• 2 days ago
Baylen Out Loud S01 E09
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00:00Bitch, you wanna, you wanna sword fight, we'll sword fight.
00:07John Cena!
00:10I sound too much like that guy, I'm sorry.
00:18I have the world's best boyfriend, Colin.
00:21He's my medicine.
00:24I am in the United States Air Force, and I have a relocation coming up.
00:30I could end up anywhere.
00:33Me and Colin are gonna move in with each other.
00:36I can't say this enough, nothing better happened to my kid.
00:40It's moving day! It's moving day!
00:43I'm definitely starting to feel the seriousness now.
00:47Thunderstorms are a really bad sensory issue.
00:53She is not easy to live with, there's a lot, all day, every day.
00:57Yep, okay, okay, it's okay, it's okay, you're okay.
01:01Colin, I'm really upset.
01:03I don't even wanna be here.
01:09So Colin walking out?
01:11That won't work for Bay, and I don't think that that works for us.
01:14Are you gonna walk out on Baylen when times get tough in life?
01:17Every year in the summer, we take a family trip somewhere.
01:21We're gonna get like a beach house.
01:23It'll be just the eight of us.
01:25It is a bummer that Colin won't be going on the family vacation,
01:28but my sister's boyfriend isn't going.
01:30It is a family vacation, so I understand.
01:35I would like to have both of your blessings,
01:37to have your daughter's hand in marriage.
01:40I would love to propose to her when you guys go on your family trip.
01:44Whatever Baylen wants to do, she's got our blessing.
01:48I know that Alan's tough, and it's not his full acceptance, but it is a start.
01:53What we're gonna do is we're gonna try and make what they want happen
01:56without Baylen knowing.
01:58Does he wanna ring on her finger to drag her with him wherever he goes?
02:02I asked Alan to come and meet me because I wanna talk to him
02:07about being a part of Baylen's proposal.
02:09Yeah, I mean, I wasn't expecting you to shut it down.
02:13It is upsetting that he thinks it's a bad idea.
02:16This is extremely important to me, not just the engagement,
02:19but who I am entrusting my daughter with.
02:23He's a very protective father, and it does feel a little personal,
02:28and I don't know if that's something that I can break through or not.
02:31So now I have to rethink this whole proposal
02:34because I want it to be perfect for her.
02:57Colin, are you recording me?
02:59Yep.
03:01Your dad's coming to pick you up.
03:03In our family, family vacations literally mean family vacations.
03:07Don't you have family members already there?
03:10Yeah, they left yesterday.
03:12With us dating for about two years and now living together,
03:17my hope's in the future that he'll be invited on family vacations.
03:22So we've made a few changes to the apartment.
03:25You wanna go through that?
03:27Yeah, one, your game room. It's in the bedroom now.
03:30Yeah, because we have a 5-inch thick carpet
03:35that prevented me from moving my chair.
03:38I learned that he cusses at his computer.
03:42So now he screams in here, and when he cusses, I cuss.
03:46You'll hear, fuck!
03:49And then now that it's football season,
03:51the closer you get to the TV dude, it's not gonna make him win.
03:54Okay.
03:56That's bullshit.
03:58Bullshit, that's bullshit.
04:01That's where I got that word from.
04:03My lovely boyfriend.
04:05I've always been like that, though.
04:07As a kid, I would always, in my parents' house,
04:09just go right up to the TV, yelling at the TV.
04:12You get paid $60 million a year to suck!
04:16Yeah.
04:18This is our fully decorated, colorful Barbie dream house
04:23and I'm perfectly fine with it.
04:26I love you, but it's not fully decorated.
04:29Talk it out, bitch.
04:32That was aggressive.
04:34Sorry, sorry, sorry.
04:37This is Colin's really big contribution to decor.
04:40This is a rock that my military buddies all signed.
04:43He wants to hang that on a wall.
04:45I do want it on a wall inside, and she put it out here.
04:49It's really special to me.
04:51Everything in the house will always be changing.
04:55Your rock can stay outside.
04:58Yup, yup.
05:01My dad's gonna be here any time.
05:04Has he texted you? Yup.
05:07I am so eager to get Balen out the door, headed to the beach.
05:11I still have a lot of things that I need to do for this proposal.
05:15I've been working together with her family
05:18because this is a huge surprise,
05:20and I'm sure Balen has no idea.
05:23All right, bye, baby, I love you.
05:26Have a good trip.
05:28I love you.
05:30Do I get a kiss before I leave?
05:35No.
05:37Two more.
05:40I love you. Love you too.
05:42I love you too, you fat, little, lazy, fucking little baby rat.
05:46Alan declined being a part of the proposal and saying a few things,
05:51so I don't have a whole lot of time to figure this stuff out,
05:55and I'm sweating bullets.
05:58Just love when I get all the help in the world to leave.
06:03Bye.
06:07Is this a dream?
06:10I'm on a beach alone, an edge enough to see
06:16A mystery
06:19Confined inside a sea of butter
06:21Rubbing with the tide is heading straight to me
06:26Look it! I knew I could find you where the crabs are.
06:29I'm so glad you're here.
06:31Honestly, we almost always pick vacation spots
06:34that we don't have to get on an airplane for.
06:36It's just a lot with Balin at this point.
06:39Is this the coolest thing ever? I've never done this before.
06:43But this house seems like a perfect fit for us
06:46because of all the activities that it comes with,
06:48and that is so important with a big family
06:51is that they can kind of go off and do their own little thing.
06:54And of course there's crabbing, so that should be super fun too.
06:57You know Balin has that tick?
06:59My mama has crabs.
07:01My mama has crabs.
07:03I'm sorry.
07:05Wow!
07:07Now you do have crabs.
07:10All right.
07:12You want to play a little mini golf?
07:14Things are about to get crazy with the surprise proposal,
07:17so it's always nice to have a little bit of alone time with Sammy.
07:21So Sammy, how's Kansas? How's your boyfriend?
07:24We're doing so good. I love it there.
07:27I love Kansas so much. It's so good.
07:30Hey, did I tell you that Balin and I have had conversations about DBS,
07:35and we've went and talked to...
07:37DBS?
07:39Yeah, Deep Brain Stimulation. Do you know what it is?
07:41I mean, kind of, sort of.
07:43They go in, and they have these 2 little pliers, and he puts his hands in.
07:46He rewires your brain.
07:48Well, kind of. It definitely could be a future option for her.
07:51I mean, I don't know.
07:53Weigh your options for sure. I definitely think that's a great idea.
07:57You know what I think Bay needs more than brain surgery?
08:00I just think she could do anything,
08:03like building a dog kennel facility, or having her own gym,
08:08or having some sort of responsibility in life
08:11other than your boyfriend and your dogs.
08:13I think it's just beginning for her.
08:15She's really just started this adulting.
08:18She's doing yoga.
08:20She's trying to incorporate things into her life
08:23so that she can really, truly live with Tourette syndrome
08:26and not just feel like she's existing, living,
08:29but then her mental health is a real thing, like the birthday party.
08:33That's what you were fucking doing?
08:35It's my fucking birthday.
08:37All I wanted was help with the fucking couch.
08:40I don't even want to be here.
08:45Holy Lord, like she just went off the deep end, and I'm not saying...
08:48Why do you think she went off the deep end?
08:50I'm not saying she's not justified.
08:52You got Collin in a cowboy hat and Daisy Dukes pouting outside of a bar.
08:57She came inside because she felt bad, like she was in the wrong.
09:02You know how fucked up that feels?
09:05I think Baylin responded with her heart
09:08rather than her head at the birthday party,
09:10but Baylin clearly needed to get something off her chest,
09:13and I think it was Collin's responsibility to support her.
09:16Is this a Collin issue?
09:18There's no doubt about it that he loves her,
09:21but to take care of her when she's mentally struggling
09:24or to take care of her when she is determining stuff like the...
09:27DBS?
09:29DBS, like when she is going through all of her options,
09:32I don't want his opinion to weigh her down and be like,
09:36no, you shouldn't do that because I'm relocating in 6 months
09:39and I won't be there to do this, and no, you won't.
09:42Like, codependence is great when you also have somebody on your side.
09:46Baylin needs to find a voice within herself
09:51to develop a backbone and stand up for yourself.
09:55If he proposes right now and then he's got to move in 6 months,
09:58are you too codependent on him that you're going to be like,
10:01oh my God, I'm going to Germany.
10:03Oh my God, I'm relocating with him because I love him so much,
10:06he's all I have.
10:08I wouldn't necessarily say that she's completely wrong
10:11with some of the feelings that she's feeling,
10:14but there is so much more to their relationship.
10:17Colin is a good guy, but what are Baylin's dreams
10:21outside of her relationship with Colin?
10:23You still have to continue your journey.
10:26I get you.
10:28I want this weekend to be a happy weekend.
10:30I want to have fun together.
10:32I want Baylin to be surprised and excited
10:35in all the things that every girl dreams about their whole entire life.
10:39Just better be, you know, lengthy period of engagement.
10:44I was literally just going to say that, lengthy engagement.
10:47Let it sink in, couple years.
10:50I'm going to greet Colin like this when he comes walking down.
10:53What's up?
10:54What's up?
10:55Hi guys!
10:57This place is dope.
10:58Are you excited to be here?
10:59Yeah.
11:00This place is so pretty.
11:02Wait till you check everything out.
11:04There's so much cool stuff here.
11:06I'm shocked.
11:07I didn't know there was a huge deck of damn boat, kayaks.
11:11So I'm looking at it, I'm like, this is dope.
11:15Now that you're all here, I want to show you something.
11:17Let's see this.
11:18What is this?
11:20Okay.
11:22This is what we're working with.
11:24Oh my gosh.
11:25Look at the little crabbies.
11:27Your mom has crabs.
11:28Okay.
11:29Bitch.
11:30Let's go to the beach before we waste the day like in the house.
11:33Let's go diving.
11:34We can do all the fun stuff.
11:37Can you hold this?
11:38All the fun stuff later.
11:40I know how much Colin loves my sister,
11:42and I know deep down in my heart how bad Bailyn wants to be with him.
11:45And I've always spoken my mind to everybody else
11:48about how much Bailyn co-depends on Colin,
11:51but it's time she hears it from me.
11:56I think you need to invest in yourself too.
11:59Something to give you a sense of confidence in yourself.
12:03I just don't want anyone else's opinion.
12:08Today is the day.
12:09This is the biggest day of my life.
12:11I only have one shot at proposing.
12:15It just doesn't seem feasible to have it on the beach.
12:19First, Alan didn't want to participate in the proposal,
12:22and now the weather, I feel like nothing is going my way.
12:34Watch mellow skies
12:37Right by your side
12:40Give me one more night
12:43Of the summer
12:46Dude, we're going to die.
12:48Can you not say things like that?
12:50Not literally.
12:54The waves are ginormous.
12:55They're not going in without you.
12:57Be like, I'll be a mess.
12:58I'm not kidding.
12:59I'll go in the ocean, I don't care.
13:01Okay.
13:03See how cold this bad boy is?
13:06Philania!
13:08This is not my thing.
13:10This is fucking great.
13:12Go further out.
13:18What ended up going on with your thing with Colin?
13:22He wanted me to come up with a presentation
13:26to go through and share my moments with Bailey.
13:29Like, I was trying not to kind of laugh a little bit.
13:32Like, I'm not the one proposing to her.
13:35You are.
13:36You know, like...
13:38That's fine.
13:39You said that in a nice way.
13:41You're like, it's a great thought,
13:43but that's not realistic.
13:45He was kind of taken back, like...
13:47Oh.
13:48Oh.
13:49Well, he knows how Bailey is, though.
13:51He wants it to be, like, grand, you know?
13:53So that's where his heart is coming from with that.
13:56I think that he really just wants to please you at this time
13:59because you've gotten over that hump of,
14:01I don't know that Bay's dad really likes me,
14:04and now we're, like, getting past that hump,
14:06and now it's like, okay, I want to, like, really please him.
14:10His heart is in the right place.
14:13I've arrived at acceptance
14:15because I know in my heart that this is what Baylen wants.
14:19Al, on the other hand, knows it's what Baylen wants,
14:23but I'm not sure that he entirely accepts it yet.
14:28What the fuck is he doing?
14:30He's literally psycho.
14:32My God, there goes Bechner.
14:33This is a joke.
14:34Quilt is in the water right now.
14:36Everybody thinks we're crazy right now.
14:37Yes, yes.
14:38I think Dad's trying to prove himself.
14:40Like, he's like, big, strong, tough man.
14:42Like, I can take on the waves.
14:44You do you, bud.
14:45I'll be sitting right here in the chair.
14:47You do you.
14:48Freezing.
14:49Yeah.
14:50I feel like I haven't seen you in what feels like so long.
14:53Yeah.
14:54How is everything?
14:55It's great.
14:56I love Kansas.
14:58Country.
14:59Yee-haw, motherfucker.
15:00Somewhere country.
15:02I want a lot of land, I want a lot of dogs,
15:04and I want a lot of babies.
15:06Speaking about babies, how is Colin?
15:09Ha ha ha!
15:10Love that man.
15:12How's moving in?
15:13Any new quirks you've learned about him?
15:15Every time he goes to the bathroom,
15:17he takes the toilet paper off.
15:19Uses it, and then sets it on the sink.
15:21Unlike Colin, it takes two seconds to put it back.
15:24Not even put it back, leave it the fuck on!
15:26Like, what is it doing?
15:27Leave it the fuck on!
15:29Like, what?
15:31But other than that, I love living with him.
15:34I've never felt more whole.
15:36Like, I'm not over-exaggerating, I'm not sugarcoating it,
15:39I'm not just saying that because you're my sister,
15:42this is my family.
15:43It's been everything that I could have dreamed of,
15:46honestly, living with him.
15:48I'm happy for Bailyn because I know how much she wants this.
15:51But Bailyn does have a tendency to sugarcoat
15:54because she doesn't want us to feel like,
15:57disappointed or like, upset at her.
15:59We just want, like, the truth.
16:01Bailyn, do you think you sugarcoat things?
16:03Like, do you think you say things are better
16:05than they maybe are, or that you can do things...
16:07Oh yeah, I've done it my whole life.
16:09Like I said, I think it's self-preservation.
16:11I just don't want anyone else's opinion.
16:15Oh, now we got all four of these little idiots in there.
16:19I think Dad's starting to turn fucking purple.
16:22This is literally a joke.
16:23No, Dad literally looks purple.
16:25I'm not kidding you.
16:26I have a weird question.
16:28No, Colin did not give Tootsie gonorrhea.
16:32Colin gave Tootsie gonorrhea.
16:35Tootsie's horny!
16:39I fully thought you were being fucking serious.
16:43No!
16:45Um...
16:46Have you guys had talks about, like,
16:49Colin's relocation orders and whatever?
16:53The idea of Colin's relocation and taking bay with him
16:57concerns me because we're not going to be there.
17:01And it can be a liability
17:02if you don't get her into the right doctors
17:05and you don't get her medicine on time still
17:07and there's not enough Ubers and you need to drive her
17:10and you need to get groceries.
17:11Like, there's just so many little to huge things.
17:15You know what I mean? Like, I'm not going to...
17:17No, just everyone's so worried about, like,
17:19you guys think that I wouldn't take into consideration
17:22things before I've left.
17:23You guys think that, like, Colin's going to trap me
17:26in a tower in, like, Nebraska.
17:29He could. He could.
17:31No, he couldn't. He could not do that.
17:33If I were to give you one, like, little piece of advice,
17:36because I love you and I care for you so much
17:39and I know how much you basically codepend on Colin
17:43to get through the day.
17:44It's like, I think you need to invest in yourself too.
17:48I do want to find a passion and something that keeps me busy
17:52but also something that I love, and it will probably be with dogs.
17:56Yes, like, just something to give you a sense of, like,
17:59confidence in yourself and in your voice.
18:03I would love to grow.
18:08I definitely do want to find my voice and be more independent.
18:11And I don't always want to rely on Colin.
18:15But it's a work in progress, let's be for real.
18:18I do just have to say, though, I am so stinking proud of you
18:23because you've come such a long way in the last, like,
18:27six months even. I'm just, I'm over the moon for you.
18:31Spotted alone on a safari, an itchy baby weenie.
18:38I love you and I'm so proud of you. I really am.
18:41I wonder if this is what I look like coming out of Mom's vagina.
18:46You ever wonder?
18:47No.
18:50Obviously the weather isn't too great today.
18:53Yeah.
18:54So I've been kind of scrambling around this morning trying to pivot.
18:59I'm extremely nervous. There's still so much that needs to be done.
19:03Let's go.
19:04Bay, you ready?
19:05Are we going now?
19:06Funnel out, yep.
19:07We're trying to pull off this momentous event.
19:10You know, this intricate plan.
19:12But we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here.
19:16Baylen arrived in Ocean City yesterday.
19:19After she left, I took care of a few last-minute proposal details,
19:24and then I drove out to Ocean City last night.
19:31Baylen has no idea that I'm here.
19:34And she's like, I don't know what to do.
19:37I don't know what to do.
19:39I don't know what to do.
19:41I don't know what to do.
19:43She has no idea that I'm here.
19:45And today is the day.
19:47This is the biggest day of my life.
19:49I can't believe it's actually here.
19:53I had this whole plan of doing it on the beach
19:57because that's what Baylen has always wanted.
19:59But because of weather and how windy it is,
20:03I no longer can do it on the beach.
20:07First, Alan didn't want to participate in the proposal.
20:10And now the weather, I feel like nothing is going my way.
20:17Hey.
20:18Hey.
20:19My parents hopped on a plane for the first time
20:22because I wanted both families to be here.
20:26What's up, bud?
20:27How are you?
20:28Doing all right?
20:30But I'm nervous.
20:32I don't know what I'm going to do or how I'm going to pivot from this.
20:37How was the plane ride?
20:38I know it was your first time flying.
20:41It was all right, I guess.
20:43I don't want to do it again.
20:45You got to do it to get back home.
20:47I got to do it to get back home.
20:50Well, I'm kind of freaking out
20:53because Baylen really wanted to be proposed to on a beach.
20:58And I got in contact with a local event designer
21:03to help me with the flowers and everything.
21:06But it just doesn't seem feasible to have it on the beach.
21:11What's Colin for rain?
21:13She's terrified of thunderstorms as well,
21:15so now I have to call the event designers and figure out what I'm going to do.
21:21I only have one shot at proposing,
21:24and I want to make it as perfect as possible because I love her.
21:29Well, all of this needs to happen today.
21:33Can they shift it that quickly?
21:36I hope so.
21:45Okay, everybody, let's go.
21:47Sven, go get dressed. Go get dressed.
21:50Go. Countdown.
21:52Baybay!
21:53Yeah?
21:54Can I come in? You said you need some toothpaste.
21:56Yeah, I don't care.
21:57Okay.
21:58Are you going to be close to being ready?
22:00What's the matter?
22:02Just a picture.
22:03And we haven't had a really good family photo in, I don't know, years?
22:08Family photos in this family,
22:11they haven't happened since Sven was 5 and Vickis and Beckner weren't born.
22:16We're going to, 10 years later, introduce Vickis and Beckner into the world,
22:19so that's good.
22:23I can't.
22:24Okay, what are we looking at for you being ready?
22:28Baylyn has no clue about the proposal.
22:31We told her we're getting a family picture done,
22:33and that's how we're going to get her in a nice dress.
22:36Oh, shit. These are salt and pepper.
22:39Oh, my God.
22:41Are you boys getting ready?
22:43But the photographer will actually be taking the picture
22:46of her and Colin's engagement.
22:49I was going to wear jeans.
22:51You could wear jeans.
22:53No? Mom said no?
22:55That's if I ever get this family out of the house.
22:58Get ready, girl.
23:01Yeah, I mean, that works.
23:03Thank you so much.
23:05You have literally no idea how much this is saving me.
23:08I really appreciate it.
23:10Okay. All right.
23:12Bye.
23:14So I'm on the phone with the event designers,
23:16and they have a different location that is inside,
23:20but it's still on the beach.
23:22I have no idea what it looks like, so I'm extremely nervous.
23:27This is something, obviously, I've never done before,
23:30but I've put a lot of thought and a lot of tears and sweat
23:35into making this a possibility,
23:38and I just really hope that it's something
23:41that I have envisioned for what Bailyn wants.
23:48You got your stuff?
23:50I think so. I'm hoping it fits.
23:52Ready for the day?
23:54Ooh, that might need to be ironed.
23:56The weather is looking a little bit...
23:58Yeah, it looks windy.
24:00And the problem is, I don't really have a backup plan.
24:03We don't need a backup plan. This isn't our call.
24:06This will be Colin's first real test.
24:08Do you have a backup plan for your girlfriend that you know...
24:12Hates thunderstorms?
24:14It would be the worst proposal in world history if it just started.
24:18Like, she would lose her mind.
24:23This place looks nice.
24:25It does look nice.
24:27I hope everything still works out.
24:30Hi!
24:32How are you?
24:34Come on in.
24:36Oh, wow.
24:38This is beautiful. Y'all did a good job.
24:40Very beautiful.
24:41Isn't this great?
24:43If you can't have the beach, you have this. There's no wind.
24:46So your hair stays nice.
24:48I love it.
24:50This is awesome. Thank you, guys.
24:52It's going to be beautiful.
24:54So we've got a lot to do.
24:56Do you want to put your stuff down?
24:58We're here to help.
25:00We're going to put you right to work.
25:02I'm so relieved that the event planners were able to come through
25:05and find an amazing location,
25:07but there's still so much that needs to be done,
25:10and I'm just praying that the weather holds up.
25:12Even the sound of thunder can be over-simulating for Baylin,
25:16so I will not be breathing easy
25:18until I get that ring on Baylin's finger.
25:21Good job.
25:23How are you feeling about today?
25:25You've come a long way.
25:27I just feel like it just seems like it's his timeline and not Baylin's.
25:34And we're just here trying to react,
25:36like, okay, we'll try and do this, we'll try and do that.
25:38That's what we do. We react and we support.
25:40But that doesn't mean that it's not meant to be.
25:42It could still be part of God's plan for her.
25:45It just feels fast to us.
25:47It probably doesn't feel fast to Baylin.
25:50I don't want Baylin to ever look back on this moment
25:53and be like, I never felt supported.
25:55I saw you roll your eyes.
25:57Yeah.
25:58It's Colin.
26:00Hey, Colin, what's going on?
26:02Obviously the weather isn't too great today.
26:05Yeah.
26:06So I've been kind of scrambling around this morning trying to pivot,
26:10and luckily I have these two event designers
26:15that found another location indoors really close to the beach.
26:21The most important thing I need when you get here
26:24is for someone to distract Baylin or pull her aside
26:27so we can get the rest of the family into the room.
26:30Okay.
26:33All right, well, I still have a lot to do with setting up and everything.
26:37Okay.
26:38I'll text you all the address and everything.
26:40Okay, sounds good. All right, see you in a bit.
26:42All right, see you. Bye.
26:43Bye, Colin.
26:45I definitely have some, like, built-up anxiety
26:48about it not being perfect for her.
26:51She's going to be surprised, so no matter how it is,
26:54she's either going to be surprised at the weather,
26:56she's going to be surprised at the rain.
26:58I want it to be perfect for her.
27:00All the feelings, the good, the bad, the uncertainty,
27:03it all comes from, like, a really deep place of love and protection for Baylin.
27:08That's not anti-Colin.
27:11It's like a letting go.
27:13I know it's just the beginning. I'm not stupid.
27:16It's the beginning of a letting go.
27:20Just a lot of feelings.
27:23But above all, I really am excited for her.
27:26I'm excited for Colin, too.
27:28Like, this is such a big day for them.
27:30But I'm entitled to my feelings, too.
27:33All right, get home.
27:34I am.
27:35You're okay.
27:37You're all right.
27:42I want to go
27:44Because if we wait for the timing to be right
27:49We'll wait our whole lives
27:51It's one day
27:53Our day one
27:56Let's go.
27:57Bay, you ready?
27:58Are we going now?
27:59Funnel out, yep.
28:00Let's go.
28:01Funneling.
28:04I want to go right now
28:06I never regret not wanting
28:10If I'm what's been missing
28:12It's one day
28:14Our day one
28:16I want to go right now
28:19Walking in and seeing everything set up,
28:22it's hard to kind of hold back the emotions.
28:27It's going to be even harder when she's standing in front of me
28:29and I'm having to say what I need to say.
28:32But I'm excited.
28:34I'm ready to propose to Baylin and start our life together.
28:38It's one day
28:40Our day one
28:42I want to go right now
28:46Hi.
28:47Hey.
28:48How are you?
28:49I'm good.
28:50Hello, I'm Alex Ashman.
28:51Hi, Alex.
28:52Hi.
28:53Nice to meet you.
28:54Nice to meet you.
28:55So we're going to do some family pics today.
28:57Whether a little less than ideal, we're going to start inside.
29:01We'll do some kind of more formal stuff, everybody together.
29:04We'll do some breakdowns, things like that.
29:06Suck a penis.
29:07Fuck off.
29:08Okay.
29:09All right, cool.
29:10We're going to head inside first then, all right?
29:12Everybody ready?
29:13Okay, cool.
29:14We're trying to pull off this momentous event,
29:17you know, this intricate plan,
29:19but we are literally flying by the seat of our pants here.
29:23You've got to film me, right?
29:25Nope, I'm not doing it.
29:27Is there a bathroom I can...
29:28Yeah, there's actually a bathroom on the way.
29:31I completely invent this flaw on Baylin's face
29:35so I can pull her into the bathroom as Colin asked me to
29:38to finish getting things ready.
29:40There's a thing right there.
29:42There's a hole in her, guys.
29:43There's a thing right there.
29:44Like, right here.
29:45No, there's not.
29:47And Sammy has to point out
29:49that there's nothing wrong with Baylin's face.
29:52Look in there.
29:54It's like dark right there.
29:56It's fine.
29:57That's a freckle.
29:58So now I'm panicking a little bit
30:00because this is a once-in-a-lifetime thing,
30:02and we can't mess this up.
30:04I'm having her come to the bathroom with me.
30:06Okay, bathroom is here,
30:07and then I'll meet you guys right through to here, okay?
30:09Okay, okay.
30:11Like, what are you talking about?
30:13I feel like it's dark under her eye.
30:15I always want her to speak truth,
30:17except for in that one moment
30:19where I just needed this to occur.
30:21It's like she's forgotten what we're actually doing here today.
30:25Sammy.
30:28This is sick.
30:30How are you?
30:31Hey.
30:32Good to see you.
30:33This is exciting.
30:35Hey, good to see you.
30:36Good to see you.
30:38Five butts Talyn's proposing.
30:40No, he's not.
30:41Yes, he is, dumbass.
30:43Why do you think there's a walkway with roses and shit?
30:46Where is everyone else?
30:48That's why Bay didn't come in.
30:50They were in the bathroom.
30:52This is a big plot twist.
30:55All the flowers and things is very much romantic.
30:59When Bay walks in the door,
31:01I think she's going to be, like, pooping her pants.
31:10Bay, I think it was just the way that you're in the shadow.
31:19I literally can't.
31:21My emotions throughout this whole thing
31:23have been very up and down, especially about Colin,
31:26but seeing this was like a little glimmer of hope
31:29that, okay, like, he showed his appreciation to her.
31:32I'm literally going to lose my mind.
31:35I did not expect it to be this much.
31:39I know this is so Baylen, like, just so Baylen.
31:43I don't even know how to explain it.
31:48Okay.
31:55We know where to go.
31:58What's up with the fucking curtains?
32:00I don't know.
32:02What are we doing? Where are we going?
32:09Hey!
32:28I should probably be closer to you.
32:31Are you okay?
32:33No dropping.
32:35Shut up, Venus.
32:38Oh, there you are
32:41Stood waiting for me
32:47Believe me, I've been
32:51Waiting for you
32:55Oh, beautiful.
32:57I love you.
33:00A dream that I thought
33:03Would never come true
33:06Suck a penis, bitch, fuck you.
33:09I know.
33:12From the moment we met, my life forever changed.
33:17Two years ago, you found me broken and damaged.
33:25Since then, you've inspired and pushed me to be a better man every day.
33:30And now I wouldn't even recognize
33:35The person I was before I met you.
33:38Baylen, you saved me.
33:41You're more than my partner.
33:44You're my best friend, my rock,
33:47And the model for what love truly means.
33:51I want to spend every day of my life with you,
33:54Growing old together,
33:57Facing every challenge and celebrating every joy that life brings us,
34:01Including your Tourette's.
34:04Your Tourette's is a small part of your story.
34:08Fuck.
34:10But it will never define how I see you
34:13Or the love that I have for you.
34:17To me, you are so much more than any condition,
34:22And nothing will ever change that.
34:25I knew early on that I wanted to marry you,
34:30And today brings me one step closer to making that dream come true.
34:39Baylen Alexandra Dupree, will you marry me?
34:47Yes. Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
34:57Nah.
35:00Fuck, I'm gonna be this bitch's fucker.
35:05I'm a bitch's fucker.
35:18Woo!
35:28This proposal was absolutely amazing today.
35:31It's absolutely amazing.
35:33Letting go of her and letting somebody else take over from here
35:39Is just, it's a special kind of difficult.
35:42But I'm thankful that there's a good man willing to do it.
35:46Hey!
35:50It's a little emotional. He's not my little boy anymore.
35:54But I'm so proud of him.
35:56I think he's gonna be a great husband.
36:00And eventually one day a great father.
36:03When did you ask my dad for it?
36:05I asked both of your parents.
36:08You guys all knew. So where's the family photos?
36:12Right here.
36:14Yeah, this is it.
36:16I love you.
36:18Oh my God.
36:27I don't really know how to put into words what I'm feeling.
36:31I mean, I can't even wrap my head around anything right now.
36:35I know that I've never been happier.
36:38So, I guess I kind of like you.
36:45Congratulations, Baylen.
36:49Colin, you got it.
36:52You did great.
36:54I told you words matter, didn't I?
36:56Good job.
36:58I love you.
36:59Let me see it again.
37:01Good Lord, God help us.
37:03I think the ring is gorgeous.
37:05Thank you, thank God.
37:07Thank you for your help.
37:08It's so Baylen style. It's big, it's gaudy.
37:11It's got hidden shit all over it, gems.
37:15It's so beautiful. It matches Bay to a T.
37:19When he took it out, did you see it blank?
37:22What do you think about your ring?
37:24It's beautiful.
37:25It's huge.
37:28I'm obsessed with this ring.
37:34We're getting married.
37:35Well, no.
37:36Well, yeah.
37:37What do you mean no?
37:38Well, yeah.
37:40What?
37:41Well, I mean, like, not right now. We just got engaged.
37:44Compress our ribs. That's perfect, beautiful.
37:46And smile like you mean it. Good. Stay right there.
37:50Sammy, slide that way the smallest bit,
37:52and then you're going to take that baby step with her.
37:54I am extremely very excited to be at Colin and Bay's wedding
37:58just because of the, you know, the food.
38:00I want the chocolate fountain thingy.
38:02Oh, that is fire.
38:04I'm very happy for Baylen and Colin
38:06because I've never been to an actual wedding.
38:08Like, I've seen on videos of, like, gender reveals and all that.
38:12That's for a baby.
38:14Yeah, I know, but, like, I'm thinking ahead of time.
38:18Wrong thing.
38:19Yay. Oh, this is beautiful.
38:22A little stormy, but nice.
38:24The rain held out, so I'm excited we can get
38:27some of our engagement photos on the beach.
38:29Take every little piece and part of me.
38:33See what I...
38:37I just need you closer, darling, lately.
38:42In the end, very, very happy with how this turned out.
38:48It was a good day. Yeah, it was a good day.
38:51Seeing a smile on her face and not watching her struggle or...
38:56Little tics, but nothing crazy that ruined the moment for her.
39:00We're no longer in the driver's seat here.
39:02We're in the passenger seat, and pretty soon,
39:04we're going to be in the back seat.
39:06But we're not going anywhere, because as her parents,
39:09it's our job to keep an eye out for her.
39:19Just being here and being with you were everything I've ever wanted.
39:25And being surrounded by family on a day that means everything to me,
39:30means families forever.
39:32Life is just perfect.
39:42We have news about Colin's relocation orders.
39:46We've discussed it, and...
39:50We don't want to do long descents.
39:52Holy Lord!
39:54These two just got engaged last night.
40:23Oh, that feels good.
40:25It's actually sunny out today. Today's a beach day.
40:28Yeah. It looks nice.
40:31Mm-hmm. It's a good little getaway.
40:34Yeah. It was fun.
40:36Oh, my gosh. What a vacation.
40:40Well, I mean, we knew it was in store,
40:43but still, just to have it transpire is like, oh, my gosh.
40:46No, it just feels good to just feel like I don't have to hold anything in,
40:49I don't have to hide anything,
40:51I don't have to just...
40:53It's like it's over and done with. Yay!
40:55And you get them other ones in.
40:57We get past the secret.
40:59We're leaving vacation with a daughter that's engaged.
41:05Good Lord.
41:07Hello?
41:12Good morning.
41:15How does it feel to be engaged?
41:19Has it set in yet?
41:30The proposal yesterday was everything that I could have hoped for and more,
41:34and I'm so happy.
41:36It feels real. Like, everything just feels so...
41:43I'm excited we get to live together forever.
41:46Yeah.
41:48So I know we haven't told your family about my work relocation.
41:53Mm-hmm.
41:55Do you think that we should tell them?
41:57Right now?
41:59Yeah, today.
42:01It'd probably be better to just say it here with everyone.
42:04So I'm in the United States Air Force,
42:06and I've been waiting for over a year to get relocation orders
42:10that could send me anywhere in the country or even overseas.
42:15And I did find out some news about where I would be going,
42:20and we've just kind of been waiting for the right time to tell her family.
42:26I don't know how I'm going to feel about it.
42:30Ugh.
42:32Well, who's ever next?
42:35We've already got a trial run done.
42:38That's a huge relief that there's no more, like, tiptoeing around it
42:42and the rest.
42:44You guys look good.
42:46Are you all packed up and stuff, kind of?
42:48Yeah.
42:50I'm excited to go back home, as much as I love you guys.
42:53I love you guys in increments, you know?
42:55Did you guys have fun?
42:57Was it good?
42:58Kind of.
42:59I mean, I didn't get a five-carat rock on my finger or anything,
43:02but I had fun.
43:04Someday, why don't we just hold off a little bit?
43:07Yeah.
43:08The newlyweds.
43:09The newlyweds.
43:11The what?
43:12No.
43:13How'd the ring do last night?
43:14Did it get stuck under, like, your pillowcase and stuff?
43:18Well, I didn't get to sleep with it.
43:20Collin was like, I think you should take it off before you go to bed.
43:23Okay.
43:24How's that thing on there?
43:25Collin, you're going to need a sign-in sheet.
43:27She has to sign it out at a certain time and then return it.
43:33Did you get the insurance on that thing, though?
43:35Yeah.
43:36Okay.
43:37Okay, good.
43:38And does it have to be sized?
43:39Yeah.
43:40It's got a warranty on it.
43:41Okay.
43:42Yeah.
43:43Your parents are heading out today, too?
43:44Yeah, they are.
43:46Boy, that was a fast and furious little jaunt for them.
43:49Yeah.
43:50Hopefully Chuck has better flying.
43:53I don't think he's going to do it just for the fun of it.
43:55It's got to be something, like, special to bring him out.
43:58For, like, the wedding in two and a half years.
44:01Yeah.
44:02In Puerto Rico or something.
44:04Maybe more and more.
44:05Definitely.
44:06Speaking of leaving the country,
44:12we have news about Collin's relocation orders.
44:20What?
44:21So, I recently had gotten word on, like, where I'm going for my relocation.
44:28Vagina.
44:31We've discussed it, and...
44:35We don't want to do long descents.
44:38Um...
44:39Take a deck, you bitch.
44:41Holy Lord.
44:43These two just got engaged last night.
44:46Sammy called it.
44:48She knew it.
44:49And now Collin is probably going to take off and drag Bailey with him.
44:54You just signed a fucking lease.
44:56You have relocation orders.
44:59You have relocation news.
45:00Ding!
45:01I was right.
45:02Check that one off the list.
45:03I knew where this one was coming from.
45:05100%.
45:13Uh...
45:14We've been wanting to tell you guys...
45:17Um...
45:18I'm actually not going anywhere.
45:22I'm staying here and finishing out my contract in this location.
45:26Gosh.
45:27For two years.
45:28You're trying to make me sick to my stomach?
45:33Relief.
45:35For everybody involved.
45:37That's good.
45:39It's the best news other than the engagement.
45:42Yeah.
45:43For real.
45:45Thank God. Praise the Lord.
45:46I have never been so glad to be wrong.
45:49Yes.
45:50Two good pieces of news.
45:51I'll take it.
45:53Bailey and Collin staying put for the moment is really what's best for her.
45:57And everybody.
45:58And obviously for their relationship at this moment.
46:01And we have a wedding to start planning.
46:05So now that we know that I'm not going to go anywhere with my relocation,
46:10I don't think we really want to sit on this engagement too long.
46:16I know that the both of us are really eager to get married.
46:21I'm so excited to get married.
46:26I'm so excited.
46:27And I can't wait.
46:29The wedding bells are coming soon.
46:31And I'm going to get matching bridesmaid dresses for Fluff and too.
46:36I think that they should be on the back of a bike going down the aisles.
46:44Let's go pack up.
46:46What the dogs could be on the alpacas.
46:49Okay.
46:51All right.
46:52You start planning your wedding in two to six years?
46:55Hi, Fluff.
46:56Come here, baby.
46:57Oh, my papa.
46:59Bitch.
47:00She was ready to go in the water.
47:03Is that a rap?
47:05That's a rap.
47:06That's a rap.
47:07Come on.
47:09Come on.
47:10You know who raps?
47:11Joe Biden.
47:12Joe Biden's buried in my backyard after swallowing cocaine off of a Zebra during the Revolutionary War.
47:18That's a fucking rap, bitch.
47:20That's a fucking rap.