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00:00Previously on Summer House.
00:17Hello.
00:18How are you?
00:19You look so pretty.
00:20You're so tall.
00:21Yeah.
00:22What's your name?
00:23Lexi.
00:24I'm Jesse.
00:25I gotta go say hi to my friends.
00:26Hi.
00:27This is Amanda.
00:28I know.
00:29They're my friends.
00:30Oh, cool.
00:31Are you guys single?
00:32Yes.
00:33Is it just me, or Lexi's, like, really f***ing pretty?
00:34Are you gonna drop the L-bomb before the end of the weekend?
00:35Like, she seems like an amazing person.
00:36Like, I love her.
00:37What the f***?
00:38How you doing?
00:39Good.
00:40How are you?
00:41Hi.
00:42I'll take one.
00:43It's gonna be a long summer, Kyle.
00:44I tried to hug her, and she slapped me out of the way.
00:45Oh, really?
00:46Yeah.
00:47We're still in the aftermath of it ending, because he keeps doing f***ing press.
00:48It's running in his mouth.
00:49And so I'm just, like, I don't know what to do.
00:50I don't know what to do.
00:51I don't know what to do.
00:53I'm pregnant.
00:54I knew it!
00:55Is this all of us?
00:56Well, Carl's coming tomorrow.
00:57Obviously, Carl doesn't know.
00:58Oh, but does he know?
00:59I imagine it's similar to all of you guys.
01:00Well, he just found out.
01:01Oh, f***.
01:02Yeah.
01:03Because I posted.
01:04Hello?
01:05Guys, Carl's here.
01:06Oh, I see him walking through the house.
01:07Oh, I see him.
01:08Oh, I see him.
01:09Oh, I see him.
01:10Oh, I see him.
01:11Oh, I see him.
01:12Oh, I see him.
01:13Oh, I see him.
01:14Oh, I see him.
01:15Oh, I see him.
01:16Oh, I see him.
01:17Oh, I see him.
01:18Oh, I see him.
01:19Oh, I see him.
01:20Oh, I see him.
01:22Carl!
01:23Carl!
01:24Buddy, old friend, old pal.
01:25How are you?
01:26Hi, Carl.
01:27How's it going?
01:28All these faces.
01:29Hi, Sierra.
01:30Hi.
01:31How's it going?
01:32What's going on?
01:33Who we got in here?
01:34I'm always hungry.
01:35Hey, handsome.
01:36Hi, Paige.
01:37Hey, buddy.
01:38Wow.
01:39Oh, shit.
01:40Oh, shit.
01:41Oh, shit.
01:42Oh, shit.
01:43Oh, shit.
01:44Oh, shit.
01:45Oh, shit.
01:46Oh, shit.
01:47Oh, shit.
01:48Oh, shit.
01:49Oh, shit.
01:50Oh, shit.
01:51Uh oh, it's all right now.
01:52Uh oh, I'm a little soggy.
01:53It's OK.
01:54You can make a new bite.
01:55It's good.
01:56How are ya?
01:57Good man, how are you?
01:58Carl, nice to meet you.
01:59Hi, Gabby.
02:00Oh, hand kisses.
02:01I don't blame him for not saying hi to me at all.
02:08Like, I actually don't care.
02:12How about that ride in, huh?
02:14I mean, butterfly is coming out here.
02:18Gives all the appeals.
02:19I am done with that relationship
02:22and his feelings and emotions are just not my issue anymore.
02:26So he can lean on somebody else for softness
02:29and tenderness and tighter hugs.
02:32Yo, I thought you saw me.
02:33Did you sneak in? No.
02:34No.
02:35What's up, little girl?
02:36Jessie, come here.
02:38Did Cara and Lindsey say hi to each other?
02:40I don't think so.
02:41Should I make an announcement?
02:44Did you know she's pregnant with another man's baby?
02:47Oh my God.
02:48Did you say hi to Lindsey yet?
02:49Yeah.
02:50Just when the timing's right, say hi.
02:52I want to congratulate her,
02:53but I don't want to make her uncomfortable.
02:56Dude, it's like...
02:57She's like, pregnant, pregnant.
02:59Yeah.
03:00I want to say the right thing
03:01and I want to deliver the right words
03:03and just acknowledge it.
03:04I think it's the right thing to do to just say something,
03:07but I'm afraid she's gonna bust out a bunch of shit
03:09that she's angry about.
03:11There's a lot of feelings and emotions.
03:12We were friends before this.
03:13I was in love with her.
03:14I wanted to get married.
03:15It wasn't right.
03:16So I have a lot of...
03:18I got my armor up.
03:20Even though she doesn't seemingly give a shit anymore,
03:22but I still think she does.
03:24We're gonna go to Union Bar, just the boys.
03:26Just like, peace out.
03:27Yeah.
03:28All right, let's get ready.
03:29We're leaving in 20, so I'm hopping in the shower.
03:31Okay.
03:33I'm gonna shower and then you can go after?
03:35Yeah.
03:40I wish this hat wasn't so awesome, but it is.
03:47Mm, mm, mm, mm.
03:50I mean, she's got a juicy booty.
03:56Oh, she's got a baby's crotch.
04:01Oh, hey, how are you?
04:02Hey, how are things?
04:03I'm on a string cheese.
04:05I think I have to pee again.
04:06This is so stupid.
04:07Do you like my outfit?
04:09No, I love your outfit.
04:10Enjoy.
04:11Look at your little terrycloths.
04:14Oh, he's just a little towel boy.
04:15He's a little baby.
04:17Oh, are you going hunting?
04:18It's not fun pants summer, it's fun top summer this year.
04:22Do you think this is a fun top?
04:23For you, yeah.
04:26Hey, we're the fucking aisle.
04:28Settle down, boys.
04:29Oh my God.
04:32You look so good.
04:33Awesome.
04:34Should we fucking go?
04:35All right, I'm gonna drive.
04:35Amanda, what if we fucked around and laid on the couch?
04:38Karl, are you driving the wagon here?
04:39Yes, sir.
04:40I'm a big deal, I'm a big deal.
04:43I already feel the good vibes of the boys.
04:45Dude, if it makes you feel any better
04:47about an awkward intro with Lindsey,
04:48I want to give Sierra a hug when she got here.
04:50She fucking stiff-armed my arms away.
04:54How you doing?
04:58You called the SWAT.
04:59Yeah, she dominated them.
05:01It's been a day and it's already been like,
05:02like I asked her something this morning
05:03and she was kind of nice.
05:05I wasn't sure if I should just like right away at the pool
05:07just like say something, but I didn't.
05:09No, you did the right thing.
05:10I think just giving it a little space.
05:12I kind of agreed not to do it in front of everybody.
05:14The second you get there,
05:15it almost feels like you're chomping at the bit.
05:17Yeah.
05:19You can tell Karl was like nervous.
05:21Do you think he has noticed
05:22the massive baby on the mantel?
05:24The weirdest thing to me though is that like,
05:27because Lindsey is pregnant,
05:29I feel like we are all pregnant.
05:32Like I have to get my shit together now.
05:34I'm like, wait, should I get my taxes in order?
05:37Just gotta call my accountant.
05:38Maybe I should move to South Carolina.
05:40What am I doing?
05:42Lindsey's pregnancy is actually giving me anxiety.
05:45Let's just put it in perspective.
05:47Craig and I started dating.
05:49Then Lindsey and Karl started dating.
05:51Then they got engaged.
05:52Then they planned a wedding.
05:53Then they called off a wedding.
05:54We are supposed to be married in two and a half months.
05:56I'm not ready to do that.
05:58Then she got a new boyfriend.
05:59Then she got pregnant and I'm still dating Craig.
06:02And so I'm feeling like I'm feeling stressed
06:04that I have to have a baby and I don't want to do it.
06:09Oh, it's right here, huh?
06:11Damn.
06:12You want to eat now or you want to drink for a bit first?
06:15You guys ate old hibachi.
06:17I have not eaten since.
06:18First of all, similar to his relationship
06:20is less than 24 hours old.
06:22Oh, that's what we were in.
06:23Oh yeah, we got up there.
06:24Verbatim, dude, put this on a t-shirt.
06:27Jesse today goes,
06:28I can't believe we're gonna go two summers in a row
06:31where we're not single together.
06:33Hey, he's in a relationship.
06:35I accidentally said, I don't know if she,
06:37I said, I don't know if she clocked it.
06:39Paul, I'd like to introduce you to the love of my life,
06:42Lexi.
06:44See how quick he's jumping to conclusions?
06:46I love it.
06:47I guess I wasn't expecting him to hit the gas like this,
06:49but it also like doesn't surprise me at all.
06:52And even though it's so cliche,
06:54he always talks about how now being five years cancer free,
06:57you can start looking forward way more than rear view.
07:01I think that would be freeing for anyone.
07:03I just obviously am kind of like,
07:04you sure you want to do that, bud?
07:08What would Jesse tell them?
07:09A girl by day, two.
07:11Lexi, I'm catching vibes between you and Jesse.
07:15You're catching vibes?
07:16Yeah, girl.
07:17I know Emma.
07:18Oh, I was gonna say, tell me about them.
07:20Yeah, no, I think he's cute.
07:22And like, obviously it's our second day.
07:24So it's like, we haven't dove deep,
07:25but so far I'm like a little bit shocked
07:29that the vibes are like immediately there.
07:31Like, I don't like to be like touched that much
07:33unless I think somebody's cute.
07:35So it's interesting that I'm like,
07:38do you want to give me another hug?
07:40My parents have been together for 37 years.
07:43Crazy.
07:44They got married when they were 21.
07:46And so seeing their love
07:48and how they have that foundation that's so sturdy,
07:52it has just been the biggest blessing to see
07:56and sometimes the biggest curse
07:57because now I have such an amazing view of love
08:01that I'm like, damn,
08:03how the heck am I ever gonna find that?
08:06Y'all do look cute together, so.
08:08I'm your supporter.
08:10I can't tell you the last time I felt excited like this.
08:14I know.
08:15It's wild, right?
08:17I'm happy for you.
08:18I mean, it's definitely scary.
08:20Why, Jesse?
08:21I mean, listen, I've been single for a long time.
08:25Have you...
08:28This is the fastest 24 hours of any relationship
08:30I've ever seen in my entire life.
08:31Have you texted her since we've been...
08:33I don't have her number yet, but I...
08:35There we go.
08:36I did DM her when we were in the car.
08:38You DM'd her?
08:39Yeah, I said, I wish I had your number right about now.
08:42Yes.
08:43Wow.
08:44Love that.
08:45All right, thank you so much.
08:46Hold it up, Wes.
08:46To my last night as a single man.
08:49You're insane, dude.
08:50Nah, but you guys know I'm being silly.
08:52No, yeah, we do.
08:54But also kind of serious.
08:55Yeah, that's true.
08:56Yeah.
08:59Coming up.
09:01Hey, Lindsay.
09:03Hey, Carl.
09:09I'm going to my bed.
09:11I'm down for that.
09:15Okay, wait, so, Bailey,
09:17I know that you're like talking to somebody in the city.
09:19Yeah.
09:20But you aren't sure where things are.
09:21Yeah, I just think, I mean, I'm gonna like keep it
09:23a secret for a while,
09:24and then I'll let you know.
09:25Okay.
09:26Bye.
09:27Bye.
09:28Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:29Bye.
09:31What is it?
09:31He's coming to the party.
09:32Well, we don't know now.
09:33What do you mean now?
09:34Why isn't he coming?
09:36I don't know.
09:37He like sent some like weird message.
09:39He just was like,
09:40I'm sorry, I have a lot of work to do.
09:43I met this guy,
09:45and we went on a couple dates,
09:46and he is such a beautiful man.
09:49I'm going into this with no expectations,
09:51but I also don't need you giving me attitude
09:53if I'm having a good time,
09:54and I'm like not on my phone.
09:55What do you think I'm doing?
09:57I said, let's just see how this goes.
09:58Let's not put a label on it.
10:00Maybe he could've been intimidated
10:01that there's other guys in the house.
10:03I don't know.
10:04I don't know how men operate,
10:05but they're not operating very well.
10:07It seems like she's in a relationship,
10:09but she doesn't wanna say that she's in a relationship.
10:12I'm gonna go shower.
10:14Yeah.
10:14All right, see you soon.
10:15Bye.
10:16Bye.
10:17These young girls got me spinning in circles.
10:20Are they drunk?
10:21No, they're not drunk.
10:22You know, boy drama.
10:25Oh, Lexi's been through number.
10:31How are you?
10:33Good, why'd you FaceTime me?
10:35I just wanted to see your face.
10:38Ah, so sweet of you.
10:40Oh my God, do you miss me?
10:44I mean, I didn't say that, but yes.
10:46We're just leaving now.
10:48We'll be home in 10 or 15.
10:51Okay, I'll see you soon.
10:52Bye.
10:53Run straight into my room for a big koala hug.
10:57Oh, okay.
11:01Ah!
11:03See you soon, bye.
11:04What the is going on?
11:08What is going on?
11:15Hello.
11:19Hornies, we're home.
11:21Downstairs could literally be on fire.
11:24And I still wouldn't give a.
11:24I wouldn't care.
11:26Would not give a.
11:28So can I just say something?
11:29That was so weird that Carl didn't say anything.
11:32Why did you decide to get a koala?
11:34I don't know.
11:35Him and his big-ass teeth.
11:37And his not-how-clever-boy-is-intimidating-nothing-temporary.
11:41He's not a pick-up girl.
11:43Yeah.
11:44Carl coming back to the house is a choice
11:48that I would not have made.
11:49But to be fair, I'm questioning Lindsay a little bit too.
11:53I think both of them need to be checked out
11:56because, yeah, we were gonna get married nine months ago,
12:00but we're gonna be in the same house again.
12:04You good?
12:05Forever.
12:06That's not my business.
12:07All right, love you.
12:08Koala, koala.
12:11Wait, I'm kind of slimy because I have moisturizer on.
12:14Slime me up.
12:15Slime him up, girl.
12:18Oh.
12:20Wait, where are you going?
12:21Nope, bye.
12:23How's your voice, guy?
12:25Good, I'm a little drunk.
12:26Are you?
12:27Is that shocking?
12:29No.
12:30Yeah, just make yourself at home.
12:33Carl, did you get a steak for each of us?
12:35Oh my God.
12:36Do you see how much meat that is?
12:38It's a lot.
12:39Yo, it gets bigger as you go down.
12:41Men and their meat.
12:42Do you wanna come here or no?
12:44Sure.
12:45I was getting ready.
12:47What's the J and J stand for?
12:50My best friend passed away a year ago.
12:52Oh, I'm sorry.
12:54Okay, so his name was Jeremy.
12:57So I wear a J on my neck.
13:00Are you doing okay?
13:02Yeah.
13:02I think it was hard when it first happened for a while,
13:06but I also know that if I didn't just be myself
13:11and be happy, he would be really pissed off at me.
13:15And his family's amazing and I talk to them a lot.
13:20So it still kind of feels like he's around.
13:22And I don't know if you believe in signs and stuff,
13:25but I feel like he drops signs all the time.
13:29Jeremy and I were friends since I was 15.
13:32He was a model and he was like,
13:36there was a spotlight on him.
13:37So charismatic and so charming.
13:39And he was fearless.
13:41I was kind of bullied in school,
13:42so I was always more reserved.
13:44And he'd be like, you are Lexi Woods, go for it.
13:48And I have never experienced that sort of heartbreak.
13:56Losing somebody that was the closest person to me
13:59other than my family shattered me.
14:02I just felt fully empty for a very long time.
14:07I think that's also why I love so loudly, especially now,
14:11because when you realize how fast life can come and go,
14:16it makes you really want to fully dive into every emotion.
14:20And love is like the best thing ever, so.
14:24I'm pretty spiritual.
14:25Yeah?
14:26I had testicular cancer.
14:28Okay.
14:29Twice.
14:31First time was just like a quick, easy surgery.
14:35I was fine like a week later.
14:37And the second time I had four rounds of chemo
14:43and dominated that shit.
14:47Yeah, you did.
14:48Yeah, I did.
14:50And obviously it was like a shit time in my life,
14:54but it was also like the best thing that ever happened to me.
14:57How old were you?
14:5824 the first time and 25 the second time.
15:02Okay.
15:02And just put a lot of things in perspective.
15:06Well, I'm glad that you're here.
15:08Me too.
15:09It would really suck if I wasn't.
15:13If I didn't make it out about it.
15:16Are you asking me to kiss?
15:17Mm-hmm.
15:28Mm.
15:33Ruh-roh.
15:36Lindsay, how are you?
15:40How was brunch lunch?
15:43It was good.
15:44This kid, Jesse's a maniac.
15:45He's in a relationship after 24 hours.
15:48Like, is this what happens when you're 6'5"?
15:49Hey, it works for some.
15:51It's worked for me for many years.
15:54Are you still salting?
15:55What's going on over here?
15:56I'm garlicking.
15:58Do you need help?
15:59Can you guys help me wrap this meat?
16:01I'm gonna take this out though,
16:02because this is gonna be a stinky boy.
16:03We can probably throw this shit away.
16:12Okay.
16:22Hey, Lindsay.
16:23Hey, Carl.
16:25How are you?
16:27I'm good.
16:32I just wanted to congratulate you.
16:36Sorry I didn't get a chance to say anything earlier.
16:38I just figured I'd wait a second.
16:40It's a big group setting.
16:43Yeah.
16:44I'm sure you were nervous.
16:46Yeah, a little nervous,
16:47but I genuinely am just, I'm happy for you.
16:58Yeah.
17:01Sorry I didn't get a chance to say anything earlier.
17:03Yeah.
17:04Well, I appreciate that.
17:07In all fairness,
17:09I did stay on the basketball courts last summer.
17:12Who knows where I'll be this summer.
17:14Who knows what's gonna happen next summer.
17:16I might be pregnant.
17:16I'm hoping for a sprawl.
17:18And here we are.
17:21Here you are.
17:23But thank you.
17:24You're welcome.
17:25I appreciate that.
17:26Of course.
17:30Carl, you always gotta be eavesdropping
17:32while you're pretending to do speaker stuff.
17:37Coming up.
17:38Wes says Sierra can't make eye contact.
17:41And that's-
17:41No, I won't.
17:43What do you think about his hairdo these days?
17:46It sucks.
17:53Oh, he's like me.
17:54All right, have fun with the makeup.
17:58Daddy?
17:58Hey.
17:59I think it's the other one.
18:01What are you doing?
18:02Nevermind, I don't wanna know.
18:03How's your girlfriend?
18:05She's good.
18:08We had to talk.
18:10No, you did not.
18:11Yeah.
18:12You did not.
18:13It's pretty serious.
18:14Not like the talk.
18:16Oh, oh, oh.
18:18I'm like scared of how much I don't wanna be.
18:21I know.
18:22Like, I'll cry.
18:24Is it him?
18:26Yeah.
18:28No, it's scary.
18:30In December, I was having like a lot of family issues.
18:34I ended up not spending Christmas with any of my family.
18:37I went to Costa Rica.
18:38And I expressed some of this to Wes.
18:41He was my person to talk about those things with.
18:45And then you go and put it in an article
18:48that like, you didn't feel like
18:50we were each other's peoples.
18:53So that was really hurtful.
18:58Yeah.
19:02What?
19:03Clear the air.
19:04You spoke?
19:05I just congratulated her.
19:06I just said, I'm happy for you.
19:08I genuinely am.
19:09Of course.
19:11I feel so much better.
19:13Cause I said what I wanted to say.
19:16It felt genuine.
19:17It seemed like she received it.
19:19Now I'm guessing I was beet red and shaking.
19:21Carl's still and will continue to be terrified of me.
19:24So he's gonna be walking on eggshells
19:26around me all summer.
19:28I'm feeling like, okay, that's behind me now.
19:31And now I can really go have my summer.
19:33Like I actually, like the door is closed.
19:35For me on the other hand,
19:36I just don't care if he's there or not.
19:39I've literally, physically, emotionally, mentally moved on.
19:46Can't get caught up in like this guy.
19:54I'm gonna finish getting ready for this dinner.
19:56Carl's getting started on the grill.
19:59F**k.
20:04I look crazy.
20:09It is corn o'clock.
20:11Jesse.
20:12Do you like my fit?
20:13Look at you.
20:15How are you doing, buddy?
20:16Oh, that looks, oh my God.
20:18All right, I think dinner is almost there, Jesse, right?
20:20Yeah.
20:21I'll go check on the ladies.
20:23Oh, are you f**king kidding me?
20:29Do you want me to help you?
20:30Do you have any house I can fix that?
20:33Dinner's ready.
20:34Okay.
20:35Are you good?
20:36Yeah.
20:37You seem like quiet.
20:39Well, I'm just like, whatever.
20:41I'm just trying to figure it out.
20:42Like, I'm just assessing.
20:43Yeah.
20:44Those are cute shoes.
20:45Cute shoes.
20:48I want to have fun,
20:50but I want to be respectful first.
20:53And if that means shutting the f**k up for a weekend,
20:56I guess that's fine.
20:57And I guess that's kind of what it is.
20:59Whatever went down between the two of you,
21:01and I still don't know the full story,
21:04she got hurt in the process.
21:05No, a hundred percent.
21:06And she got hurt because of your actions or inactions,
21:10right?
21:11Correct.
21:12So, just be like, look,
21:14I just want to get on the same page
21:16so that we can both enjoy our summers.
21:18Yeah, just be, yeah.
21:20No, that's pretty straightforward and pretty cool.
21:24Which is crazy that you're giving me advice right now
21:26in the house with your ex-fiancée.
21:29All right, dinner's ready.
21:31Surf and turf by Radke.
21:33Maybe I'll sit across from you to change it up.
21:36Where the heck is everybody?
21:37Yeah, it's honestly rude.
21:39Guys, leave it to me.
21:41It's actually really unfortunate that you're downstairs.
21:44F**king no.
21:45Ladies and gentlemen,
21:49please report to the dining room.
21:51Dinner is served.
21:52Brrrr.
21:56Who the f**k gave you a microphone?
21:57That's bandaid.
21:58I spent $400 on this, Carl.
22:00Thank you very little.
22:01Love the fit.
22:03Yeah.
22:06Girl.
22:07Am I allowed to do that stuff?
22:08Milf in training.
22:10It's a cat call that I haven't heard.
22:13Girls, you look great.
22:15We're missing a member.
22:17Wes decided he's gonna leave the house.
22:20Oh, f**k.
22:21Right here, Wes.
22:23Sorry.
22:24Thank you, brother.
22:24You're welcome.
22:25Wait, are you trying to be sorry?
22:27Kyle, get me some.
22:30Kyle, it's not how you do it.
22:32It's not.
22:33He does it with his finger.
22:34All right, you know what?
22:35We're doing it.
22:36We're doing it.
22:37All right.
22:38His name's not Elbow Bay.
22:40God, I love a family dinner.
22:42Me too.
22:42It's been good vibes all day today, I would say.
22:45We had a great girls afternoon.
22:46We did.
22:47What'd you guys do?
22:48We talked about you the whole time.
22:50Hat tip to Carl,
22:51because when you take this type of burden on,
22:54it can go one of two ways.
22:55Failure.
22:56Cheers.
22:57Thank you, Carl, for dinner.
22:58Thank you, Carl.
22:58Cheers.
22:59Cheers.
23:00Thanks, Carl.
23:01You're welcome.
23:02Cheers to, honestly, how mature we are.
23:05Like, the fact that we can all sit at dinner,
23:08it's like a little bit awkward,
23:09but it's not like super awkward.
23:11I think we're very-
23:12This is the least awkward I've felt so far.
23:14I'm talking about you.
23:16I think we do a really good job.
23:19It's only Friday.
23:20Yeah, we're only 25 hours in.
23:22It's still fresh.
23:23Move our hands.
23:24It's a work in progress.
23:25Kyle's like, what's awkward?
23:26They're sitting across from each other, which is cool.
23:28Carl and Lindsey's still on opposite sides of the table.
23:33Wes and Sierra can't make eye contact,
23:35and that's-
23:36I won't.
23:38What do you think about his hairdo these days?
23:41It sucks.
23:44I mean.
23:46I thought it was awkward before.
23:47It's also awkward because people try to be nice,
23:50and then they put out a lot of press about shit,
23:52but I think you can keep the same energy
23:56as your articles and shit.
23:58Especially your last New York Times article.
24:00Can I have the wine?
24:10People wanna be, try to be nice,
24:13and then they put out a lot of press about shit,
24:15but I think you can keep the same energy
24:18as your articles and shit.
24:20Especially your last New York Times article.
24:22Can I have the wine?
24:26You want me to get it for you?
24:28Yeah.
24:28Okay, okay.
24:29What about saying a text of a warning,
24:30like you're gonna drop another New York Times article
24:33saying like, oh, actually I didn't like her,
24:36and I should've just said that at the reunion
24:38because then that would've read better
24:39as opposed to what I said at the reunion.
24:42I think that was such a beta ass move.
24:46Okay, we can have a conversation if you want to.
24:49We are having a conversation.
24:51Are you saying a conversation privately?
24:55Yeah.
24:58A lot's going on.
24:58Selfishly, I kind of would like to witness that.
25:01Oh, sorry, sorry.
25:02You love an eavesdropping.
25:03We're such a close-knit family.
25:04I mean, everyone's gonna ask anyway,
25:06so just like, everyone, we might as well just do it.
25:11Perfect.
25:12Perfect.
25:14Okay, obviously like we met up after the reunion.
25:17I feel like that was like fine and settled.
25:19We could've been good.
25:20I've been so respectful, I feel like I-
25:22No, I don't think so.
25:23You care so much about the perception of everything.
25:25Meanwhile, like how embarrassing
25:28that you publish an article to reiterate
25:30the fact that you don't like me anymore.
25:33I mean, if you don't feel the same way, let a bitch know.
25:37I'll be done with it, but it's just like,
25:39like that's so fucking weak.
25:41That's a bitch ass move.
25:44That's not what I meant for that to be.
25:45All right, well, you're a fucking loser anyway, so.
25:50Okay.
25:52As I'm talking, I'm getting even more pissed
25:54because now you're saying nothing.
25:56You didn't think to come a little bit prepared
25:58based on the press that you were doing?
26:00Like I literally have nothing to work with.
26:04Definitely doesn't feel like a lot of progress was made.
26:06I feel like we might've regressed.
26:09That wasn't that intense of a dinner.
26:11We've had more intense dinners than that.
26:12Like, come on.
26:13No, literally, Lindsey and Karl were engaged last year.
26:16And she's pregnant.
26:17No, literally.
26:18And she's like, I love this steak.
26:19Thanks so much.
26:19It was a good steak, right, Lindsey?
26:21It was, although my tummy, I had to take a shit.
26:24And I don't often, I'm constipated a lot
26:27because I'm pregnant.
26:28It's the first time in a month.
26:30No, you should go.
26:31Don't miss that opportunity.
26:32Take care.
26:33Okay, I'll be back.
26:39Should we clean up and then play some music?
26:41Yeah, before we go out.
26:47You know, you don't have to fold the plates.
26:50I'll just let you do whatever you need to do.
26:52Origami.
26:53Okay.
26:54Thank you, Ciara.
26:55No problem.
26:57You've helped out immensely.
26:58I can take it from here.
27:00You're way too dressed up to be doing this.
27:02Girl, you don't have to tell me twice.
27:05Girls can enter.
27:06I can feel how much it took for her to say that.
27:09You just going silent is,
27:12I'm not gonna like fight with her in front of people.
27:14Look, I get it.
27:15I don't handle conflict well.
27:16I handle it horribly, clearly.
27:19But the silence is-
27:21That's not gonna make it go away at this point.
27:23I'm not here to tell anyone how to like feel
27:26or how to react to something.
27:28But I know I'm not like some evil dude
27:30who like tried to like ruin Ciara's life.
27:32I'm here to tell her how to be a better person.
27:35I know I'm not like some evil dude
27:36who like tried to like ruin Ciara's life.
27:38After the reunion and all the backlash,
27:40I was alone for all of that.
27:42I was freaked out and like in panic mode.
27:44Someone asked me if I wanted to defend myself
27:46and I said, yes.
27:47And I thought it was relatively gentle of an article,
27:50but she read it and I guess it didn't land the same.
27:55I think that was great.
27:57I think so too.
27:58I think that it was like-
27:59Quick order?
28:00Got it done.
28:01There's nothing I love more than watching a man squirm.
28:05I'm gonna go get a drink.
28:07Ladies and gentlemen, report to the awkward dance floor.
28:12You guys want to pregame and go out?
28:14Did you get fucked up today?
28:15Yeah, oh yeah!
28:17Hey Wes, how are you?
28:18Hey Kyle.
28:20Can you hear me okay?
28:21Yes.
28:22You want to say something?
28:23No.
28:25I'm such a bitter bitch.
28:26Oh!
28:29What a jazzy.
28:30Wait, he was apparently at lunch.
28:32He was talking about Lexi the whole time.
28:35He was like, it's crazy that like I was single last year
28:37and this year I'm not.
28:38It's been 24 hours.
28:40I know.
28:41You nut job.
28:42I can't face it.
28:43It's too fire.
28:45Woo!
28:48Stop.
28:49It's time to go.
28:56You guys want a pic?
28:57Yeah!
29:00We look like a sorority.
29:02We are.
29:09We're fine.
29:10We went sugar-coated for an hour and left.
29:14Ooh, it's chilly in here.
29:19I'm so tired.
29:20I'm starving though.
29:22I know.
29:23Back at it like we never left.
29:25Oh, well yeah, make the mac and cheese
29:27and make the taquitos.
29:29I think we need some French toast sticks.
29:31That worked?
29:33Oh wow.
29:33Beautiful toast.
29:35Whoa.
29:36Obviously we didn't do anything
29:37for the first half of the day,
29:38but the second half really wore me out.
29:41Yeah.
29:42This smells like farts in the fridge already.
29:45This is definitely me being toxic,
29:47but like the sick part of me is like,
29:50I just cursed you out.
29:51I just made a whole scene.
29:54Let's make out.
29:57You could literally only say this to me,
30:00but I so f***ing get it.
30:04Like, do you think that I don't want to hug you
30:06and say like, it's going to be fine
30:08and be as friendly as we were last summer?
30:11Because my gut reaction is to be that way towards him.
30:14But at this point, I can't figure out if Wes cares
30:18and like genuinely feels bad,
30:21or if he's just like concerned
30:22with how he's going to look again.
30:30You get it about.
30:32At least I know that he's.
30:35I could just get into f***ing Lexi's bed right now.
30:39I did that last year,
30:40but I've never done it a second time.
30:43Go join.
30:44I could just go barge in there and curse me.
30:47Yeah.
30:48You're not.
30:49I was like, are you going to come with me?
30:51No, I'm not, I'm not.
30:52You're going to be dead.
30:54You're going to be dead.
30:56Oh, even her voicemail is so cute.
30:59Oh, hey.
31:02Didn't mean to leave a voicemail.
31:04Very nice.
31:05See you in the morning.
31:16Oh my God.
31:19Sorry.
31:20I can't stop yawning.
31:22I was, you know, I was kind of proud of like
31:23Lindsay and Carl being able to be at our table.
31:26Just like all of the past, our history, like their history.
31:32It made me happy.
31:34Like, you know, I feel like sometimes I feel like
31:36as a group, we get so dysfunctional that it like,
31:39it takes away from, you know,
31:41what the summer's all about, you know?
31:45It's weird just because like, she's pregnant before us.
31:49No.
31:51No, it's not weird.
31:53If Carl and Lindsay had gotten married,
31:57I had a very, very strong feeling
31:59that they would have gotten pregnant before us also.
32:01I agree.
32:02There was a time when I thought I'd be pregnant by 25.
32:06When you're 19, 25 sounds great.
32:08When you're 25, having kids by 30 sounds great.
32:11When you're 30, you realize you're still a baby.
32:14I'm also focused on my mental health.
32:17I'm taking different medications.
32:18Some you can't get pregnant on, some you can.
32:21And I'm more focused on finding a medication
32:24that works for me than finding one that I can take
32:28if and when I become pregnant, possibly.
32:32I'm not normally that selfish,
32:33but the new Amanda is.
32:37Give me a kiss, let's go.
32:43Good morning, happy 4th of July.
32:45Hello.
32:46How are you?
32:49All right, I have to go to CVS to get a few things.
32:52Should I come back with bagels for everyone?
32:54Oh my God, that might be magical.
32:56I think that's the move.
32:57All right.
32:58When we were at dinner last night,
33:00I don't know why I thought it was so funny
33:02when Lindsay was like,
33:02thanks for dinner, Carl.
33:04Cheers, thank you, Carl, for dinner.
33:06Carl, Carl, cheers.
33:07Cheers.
33:08Thanks for dinner, ex-almost husband.
33:10You'd have to drug me
33:13to say anything to someone that I used to be engaged to.
33:18No, heavy narcotics.
33:19Oh my God.
33:20How are you feeling?
33:23No, I said what I needed to say.
33:24And honestly, I mean, I'm fine.
33:27I don't know how he feels.
33:28He would never say anything.
33:29Yeah, that's the thing.
33:30I don't get that.
33:31But legit, and if anybody said my hair looked bad,
33:33I'd be pissed.
33:34I would cry.
33:35I would really start crying.
33:36I would be so pissed.
33:40Lindsay, have you started buying pregnancy clothes yet?
33:42Or are you just managing to wear what you've had?
33:47Great question.
33:49Like clothes for me, right?
33:53I don't know.
33:54I went to the club last night.
33:56You did.
33:57And I'm all foggy this morning.
33:59Good morning, Princess Paige.
34:01Good morning, Sarah.
34:02Good morning.
34:03Hey guys.
34:04Hey, good morning.
34:04What is Kyle doing?
34:08Kyle's making this party happen,
34:10whether we want it or not.
34:11Yeah, let me help him.
34:14Hi.
34:17No, Carl's not back yet.
34:22He's acting like someone just killed his goldfish now.
34:25Who's ready to throw down for America's birthday?
34:28Yeah.
34:29How was it in there for you?
34:31I did nothing.
34:32I just walked out to see you guys.
34:35As awkward as it was last night,
34:36I know you're like frustrated.
34:38I feel like there's just gotta be some opportunity today.
34:42I don't want you guys to have like this awkward tension,
34:44you know?
34:45I don't want to have a conversation.
34:46Miss Sierra, I'm scared.
34:50I'm scared, but like I could go into any room
34:53last summer I wanted to.
34:54Kick the door down, walk in,
34:55and now it's like not that way.
34:57And I don't want to feel this way this summer at all.
35:14Morning.
35:15Good morning.
35:16Yay!
35:17Bagels.
35:18Thank you, Carl.
35:20Yes, thank you, Carl, for getting bagels.
35:22You're welcome.
35:23Hey, Wes.
35:24I was gonna bring you out a sandwich if you want one.
35:26Can I have one of those?
35:27Yeah.
35:28Can I sit here?
35:29No, it's okay.
35:30I'm sitting here.
35:31You're there?
35:31Sit there.
35:32Does everyone have people coming?
35:34I got two, but they're chicks, so.
35:36Everyone I invited is here.
35:38Well, guys, I am not coming to the party.
35:41What?
35:42I'm gonna go home and celebrate
35:45the big announcement with my boyfriend.
35:47Aww.
35:48Yeah.
35:49It's a really big weekend, yeah,
35:51so we're gonna do a little date night.
35:53I mean, the fact that Lindsey's not gonna be here
35:55for the 4th of July party, I mean, thank God.
35:58I can spread my wings,
36:00not have to worry about being disrespectful.
36:02I'm single.
36:03I want to meet someone.
36:04I want to date.
36:05Like, yeah, I mean, I'm basically starting over again.
36:07I'm gonna come home with you,
36:08but my sister's in town.
36:10Okay.
36:11So you guys are both leaving.
36:12Yeah.
36:12Take Kyle while you're at it.
36:14Hey.
36:14So today, it's a classic battle of the sexes.
36:17The boys are gonna have this section over here.
36:19Oh, the lawn.
36:20Okay.
36:21I think you girls have over here.
36:22Our guests are gonna be voting today
36:24on who had the better setup.
36:26Yikes.
36:27The boys' party or the girls' party.
36:29Girls, flirt with everyone.
36:32I'm gonna pack.
36:33Okay, I'm coming.
36:34Let's start setting up for the party.
36:36Come on, Bailey Bailey.
36:37Good luck today, guys.
36:39Rooting for ya.
36:40I see Paige's competitive side's coming out.
36:42And I genuinely hope that the best team wins.
36:47Couldn't have said it better.
36:48Don't look at her.
36:49I'm texting everybody to vote for us.
36:55Whoa.
36:57This is not the best.
36:59This is my setting up set.
37:02Chicken.
37:04Hey, baby.
37:05What's up?
37:06Just hanging by the pool, missing you.
37:08Wow, it looks so frickin' nice there.
37:11How's it going?
37:12It's good.
37:13Um, it was like a little awkward the first night.
37:18Lindsay Nutsher's pregnant.
37:20And then Carl came the next day.
37:22Honestly, they were more normal than Sierra and West.
37:25She like really lit him up and was like,
37:27you're a loser and your hair looks stupid.
37:30Oh my gosh.
37:32Like, do they still like each other
37:34and that's why they're fighting?
37:35I mean.
37:37Well, they had so much promise.
37:39They had so much promise.
37:41When are you gonna come to the city?
37:43Well, I can't come till next weekend.
37:45This week's just really busy.
37:47Okay.
37:47But I was hoping you could sneak away
37:49for like a day or two during the week, maybe.
37:52To come to you?
37:54Yeah.
37:56I can't come down this week either.
37:58That's a bummer.
37:59Mark the day, cause I'm gonna say it.
38:01I feel a little bad for Craig
38:04because I am a completely different person
38:07than the girl he started dating three years ago.
38:09I'm busier.
38:10I'm not around as much.
38:12I've changed my mind on a lot of things
38:15like marriage and moving and a baby.
38:18I'm not going to apologize that like my life got busier
38:21and that like I think differently on certain topics
38:24but also like I am trying to recognize
38:27that like I changed a lot.
38:29I'll text you if any good gossip happens.
38:32Please do.
38:36Coming up.
38:37Are you alone?
38:38Yeah.
38:43I ain't going.
38:50Love you.
38:51Good to see you.
38:52Bye Lanes.
38:53Bye Wes, love you, be good.
38:56Yeah.
38:56Oh dude, tell Carl something arrived.
38:58Carlito.
39:00Yo.
39:01I got buns and I got a wiener for you.
39:03Thanks bro.
39:03So wait, this half is ours?
39:05I think this half.
39:06Oh cute.
39:08Where are we gonna hang that?
39:09We need like tape and string and shit.
39:13Can you get out of here?
39:14I'm just grabbing a no-no and doing a little intel.
39:17Scram, scram, scram.
39:20If you ever want to get Kyle away, just squeeze his nipple.
39:28Are you alone?
39:29Me?
39:30Are you alone?
39:31Yeah.
39:40Is this summer gonna be fucking awful?
39:43I don't think it's fucking awful.
39:44Okay.
39:46Like I'm moving forward.
39:47But last night I don't think,
39:49felt like you were moved forward at all.
39:52Because I feel like whenever I do say something
39:55or I do confront you on something,
39:56you're like minimal response.
40:00You and I really haven't talked since December, January.
40:03I thought we kind of had closure and it ended,
40:07but the whole reunion was fucking,
40:11I sounded like an idiot.
40:13I'm trying to like figure this out day by day
40:15and I'm not the best at it.
40:18It could have been completely deaded coming into the house.
40:21You're putting out all this press like post-reunion
40:24when we could have just left it at the restaurant
40:26after we got drinks.
40:28Like you could have left it at that.
40:29If I would have known that that's what would have
40:33made this more peaceful, then I fucking would have.
40:35I think I have felt like in defense for so long
40:39that anytime someone's like, hey, wanna.
40:41Yeah, and that's exactly what I was saying.
40:43Like, I feel like you care a lot
40:44about what everyone else is saying
40:46than like even respect for the mutual relationship
40:50that we had.
40:51You're riding the wave so fucking hard.
40:53These people don't know us.
40:54They don't know you.
40:55When you're up, you're up.
40:56When you're down, you're down.
40:57They kick you when you're down.
40:58Yeah, I'm learning that now.
41:01Okay, well.
41:02That's why this is, I'm not,
41:04this isn't perfect and I'm, I've fucked up.
41:07I'm trying to figure this out.
41:08I'm apologizing for saying things
41:10that have hurt your feelings.
41:12I'm not ever trying to fucking hurt you.
41:14It's not my intention.
41:15If you know me at all, I think you know
41:17that's not what I'm trying to do and I'm not malicious.
41:19I'm not trying to hurt you.
41:22Obviously, like I'm in the state where I'm like,
41:25I guess I'm getting to know you again in a different light.
41:28So it's like,
41:29I don't think this has to be like the tone
41:32for the entire summer.
41:33I'm not cursing the day you were born.
41:37I'm good.
41:37Okay.
41:39I hope, you know, we can be around each other.
41:44Yeah.
41:45Okay.
41:46I think that me and West were genuinely friends first
41:50and like, yeah, made it a lot harder when it ended
41:53because you are losing like, you know,
41:57someone you want to like tell everything to.
42:03Yeah.
42:04I'm sorry.
42:06Can I be friends with West again?
42:08I don't know.
42:08I really don't know what to tell you.
42:11Thank you for apologizing.
42:15See you out there.
42:16See you out there.
42:22Happy Fourth of July!
42:24Next time on Summer House.
42:27I wanted to invite another guy into summer.
42:28His name's Emeril.
42:29That's our guy.
42:30What's up, Papa?
42:31Yo, good to see ya.
42:32Emeril couldn't join us last weekend
42:34because he was at a play party.
42:36Triple X.
42:38I want to like make sure that this is like a thing
42:40where we're only getting to know each other.
42:42That's a tough one to swallow.
42:44What is that?
42:45Is Kyle yelling at me about Craig?
42:48You disrespect me, fuck you.