The Only Way is Essex S35 E02
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00:00The only way is love, baby
00:06So you love me now
00:09Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
00:13I'm coming for you
00:17I am the only one that knows
00:21Baby, I'm coming for you
00:24I'm coming for you
00:26I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:30Oh, I see you're nothing else matters
00:34I see your scars
00:37I don't know right where you're going
00:40But I love you right where you are
00:44I lost my mind and my mind
00:47I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:51I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:55I'm sorry for my broken heart
00:58How have you been?
01:02Well, not great, but, like, yeah.
01:04It's good that we're here, though,
01:06cos we need to, like, actually talk.
01:08I know.
01:09I feel like we broke up and then we've seen each other
01:12and we don't talk about things.
01:14I want to say that's more...
01:16I want to say that's on your...
01:18No, it's your fault.
01:19No, I just want to say...
01:20You walked into my house
01:21and I always thought we were going to have a deep chat
01:23and then you walked into my room, smiled and said,
01:25let's just get a takeaway and put a film on.
01:27Oh, that's strange, cos when I remember walking in,
01:30you go in...
01:31And coddle.
01:32Like that, straight away.
01:34I actually come down that day with full intentions
01:36of picking up my laptop.
01:38I didn't even bring a bag.
01:39And leaving straight away and saying,
01:41look, this is it.
01:44And then since then it doesn't feel like
01:46that we ever really talk about anything
01:49other than just see each other and enjoy each other's company.
01:52That's what I want to do,
01:53but I feel like we have broke up for a reason.
01:58Yeah, there's obviously underlying issues there.
02:00Yeah.
02:01There are underlying issues that need to be fixed, maybe.
02:06I don't know.
02:07It's hard because I don't...
02:09I know what he... I know the stuff, do you know what I mean?
02:12And I know, obviously, this distance
02:14and you not wanting to move to Essex
02:16and not moving Bear away from his family
02:19and your whole thing, I do get that.
02:21But the thing is, James, like, I really wanted to do that.
02:23Like, I wanted to do that when you asked me.
02:25And it's been, like, a year since you asked me
02:28and, like, there's been absolutely, like, no progression at all.
02:30Yeah, because I'm meant to be developing a bond with Bear.
02:33It's been down your way every single week,
02:35driving down to see you to develop that bond with Bear.
02:38I love Bear.
02:40I had every intention at the start, once that was said,
02:42a week, what, ten days before Christmas,
02:44you said you felt differently.
02:46And that's hence the reason why I didn't come down
02:48and see you at Christmas on Unboxing Day.
02:50I don't think that is the reason. No, it isn't, James.
02:52Babe, it's the reason. It isn't.
02:54It isn't, because you came down just before Christmas.
02:56Yeah, to give Bear his Christmas presents.
02:58Yeah, and we were fine, and then we decided
03:00that we were going to still spend Christmas together
03:02because we are a family.
03:04Yeah, because my head was gone.
03:06I didn't imagine... James, I drank...
03:08Just reverse the... I panged you Christmas morning
03:10and you were still drunk. Just reverse the rock.
03:12That's why you didn't come down. I felt the same days afterwards.
03:15So why didn't you tell me the day before?
03:17Because my head was... Imagine being...
03:19The other way round. I told you the same stuff that you told me.
03:22You didn't even answer the phone when Bear wanted to show you his presents.
03:25It wasn't because I was drunk. It was.
03:27My head was scrambled. My head was gone. I didn't know what was doing.
03:30I didn't know what was going on. I thought we was fine.
03:33Up until a week before Christmas.
03:35I wouldn't have been coming down and making all the effort
03:37if I didn't think that we was absolutely fine.
03:39I didn't see it coming.
03:41And do you know what? Since then and after that,
03:43I haven't wanted to not stop seeing you.
03:45I want to see you. I still have that.
03:47I still love you. A lot.
03:49Like, my feelings haven't faded in any sense.
03:52You told me yours had.
03:54I know that after being told that, most people should just back away
03:57and be like, all right, well, if that's how she feels,
04:00it's like, I can't do it.
04:02MUSIC PLAYS
04:18MUSIC CONTINUES
04:23Right, I actually am really excited for you to try this pasta,
04:26cos you do know I am the pasta king.
04:28Oh, you know I'm the pasta queen. I know.
04:30And then I just fold a little Caesar salad on the side.
04:33Yeah, cos you've got to cancel out the pasta with the salad. Of course.
04:36Because then it means you're actually eating healthy.
04:38Yes, I feel like this is, like, a good pre-Bali dinner at Harry's.
04:42It's like a typical Harry dinner. Yeah. I love it. I love it.
04:45Right, shall we start dishing up? Yeah, let's make up.
04:47I think they'll be the same. Give me some plates and I'll do this.
04:49I need to, um... You can do the sink, cos I don't like cleaning up.
04:52Yeah, I'm going to put all that in the dishwasher,
04:54cos I want it to look kind of, like, nice.
04:56DOORBELL RINGS
05:01I'm coming!
05:03Hi! Hi.
05:05Come through. Hey, girlie!
05:07You know where you're going. Oh, it smells beautiful.
05:09It smells unreal!
05:11You know I've got the pasta going.
05:13Hi, darling. You OK?
05:15You're such a good host, H. Oh, my God!
05:17The pasta's going. Oh, it looks stunning.
05:19Unreal. Yous OK? Yeah, good. How are you?
05:21Let yourselves at home. You know what it's like here.
05:23Oh, beautiful. It's small but cosy.
05:25It's cosy. It's well nice and warm in here.
05:27Do yous want a drink? Fred, I did get you your no-alcohol beers.
05:31Oh, thanks, H.
05:33I hope you're hungry, cos I've made quite a lot.
05:35Oh, I'm starving. It's all good to go.
05:37Oh, thank you!
05:39I've actually done the pesto one, which you've had before.
05:42Thank you so much. I've actually made you, as well,
05:44the famous creamy chicken pasta.
05:46Oh, stunning.
05:48Proseccos. Oh, my God.
05:50Take whichever one yous want.
05:52Harry, the red one tastes spicy.
05:54Yeah, cos it's got paprika in it.
05:56You could have told me! Are you not good with spice?
05:58I hate spice! Oh!
06:00Oh, my God, you wouldn't get a coma for an Indian, would you?
06:03Yeah. Oh, that's the boringest one.
06:05No, do you know what it is?
06:07It tastes delicious. Coconutty, creamy, nice.
06:09It's so bland.
06:11Do you know what I do at the Indian?
06:13I get worse than a coma. What do you have?
06:15I'm a butter chicken. Really?
06:17It's like the most plainest, plainest thing in the world.
06:19Get Madras spice.
06:21So it'll be spicy. Masala Madras spice.
06:23I've never had that before.
06:25Yeah, but Madras is still basic meal.
06:29I came from a coma, so she's coming from my masala!
06:33That's so funny.
06:35Are yous all excited for Bali? Can't wait.
06:37The hotel we're going to is meant to be beautiful.
06:39I think I'm going to enjoy Bali more this time.
06:43I was thinking this, do you know why?
06:45I feel like...
06:47I feel like as time's gone on,
06:49and I feel like everyone will get on,
06:51it will make it easier that Dan's not there.
06:53It will be better. That's what I said.
06:55As much as I am going to miss Dan not being there,
06:57it would half do me a favour,
06:59because I'll be able to mingle with you girls,
07:01and it won't be awkward.
07:03How is Dan? He's good.
07:05He's obviously skating.
07:07He's hardcore.
07:09How are you two? We're good.
07:11We're happy.
07:13And the L-bomb's been dropped, innit?
07:15Pretty.
07:17I like it awkward.
07:19Sorry if this is awkward.
07:21I'm not going to lie, it is a bit weird.
07:23It is weird.
07:25I'm obviously not happy for you.
07:27No, I'm not.
07:29It's still a bit weird.
07:31It's hard to hear.
07:33I'm sorry, I don't want to feel awkward,
07:35but I've also got to let you know
07:37you're travelling on the side.
07:39No, I appreciate, listen,
07:41I appreciate yous all being here,
07:43especially yous two together,
07:45because I know it's not always the easiest,
07:47but I know you're putting differences aside.
07:49Yeah, of course.
07:51Obviously the Turkish night out was beautiful,
07:53I thought, with everyone.
07:55Yeah, I had such a nice night.
07:57I feel like that was the night I needed,
07:59and I'm also starting to enjoy being single.
08:01You said that, Fred.
08:03Yeah.
08:05What are yous laughing at?
08:07What are yous laughing at?
08:09Right, I'm going to just address the elephant in the room.
08:11No, I think you need to.
08:13Do it, H.
08:15We had a really nice chat the other day, didn't we?
08:17Yeah.
08:19Very, very nice.
08:21I was really, really happy, it was lovely.
08:23And then I get to Amy yesterday.
08:25Go on.
08:27And apparently you've said to Amy,
08:29something along the lines of,
08:31why would you shut down a date without Ray?
08:33Yeah, that is true.
08:35So basically...
08:37I thought he was about to go, that's not true.
08:39No, no.
08:41I'll say it with my chest.
08:43Naturally, I am a flirtatious person.
08:45It ain't a big thing, is it?
08:47No.
08:49We both find each other lovely.
08:51I think you're really embarrassed, guys.
08:53I don't like the, like,
08:55the attention like that.
08:57Shut up, you're loving this.
08:59Can you save it for Bali?
09:01Yeah.
09:03Bring on the beaches in Bali.
09:05Ooh, you're going to have to figure those out,
09:07wouldn't you?
09:09Give me an eyeful.
09:11Give you more than an eyeful, H.
09:13One step at a time, Fred, one step at a time.
09:29BELL RINGS
09:35Over the whole time of us being together,
09:37there has just been, like, a lot of things that have happened,
09:39and, like, I have brushed it under the carpet.
09:43Well, listen, I don't know what to say to you.
09:45I don't know how much more I can prove
09:47to the fact that how I feel about you
09:49and how I love you, it's like...
09:51I can't just keep fighting one-sided thing the whole time.
09:59Ain't fair.
10:03Listen, whatever, I don't know what to say about it.
10:19I don't want to cry.
10:29I fucking...
10:31Just bloody sank in this milkshake.
10:33I was like, fucking onions. I was like...
10:35I can't...
10:45Well, I don't know.
10:47Maybe we need some space, then.
10:51I'm going away for a few weeks anyway now,
10:53so maybe we need some space to just clear our heads
10:55and decide what we want to do.
10:59OK.
11:07I don't know.
11:11I feel like, even though we're not together,
11:13like, it hasn't felt like we've, like, broken up,
11:15cos we were doing long-distance anyway,
11:17and then we just saw each other.
11:19Yeah, because we both want to.
11:21Yeah, I know.
11:23Well, look, we'll do...
11:25Like I said, I'm not going to say anything.
11:27We'll do...
11:29Like I said, I'm going to be away for a bit,
11:31for a few weeks.
11:33Maybe that'll do us a favour and...
11:35And maybe we shouldn't talk.
11:37Maybe, yeah.
11:41OK.
11:51Motherfuck.
11:53Motherfuck.
11:55Oh.
11:57I don't know what the answer is.
11:59No.
12:01Shall we get out of here?
12:03Shall we go? Yeah? Yeah.
12:05Come on, then.
12:07Did you put your drink on?
12:09It wasn't for the drinks, was it?
12:13So silly.
12:15Just make sure you get safe in the car, do you know what I mean?
12:17Just double-check.
12:25THE ONLY WAY IS UP
12:27THE ONLY WAY IS UP
12:31I'VE BEEN ON A VIBE
12:33BEEN BREAKING OUT OF MY CAGE
12:35LIVING ON A WILDNESS
12:37OF MY ESCAPE
12:39Have we got any biscuits?
12:41No, I don't think so.
12:43There's chocolate in there.
12:45You need to tidy your cupboards out.
12:47THINGS GET SO DRAMATIC
12:49Hi, Mum. Hiya. How are you?
12:51I'm good, you? Yeah, good.
12:53THE ONLY WAY IS UP
12:55THE ONLY WAY IS UP
12:57THE ONLY WAY IS UP
12:59Oh. I had a nightmare with a kettle.
13:01Oh. Oh, I've got biscuits, but...
13:03These look familiar.
13:05They're not the ones I gave you at Christmas, are they, by any chance?
13:07Possibly, Mum, yeah. Thank you. Possibly.
13:09I mean, my cupboards are stocked
13:11with the basics, but never, like,
13:13full up, are they?
13:15No. You know I'm good round the house.
13:17I do everything. Yeah, you are domesticated.
13:19I think you're domesticated.
13:21There we go.
13:23But I've no idea. I do my ironing, I do my washing.
13:25I clean, I can cook.
13:27And you can iron, which is great,
13:29cos I hate that. I can iron, yeah.
13:31Yeah, but hold on, I said to you, like,
13:33I don't want to just be an ironing guy who just does all the ironing.
13:35It's teamwork. It is teamwork, yeah.
13:37You iron and I put away.
13:39You don't leave loads of stuff here, so I won't be ironing much of your stuff.
13:41But what have I... I've literally got, what,
13:43a jumper and a pair of slippers. Yeah.
13:45But I did wash your stuff. Yeah, I know.
13:47Yeah. Hold on a minute. The slippers is a big thing.
13:49There's a pair of slippers here.
13:51Yeah. We can't find them, but there is...
13:53No, I don't know where they are. There is somewhere.
13:55Oliver's got them somewhere. Yeah.
13:57Aw.
13:59So it was good to see you going dancing on ice, supporting him.
14:01Yeah. It was really nice.
14:03It was good, wasn't it? It was so good.
14:05I was really proud of him. I bet you were as well.
14:07Yeah, I'm really proud of you. Nice to see you in white jumpers.
14:09They was the tightest trousers
14:11I've ever worn in my life.
14:13I kept having to, like, readjust myself
14:15before I started.
14:17Are you going off to Bali? Yeah.
14:19That'll be really nice. Yeah, I'm looking forward to it.
14:21Is Dyke's going to Bali? Yeah.
14:23How's things with him?
14:25Last I heard, he was going to meet Jodie.
14:27Oh. And I haven't heard from him since, so...
14:29It must be going well.
14:31Missing in action? Yeah.
14:33No, very much so, yeah. Yeah.
14:35James is still chasing her because he obviously
14:37loves her and wants it to work.
14:39Mm. But he knows also
14:41that the thing she's saying means
14:43that it's not going to work. Mm.
14:45Yeah, it's kind of, do you cut the ties now
14:47before you get even deeper into it and even
14:49more involved and more emotionally involved?
14:51Yeah. At least you don't live so far away.
14:53I know. No.
14:55That'd be a nightmare, wouldn't it? Too bad.
14:57I have to say, when I first
14:59knew about you, I thought, because of
15:01the age difference, initially
15:03I thought, mm, ten years difference.
15:05But then I actually thought,
15:07actually, it's eight years difference between me
15:09and my partner, so there's not a lot of difference
15:11there. No. It's just as you get older, you don't
15:13think about the age difference. No, you don't.
15:15I feel like, for me, I feel like I'm quite
15:17mature for my age. Well, you are.
15:19It's funny, cos Dad's not. No.
15:21So that's probably what you mean.
15:23I've got a lot better.
15:25You have, you have. A lot better.
15:27Yeah, we'll take that back a bit. You have got
15:29a lot better. Well, I'm glad to see you two
15:31getting it together, so I'm glad
15:33you were here, glad you were here when I popped in.
15:35Hopefully you can keep him on straight and narrow.
15:37Yeah, fingers crossed.
15:39Yeah, I hope so.
15:41Bloody hell.
15:43Are you finished with that?
15:45Yeah, I'm finished with it, yeah. It's a very nice cup of tea.
15:47Thank you very much. Thank God for that.
15:49Cos I was stressed out there.
15:51I won't
15:53tell you I actually drink coffee, but...
15:55Yeah, in case he does.
15:57Yeah, she seems really
15:59lovely. It's nice, we get on well.
16:01Yeah, you've always said that you get on well
16:03and you have a laugh together, but
16:05no, she seems really sweet, really lovely.
16:07You're obviously a little bit smitten,
16:09cos on Sunday I noticed as we were leaving,
16:11which I picked up on,
16:13is that you took her hand and walked out holding her hand.
16:15To see you being
16:17openly affectionate and holding her hand was
16:19really sweet. Yeah.
16:21See where it goes. Just don't buy another dog.
16:23I ain't doing that again,
16:25trust me.
16:35Hello. Hi.
16:37I'm sick and tired of this rain,
16:39Jan, look at the state of me.
16:41Who's getting iced caramel latte? Can I get a
16:43cappuccino, please, as well? Lots of chocolate.
16:49Thank you, darling.
16:51Come on.
16:53Oh, gang!
16:55How are you?
16:57Fred. UKH. How are you, babe?
16:59You look handsome. Thank you.
17:01How are you? Cold.
17:03What have you been doing? Getting some food?
17:05Just had a quick coffee.
17:07Yeah.
17:09Where he's off to? Just doing a bit of shopping.
17:11Nice. Yeah.
17:17How is everyone?
17:19Yeah, good.
17:21Great.
17:23You all right?
17:25I'm good. Are you OK?
17:27Yeah. Do you have anything
17:29you'd like to say? I mean,
17:31this isn't the ideal situation
17:33I want to bump into you and have a conversation
17:35with you. Yeah. I want to have this conversation
17:37with you on your own, if that's OK?
17:39I don't really want your friend here. I don't want
17:41nothing to do with you, so... Do you mind
17:43if we have a conversation? No, we're right together.
17:45I just bumped into you, so nothing. I know, but...
17:47You're not going to say anything. I don't really want to...
17:49My friendship was between me and you, and Freddie was part
17:51of our friendship group, and he's been a mediator.
17:53Do you know what I mean? Fuck my friendship.
17:55Fuck my friendship. Do you know what? I'm going
17:57anyway, cos I don't want to deal with you.
17:59I don't want to deal with you. I don't want you to be
18:01in an uncomfortable situation whatsoever. No, listen,
18:03I don't feel uncomfortable. I've got to the point where,
18:05you know, around Christmas time, I did feel
18:07like I was being pulled
18:09from pillar to post a bit. Yeah. Not that anyone
18:11made me feel like that, but obviously, naturally,
18:13I'm going to feel like that. I genuinely
18:15loved you like a sister, and you know that.
18:17We was like this. I don't even like it being
18:19like this between me and you, cos it's not nice.
18:21You've let it get like that, though. I don't get it.
18:23Listen, the ball's kind of in your court,
18:25cos I know you keep saying to people you've apologised
18:27multiple times, but let's be honest, you haven't.
18:29You said once... No, you haven't.
18:31I have apologised for the situation. You explained the situation once,
18:33and then since then, we spoke on the phone,
18:35and then I reached out to you, and I apologised
18:37for the way I spoke to you, and then I never heard anything from you
18:39again. If you're so bothered...
18:41Yeah, I am bothered, because you were once upon a time
18:43my best friend. Yeah, but you're the one...
18:45I don't understand, like... But I know what you're like,
18:47and I know when you're stubborn, you're so hard to talk to.
18:49It's not stubborn. I haven't done anything wrong. Right.
18:51I don't have your back. Yeah, and I don't disregard that at all.
18:53I had your back against Galban, I had your back against Joe. Yeah.
18:55I don't like this whole, all of a sudden,
18:57I've got a problem with you being with Joe.
18:59I've never said that. Obviously, if you're happy with Joe,
19:01I'm happy that you're happy.
19:03I've never said that you've got this problem with me being with Joe.
19:05Yeah, but I feel like... I don't know where you've heard that from.
19:07You and Joe are, like, trying to portray the fact that I'm, like,
19:09not speaking to you because you're with Joe, and it's not the case.
19:11You don't care about anyone around you, Junaid,
19:13because you've got Joe. OK. Let's be honest. It's not true, though.
19:15No. Because if Joe weren't there, you would have been calling me.
19:17I don't know where you want to go with this conversation.
19:19At the end of the day... I don't, Jan. Yeah.
19:21At the end of the day, I'm not the only one that thinks
19:23that your behaviour is bizarre. I've been a good friend to you.
19:25But I couldn't care about anyone else's opinions, Dad.
19:27Well, you should care about mine, and I think your behaviour's bizarre.
19:29No, but I cared about your opinion, because you were once upon a time
19:31my best friend, and I didn't ever want you to get into this situation.
19:33Well, you're not acting like it, though. What more do you want?
19:35I've apologised. It is what it is.
19:37Don't you feel sad about this situation, both of you?
19:39It is very sad. It's mortifying.
19:41I don't really need people in my life that aren't good friends to me
19:43when I know I am a good friend, so I don't...
19:45And I'm not disregarding that whatsoever.
19:47I don't know how to say your words, but that's it, really.
19:49I don't really know what else to say.
19:51Love, Lou.
19:53Give us a kiss, Dad.
19:55OK, well, I'm actually going to go get a hot chocolate.
19:57I'll bring you.
19:59I ain't backing down.
20:01No, I ain't backing down.
20:03The only way is love.
20:05The only way is love.
20:09You bring me down.
20:11I know that there's something about you.
20:13You bring me down.
20:15I know that there's something about you.
20:17You bring me down.
20:19Daddy boy!
20:21Hello, mate.
20:23The missing man.
20:25No, I've just finished a meeting.
20:27Oh, right.
20:29What about last night? He was missing then, though, weren't you?
20:31What? What? I thought that happened.
20:33I mean, possibly.
20:35Oh, right.
20:37I'll tell you about it when I see you. Where are you?
20:39I'm just in Epping about to have some dinner with Elle.
20:41She's in the corner.
20:43Well, if you're coming, hurry up. I'm supposed to be on a date, mate.
20:45Yeah, sweet. Go on, I'll pop by.
20:47All right, hurry up. She won't care.
20:49Go on, sweet. Go on, bye.
21:03Hey, babe.
21:05Hey, babe.
21:07Got your sign.
21:09My God!
21:11Babe, what?
21:13That's all yours.
21:15What?
21:17I'm going to put that next to my bed.
21:19This is the cutest thing I've ever seen.
21:21A new bed.
21:23Babe, this is the cutest thing ever.
21:25Hey.
21:27What's happening?
21:29Hey, bro.
21:31What's happening?
21:33Oh, another drink for me?
21:35Not for you. For Elle, mate.
21:37I was supposed to be on a date here.
21:39Well, it's not like you, is it?
21:41Well, there's only rug come around me house.
21:43Can't stay at the bed.
21:45I've exhausted that.
21:47I've exhausted that.
21:49I've exhausted that.
21:51I've exhausted that.
21:53That trick's been exhausted.
21:55It's nice to see you finally moving on when I'm now single.
21:57Yeah, but I can't help the timings, mate, can I?
21:59No, you cannot.
22:01Just go on.
22:03I know I can gather what happened.
22:05You don't even have to tell me, but...
22:07Let's start from the beginning.
22:09Met in this little diner, and then got to it straight away
22:11with those gentlemen.
22:13So we were arguing. She was obviously saying
22:15that she still loved me, but there was underlying reasons
22:17as to why she feels the way she feels.
22:19And then a couple of bits come out
22:21while we were pissed off with each other
22:23as to why I didn't come down at Christmas,
22:25why she said the stuff in the first place and all that.
22:27Then I brought up the thing that we said.
22:29What?
22:31I said, we're going to have a few weeks away now,
22:33and it's probably better.
22:35We both said that was the best thing for the situation.
22:37Best thing to do. Brought it up.
22:39She said, all right, yeah, maybe that is a good idea.
22:41And no contact.
22:43And then we both sat there.
22:45So I thought it was a good idea, you thought it was a good idea,
22:47she thought it was a good idea.
22:49And then we sat there and it was, like,
22:51a little bit silent for a little bit.
22:53Then I started to smile a little bit,
22:55and then she started to smile a little bit.
22:57You folded.
22:59We did leave together, yeah.
23:01So it went from that to us agreeing
23:03that we'd stop talking the next morning.
23:05I'm not even going to grill you at all,
23:07because I know how you feel about it.
23:09It's just that...
23:11I feel like we're just going to keep doing this.
23:13You do need some time apart from seeing each other
23:15to clear your heads.
23:17It's annoying, because every time I spend time with her,
23:19I love it.
23:21So it's like...
23:23I can't help myself.
23:25And it's like I've got absolutely zero willpower
23:27whatsoever to go, actually, no.
23:29It's like, come on, mate, get a grip.
23:31I'm saying, again, you love her,
23:33but also you can't keep chasing someone
23:35that doesn't give you the same back.
23:37Yeah.
23:39She's not for you.
23:43How many is she going to notice?
23:45I can't say that. I can't have one of them.
23:47Mate, just leave it.
23:49She won't even notice that one, because they're all flat.
23:51We're having a date here, and you've just turned up.
23:53I know you've got a lot of stuff going on at the moment.
23:55I'm sad.
23:57You're not sad any more. You're doing stupid shit.
23:59You're not sad any more.
24:01I'm sad, but I'm hungry.
24:03You can't eat all this.
24:05What's the end result here?
24:07The end result is to take back control of the whole situation.
24:09I'm just stuck in this limbo situation
24:11when I know, really, I need to now
24:13back away myself, do you know what I mean?
24:15Yeah.
24:31That was the cutest thing
24:33I've ever seen.
24:35Babe, I love you.
24:37Love you more.
24:39You're a really, really trendy barley babe.
24:41No, you're not. I am.
24:43This is the last time I'm going to see you in 14 days.
24:45No.
24:47I ain't going to cope now.
25:11Show up. Good talk.
25:13I'm glad I came.
25:15Hello.
25:17Hello.
25:19What are you doing here?
25:21James is just leaving, actually.
25:23I am just leaving.
25:25Just come and swing by.
25:27Just getting used to being a third wheel.
25:29Right, later, guys.
25:31I'll ring you later.
25:33Food's lovely, by the way.
25:35Looks like you enjoyed it.
25:41What did he have to say, anyway?
25:43He's just all over the place.
25:45He talks a good game,
25:47but he does the opposite.
25:49So it's not really anything different, then?
25:51It's nothing different at all.
25:53Oh, lovely. Thank you, mate.
25:57Cheers.
26:01You hungry?
26:03I'm starving.
26:05Go on. Dig in, then.
26:11Mmm.
26:13Nice, ain't it?
26:17Cheers, big ears.
26:19Cheers.
26:23So what did your mum
26:25say about me, then, when I left?
26:27Um...
26:29My mum had nice things to say about you, to be honest.
26:31That's nice.
26:33Like what? She did.
26:35She just said...
26:37She just said that you seemed nice.
26:39Let's get in.
26:41Ella seems nice. Well, yeah, she is.
26:43I get on well with her.
26:45What?
26:47Nothing. What are you laughing at? Nothing.
26:49What? Go on. I've met your mum.
26:51Like what?
26:53So...
26:55You're leaving me for two weeks.
26:57What am I going to do without you?
26:59Luckily, I'm busy and I've got stuff going on.
27:01No, it's true, otherwise you'd be driving yourself mad.
27:03If you were on the phone
27:0524-7, I'd be like,
27:07what the hell am I going to do about this?
27:09It's a shame, cos we had a very good time back then.
27:13Yeah, but you've got good things going on.
27:15No, I know, and, like, as much as I'm gutted to not be going,
27:17I'm really happy with what I've got going on
27:19and I'm enjoying it, so...
27:23Sometimes you've got to, um, make sacrifices,
27:25ain't you? Well, anyway,
27:27because I'm going to be away for a little while,
27:29you're going to be driving yourself absolutely nuts.
27:31You know, talking to me
27:33every minute of the day.
27:35So, I thought to myself,
27:37get you something cute.
27:43What is it?
27:45So, basically, every day that I am away,
27:47there's a note in there that you can read
27:49so you know that I'm thinking of you.
27:51That's cute.
27:53Is it, or is it a bit cringy?
27:55No, I think it's cute. I think it's cute.
27:57No-one's really ever done that to me, anything like that, no.
27:59OK, so, day one obviously has
28:01number one on it, and day two
28:03obviously has number two on it, yeah?
28:05OK, right. So you can't get lost.
28:07Yeah, I get it, yeah. Right? Yeah.
28:09And they all rhyme, by the way.
28:11They rhyme as well? Yeah, cos I'm really good at poetry.
28:13Oh, and there's one in there for luck
28:15and there's one to open now.
28:17So, I... Right.
28:19Either open this one, it's the one for now.
28:23Open this?
28:25Yeah.
28:27Give me a kiss.
28:29Rhymes.
28:31Yeah, it does. See? Poet.
28:33It's cute, innit?
28:35Yeah.
28:43Very cute.
28:53I'll get you a nice, deep drink, yeah?
28:55I'm an idiot.
28:57My love's gonna take you to the moon.
28:59You need that after today, don't you?
29:01No, I actually do.
29:03I need the bottle and a straw and I'll be good.
29:07Dainty. That was a lot.
29:09Like...
29:11I feel drained
29:13from it all, I'm not going to lie.
29:15But how do you feel like the whole conversation
29:17actually went from your opinion?
29:19I'll be honest, the way you conducted yourself
29:21and all the points you made,
29:23he couldn't argue with.
29:25We looked at each other, he wasn't even going to say anything.
29:27Like, he was not going to say anything, Fred.
29:29It was me that was like, you all right?
29:31Like, have you got anything you want to say?
29:33I find it bizarre, even the way that he was already just
29:35blank me.
29:37I looked at you and my heart did break, cos I thought to myself...
29:39I feel mugged off.
29:41Yeah, well, of course you're going to feel mugged off,
29:43because at the end of the day, he's basically telling you
29:45that he half didn't want the friendship.
29:47I know.
29:49You've stuck by Janaye through thick and thin and through a lot.
29:51I didn't expect it to go that way.
29:53I didn't expect it because I just feel like
29:55as much as I don't want the friendship
29:57and I feel like I'm done with him,
29:59at the same time, it's like three, four years
30:01we spent being best friends.
30:03I know everything about Janaye, every secret,
30:05everything going on in his life, I know.
30:07It surprised me that he actually wants to lose me as a friend.
30:09He's not ours.
30:11But that was his opportunity to actually be like,
30:13I'm so sorry, Dani, I really wanted to get us back on track.
30:15Yeah.
30:17I think he's so focused on, she's going to reject me,
30:19she's going to reject me, that he kind of
30:21put me into this fight or flight mode and that's not OK.
30:23You can't treat you like that.
30:25No, I know, it's just like
30:27wasted time.
30:29Oh, come on.
30:31No, you're allowed to get upset.
30:33No, don't make me cry.
30:35No, because it's just, I don't know, I don't want to be his friend.
30:37It's not even that.
30:39It's just how you can be so close to someone
30:41and see how much they change
30:43when they don't need you no more.
30:45It's just muggy.
30:47It is muggy.
30:49No, but the thing is, I actually do know that
30:51and I'm annoyed at myself for even getting upset
30:53because he don't even deserve me to get upset.
30:55I've been nothing but a good friend to him
30:57and even standing in front of him earlier,
30:59he does not care.
31:01And I know everyone makes excuses for him and goes,
31:03he's putting up a guard, he does care.
31:05No, he doesn't. He actually doesn't.
31:07I'm going to be having a firm word with him
31:09because he needs to hear it.
31:11You go your way, I'll go mine.
31:13OK.
31:15OK.
31:17The only way is love.
31:21The only way is love.
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32:23CC's here!
32:25Hello!
32:27I need your help.
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33:35Are you leaving Girl Band now for that band?
33:37Never.
33:39But it will be nice in Bali for everyone to kind of be together.
33:41Everyone practically does get on.
33:43Everyone's kind of moved past everything.
33:45And I think it is a good chance for everyone just to have fun.
33:47Do Nadine and Joe even talk to anyone?
33:49I think they talk to Saffron.
33:51Freddie talks to them.
33:53Although...
33:55Oh, you're going to die.
33:57Freddie said he wouldn't turn down a date with Harry.
33:59They hated each other like a year ago.
34:01I know.
34:03And they've just got to a really good place.
34:05I don't think Harry should do that.
34:07No.
34:09I know that he's not interested in Freddie.
34:11Tell me when you're going to be so cold.
34:13Don't put my love on hold.
34:15Don't put my love on hold.
34:17I've got one question now.
34:19Go on.
34:21Do I get it for jazz?
34:23I knew you'd say that.
34:25Please.
34:27Come on.
34:29I feel so Essex right now.
34:31It's a secret.
34:33Don't tell anyone.
34:35The only thing is, it might go a little bit patchy.
34:37Do you know what I do?
34:39I always take a little emergency bottle with me to Bali.
34:41So if you feel like you need a little top-up,
34:43come to my room.
34:45Harry, can I just have the tattoo, please?
34:47Have you ever seen my tattoo?
34:49Soph, I've got it.
34:51No, you haven't.
34:53No, you haven't.
34:55I've got one as well.
34:57Shut up.
34:59Guys, I've got one.
35:01I'll show you mine, though.
35:03Mine's a big... Excuse the BBL.
35:05It's very big.
35:07Oh, wow.
35:09I wanted a butterfly, but I got them off.
35:11I'm so excited for Bali, though.
35:13I feel I'm more excited about Bali
35:15this time than last time
35:17because I think I was in a different headspace.
35:19At least you're not going to Bali.
35:21Looking amazing.
35:23And no worries.
35:25What do you think is going to happen in Bali?
35:27Expectations.
35:29Date with someone, maybe?
35:31The only thing is, when you date,
35:33you date, you fall in love, and that's it.
35:35Then they move in.
35:37You cannot do that any more.
35:39Listen, we're here now, and we are not going to let that happen.
35:41Well, Sophie and Jordan are going,
35:43so if anything crazy happens,
35:45they can whip me into shape.
35:47You know you're always welcome in our room for a debrief.
35:49I just don't want anything to get messy.
35:51And when I say by messy, like, obviously I see Junaid.
35:53Me and Danny was walking into the coffee shop
35:55to get some coffee.
35:57They both bowled out, him and Freddie.
35:59It was like talking to Danny,
36:01and I was on my phone, and he was going,
36:03Danny, we've been friends for so long.
36:05I feel like me and you should have a chat,
36:07but in private when you're not with your mate.
36:09Oh.
36:11And I feel like he was trying to get a rise out of me.
36:13He wants you to bite.
36:15It's going to make him feel better for you to bite.
36:17So the best thing you can do is just keep your silence.
36:19Keep your silence, and you think, you know what,
36:21Junaid, crack on. Good for you.
36:23You've done me a favour, but just let him be.
36:25You've got the lucky sky. You've got the lucky sky.
36:27And he's stuck with him, isn't he?
36:29Listen, Bali is the place where you hit the ball.
36:31Let's get him back to Freddie. Yeah.
36:33What is happening?
36:35Do you think you've got a connection with him, or...?
36:37I don't think I've ever looked at Freddie that way.
36:39Like, I've never looked at him and gone,
36:41oh, fancy, I want to rip your clothes off.
36:43Like, I've always thought he was really funny.
36:45Isn't he?
36:47Your mum's here.
36:49Like, I've always found him really funny.
36:51I think you're very similar.
36:53I think when you automatically look at us, I think we look similar.
36:55Yeah.
36:57But I think once you get to know the two people...
36:59Yeah, different.
37:01Freddie's a bit crazy, like, a bit, like, funny.
37:03But I think I'm a bit more, like, as I've got older,
37:05I've got a bit, like, dry funny.
37:07Yeah. And a bit more chilled.
37:09Harry, you need to put some pants on, cos I can't stop looking.
37:11Oh! Harry.
37:13Jesus Christ. You've been practising that, Harry?
37:15Oh, my God. Harry, that is amazing.
37:17And then they do this one.
37:19Oh, oh, God.
37:21Shall I put some clothes on?
37:23Yeah, put your clothes on. You're dry now.
37:25Oh, thanks for the best spray tan.
37:27Thank you. Amy Charles Salon.
37:29Look at the slap of the bum.
37:31God love them.
37:41Joe, stick the kettle on, I'm gasping.
37:43Yeah, all right, go on, make yourself comfortable and I'll make it.
37:45Thanks, babe. How you been? All right?
37:47Yeah, I'm good, how are you? Yeah, all good, mate.
37:49Packing for Barley.
37:51I got me old girl to do it all for me.
37:53Did you? I can't really pack on my own, Fred, I'll be honest.
37:55Well, if I'm being honest, Joe, I was naked watching her.
37:57What are you doing, Jan?
37:59I'm just packing, I'll be in in a minute.
38:01You can rape me, is it too dark?
38:03Oh, that's perfect colour. Yeah? Good.
38:05Thank you. You're very welcome.
38:07Don't say I don't do nothing for you, Fred.
38:09I would never, wouldn't dare.
38:11Joe? Yeah? Your case is packed.
38:13Oh, I need good to me.
38:15Oh, that is so cute. You are ready for Barley.
38:17Little housewife.
38:19He is, actually, he does everything.
38:21You OK? Yeah, I've been good, thank you.
38:23Obviously, the other day was a bit awkward, wasn't it?
38:25Yeah. I've heard all about it.
38:27It was a lot, to be honest.
38:29Like, it was a bit sad.
38:31Like, it's a shame, really, like...
38:33No, it is a shame, it is a shame.
38:35I think it's mad how it's got to this point.
38:37Yeah.
38:39It's just gone so bad now.
38:41Do you know what I think it is?
38:43I'm always going to be honest and open with you.
38:45Of course.
38:47I think sometimes, cos I can be the same,
38:49when our barriers go up because we get defensive,
38:51we can come across quite cold.
38:53Yeah.
38:55And I feel like with Danny the other day,
38:57you did come across quite cold.
38:59I was quite cold.
39:01Do you think? Yeah.
39:03And you did apologise. Yeah.
39:05But for me, there's a difference between saying
39:07I apologise to I'm sorry.
39:09Because for me, the I apologise
39:11seems like, well, not genuine.
39:13Not that it comes from the heart.
39:15Do you know what I mean?
39:17Yeah, no.
39:19Do you think I wasn't being genuine?
39:21I feel like your barriers, your walls come straight up.
39:23I didn't want it to get to this.
39:25It's hurting me as well, cos it's like,
39:27that was my best friend.
39:29But you don't show that she meant a lot to you.
39:31She's literally become best friends with the person
39:33that I dislike the most.
39:35What does that say?
39:37So do you feel like Harry's done something wrong to you?
39:39That the friendship ain't great?
39:41Listen, yous have had your differences with Harry.
39:43But at the end of the day,
39:45it's got nothing to do with Harry
39:47why you and Danny aren't friends.
39:49Naturally, he's probably going to say
39:51things behind your back.
39:53He's probably still hurt. Let's have it right, boys.
39:55Do you know what I mean?
39:57A lot went on, a lot's gone down.
39:59But in terms of Danny,
40:01you do need to drop your barriers a little bit,
40:03boys, because I wanted to go Bali
40:05and be civil with everyone.
40:07But he doesn't come across like that sometimes, Joey.
40:09He seems like you're isolating yourselves on purpose.
40:11We don't want that, though.
40:13If we do drop our barriers and people throw it back in our faces,
40:15that's the point that I can't...
40:17I don't like personally. No, I know.
40:19And that's the rejection point, which does trigger me a lot.
40:21So it's like, for me, to drop that guard's a big thing,
40:23and I shouldn't need to have that feeling with Danny.
40:25I'm not asking you to take every brick down.
40:27Just a couple.
40:29And then people might be able to be like,
40:31actually, he is sad about it.
40:33She should have had more empathy.
40:35She knows you better than most people.
40:37Well, listen, I think it's another conversation
40:39that youse have got to have in Bali, I suppose.
40:41It has to just be youse two, though.
40:43It does just have to be youse two.
40:45And, listen, I just want you to go in there
40:47and show this to her.
40:49We'll get there.
40:51We do appreciate you, Brad.
40:53I love you both.
40:55We love you.
40:57I've got a great feeling about Bali.
40:59Have you?
41:01I think we're going to...
41:03Three gays of Essex are going to take Bali!
41:05That's it, Jan.
41:07I love that smile.
41:09Give it bigger, give it bigger.
41:11Yay!
41:23You haven't just called us round here
41:25to look at yourself, have you?
41:27Sorry, Wes.
41:29You look at me every single day, mate.
41:31I feel like this was quite an emergency.
41:33No, it was an emergency.
41:35I've got the text.
41:37We've got a group now, yeah?
41:39Yes.
41:41No more tears.
41:43Because I do feel like it's got to that point
41:45where it's not even an intervention
41:47because he's not going to listen to any intervention.
41:49When have you seen him?
41:51I've seen him this week a lot.
41:53Has he been up and down or has he been up?
41:55He's all right, he's good,
41:57but he's good because he's talking to her again.
41:59It's a great word, I want them to be together,
42:01because I know for a fact Diags loves her to pieces.
42:03Of course.
42:05It's not that I don't want them to be together,
42:07I want them to be together.
42:09I like Jodie, but it's hard to come back.
42:11When someone says they change how they feel about you,
42:13then it's not something little,
42:15like, there's a couple of things,
42:17I'm not quite happy about this, blah, blah, blah,
42:19in a relationship when you both work towards things.
42:21That is like, I feel differently towards you
42:23and I don't see a future of you,
42:25are big statements, man.
42:27It's hard to come back from regardless.
42:29He's got two weeks away where he needs to have his own space,
42:31he needs to enjoy himself,
42:33he needs to not go off the rails.
42:35He can enjoy himself, but I reckon he's going to go off the rails.
42:37No, I don't think so.
42:39He loves the body.
42:41How can I, 22-year-old Roman,
42:43contain a 35-year-old?
42:45I know it's hard to control him,
42:47but what I don't want is him to go out there,
42:49go mad, be all hung over on day two and day three,
42:51feel sorry for himself, be FaceTiming her,
42:53wanting to fly her out there,
42:55he's got a 50-50 chance he wants to fly her out there already.
42:57Already said that.
42:59And he's not even left the country.
43:01Obviously I can't be there,
43:03and I know he's in good hands with you,
43:05but we want him to come home with a clear head
43:07and to take control of the situation, yeah?
43:09100%.
43:11Back to his best.
43:13So we need James to be himself again,
43:15to get him out, get him partying,
43:17but not crazy partying so that he's hung over
43:19and he's sad and he wants to ring her
43:21and he's crying again.
43:23I've got full faith in you two.
43:25Well, I've got faith in you two.
43:27I haven't got any faith in him.
43:29James is number one priority.
43:31Yeah.
43:33And we report back to... Dan, Edgar.
43:35To the boss.
43:37Any problems, call me, yeah?
43:39Any time of the day, just call me.
43:41I'm there, yeah?
43:43We've got this. Come on.
43:45All right?
43:47Yeah, you put all your trust in us
43:49and I promise you we will succeed.
43:51Do it for me. Do it for him.
43:53I'll do it for him, yeah.
43:55Do it for us.
43:57Love is a crazy thing.
43:59Don't you know it, mate?
44:01Don't you know it?
44:09Next time...
44:11So what is this?
44:13What do you mean?
44:15Sometimes I like to shave my balls clean.
44:17I might have to have a little stroke.
44:19You want to be part of his package?
44:21I want a bit of his package.
44:23Who do you miss more, Dan or Jodie?
44:25Oh, for... John, you can't do that.
44:27I wish Dan was here.
44:29I'm telling you something now, this trip is going to go up in fucking flames.
44:31Harry's not
44:33had nice things to say about me.
44:35Cos you fucked his best mate, Joe.
44:37Get to the real world.
44:39We are so in love and so happy,
44:41I don't know how to navigate other things in my life.
44:43You can have both. You can have friends and a relationship.
44:45People knew you how I know you like,
44:47but it would give you a chance.
44:49Don't get upset.
44:51No, but it hurts when you're like this.
44:53They said to give up before it was over between them and Harry.
44:55Harry deserves to know.
44:57I'm so shit.
45:17So you and me now.