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00:00Now, let's start the first part of the TV show.
00:03What are we going to do today?
00:05Yes.
00:06I will never forgive you.
00:08You're so angry.
00:10Who are you angry at?
00:12Kikuta.
00:13Kikuta?
00:14Hanako's Kikuta?
00:15Hanako's Kikuta.
00:17So, in this episode,
00:19I want to meet Mario's Koopa and defeat him.
00:22I want to defeat both Koopa and Kikuta.
00:25Kikuta helped us last time.
00:27No, no, last time.
00:28Kikuta helped us last time.
00:31At the end.
00:32In the first place,
00:33Daigo, who is not good at games,
00:35started this project because he had never met Koopa.
00:39In the past three episodes,
00:41he tried to defeat Koopa in Mario 3.
00:44You have to jump a lot.
00:46Two more times.
00:48OK.
00:49One more time.
00:50One more time.
00:51You're fast.
00:52You're fast.
00:55You're fast in the third time.
00:58And the last chance.
01:00Give me a big mama.
01:02Kikuta.
01:03Kikuta.
01:04Kikuta.
01:05It's over with Kikuta.
01:07It's over with Kikuta.
01:09It's my first time on TV.
01:11It's over with Kikuta.
01:12I didn't know what to do.
01:14It's over with Kikuta.
01:15Let's support Daigo who didn't have a Famicom.
01:19Will he be able to defeat Koopa for the first time in his life?
01:32You're late.
01:33What is this?
01:40It's a normal kid next to Minami.
01:44It's a normal kid who sometimes comes out with a touch.
01:47Let's continue from the last episode.
01:49We're back from the fortress where the boss of World 2 is.
01:52You're going to defeat him, right?
01:54That turtle?
01:55The white one.
01:56I have to hit it here, right?
01:57That's right.
01:58And this is a boomerang.
02:01Wait a minute.
02:02Was there something like this?
02:03Did I do this?
02:05Maybe you didn't.
02:06Boomerang.
02:07You're too small to hit it.
02:09Step on it.
02:11Step on it.
02:12All right.
02:13OK.
02:14It's like a horse.
02:16You're supposed to hit it with a normal turtle.
02:19But you hit it with a boomerang.
02:21You hit it with a boomerang twice.
02:23You hit it with a boomerang twice.
02:25You can do it.
02:26I'm looking forward to it.
02:27Today is Koopa's day.
02:30Let's do it.
02:32I'm scared of where Koopa is.
02:36Skeleton turtle.
02:38Skeleton turtle. I'm scared.
02:41I don't want to do that anymore.
02:43I don't want to do anything.
02:44I'm scared.
02:45I'm scared of people like that next to me.
02:47I'm in trouble.
02:48The skeleton turtle will revive.
02:50Should I hit it?
02:52You used to be a good turtle.
02:55You did bad things.
02:56Koopa did this to you.
02:58That's good.
02:59That will revive.
03:00It's coming.
03:01What should I do?
03:02Oh, this is it.
03:03But it's not a big deal.
03:06It won't disappear.
03:07This is not funny.
03:09This is not funny.
03:11It's big.
03:12It's dangerous.
03:13It's Teresa.
03:14Don't look back.
03:16Don't look back.
03:17Hey.
03:20Wait a minute.
03:21Let's organize it.
03:22He can't step on it.
03:24You should look at Teresa.
03:25It won't come?
03:26Yes.
03:27It's like Daruma-san fell.
03:28It's like Daruma-san fell.
03:30You should look at Teresa.
03:31It's looking at it.
03:32It's looking at it now.
03:33It's looking at it now.
03:34It's not looking at it.
03:35You should jump like this.
03:36It's high. It's dangerous.
03:37It's dangerous.
03:38What should I do?
03:40Go forward a little.
03:41Look behind you.
03:42Yes.
03:44Yes, yes, yes.
03:45Should I go in there?
03:47Yes, yes.
03:48It's coming.
03:49Jump, jump.
03:52It's dangerous.
03:53I almost betrayed you.
03:56Teresa is coming.
03:57There is only one left.
03:58Yes, yes.
03:59You shouldn't take too much time.
04:00Yes, yes.
04:01Yes, yes, yes.
04:02It's coming soon.
04:03Yes, that's great.
04:04That's a great way to do it.
04:05You can go up without looking over there.
04:06Yes, that's right.
04:07Okay.
04:09It's not there yet.
04:10Wow, it's Giza.
04:11It's Giza.
04:12It's Giza.
04:13It's coming from Giza.
04:14Wait a minute.
04:15It's coming from Kokana.
04:18That's right.
04:22It's the last line.
04:24You might be defeated little by little.
04:29Go back and pull it.
04:32Look forward.
04:33Yes.
04:34That's great.
04:35There is an alien here.
04:37It's Shigani River.
04:38It's Shigani River.
04:39Go forward.
04:40It's over if you go forward.
04:41It's over.
04:42I think it's Shigani River.
04:43Jump.
04:44Jump and do this.
04:45Yes, yes, yes.
04:46It's game over if you get caught.
04:47That's right.
04:49Yes, yes, yes.
04:51It's really good.
04:52Do it in front of Dossun.
04:53Yes.
04:54Stop and turn this way.
04:56This is difficult.
04:58Yes.
04:59Turn around, Dossun.
05:06I'm sorry.
05:07I'm sorry.
05:08I'll tie you up.
05:09I'll tie you up.
05:10I'm sorry.
05:12It's coming from 2-1.
05:14You did something really difficult.
05:16That's right.
05:17It was a chance.
05:18You should have done it from here again.
05:21But, I can make it bigger.
05:24I see.
05:25With a mushroom.
05:26I can make it bigger.
05:27What are you talking about?
05:29What is he talking about?
05:30He is a doctor.
05:32I was hit in the same place as you.
05:36You have to go to this place.
05:37That's right.
05:38It's okay if you hit here.
05:40Don't rush.
05:41Yes.
05:43Okay.
05:44It's close.
05:45It's close.
05:47Okay, let's go.
05:48Let's go.
05:49Defeat the turtle.
05:50Go as far as you can.
05:51Go as far as you can.
05:52Hurry up.
05:53Go as far as you can.
05:54It didn't mean much.
05:55It's over.
05:56It's over.
05:57It was short.
05:59It's scary.
06:00It's scary.
06:01A dragonfly.
06:02A dragonfly.
06:03A dragonfly is the scariest.
06:06You can jump there.
06:07You can use it.
06:08That's right.
06:11It's dangerous.
06:14I understand.
06:15You are satisfied with this situation, right?
06:17Of course.
06:18I understand.
06:19I also understand.
06:20I also noticed that you were under pressure.
06:22I like Koopa.
06:23I like Koopa.
06:24A dragonfly is coming.
06:25It's dangerous.
06:26It's dangerous.
06:29It's difficult.
06:30It's difficult here.
06:31It's difficult here.
06:33I'll do it.
06:35I'll defeat Koopa.
06:36That's right.
06:40What?
06:41Something is happening.
06:43It's over.
06:44It's the same.
06:47It's almost the same.
06:48A dragonfly is coming.
06:50A dragonfly.
06:52A dragonfly.
06:53A dragonfly.
06:55A dragonfly is coming.
06:57A dragonfly.
06:58A dragonfly.
07:00Don't give up yet.
07:03It's difficult, isn't it?
07:05That jump is difficult.
07:06That jump is difficult.
07:09It's very difficult, isn't it?
07:11I'm sorry.
07:12I'm sorry.
07:14You should have done it.
07:15I was confused.
07:17After that, he was able to overcome the jump block.
07:20It's scary.
07:21Don't go there.
07:23Why did you go there?
07:26While he was struggling, he was caught by the fire snake.
07:29It's scary.
07:31It's tough here.
07:33I'm going to change it to defeating the fire dragon.
07:36It's more powerful than Koopa.
07:41The fire dragon.
07:42It's as powerful as your house.
07:45It's as powerful as your house.
07:47It's as powerful as the pace of your house.
07:50It's as powerful as me.
07:52I'm going to do it.
07:55I'm going to do this.
07:56I'm going to do this.
07:58I'm going to do the fire dragon.
08:00The fire dragon.
08:02Did you know about the fire dragon's short jump?
08:05He can't do short jumps if he gets close.
08:08It's amazing.
08:09He can't go down.
08:11It's amazing.
08:12You brought it to your house's pace.
08:17It's smart.
08:19I remember you were talking at that time.
08:21The fire dragon.
08:22You talked to me when you were doing it twice.
08:24I know the short jump from Hiryu.
08:29I know that.
08:30You can do that jump in one try.
08:32Okay, you can do it now.
08:34Yes!
08:35Okay, you can switch now.
08:37I'm in trouble.
08:38Now I'm the only Famicom player.
08:42I'm the only Famicom player in his house, so I'll play with him.
08:46No, no, I'm Cooper. I want to beat you.
08:49Ah, there it is again!
08:51You've already reached the goal.
08:52Let's go! It's dangerous!
08:54Take it.
08:55It's dangerous!
08:57It's dangerous!
08:58It's dangerous!
09:01It's dangerous.
09:02I'll be the last one.
09:04Okay.
09:08Okay.
09:11What is this place?
09:12A mountain.
09:13First, the top of the mountain.
09:14Okay.
09:15Wait a minute.
09:17It's coming in.
09:18Can you get buried?
09:19It's possible.
09:21Good, good, good.
09:22So far, so good.
09:25What should I do?
09:26It's okay.
09:27Even if you fall there.
09:28If you wait a while, you'll sink.
09:31Okay.
09:33Okay, okay.
09:34One more.
09:35Yes, yes, yes.
09:36It's like the beginning of Vivant.
09:37Yes, yes, yes.
09:38The fear of the desert.
09:40After that, he became Chibimario and managed to break through the oasis.
09:44Oasis!
09:45As expected, the sea is strong.
09:46I did it!
09:47I reached the goal.
09:49I know.
09:50There's always something here.
09:51The last one.
09:52Sometimes it's not here.
09:53Sometimes it's not here.
09:54Wow, I cleared it.
09:55I'm here.
09:57With the remaining two, he finally arrived at the fort.
10:04I'll go back there as soon as possible.
10:07Wow.
10:08What is that?
10:09Come here.
10:12You should definitely be a teacher.
10:14I want to be a teacher.
10:15Really, really.
10:16I have a desire for education here.
10:18I might be a teacher.
10:19Let's do it once.
10:21I want to be a teacher of Bob's energy.
10:24I'll monitor what you teach.
10:26I can do it at all.
10:27I'll go back as soon as I jump.
10:29I'll go back as soon as I jump.
10:31Yes!
10:32Go!
10:33I'm scared.
10:35This way, this way, this way.
10:37What should I do?
10:38I did it!
10:39If I do this, it's okay.
10:40I feel like there's something there.
10:42It's shining.
10:43It's shining.
10:44If I grow up as a mushroom, there are two of them, right?
10:47If I keep getting closer,
10:49I see.
10:50I can go slowly up to here.
10:52Can you do that?
10:53Hey, there's still more.
10:55Don't compete with me.
10:57It was the same at M-1.
10:59You proposed a tricky idea.
11:03I said, let's do it.
11:05It's the best.
11:07The result is good.
11:08The result is good.
11:10It's good.
11:11What?
11:13Rolling.
11:15Rolling.
11:16It's M-1.
11:19This is what happens when you say, from now on.
11:23It's hard to do that again.
11:25What should I do?
11:27I'm hungry.
11:30I can't laugh now.
11:33I don't think it's a stuffed animal.
11:36Call Kikuta.
11:37Kikuta.
11:38Please.
11:40Kikuta.
11:41Kikuta, please.
11:42Thank you, sir.
11:44I'll go to Koopa.
11:47He wants to beat Mario's Koopa.
11:50He asks Kikuta to go to the fortress.
11:55Good.
11:58I'll show you how to beat Mario.
12:02You can beat him with this.
12:04Yes, yes.
12:05Just those two.
12:07Mr. Daigo.
12:08It's time to learn B-Dash.
12:12It's easy.
12:13But Kikuta, from now on...
12:15It's still difficult.
12:17I can't do it.
12:18Why did you choose Nobu?
12:20I don't like all of them.
12:24Why?
12:25If you can do it, let's take a picture.
12:28Good.
12:30It's the best.
12:31Let's give up.
12:32If you can do B-Dash, you can do it.
12:35You did B-Dash.
12:36But you can do it by hand.
12:38Calm down.
12:39Good.
12:41Good coaching.
12:43Stop.
12:44If you can do B-Dash, run away.
12:47Slowly.
12:48Calm down.
12:49Okay.
12:50You can do it.
12:51Koopa, you can do it.
12:53You can do it.
12:54Wait, Nobu.
12:55Don't talk.
12:56What?
12:58I don't know which one you want to hear.
13:01You two are coaching.
13:04He's going to fall.
13:06Great.
13:07Great.
13:08Run away.
13:09B-Dash.
13:10Stop.
13:11It's dangerous.
13:12It's dangerous.
13:15B-Dash.
13:17B-Dash.
13:18You can do it.
13:19You did it.
13:20Go in.
13:21You did it.
13:22Koopa.
13:23You did it.
13:24You did it.
13:25I'll defeat you.
13:26Please.
13:27Please.
13:28Three times.
13:29Three times.
13:31Get away.
13:32It's hard.
13:36It's hard.
13:38I stepped on it.
13:39Why did you get closer?
13:41You can't do it once.
13:42Three times.
13:44He's getting better.
13:46He's getting better.
13:47Yes, Daigo.
13:48He's getting really good.
13:49He's really good.
13:50He's doing great.
13:52He's relaxed.
13:53He's relaxed.
13:54He's doing great.
13:55He's jumping in.
13:56What's he doing?
13:58He's like,
13:59Don't underestimate me.
14:02He's faster than he ever was.
14:05He's good at stopping.
14:06Following, DK reaches the boss again.
14:10Once you step on it, step away from it.
14:12Once you step on it, step away from it.
14:13Step on it after it gets normal.
14:16Run away.
14:17Run away.
14:18Run away.
14:19Run away.
14:23You're pressing it right away.
14:25Don't press the A button.
14:26Then you'll be more likely to jump?
14:29Then you'll be more likely to jump?
14:30Press the A button and jump again?
14:31If you don't press the A button,
14:33you'll be more likely to jump.
14:35Keep your hands down.
14:37And then...
14:38Step back a little.
14:40Let's go!
14:42Jump!
14:43Oh no!
14:46I made a mistake in the first round.
14:49I panicked.
14:50I thought I was going to lose.
14:53Daigo, you can do it.
14:54You're calm.
14:55One more time.
14:56Stay calm.
14:57See?
14:58You can't do it now.
14:59Oh no.
15:02Yes!
15:04That was bad.
15:05That was a big one.
15:06Yes!
15:07Two more!
15:08Yes!
15:09Will the movement change?
15:10Yes, it will.
15:11The movement will change.
15:12It won't, right?
15:13Yes.
15:14The movement will change.
15:15Okay.
15:16Oh, this is it!
15:17He flew.
15:18He flew so high.
15:19He's so good at jumping.
15:24Okay, one more time.
15:25One more time.
15:26He's coming this way.
15:27Okay!
15:28That was a big one.
15:29Let's go for a B-dash.
15:30B-dash?
15:31Yes!
15:32Yes!
15:33Yes!
15:34Yes!
15:35That was a big one.
15:36Yes!
15:37The boss battle is getting bigger in this area.
15:44You guys are like two different women.
15:49You said you were two different women.
15:52If there's only one like that in the team...
15:55He's a makeup artist.
15:56He's a makeup artist.
15:57Yes!
15:59The first plan is to step on it once.
16:01Yes.
16:02Let's do it right away.
16:03Okay.
16:04Okay.
16:05That was close.
16:06What should we do?
16:07He's been cornered a lot.
16:08He's already this far away.
16:09What should we do?
16:10What should we do, Mr. Kikuta?
16:11Let's wait.
16:12Yes.
16:13At the corner.
16:14Let's wait at the corner.
16:15If he jumps, he'll probably bounce back.
16:17I see.
16:18He'll jump and come back.
16:19I see.
16:20Okay.
16:21This might be good.
16:22Yes!
16:23Yes!
16:24Yes!
16:25Yes!
16:26Yes!
16:27Yes!
16:28Yes!
16:29Yes!
16:30Yes!
16:31Yes!
16:32Yes!
16:33Kikuta, you're great.
16:34Yes!
16:35Nice, judge.
16:36Nice, Kikuta.
16:37Okay.
16:38You're a great success.
16:39This is big.
16:40If he jumps, he won't move for a while, right?
16:42It's that time.
16:43Yes.
16:44Aim for the landing.
16:45Yes.
16:46Okay.
16:47Jump.
16:48Jump.
16:49That's good.
16:50That's close.
16:51That's fast.
16:52But that's how it is.
16:54Let's go.
16:55He's in a big state.
16:56He's in a big state.
16:57He's in a big state.
16:58Let's go.
16:59Stop.
17:00Okay.
17:01He's a big guy.
17:02He'll fight against a big guy.
17:03That's good.
17:04Sensei, punch.
17:05Go.
17:06Sensei, punch.
17:07He grabbed.
17:08It's okay.
17:09He got off balance.
17:10Okay.
17:11Run away.
17:12Run away.
17:13He'll fall.
17:14What will you do?
17:15One more time.
17:16That's dangerous.
17:17Okay.
17:18Jump.
17:19Jump.
17:20Jump.
17:21Wait a minute.
17:22Jump.
17:23One more time.
17:24He's really strong.
17:25Cooper is incredible.
17:26Cooper is incredible.
17:27He's amazing.
17:28He's striking a blow.
17:29Cooper is incredible.
17:30Even so, Daigo has grabbed the hang of it.
17:31He's in a big state again and goes to the boss battle.
17:32Sensei, punch.
17:33The first blow is also...
17:34I did it.
17:35Okay.
17:36Jump.
17:37Run away.
17:38He'll jump.
17:39That's dangerous.
17:40Wait.
17:41Wait.
17:42That's dangerous.
17:43That's dangerous.
17:44Wait.
17:45That's good.
17:46Okay.
17:47He's in a big state.
17:48He's in a big state.
17:49He's in a big state.
17:50He's in a big state.
17:51He's in a big state.
17:52He's in a big state.
17:54Go ahead and get it.
17:57That's dangerous.
17:58That's dangerous.
17:59It's scary.
18:00He's still alive.
18:01That was scary.
18:02He's still alive.
18:03You're really
18:05Vegeta.
18:08I can't see from here.
18:09It's a total war with air.
18:11He'll come once he jumps.
18:14He shouldn't jump.
18:16Jump after he tries to jump and then jump.
18:19Don't jump.
18:20Okay.
18:21No, but if you jump...
18:22Amazing!
18:23He's getting closer!
18:26No, but if you jump...
18:27Amazing!
18:29There's 3 left.
18:303.
18:31You can do it.
18:32He's strong.
18:34You can reach Koopa every time.
18:36Yes.
18:37There's nothing you can do for nothing here.
18:40This is meaningless!
18:42I just did a B dash.
18:43The thing I hate the most is that it's meaningless.
18:47There are 2 left.
18:48He reaches the boss in a big state.
18:51The boss comes this way more than you think.
18:56You don't have to jump as much as you think.
18:59It's too far, right?
19:00Yes.
19:01You don't have to go too far.
19:02He'll come to you when you jump a little.
19:04Yes.
19:06Just a little.
19:07That's about it.
19:08Yes.
19:09He'll be like this.
19:11Say that.
19:13Kikuta.
19:15Don't do that.
19:17But he's still big.
19:18Let's run away.
19:19Let's go.
19:20You can do it.
19:21Jump.
19:22Run away.
19:23It's okay.
19:24Run away.
19:25He'll jump.
19:26He'll jump.
19:27Don't jump.
19:28He'll jump.
19:29He'll jump.
19:30Amazing!
19:31He's strong.
19:34I'm going to be a base.
19:37I'm frustrated!
19:39I'm going to be Zabungle.
19:41I'm frustrated!
19:43I thought it was my last chance.
19:45One more time!
19:50He wants to beat Mario's Koopa.
19:53He's already been recording for an hour.
19:57I'm counting on you.
19:58It's the same.
20:01It's the same as the last time.
20:05I can't finish.
20:06I can't finish.
20:07I know.
20:08I can do it at the end.
20:11That's right.
20:12Let's use this water.
20:15It's not a variety show.
20:16It's not a variety show.
20:17Let's do it at the end.
20:19It'll be cool.
20:22It's okay.
20:23It's okay.
20:24It's okay.
20:26He's amazing.
20:29What's going on?
20:31I can't do it anymore.
20:33Let's do it one more time.
20:37One more time.
20:39So, Kikuta cried once.
20:41Kikuta is in a tail Mario state.
20:43Even the boss is in a bad mood.
20:45Let's record Aoi, too.
20:48You can record Aoi.
20:53I'll do this.
20:58Because it's Aoi.
21:01But Kikuta is already in a bad mood.
21:04He has already used all his wisdom.
21:07He has already used all his wisdom.
21:10Don't go too far in the first attempt.
21:12Don't go too far.
21:15The fifth and last challenge.
21:18Can he beat him in three attempts?
21:23I'll do it.
21:27I did it.
21:29I did it.
21:30Just as you said.
21:31Just as Kikuta said.
21:33He did it by himself.
21:35Good job.
21:36From now on, Kikuta will jump.
21:39Don't jump too much.
21:41Use B-dash to jump.
21:43Jump when the jump is dropped.
21:46Okay.
21:47I'll do it.
21:48Don't be stupid.
21:49Jump.
21:50Jump.
21:51Go.
21:52Are you okay?
21:53Go.
21:54You bastard.
22:06Why don't you stop after being beaten?
22:10Don't say that.
22:13I can't believe it.
22:14It's exactly the same.
22:17It's exactly the same.
22:19What should I do?
22:21Kikuta is Kikuta, right?
22:25Wait a minute, Mr. Daigo.
22:26Wait a minute, Mr. Daigo.
22:28It's all because of Kikuta.
22:29Wait a minute, Mr. Daigo.
22:30I'm scared.
22:31Let's have Kanako do it.
22:35It's exactly the same.
22:36I'm scared.
22:37Next episode.
22:38What is this dressing room?
22:41Do you live here?
22:42Get out.
22:43No.
22:44I didn't come out of Kotatsu this time.
22:48Daigo went to the store because it was cold outside.
22:51Give me some tea.
22:52I don't want to.
22:53Your tea was thin.
22:55Don't say that.
22:58Don't stop.
23:01The past episodes are on sale now.
23:04Check it out.
23:05He's coming.
23:06Go.
23:07Don't stop.
23:08I'm scared.