys come up with anything?
20:16We are going to just do
20:18a country-western bar with a mall,
20:20with a mechanical mall.
20:22Oh, I'm so excited.
20:24I'm so excited.
20:26I don't know anything about this place
20:28other than to pick that out. I'm a little concerned.
20:30Well, because she loves western things.
20:32Like, she's like, she's got stuff coming in the mail.
20:34She's a buckle bunny.
20:36Sparkly cowboy boots up to here.
20:38Save a horse, ride a cowgirl.
20:44Stick down in Dallas, bitch.
20:46Yee-haw, motherfucker.
20:48She loves country.
20:50I'm super excited that this year
20:52I'm super excited to go out for your birthday,
20:54but as far as Mom and Dad
20:56meeting Chuck and Marlene,
20:58you're on your own with that one.
21:00I'm not sitting on the bull,
21:02I'm standing up.
21:04You're so excited,
21:06but the environment is going to be stimulating,
21:08so if you're not feeling great,
21:10then we can go outside,
21:12quiet area, go to the car.
21:14I'm so happy that Bailin
21:16is excited to spend her party
21:18out at a bar this year,
21:20considering that sometimes
21:22those experiences don't go very well for her.
21:24A lot could go wrong the day of.
21:26So I just want her
21:28and us to be prepared
21:30for anything.
21:34It's moving day!
21:36It's moving day!
21:38What is this?
21:40I think we need more people for this moving process.
21:42What?
21:44No.
21:46Thunderstorms are a huge
21:48sensory issue for me.
21:50My foot's stuck.
21:52Your what?
21:54My foot's stuck.
21:56I mean, that looks like it hurts.
22:06Come on!
22:08That scared the shit out of me.
22:10I'm not going to lie.
22:12You got enough room so we can get that out?
22:14Yeah, it should be enough.
22:16It's moving day!
22:18You got it?
22:20Yep.
22:22Come on, yeah!
22:24Here we go.
22:30I like that you're like the end,
22:32Bailin. You're like the end of it.
22:34You got enough room?
22:36I got you.
22:38Let me just put it right here.
22:40It's beautiful.
22:42It looks massive.
22:44It looks nice.
22:46Oh my god, the view!
22:48Your place is bazinga.
22:50Okay.
22:52It's bazinga.
22:54Bojangles.
22:56God damn.
22:58It's beautiful.
23:00I love it.
23:04Last week, Bailin found an apartment
23:06for her and Colin.
23:08And today, her and Colin are moving in together.
23:10Five years ago,
23:12Bailin was really rock bottom.
23:14And it felt like this would probably
23:16never be attainable for Bailin.
23:18She's overcome so many hurdles
23:20to get to this point.
23:22My heart is just smiling
23:24and I'm just grateful to be here with her.
23:26Is that the bathroom?
23:28That's my closet.
23:30You guys can go in and look at the closet.
23:32Oh my god, it's so bright.
23:34I'm going to need sunglasses in here.
23:36Oh my god, this is so beautiful!
23:38There's a lot of room.
23:40You can probably configure the space
23:42a couple different ways.
23:44This is so exciting.
23:46I'm going to be living about an hour and a half
23:48away from my parents,
23:50which is a huge change in our lives
23:52and a little bit overwhelming.
23:54I have no idea how my dicks will be
23:56in a whole new environment.
23:58We've got a lot of stuff to move.
24:00Can we go? Let's get this going.
24:02Backner's in charge of the job.
24:04Let's get this going.
24:06We do.
24:08♪
24:10♪
24:12Good, you got a stove topper.
24:14Even though I feel safer
24:16using an electric stove
24:18over a gas stove,
24:20I can still break it,
24:22I can still smash it,
24:24I can still touch it,
24:26but they actually sell
24:28toppers to
24:30go over the top of the stove
24:32for safety.
24:34It's just another typical thing
24:36that I have to think about,
24:38and most people don't.
24:40Please don't put my pillows
24:42on the kitchen floor.
24:44I'd appreciate that.
24:46I think we need more people
24:48for this moving process.
24:50What's this? It's a bed.
24:52No, a bed frame.
24:54Boys, let your mother and I
24:56put this together.
24:58You guys head out of here.
25:00This is about as organized
25:02as my life.
25:04Hey, can you
25:06help me? I called you
25:08like six times.
25:10Can you...
25:12Moving is stressful
25:14and... Spit it out, bitch.
25:16chaotic,
25:18but I didn't realize
25:20that it was going to be
25:22this chaotic.
25:24There's only two chairs in there.
25:26Wait, there's another one. There's three.
25:28I don't know if there's another one.
25:30Yeah, all the stimulation
25:32is stimulating all right
25:34in a thousand square feet.
25:36There's a lot going on.
25:42Step one, throw these directions out.
25:44Step two,
25:46make your best attempt.
25:48Step three, adjust.
25:50Throw everything in the trash.
25:52I agree.
25:54So when the apartment is all
25:56kind of situated, I know
25:58Colin's parents are coming up this way
26:00so that we can meet.
26:02I'm definitely starting to feel the seriousness now.
26:04Like I see things really moving along.
26:06I'm seeing...
26:08Gosh, do I even want to put this out in the universe?
26:10I'm seeing probably like wedding bells
26:12at some point. I mean, they're serious.
26:14Let's just focus on getting a bed
26:16together and an apartment.
26:18Let's just focus on no babies.
26:20I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding!
26:22Whoa!
26:24I've never heard that before.
26:26Now you got me distracted with the whole thing.
26:28Babies?
26:30Do you really think that
26:32like...
26:34when they move in here,
26:36what do you think they're going to do?
26:38They're going to probably practice making babies
26:40as long as they don't make any.
26:42That's not what I'm talking about. Come on.
26:44I got enough to hold together here.
26:46I don't know.
26:48You don't know.
26:50Let's just make it through a point where
26:52I can breathe through.
26:54I have somebody living with my daughter
26:56in the apartment. I want to make sure
26:58that her struggle's doing...
27:00I get it, but it's life.
27:02It's real life.
27:04You can't avoid real life.
27:10It's definitely going to storm here soon.
27:12And that is going to be...
27:14She doesn't like storms.
27:16...not a good moment for Bailyn.
27:18She will be under a bed.
27:20There's no bed.
27:22There's no bed put together.
27:24She'll be in the closet. She hates it with her.
27:26What?
27:28You're super sensitive to storms and lightning.
27:30It's going to happen.
27:32Hey, Colin. It's going to thunder.
27:34Thunderstorms
27:36are a huge
27:38sensory issue
27:40for me.
27:42I cannot hear
27:44the thunder, and I cannot see
27:46the lightning.
27:48I need my headphones.
27:50You need your headphones right now?
27:52Thunder!
27:54Oh, my God, it is.
27:56The best thing for me to do
27:58is to put headphones on and mute
28:00all of the noise.
28:02However, I have no idea
28:04where they are in all of this mess.
28:06So, yay.
28:08It makes it hard
28:10because it's out of my control,
28:12and it upsets her
28:14and freaks her out
28:16very much.
28:18Ah!
28:20It's breaking again.
28:22Okay.
28:24What?
28:26Oh.
28:28He's got to go to the closet, probably.
28:30I don't want to be in here.
28:32That's fine.
28:34Can we please? Yeah, let's go.
28:36Bye.
28:38My foot's stuck.
28:40That looks like it hurts.
28:42Oh, God.
28:44Can you guys go out the hallway? Get out.
28:46When Bailyn's so
28:48emotionally overwhelmed,
28:50sometimes her body just does
28:52these lock-up tics,
28:54and she can't get comfortable.
28:56She'll be locked in certain places,
28:58and it's very, very
29:00uncomfortable for her.
29:02I have to ask.
29:04Do you think the stress
29:06of the storm situation,
29:08or you don't know?
29:10And moving in?
29:12Everything, I got, like, no sleep.
29:14You're basically spent for the day.
29:16This right here is why it's scary
29:18to think about Bailyn no longer living with us.
29:20I mean, at this point,
29:22we haven't even had a bed put together,
29:24and things put away,
29:26and we already have an episode.
29:28Might be sleeping on a mattress tonight.
29:30That's fine. I don't even care.
29:32It's not worth it.
29:34But they want to do this on their own.
29:36Oh, my God, my feet are so bad.
29:38We have to let go.
29:40We have to let them navigate this,
29:42and no matter how hard it is for us,
29:44we're going to call in and hope that all will be okay.
29:48This is the first time they're going to be able
29:50to experience things by themselves
29:52and learn.
29:54You guys just chill out, sit in there,
29:56and then we'll just say goodbye for the night.
29:58All those shades for her.
30:00We'll call you when we get home
30:02to see how you're doing.
30:08I do have to admit,
30:10it was a little unnerving
30:12to hear the door shut.
30:14My parents have always been there for me,
30:16and now I have Colin,
30:18but I do know that there'll be times
30:20that Colin's not around.
30:24I'm going to eventually
30:26have to deal with things like this by myself,
30:28and that's a little scary
30:30to think about.
30:34I got you, babe.
30:42music plays
30:54How are things going here?
30:56Help me. No, I'm just kidding.
30:58laughs
31:00We've literally lived together
31:02for like 3 days.
31:04You're fucking annoying.
31:06No, I'm just kidding.
31:08Suck a penis!
31:10We're not completely put together.
31:12There is also a ton
31:14of unpacking
31:16and assembling to do.
31:18Colin's parents are supposed
31:20to be meeting my parents at my birthday party
31:22tomorrow.
31:24I'm super stressed.
31:26Ow, fuck!
31:28Oh, god damn! God damn!
31:30There's a stump right there.
31:32It's definitely obviously
31:34an adjustment having my own space,
31:36but I think as far as adulting goes,
31:38we're doing okay.
31:40God.
31:42This is a puzzle
31:44of your vanity.
31:46Oh, I like it.
31:48I'm glad you like it.
31:50I deserve this.
31:52You'll have one in about
31:54approximately 28 days.
31:56God damn!
31:58Just why can't we get something
32:00that's halfway assembled that you just
32:02put it together and put it all together.
32:04All I gotta say is it's a good thing
32:06that you're here.
32:22Ladies first?
32:24Ladies first is crazy.
32:26All right.
32:28Want to look at the shirts first?
32:30Maybe some hats, dude.
32:32Today is Bailyn's birthday.
32:34I'm here with my friend Mark
32:36because I have this surprise
32:38that I want to surprise Bailyn with.
32:40Bailyn's party tonight
32:42is at a Western bar,
32:44and I know she's gonna dress up,
32:46so I figured me and my friends
32:48would dress up too.
32:50But we're gonna do it
32:52with a little twist.
32:54So this is what I was thinking.
32:56I was thinking Western type of shirt,
32:58cowboy hat,
33:00cowboy boots,
33:02and then the shortest shorts
33:04that you can find.
33:06Like Daisy Dukes.
33:08I'm talking Daisy Dukes.
33:10Oh, yeah.
33:12I know that our couch is being delivered today,
33:14but everything should be all set for Bailyn,
33:16and all she has to do is let the guys in.
33:22Suck a penis!
33:24It's my birthday.
33:26It's my birthday!
33:28It's my birthday!
33:30Woo!
33:32King Julian!
33:34And I should
33:36be getting ready,
33:38but instead, I'm waiting for a new couch
33:40to be delivered.
33:42Hmm.
33:46Oh, my God.
33:48He left the milk out.
33:50Colin told me he had an errand
33:52to run early in the morning
33:54and that the couch
33:56would be
33:58easy to handle,
34:00but I have not seen him or talked to him
34:02since the morning.
34:04Do you guys like any of the boots?
34:06Do you want to try anything on?
34:08Can I get an 11 in this?
34:10He's probably going to need a 9.
34:12Oh, dude, I don't think I told you.
34:14My parents are actually coming
34:16to the birthday party to meet her parents
34:18for the first time,
34:20which is, like, a huge thing
34:22because we've been trying to
34:24make it happen for some time now,
34:26and, you know, it's been two years
34:28almost, so...
34:30How do you and Bailyn feel about it?
34:32I don't know. I really don't know
34:34how it's going to go because, like,
34:36my parents and her parents are
34:38completely different, but I hope it goes well
34:40because I do want to
34:42spend the rest of my life with Bailyn,
34:44and it would be kind of weird to have our parents
34:46not like each other.
34:48Right, naturally. I would try not to be too nervous about it.
34:50Yeah. It's nerve-wracking thinking about
34:52especially because I plan on
34:54proposing to Bailyn soon.
34:56I'm just waiting for the right
34:58opportunity to ask her parents
35:00for their blessing.
35:02Even though it's not a necessity for
35:04them to like my parents,
35:06I know Bailyn's dad
35:08has some concerns about me
35:10taking care of Bailyn,
35:12and the last thing that I want
35:14or need is our parents
35:16not to get along. That would make
35:18everything so much harder moving forward.
35:22There's some quality boots there, brother.
35:24Yeah, these are pretty sweet.
35:26Give me your best runway.
35:32All right, let's see the strut.
35:42You look better because you got jeans on
35:44and I got khakis.
35:46I didn't really plan this through.
35:48You look like you're about to go play polo.
35:50Bailyn's reaction
35:52to this is going to be crazy.
35:54I cannot wait for her to see this.
35:56She's going to lose her mind.
36:02Oh, my God.
36:04So the delivery guys
36:06are downstairs. Turns out
36:08I'm supposed to reserve the loading dock,
36:10but I didn't.
36:12So then I go to talk to people at the desk
36:14and they're like, well, yes, you need the loading dock
36:16reserved. And I'm like,
36:18I know, but I mean
36:20they're outside right now.
36:22And I'm like, oh, my gosh.
36:24Do you see this? Do you see what I'm going through right now?
36:26I'm losing my mind.
36:28I've never had to
36:30deal with anything like this by myself.
36:32The only text
36:34that I get from Colin is that
36:36he wished
36:38that he was here to help,
36:40but
36:42he can't
36:44make it back
36:46in time.
36:48That's fucking epic.
36:50I know I need
36:52to be able to handle myself better in situations
36:54like this. However,
36:56my birthday party where
36:58our families are supposed to meet
37:00is literally just
37:02two hours away.
37:04I am not ready.
37:06I am boiling.
37:08So I...
37:10I...
37:12I just...
37:16I...
37:18Are you really mad?
37:20Colin, I'm really upset.
37:22The smallest things can be very overwhelming
37:24for Bailyn, and if they can't coordinate
37:26a couch delivery,
37:28it might not be a good sign.
37:42Wahoo!
37:44In a way,
37:46somebody's riding the bull.
37:48Today's Bailyn's
37:5022nd birthday,
37:52and we want to bring her a little
37:54country-western fun.
37:56We're going to meet Colin's parents for the first time,
37:58and I think we're both
38:00mutually excited. Yes.
38:02Are you going to do the bull? Yes.
38:04No, I'm not getting up. Dad, yes you are!
38:08What is it going to be like
38:10to see Bailyn ride the mechanical bull?
38:14Ha ha ha!
38:20I guess.
38:22There he is!
38:24Hey!
38:26Mom, my ears hurt.
38:28Happy birthday!
38:30Happy birthday, sweetheart.
38:32We love you. Suck a penis.
38:34Hi, baby!
38:36I'm sweating. You're sweating? I'm sorry.
38:38No, it's fine.
38:40I don't know.
38:42I'm not sure what's going on,
38:44but Colin's not here,
38:46and I know my kid,
38:48and I can see it in her eyes
38:50that something's not right.
38:52Something's going on.
38:54Have a good vagina.
38:56Have a good vagina.
38:58Sammy, I love you, but this is like too much.
39:00I love you!
39:02How are you feeling?
39:04I haven't eaten anything today.
39:06We had a couch scheduled to come
39:08that didn't come at the time,
39:10and then when it came,
39:12I didn't even think
39:14I was going to be able to come here.
39:16Sorry, I'm so sorry, I'm so sorry.
39:18I'm so sorry.
39:20Bailyn!
39:22Sven's balls stink.
39:24I'm confused, but I guess
39:26there was a problem
39:28with a couch being delivered.
39:30I don't know, but I know that
39:32the smallest things can be
39:34very overwhelming for Bailyn,
39:36and if they can't coordinate
39:38a couch delivery,
39:40it might not be a good sign.
39:42Has Colin texted you or anything?
39:44Like, is he even in the distance,
39:46or what?
39:48I don't even know where Colin is.
39:50You haven't seen Colin?
39:52All day.
39:54Hopefully he's coming.
39:56Hey!
39:58I'm out walking,
40:00minding my business,
40:02kinda got stressed by what?
40:04Who the hell is this?
40:06Oh, Bailyn!
40:08Oh, my God!
40:10Oh, my God!
40:12Oh, my God!
40:14And your boyfriend's here!
40:16laughs
40:18laughs
40:20Happy birthday.
40:22Dink!
40:24laughs
40:26I'm not saying anything.
40:28I'm going to go over here.
40:30I'm sorry, but this is not
40:32what I expected.
40:34I'm sorry, but this is not
40:36what I mean.
40:38You gotta be shitting me.
40:40You know what?
40:42This is really great that
40:44this is what you guys were doing
40:46while I was doing a couch.
40:48Like, that's what you were
40:50fucking doing?
40:52Are you really mad?
40:54Colin, I'm really upset.
40:56I'm really upset.
40:58I was going back and forth,
41:00up and down,
41:02up and down.
41:08I thought the most stressful
41:10thing today would be both
41:12of our parents meeting,
41:14not Colin disappearing
41:16to get booty shorts.
41:18I wanted it to be
41:20a funny thing.
41:22Like, I did it thinking of you.
41:24I had planned
41:26something cute and funny
41:28to try and make Bailyn
41:30and it makes me feel like
41:32a bad person.
41:34Like, I ruined her birthday.
41:36It just sucked. The whole day sucked.
41:38It's my fucking
41:40birthday.
41:42All I wanted was help with the
41:44fucking couch.
41:46Alright.
41:48I don't even want to be here.
41:50I'm going to go get some air.
41:52Let's go!
41:54Get up and let's go!
41:56We're literally on the corner
41:58at a restaurant right now,
42:00fighting.
42:02Ah!
42:04Ah! Ah!
42:06This screaming tick
42:08has kind of come out of nowhere.
42:10Maybe you would consider
42:12a conversation with a neurologist
42:14in regards to
42:16deep brain stimulation.
42:18Hm?
42:20Hm?
42:22I just wanted to
42:24actually come and talk to you and Julie
42:26real quick.
42:28I am very nervous.
42:30I don't know what the outcome is going to be.