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00:00Who is it stripper Graham?
00:10Tag you're it
00:14Shouldn't you put him in a brown paper bag and set him on fire
00:20I've never slept on an air mattress before
00:24No lumbar support whatsoever
00:27Maybe you'd be happier on a park bench. I don't see any way to get a park bench in here
00:35Do you want to switch? No, that's fine. I'm perfectly comfortable sleeping on a bouncy castle
00:44Get out of bed we're switching but now only if you want to get in the bed
00:47What's going on? Are you boys roughhousing?
00:55Just talking ma
00:57If you don't settle down right now
00:59I'm not gonna let you have any more sleepovers
01:04God's sake mom 27 years old. It's not even a school night
01:15Comfy now?
01:18A
01:23Poster of Halle Berry's a little unnerving
01:27Don't look at it. She's like my fourth favorite Catwoman. No kidding
01:32Yeah, Julie Neumar Michelle Pfeiffer Eartha Kitt and then her what about Lee Merriweather? Oh, I forgot about Lee Merriweather
01:40I'm glad that's settled
01:43That makes Halle Berry my fifth favorite Catwoman
01:46It's Julie Neumar Michelle Pfeiffer Eartha Kitt Lee Merriweather, please. I'm begging you go to sleep. I'm trying I'm counting Catwomen
01:59You should did make a fine mutant in the X-Men movies though
02:02Oh for God's sake, which is not my favorite of the X-Men in order. That would be Wolverine Cyclops
02:06No, wait, I forgot professor X
02:09Cyclops Iceman then storm angel the beat. No wait Nightcrawler
02:14Professor X Nightcrawler Wolverine Cyclops Iceman then storm
02:25There he is my old buddy, but but an experiment designed by this guy named Schrodinger
02:33From the Charlie Brown cartoons
02:37No, he was some kind of scientist, let me start again. Oh, hey Leonard. Well, Leslie. Hi
02:48Okay, well good night
02:53Okay, well good night
03:03Okay
03:18Call me
03:21Right
03:24Okay, good night. What a great time chapel everything has to do with sex hmm testify
03:33I'm not touching that
03:37Leslie you are way off base here. Hang on Leonard. Well, I have no respect for Leslie as a scientist or a human being for that
03:44matter
03:45We have to concede her undeniable expertise in the interrelated fields of promiscuity and general sluttiness
03:53Thank you
03:54My point is that Tinkerbell just needs to get her some
03:58Some what? Oh, yes some sexual intercourse
04:03I'll take the bullet
04:07Excuse me, this whole idea is insane. Yeah enough debate. I'm going to take action
04:12Excuse me. Are you currently involved in a sexual relationship?
04:19No, would you like to be
04:25Sure, why not?
04:27Sheldon
04:30Can I have your phone number
04:34Uh
04:36Yeah
04:48Their problem solved
04:53Thomas did you remember to ask for the chicken with broccoli to be diced not shredded?
04:56Yes, even though the menu description specifies shredded. Yes brown rice not white
05:00Yes, did you stop at the Korean grocery and get the good hot mustard? Yes. Did you pick up the low-sodium soy sauce from the market?
05:05Yes. Thank you
05:09What took you so long
05:12Just sit down and eat fine
05:18All right, it's shredded what do you want me to do turn on the ignition and shift in the drive
05:23I haven't fastened my seat belt yet
05:27Okay, fasten your seat belt
05:31I
05:36Click
05:39Now are there airbags you don't need airbag what does a simulated van rear ends me I'll hit you in the face with a pillow
05:55Okay now shift in the drive pull out slowly into traffic
06:00Oh
06:21Thank you
06:26Sorry, excuse me
06:30My bad
06:35Student driver
06:38If you manage to get on the second floor of the Glendale Galleria, I
06:43Don't know. I was on the Pasadena Freeway. I missed my exit flew off the overpass and one thing led to another
06:52Maybe you want to give it a rest and try again tomorrow. No, I quit
07:00Oh
07:05The pet store remember to compliment wallow. It's on the software. It's amazingly detailed
07:15Excuse me
07:20What's wrong with you I'm helping you with Stephanie by making constipated moose sounds
07:25When I fail to open this jar and you succeed it will establish you as the alpha male you see
07:31Female witnesses an exhibition of physical domination. She produces the hormone oxytocin
07:36If the two of you then engage in intercourse
07:38This will create the biochemical reaction in the brain which lay people naively interpret as falling in love
07:46Huh
07:48Would it work if I just punched you in the face
07:50Yes, actually it will but let's see how the lid goes
07:54I'm not strong enough Leonard. You'll have to do it
07:58God sakes go ahead. It's pre loosened
08:13Oh
08:15I
08:22Got it. Oh, yeah. Yeah, he's got it and that's not surprising
08:26This is something I long ago came to peace with and my role is the beta male
08:32Open it
08:34Oh
08:41Are you okay? No, I'm not I'm bleeding it like a gladiator
08:47You're gonna need stitches stitches with a needle. Oh, yeah. I mean just a few. Oh, okay
08:55Yeah, hang on a sec
09:05I
09:07Was defrosting a steak in there
09:24Sheldon I have an inflamed larynx
09:30Okay
09:37We are out of herbal tea, do you have any
09:46Okay, let me check
09:51Some piney would be nice
09:56Piney
10:00Honey