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00:04Gongyo-choku Daichiiiii
00:07Tonight we have the energetic six young comedians
00:11who have gathered in Nagoya!
00:14And the leaders from all over the western heaven who bring these comedians together are ...
00:19You made something with Agatelle?
00:20I did not make this with Agatelle, you idiot!
00:22What the hell is this Agatelle?
00:24Black mayonnaise!
00:27What?
00:28The theater show where comedy battles take place
00:33in the three categories of comedy, jokes and teamwork.
00:38Are you a real pervert or what?
00:41This is...
00:42Yeehaw!
00:48Comedy Men.
00:50A comedy section in Nagoya.
00:52The Tozai Wakate Battle.
00:54Tokyo, Kosugi Ryuuichi-san, Evers, Nightingale Dice, Yonezawa Sen, and Osaka, Yoshiharu Takahashi-san, Hame Poster, Futsuya, Harukaze Mitsugu, thank you all for coming.
01:12Nice to meet you.
01:13Nice to meet you too.
01:14Miraculously, all of us are wearing the same clothes.
01:17Are you kidding me?
01:19Where did you get that shirt from?
01:22I'm the only one who has a back print.
01:25That's nice.
01:27It's nice to have a back print.
01:29It's nice to have a back print.
01:31And it's not officially closed.
01:33What do you mean it's not officially closed?
01:36It's closed.
01:37It's not fashionable.
01:38Please stop.
01:39It's officially closed.
01:41It's officially closed.
01:42It's officially closed.
01:43Why are you two so far apart?
01:47Did you get the order wrong?
01:48I thought it was the order of the game.
01:49It's because we're standing side by side.
01:56I got it wrong.
02:01What?
02:02Don't mess it up.
02:04For now, Black Mayonnaise is from the west.
02:08But this time it's from the east.
02:10No, no, no.
02:11I live in Tokyo now.
02:14Yoshiharu lives in Osaka.
02:15Really?
02:16That's why I don't think there's a good combination for this show.
02:20That's true.
02:22The first battle is...
02:26A quick-and-fierce battle with the topics that the guests have come up with.
02:35It's a corner where the guests have come up with a quick-and-fierce topic.
02:40At that time, please choose who you want to answer to.
02:45If you're chosen, you have three seconds to answer.
02:48Three seconds?
02:49Yes, three seconds.
02:50It's almost zero.
02:51You have to do it three times.
02:52Three is three.
02:53Three is three.
02:54I'm sorry, I said it wrong.
02:55Three is three.
02:56There are a lot of topics, so you can choose one at a time.
02:59You have to give a difficult topic to the other person.
03:02There are good topics that I want to hear the answer to.
03:08But there are also topics that are hard to answer.
03:11That's right.
03:12In order to win...
03:13Have you already written your answers?
03:15Yes, we have.
03:16Please go ahead and write your answers.
03:19I'll answer with the topic of Nagami.
03:23Are you sure?
03:24It's a tough topic.
03:25I'm going to give a difficult topic to a tough topic.
03:28I see.
03:29I think he got it.
03:30He got it.
03:31You have three seconds.
03:32There are a lot of topics.
03:34Please announce the topic.
03:38Please tell us the Christmas present that will definitely make you laugh.
03:48A soft Nintendo Switch.
03:52He got it!
04:00Why is it so soft?
04:03The stick is hard to move.
04:06The stick is hard to move.
04:08If you're not good at it, you'll break it.
04:11Don't make the answer more difficult than the person.
04:14Next.
04:15This is a tough topic.
04:17I'll answer.
04:18I think it's a Naichin Kokeiro.
04:20Naichin Kokeiro?
04:23Yasu or Nakalpi?
04:24Yasu.
04:25Yasu.
04:26Yasu.
04:27Yasu.
04:28Let's move on.
04:29It's okay.
04:30Yasu.
04:31What's wrong?
04:32You're full of confidence.
04:33Please.
04:34Next.
04:36When the eastern and western eels try to form an alliance,
04:40what kind of eel is the new force?
04:48A moist eel?
04:53He got it!
04:55This is a tough topic.
04:57I thought about it a lot.
05:01I'm sorry.
05:02There's only one reason.
05:04The eels are moist.
05:09Let's move on to the second round.
05:11That's right.
05:12That's a tough topic.
05:15I don't know if it's okay to be rough.
05:18He's trying to liven up the show.
05:20What did Nakalpi say?
05:21He said he's trying to liven up the show.
05:25Nakalpi said it out loud.
05:26But he's serious.
05:28He doesn't want to liven up the show.
05:31He's serious.
05:32Of course.
05:33This is a show for Nagoya.
05:36What are you talking about?
05:38You have to liven up the show.
05:40I think the eels are better.
05:43Why are they so good?
05:46My grandma told me that I should clean the way I eat.
05:54Your grandma is too mean.
05:56She's kind.
05:57What kind of love is that?
05:59My grandma is like a dragon cherry.
06:02That's too mean.
06:03Your grandma is like a dragon cherry.
06:04My grandma is like a dragon cherry.
06:06You should clean the way you eat.
06:08You should clean the way you eat.
06:10Who do you want to choose?
06:14Evers.
06:15Machida.
06:16Machida.
06:17He chose you.
06:18I'm sorry.
06:19He chose me.
06:20I would have been stronger.
06:22You're lying.
06:23I'm serious.
06:25Evers is famous for writing 100% jokes.
06:30Are you okay with that?
06:31Jokes are not jokes.
06:34Jokes are not jokes.
06:36I'm sorry.
06:37Let's move on to Machida.
06:39Please read the question.
06:41What do you think will happen at M-1 Grand Prix 2024?
06:46What do you think?
06:48Three.
06:49Two.
06:50One.
07:19I thought so, too.
07:20I'm a judge.
07:21I can't stand it.
07:23I'm sorry.
07:24It's okay.
07:25It's okay.
07:26I'm sorry.
07:27Can you give Machida another chance?
07:30Again?
07:31It's the same question.
07:32Can you give him another chance?
07:34I don't need it.
07:35I don't need it.
07:36I don't need it.
07:37I don't need it.
07:38I don't need it.
07:39I don't need it.
07:40I don't need it.
07:41I don't need it.
07:42I don't need it.
07:43I don't need it.
07:44I don't need it.
07:45I don't need it.
07:46I don't need it.
07:47Can you give a difference between a Pacific and an Eastern eel?
07:52What kind of eel?
07:53Three.
07:54Two.
07:55One.
08:00The Pacific eel.
08:02Correct answer.
08:04He got it.
08:05Nice work.
08:08Who won the game?
08:09Next.
08:10It's your turn.
08:11Let's see.
08:13This is showtime.
08:14Showtime?
08:15Hey, hey, hey. I put my life on the line to stand out.
08:21You're so strong!
08:22Stand out, stand out!
08:24Tanaka Showtime's topic is this!
08:28Weird old lady.
08:313, 2, 1, go!
08:44Lick my finger.
08:47OK!
08:53You're so nice!
08:55Even though it was a difficult topic, I got it right, so it's OK.
09:04If you make me do something weird, I'll be the one to go to the right.
09:09The Hamadaka Phenomenon!
09:10Who's the Hamadaka Phenomenon?
09:13I didn't say his name.
09:15Anyway, Seigun is the winner, so he gets 10 points!
09:19Seigun is the winner!
09:21Hey!
09:22Don't talk about me!
09:25I didn't say his name.
09:26You didn't say his name?
09:27I didn't say his name.
09:28Are you wearing underwear?
09:34The next battle is...
09:38The Neta Battle!
09:40The top batter is Seigun.
09:42The winner is...
09:50Hello!
09:52Hello!
09:54Nice to meet you!
09:56Nice to meet you!
09:59We're going on a really fun school trip!
10:03Daiku no Occhan!
10:04Daiku no Occhan!
10:05Daiku no Occhan!
10:06Kugi wo Utsu!
10:07Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan! Kan!
10:11Koukyoukyoku Daiku!
10:15We're going on a school trip.
10:19A school trip!
10:20Can you be my classmate?
10:22Classmate!
10:23Please.
10:24Got it.
10:25A school trip! I'm sleepy, but I'm looking forward to it!
10:29Tanaka-kun!
10:30Taniguchi!
10:31Good morning!
10:32Don't shake my hand!
10:33I'm shaking my head!
10:35Mizura!
10:36Shi!
10:37O!
10:38Tsu!
10:39Ha!
10:41Good morning.
10:42You've been energetic since this morning.
10:43Yeah.
10:44I didn't sleep at all last night.
10:46Gross.
10:48You couldn't sleep because you were nervous?
10:49That's right.
10:50There's really a guy like that.
10:51What?
10:52He sleeps at home and doesn't go on a school trip.
10:55You're so mean!
10:56You're so mean!
10:57Three times zero is...
11:00Zero!
11:01What are you doing?
11:02If you multiply zero by anything, it becomes zero.
11:04That's true.
11:05The bus is here.
11:06The bus is here.
11:07Be careful.
11:09Dancing in a step!
11:10Dancing in a step!
11:11Dancing in a step!
11:12Dancing in a step!
11:13I'm in trouble.
11:14I'm in trouble.
11:15The bus guide is here too.
11:16The bus guide?
11:17Hello, everyone.
11:18I'm the bus guide, Reiko Nakajo.
11:21I'm here with my glamorous body!
11:26I'm a Fanta Grape woman!
11:28My body is like a bottle of Fanta Grape.
11:30It's orange.
11:31It's orange?
11:32Tastes don't matter.
11:33Everyone, I've arrived in Kyoto, my destination.
11:35I'm in Kyoto!
11:37I'm getting off the bus!
11:38I'm a dancer!
11:41Wow, look!
11:42There are so many other school trips!
11:45Kyoto is amazing!
11:46Hey, are you glaring at me?
11:48I'm not glaring at you.
11:49Are you glaring at me?
11:51No, I'm not glaring at you.
11:52Are you glaring at me?
11:54Justin Bieber!
11:55Leonardo's butt is huge!
11:57Johnny's starch powder!
11:59Times 0 is...
12:00Zero!
12:01Stop it!
12:03Don't put zero on people.
12:04I'm sorry.
12:05Let's buy souvenirs.
12:06No souvenirs.
12:07Wow, a small sword!
12:08It's a man's sword!
12:09Excuse me, can I have two 400,000 yen swords?
12:11Who's going to buy that?
12:13You don't even have 400,000 yen!
12:15Can I borrow a card from my parents?
12:17A black card?
12:18Mr. Spade.
12:19Trump!
12:21President Trump!
12:23USA! USA! USA!
12:27G.I.
12:28Rabbit!
12:29Rabbit Kai!
12:30USA G.I.
12:31Rabbit.
12:32This is our hotel.
12:34It's such a big hotel!
12:36You can even take a bath here.
12:38The food is delicious.
12:40We're trapped in the entrance!
12:44That was close.
12:45I thought we'd spend the rest of our lives there.
12:46It's too small!
12:47Let's get ready to sleep.
12:49Mr. Taniguchi.
12:51Do you have a girl you like?
12:52I don't know if I should say this,
12:53but I'm attracted to Tanaka-kun.
12:54No, you're not.
12:55You're his friend, right?
12:56Tell me!
12:57He's Tanaka-kun's mother.
12:58That's gross!
12:59Why?
13:00That's gross!
13:01You don't have a classmate?
13:03I don't have a classmate.
13:05Jason Poistisam!
13:06Blood Cockpit!
13:07Natalie Portraitman!
13:09Hiyakashi Hyuhyu Jackman!
13:10Odori Onarahepman!
13:12Times 100!
13:13Jason Poistisam!
13:15Natalie Portraitman!
13:16Odori Onarahepman!
13:17Jason Poistisam!
13:18Natalie Portraitman!
13:19Odori Onarahepman!
13:20Jason Poistisam!
13:21Natalie Portraitman!
13:22Cinderella!
13:23You only have Blood Cockpit!
13:27Do something else.
13:28I'm going to sleep.
13:29Okay.
13:30I'm going to sleep.
13:31Me too!
13:32Me too!
13:33I'm going to sleep.
13:34Me too!
13:35OK, I want to sleep.
13:36Me too!
13:37Me too!
13:38I want to sleep.
13:39Me too!
13:40My bed!
13:41My bed!
13:42Yes, it seems like a key lock.
13:43Okay, that's enough.
13:44Thank you very much!
13:45The finalist, EVOS!
13:54Hello!
14:01Hello, I'm EVOS. Nice to meet you.
14:04Nice to meet you, too.
14:06Nice to meet you, too.
14:09Hey, you.
14:10What's up?
14:11Have you decided which car you want to drive once it's sold?
14:14A car you want to drive once it's sold?
14:16Yes. I've decided on a Mercedes-Benz S-Class.
14:18What?
14:19Mercedes-Benz S-Class is so expensive, isn't it?
14:21But once it's sold, I'll be able to drive anything.
14:23Really?
14:24Once it's sold, I'll be able to drive anything.
14:25That's a dream.
14:26That's how it is for comedians.
14:27Then, if I can drive anything, I've already decided on a car I want to drive.
14:31Oh, you've decided?
14:32Yeah.
14:33What car do you want to drive?
14:34A Relief car.
14:36Huh?
14:37A Relief car?
14:38Yeah.
14:39You mean the small car that a professional baseball player drives to change pitchers?
14:44Yeah.
14:45Why?
14:46Because it's cool.
14:48No, it's not cool.
14:50You know, when the first pitchers are in a pinch,
14:53the Relief car and the Nakatsugi pitchers that appear right away are really cool.
14:57The Nakatsugi pitchers are really cool.
15:01But you can't drive a Relief car.
15:03But you said you can drive anything once it's sold.
15:07Yeah, you're right.
15:09That's why I said a Relief car.
15:11But even if it's sold, you can't drive a Relief car.
15:13But Nakatsugi pitchers are sold.
15:15First of all, Nakatsugi pitchers aren't sold.
15:18Most of them aren't.
15:19If you can't become a first pitcher, you can't drive a Relief car.
15:24Nakatsugi pitchers aren't sold?
15:26No, they're not.
15:29Parigumo?
15:30Parigumo.
15:31They're the same.
15:33You've never seen one with a Darvish on it, right?
15:35It's because it's sold.
15:37But I wanted to drive it because it's cool.
15:39And it's lame.
15:41It's a car that's small and has a little passenger seat.
15:44It's lame as a car.
15:46But the Nakatsugi pitchers that appear from a little higher up are really cool.
15:49The Nakatsugi pitchers are.
15:51But you can't drive it.
15:53What you're saying is that you can't drive a Relief car in a professional baseball game.
15:58What I'm saying is that I want to drive a Relief car in private.
16:00There's no one in private.
16:02Have you ever seen a Relief car driving in the city?
16:04It's not even on the Nakatsugi pitchers.
16:07Parigumo?
16:08Parigumo.
16:10They're the same.
16:11But if I drive a Relief car in private, there's merit in the city.
16:15What merit is there?
16:16If I'm waiting for a girl in the city and I'm done with work,
16:19I can drive a Relief car in the city and send it to her.
16:22It's lame.
16:23I appear from a little higher up.
16:26It's lame.
16:27Why is it cool?
16:28It's not cool.
16:29Why?
16:30It's because it's not a Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:33It's not a Nakatsugi pitcher in the city?
16:35It's not a Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:37Even so?
16:39What do you mean, even so?
16:41There's a word after even so.
16:43Even so, it's like a Nakatsugi pitcher.
16:46Even so.
16:47It's not just even so.
16:49What?
16:50It's cool because a Nakatsugi pitcher appears in a Relief car in a pinch.
16:54If I appear in a Relief car in private, I'm the one making the pinch.
16:58What do you mean?
16:59The girl is in a pinch at once.
17:01Why?
17:02Because this Relief car and the Nakatsugi pitcher appear in a Relief car,
17:05the girl is in a pinch at once.
17:07Does that mean you can make the meeting place a mound?
17:10I haven't said a word about that yet.
17:12If you make a meeting place on a mound,
17:14it would be cool if a girl appeared in a Relief car in the city.
17:16That's the case if the girl is a first pitch pitcher.
17:19That's really cool.
17:21But I don't have to meet with a girl who is in charge of the first pitch.
17:24Is that so?
17:25Yes.
17:26So it's better to quit?
17:27It's better to quit.
17:28Then I'll use Shiro's estimate.
17:30It's a car that my father gave me when I was a first-year baseball player.
17:33Thank you very much.
17:39The second round of the Neta Battle.
17:41The Seigun is Harukaze Nitsugu.
17:56Hello, I'm Harukaze Nitsugu.
17:58Nice to meet you.
17:59Thank you very much.
18:02I've been thinking about it lately.
18:04Isn't it important to act as soon as possible in life?
18:08Yes, it is.
18:09I thought I should get going soon.
18:13I see. You're an adult.
18:15So I started preparing to be a beauty and a witch.
18:18No, no, no, no.
18:19I mean, the act of acting as soon as possible.
18:21No, no, no, no.
18:22What? What?
18:23Beauty and witch?
18:24If I'm going to be a beauty and a witch,
18:25I'd better start now.
18:27Why did you decide to be a beauty and a witch in the first place?
18:30That's right.
18:31You'll get hungry soon.
18:32You'll get hungry soon.
18:33You'll get hungry soon.
18:34The condition of a beauty and a witch is an old lady.
18:36Can you be an old lady in your 20s?
18:38Can you?
18:39I'm a woman.
18:42No matter how old I am, I want to be praised for my appearance.
18:45You're too old.
18:46What?
18:48Don't say that like everyone else.
18:49That's right.
18:50In the first place, a beauty and a witch is a compliment from a person.
18:53If you say it yourself, that's a young lady's limit.
18:56No, no, no.
18:57You can't be a beauty and a witch.
18:59It's okay, it's okay.
19:00My family is rich.
19:01That will cool you down.
19:02What?
19:03Don't try to make a profit out of it.
19:05I want to be one.
19:06You can do it now.
19:07You can make an effort now.
19:08You can use your youth as a weapon.
19:10You'll be happier if you're praised now.
19:12You know,
19:13a yellow and beautiful banana
19:15is sweeter than a brown and damaged banana.
19:19What do you want to say?
19:21Don't you call older ladies brown bananas?
19:26Chabana.
19:27Chabana?
19:28That's wrong.
19:29I know brown bananas are sweeter,
19:32but yellow bananas are more popular.
19:34Have you ever thought about the feelings of a chabana?
19:36I've never thought about the feelings of a chabana.
19:39I'm sorry.
19:40Stop it, really.
19:41You can't make an effort at this age.
19:44But when I looked it up,
19:46not only the appearance,
19:47but also the inner beauty is one of the conditions.
19:50People who are beautiful at this age have a bad personality.
19:53That's not true.
19:54I looked up all the prices of the presents I got.
19:57But Instagrammers who are beautiful have a bad personality.
20:00What do you mean by Instagrammers who are beautiful?
20:02What's that?
20:03What's that?
20:04What's that?
20:05What's that?
20:06No.
20:07What's that?
20:08To appeal both the appearance and the inner beauty,
20:12SNS is a must.
20:14People who are strong on SNS at this age have a bad personality.
20:17That's not true.
20:18There are so many hashtags.
20:20The angle of the photo is always the same.
20:23The angle of the photo is always the same.
20:25There is no need for it.
20:27I don't know what you mean.
20:28Do you want to be a Instagrammer who is beautiful?
20:31What's that?
20:32I'm thinking of going to a meeting of that person.
20:35What's so funny to have a meeting with a chabana?
20:37What?
20:38What?
20:39I think it's more fun to do it in person.
20:40There are bangs and waist.
20:41It's very voluminous.
20:42You're an amateur at noon.
20:44What's that?
20:45To get a little closer to that person,
20:47I made a reservation at Domohorn Wrinkle.
20:49Who does that?
20:51Don't try it for free in your 20s.
20:55I did.
20:56Did you make a reservation?
20:57Of course.
20:580120?
20:5944444.
21:00What are you doing?
21:01I'm happy.
21:02I'm happy.
21:03I'm happy.
21:04I'm happy.
21:05I'm happy.
21:06I'm happy.
21:07I'm happy.
21:08I'm happy.
21:09I'm happy.
21:10I'm happy.
21:11I'm happy.
21:12I'm happy.
21:13I'm happy.
21:20The opponent team is Yoneda 2000.
21:30Hello.
21:31Hello.
21:32Hello.
21:33Hello.
21:34Hello.
21:35Hello.
21:36I'm Yoneda 2000.
21:37Nice to meet you.
21:38Nice to meet you.
21:39Nice to meet you.
21:41My family makes robots as a hobby.
21:45Really?
21:46Yes.
21:47I'm going to make you fight with that robot.
21:54Can you do it?
21:56No, I can't.
21:57What?
21:58I won't do that.
21:59Please.
22:00Humans and robots don't fight.
22:02I'm sorry.
22:04I'll give you a spring roll.
22:06I won't do that.
22:08Is there a rule?
22:09The rule is to break the balloon on your head first.
22:13Like this?
22:14Yes.
22:15Let's do a simulation.
22:17I'll do the robot.
22:18Can you fight?
22:19Yes.
22:20Please.
22:23Please.
22:24Please.
22:30Ouch!
22:31What?
22:32What?
22:33What?
22:34Wait.
22:35Wait.
22:36Wait.
22:37I didn't do that.
22:39It's on your head, right?
22:41Yes.
22:42Why did you stab me in the throat?
22:45It's just a robot made by an individual.
22:49What are you talking about?
22:51I'll stab you in the throat to win.
22:53What?
22:54I won't fight with that.
22:56Please.
22:57I won't do that.
22:58I told you I'll give you a spring roll.
22:59No, I'm scared.
23:01I'll make a hamburger.
23:02No.
23:03I'll make a fried shrimp.
23:04I don't need it.
23:05Okura no neba toro salada mo.
23:07Okura no neba toro salada?
23:09I'll do it.
23:11I didn't know you wanted vegetables.
23:15I thought you were thinking about your health.
23:17But you...
23:19Don't underestimate me!
23:25Your throat was hurt, right?
23:27I think you should practice dodging next.
23:29I'll give you some time to practice.
23:31Practice?
23:33I'll give you some time to practice.
23:35You should practice dodging.
23:37I have some time left.
23:39I'll give you some time to practice
23:41when Challenge Joy comes to my house.
23:43You should do that.
23:45Let's cheer each other up
23:47and meet here again.
23:51Start practicing!
23:55What is this oil stain?
23:57It doesn't come off at all.
23:59Ping pong!
24:01I'm Challenge Joy, Junji Takada.
24:05I'll put some oil stain on you.
24:11Would you like a piece of me?
24:15Don't come in!
24:17That's all.
24:19It's illegal to come in.
24:21I'll give it back.
24:23You can win.
24:25I'll give it back.
24:27Please.
24:29I'll give it back.
24:31I'll give it back.
24:49What was that?
24:51I'm sorry.
24:53My neck is in PK mode.
24:55I won't fight anymore.
24:57Thank you very much.
25:05The next battle is
25:07a four-word competition
25:09with pictures.
25:17I'm sure you've all seen
25:19a four-word competition with pictures.
25:21Four representatives
25:23will come out.
25:25They will be shown on the monitor.
25:27Each of you will say a word
25:29and the fourth person will finish.
25:31Say a word with a picture.
25:33One, two, three, four.
25:35It's a very difficult challenge,
25:37but I'm sure
25:39you can do it.
25:41First of all,
25:43four representatives from the team.
25:45Machida-kun, will you come out?
25:47I came out earlier, so I won't.
25:49Which one is taller?
25:51You two.
25:53I think it's me.
25:55He's trying very hard.
25:57He's trying very hard.
25:59Do you want to do it in order of height?
26:01In order of height?
26:03I was the last one.
26:05Have you decided?
26:07Let's start with Toh-kun.
26:09Please look at the monitor.
26:11Do your best.
26:13Let's start.
26:15Say a word with a picture.
26:17Please.
26:19Well,
26:21the inner part is out.
26:23The second one.
26:25Why is only the right part out?
26:29Wait a minute.
26:31This is not the inner part.
26:35It's not the inner part.
26:43Machida-san, okay.
26:49Machida-san,
26:51did the middle one say the last word?
26:53No, the last one said
26:55the inner part.
26:57It's out.
26:59I don't know why.
27:01Let's start with the western team.
27:03Please answer the western team.
27:05Please look at the picture.
27:07The color of the hat
27:09is a little
27:11different, isn't it?
27:13Well,
27:15the two of them are
27:17the same age.
27:19Oh, right.
27:21Please tell me
27:23how to take a picture.
27:25Well,
27:27it doesn't matter.
27:33Smile.
27:35Smile.
27:37Smile.
27:41The black humor
27:43is so funny.
27:45So far,
27:47both of them got points.
27:49Please choose the member.
27:51Don't you want to stand out?
27:53I want to stand out.
27:55If you want to stand out,
27:57you have to be the fourth one.
27:59Well,
28:01the genre of music will change
28:03depending on the two of them.
28:05Well, let's go.
28:07The last one.
28:09It's like rock or hip-hop.
28:11Koseki-san, can I choose the last one?
28:13Leave it to me.
28:17Let's start with the first one.
28:19Please read the picture.
28:21Oh,
28:23it should be around here.
28:27I'll look for it, too.
28:31Oh,
28:33is that Koseki-san?
28:37Hee-haw!
28:39That's too much.
28:41That's too much.
28:45That's a good one.
28:49You can say anything in the picture.
28:51No.
28:53That's Hee-haw only for elephants.
28:57Hee-haw is not good
28:59even for one day.
29:01That's right.
29:03It's time to go.
29:05Is there anything?
29:07It's like the head of an elephant.
29:09I'm going to kill you, you idiot!
29:11Who are you to talk to me like that?
29:13No, it's not like that.
29:15I'm not talking to you.
29:17He's definitely talking to me.
29:19Don't lie to me, you idiot.
29:21This is just a guide, right?
29:23I'm fine with this distance.
29:25I'm not here because I can't get close.
29:27That's not what I'm saying.
29:29I don't need a guide.
29:31Now, let's move on to the Western Army.
29:33The Western Army is like this.
29:35Let's take a look at the pictures of the Western Army.
29:37Please take a look at the pictures of the Western Army.
29:43What's that shadow in the sky?
29:47It's true.
29:49I'm already dizzy.
29:51I'm already dizzy.
29:53I'm already dizzy.
29:55If you look closely, it's Showtime.
29:59Oh my god mother.
30:01Nami!
30:03I'm scared.
30:05It's different from Heehaw.
30:07It's different from Heehaw.
30:11To be honest, what I'm doing is the same.
30:15It's different from the way it's done.
30:17It's different from the way it's done.
30:19This time, the Eastern Army won!
30:25An overwhelming victory!
30:27Next, the last of the meta battle is the Eastern Army.
30:29Next, the last of the meta battle is the Eastern Army.
30:31The Eastern Army Nightingale Dance
30:39Good morning.
30:41Good morning.
30:43Good morning.
30:45Good morning.
30:47It's Nightingale Dance.
30:55It's the first time I've seen Nightingale Dance.
30:57It's the first time I've seen Nightingale Dance.
30:59Ask Ms.Biss who moved here and tell you.
31:01What's going on here?
31:03You haven't done anything!
31:04Go ahead!
31:05You should teach her something!
31:12Oh! I'm the renter of the Select Shop!
31:13Oh! I'm the renter of the Select Shop!
31:14Because I thank people.
31:15Although I've never worked as a renter of the Select Shop,
31:17Although I've never worked as a renter of the Select Shop,
31:19But I'll do my best!
31:21This is the Select Shop of the Renter.
31:23This is the Select Shop of the Renter.
31:25Help me!
31:27Everyone, hold it down! Hold it down!
31:30What?
31:31Hold down the trend!
31:32It's not like that.
31:34I don't care about the trend.
31:35Hold it down!
31:35Let's go in.
31:36Whee!
31:37Welcome!
31:38Ah, hello.
31:38We're here to check all the breads in the store.
31:40You're so lame.
31:42Aren't you an old middle schooler?
31:44Aren't you Yasu-san?
31:44It's me, me.
31:45Which select shop is this?
31:47Welcome to the Yukai Ted Arrows store.
31:50We have a unique staff member, Rona,
31:51and Chao Panic, who worked hard during the G.E.U. era,
31:53so please introduce yourself, Shimamura.
31:55Where am I?
31:57You've been in about 7 of them.
31:59Welcome to Reams.
32:00You weren't in any of them.
32:02This is Reams, right?
32:03Don't worry.
32:04Really?
32:05This store is the most popular.
32:06It's the most advanced.
32:08Isn't it Okinawa?
32:10This store is the most advanced in Ryukyu.
32:11It was Okinawa.
32:13The most advanced in Ryukyu.
32:14This store is the most advanced in Ryukyu.
32:16It was totally Okinawa just now.
32:18Sata Undergy.
32:19We don't need that.
32:21Sata Undergy-like guy.
32:22Iyasasa.
32:23No, no.
32:25Iyasasa, don't underestimate us.
32:27Please take a look.
32:28You can just look at it.
32:29The clothes are cute.
32:31Hello?
32:32Oh, you're checking the inventory, right?
32:35〈Sings in Japanese〉
32:59Sorry to keep you waiting.
33:00Morioh, you do it yourself.
33:02I wasn't looking for it.
33:04Look for it, you idiot.
33:06Is there anything you're curious about?
33:07Is there a difference in color?
33:09This store is sold out.
33:10What about a different store?
33:12Let's listen to it in a different store.
33:14〈Sings in Japanese〉
33:18No, don't say it in a different store.
33:22I don't want to listen to it in various rhythms.
33:24No, I don't get it.
33:25Just open your eyes.
33:26What?
33:28ETC gate demon mode?
33:30No.
33:31There's no way I won't let you through.
33:34How about this jacket?
33:35I'll go with this one.
33:36You can't wear this in this store.
33:38Let's go.
33:39Take-tsume roulette, start!
33:41What?
33:42Say stop at the right time.
33:44〈Sings in Japanese〉
33:47Stop!
33:47〈Sings in Japanese〉
33:49What are you doing?
33:51You're in the tank top.
33:53〈Sings in Japanese〉
33:55You're wearing a belt.
33:56〈Sings in Japanese〉
33:59I don't need a belt, you idiot.
34:01〈Sings in Japanese〉
34:04〈Sings in Japanese〉
34:06〈Sings in Japanese〉
34:08〈Sings in Japanese〉
34:14The one who will decorate AORUS is
34:16〈Sings in Japanese〉
34:17KAME POSTER!
34:25Hello!
34:29Hello, I'm KAME POSTER.
34:31As you said,
34:32normally I say baby,
34:35but when I shout, I say baby.
34:37I didn't say that.
34:39I didn't tell you that.
34:41It wasn't you.
34:42Who are you talking to?
34:44Nice to meet you.
34:47Let's do our best.
34:48The new Japanese soldiers were released.
34:52Shibusawa Eichi, Tsuda Umeko,
34:55and Kitasato Shibasaburo.
34:57I want the old soldiers,
34:59Fukuzawa Yukichi, Higuchi Ichiyo,
35:00Noguchi Hideo, to come back.
35:04They won't come back.
35:06It's lonely.
35:08Because they're used to being a soldier.
35:09And it's strange.
35:12What do you mean?
35:13Because suddenly,
35:14the Japanese bank announced the withdrawal of the members.
35:17That's not a group.
35:18That's not an idol group of the Japanese bank.
35:21Fukuzawa Yukichi was a spy.
35:24What's that?
35:25He's gone.
35:26What's a spy?
35:27He's the most popular spy.
35:29All of them are Fukuzawa Yukichi.
35:32All of them want 10,000 yen.
35:34I think there's a reason behind this change.
35:38No, no.
35:38You have to change the design.
35:41The withdrawal of the members suddenly
35:43is a bad omen.
35:44No.
35:45You won't get angry.
35:47They're all gone.
35:48The bad omen of the past has been rediscovered.
35:50It's too old.
35:52It's too old.
35:53It's 100 or 200 years old.
35:55I'm curious.
35:56I looked into the bad omen of the past.
36:00You're trying to avoid it.
36:01No.
36:02I don't think so.
36:03Absolutely not.
36:04Hideo Noguchi.
36:06Hideo Noguchi.
36:07When he got engaged,
36:08he spent most of the dowry he got from his parents
36:11on playing games.
36:13Noguchi, that's not good.
36:15After studying in the U.S.,
36:17he broke off the engagement
36:18and married a local American woman.
36:21Hideo, it's over.
36:23Really?
36:24What did you think when you heard this?
36:26You were engaged.
36:28I'll never forgive you.
36:32You didn't want me to come back, did you?
36:36Yukichi Fukuzawa.
36:38What is this?
36:40He spent most of the summer at home.
36:43Leave him alone.
36:45That's enough.
36:46Nichiyo Higuchi.
36:47A woman?
36:48It's hard to read her name.
36:49It's not a bad omen.
36:51It's just that you can't read it.
36:52It was full of bad omens.
36:54There really was one.
36:56But if it's a Japanese soldier,
36:58I want these three to come back.
36:59It's impossible for them to come back.
37:01So there's only one thing I can do.
37:04What do you mean? You can't do anything.
37:05I looked for the bad omen of three new soldiers.
37:07Stop it.
37:09Shibusawa Eiichi.
37:11What kind of bad omen is this?
37:12When his daughter was born,
37:14he spent most of the dowry he got from his parents
37:16on playing games.
37:17Why did you leave him alone?
37:19Why?
37:20Kitasato Shibasaburo.
37:22No way.
37:22He was called the father of Japanese medicine.
37:24He left a great legacy.
37:26That's a serious image.
37:27But one of his disciples,
37:29Noguchi Hideo, was there.
37:30That's unforgivable.
37:32You don't have to take responsibility for this.
37:35Shut up, Umeko!
37:36He's really angry.
37:37We're investigating it right now!
37:39What?
37:39Don't deceive me, Seiryo.
37:41Just wait and see.
37:42Give up, Moewa.
37:44Thank you very much.
37:45THE LAST BATTLE
37:52Now, this is the last battle.
37:55It's called the Owner Jumping Battle.
37:58THE OWNER JUMPING BATTLE
38:02Now, both teams will try the Owner Jumping Battle.
38:06Each team will jump in a different way.
38:09I see.
38:10One by one,
38:12the team with the most jumps wins.
38:15Please show your cards.
38:18There's a lot.
38:20You have to come this way.
38:23That's scary.
38:24At least you have to come this way.
38:27That's tough.
38:29It's definitely far.
38:31I'll go with the one in the middle.
38:32Okay.
38:33Can you draw one for me?
38:37It's like a drink bar.
38:39Mr. Nagami, please start.
38:41I'm sorry.
38:42Can I go too?
38:45I'm sorry.
38:47I'm sorry.
38:49I'll take it.
38:51He's a unique friend.
38:53He's a unique friend.
38:55He's a unique friend.
38:57He's not a newbie.
38:59He's not a newbie.
39:00He's not a newbie.
39:01He can't be a newbie.
39:03Please show your cards.
39:05Please show your cards.
39:07Mr. Yoshida will jump the Ultraman,
39:09Mr. Yoshida will jump the Ultraman,
39:11Hokuto will jump the Hyakuretsu Ken,
39:14Mario will jump the coin,
39:16Aodori will jump the perfect human.
39:18Aodori will jump the perfect human.
39:20That's dangerous.
39:22Ken-jump.
39:24Ken-jump.
39:26Now,
39:28he will try to jump the Ultraman
39:30he's chosen.
39:32he will try to jump the Ultraman
39:34he's chosen.
39:40I'm sorry.
39:44He is a
39:53He is too much.
39:55He is too much.
39:57He is a
39:59He is a
40:01a
40:03an
40:05an
40:07an
40:09an
40:11an
40:13Perfect Human!
40:15It's still here!
40:17One more time!
40:18Go ahead!
40:22He's doing it right!
40:23He's doing it well!
40:24Next is...
40:26Ah, Mario!
40:29He's doing it right!
40:32He's doing it right!
40:35It's simple, but he's doing it right!
40:39He's doing it right!
40:40He's doing it right!
40:42There's still one more!
40:45What is it?
40:46It's not a ping pong ball!
40:47Did you see that guy?
40:49This is a bowling ball!
40:56Let's go, everyone!
40:57Ready, set...
41:05Three times!
41:07Ultraman!
41:08Ultraman!
41:09Did you see that?
41:10He stood for 3 minutes!
41:11He stood for 3 minutes!
41:12He didn't stand for 3 minutes!
41:13Where's the plastic surgery clinic?
41:16He went to the Ultraman clinic!
41:19That was impossible.
41:21He couldn't even fly on the ground, but his record is 3 times!
41:28Next is Toge!
41:30Will he be able to break the record?
41:33Everyone, please do your best!
41:37Surfer jump, Comaneci jump,
41:39Bartender jump, Rabbit jump,
41:41Dog jump, Free-throw jump,
41:43Osadaharu jump!
41:47Jump?
41:48Osadaharu can't jump!
41:51Now, let's try on the items!
41:56Who?
41:57Who?
41:58Who?
41:59Who?
42:00Who?
42:01Who?
42:03Comaneci!
42:06Comaneci?
42:08He's been cut short!
42:10Is this a Comaneci jump?
42:12Oh, here it is!
42:13Oh, it's Osadaharu, you idiot!
42:18That's Comaneci!
42:19That's also Comaneci!
42:21That's a bartender!
42:24Koseki, that's a bartender!
42:26That's a bartender, you idiot!
42:28That's a Japanese Comaneci!
42:30That's a bartender Comaneci!
42:32Now, next!
42:33Free-throw!
42:34Free-throw?
42:36Die, you idiot!
42:39Free-throw!
42:40Take-san, you definitely won't do it!
42:41Now, next!
42:43Is this a real Comaneci?
42:45What is this?
42:46What is this?
42:47Why do we have to do a rabbit jump?
42:49It doesn't look like it!
42:51Oh, I think this is a dog!
42:56To be honest, I couldn't hear anything!
42:59I don't know what's going on!
43:01I don't know what's going on!
43:02It's a big disadvantage!
43:04Now, next!
43:06What is this?
43:07It's a surfer!
43:12Now, next!
43:13Tougun's designated owner jump challenge!
43:16Ready, start!
43:23Wait a minute!
43:24Just once?
43:25Just once!
43:31It's either a dog or a city!
43:33But there's a chance that the rope might have stopped!
43:36No, no, no!
43:37It's either a dog or a city!
43:39Why am I the only one who thinks it's a city?
43:41It's a rabbit!
43:42It's a rabbit!
43:43Just once!
43:44It's over!
43:45Just once!
43:46Just one more chance!
43:47No, it's over!
43:48If I don't do this properly,
43:49I'll be a bad person to the person who gave me the present!
43:51What are you talking about?
43:52What are you talking about?
43:54The person who bought it in the game
43:55gave it to me properly!
43:58Hey, you!
43:59How many times did you jump?
44:00If you do this, it's a zero!
44:02Did you drop something?
44:04It's an important item for a bartender!
44:05Are you drawing?
44:06Are you drawing?
44:07You look like you're drawing, you idiot!
44:08What are you drawing?
44:10You look like you're drawing!
44:11You have a face like this!
44:13You have a face like this!
44:16Hey, look!
44:17Look at each person!
44:18You have a face like this!
44:20Look at the adults!
44:24Is there powder in it?
44:25Get your head out of the way, you idiot!
44:26Is there powder in it?
44:28Is there powder in it?
44:29Is there powder in it?
44:30Did you sleep next to this?
44:31You idiot!
44:32Look at each person!
44:33Look at each person!
44:35You look like you're drawing!
44:36Did you sleep next to this?
44:39It's already a one chance!
44:40One more time?
44:41One more time?
44:42One more time?
44:44I'll do my best!
44:45Ready, set, go!
44:54Now, now,
44:55it's completely a dog or a city!
44:57It's completely a dog or a city!
44:58It's completely a dog or a city!
44:59I lost!
45:00I lost!
45:01I can't do this anymore!
45:02And so,
45:03Seizun wins!
45:10This is a game,
45:12so after this,
45:13you'll get a chance to win
45:15a chance to win
45:16a chance to win a prize.
45:17a chance to win
45:18a chance to win
45:19a chance to win
45:29Seizun wins!
45:37Seizun wins!
45:42The first match,
45:44Tougun Evers,
45:4794 points.
45:50Seizun Fusuya,
45:52108 points.
45:54Seizun wins!
45:58You got it!
46:00You're the one biting me!
46:02Stop it, stop it!
46:03You're the one biting me!
46:04You're the one biting me!
46:05You're the one biting me, stop it!
46:06Stop it already!
46:07Stop it!
46:09Stop it!
46:11Stop it, stop it!
46:14There's no mercy!
46:15There's no mercy!
46:20And no one else noticed,
46:22but everyone in town was touching the rabbit.
46:24but everyone in town was touching the rabbit.
46:25No, that's not fair!
46:27That's a good one.
46:29That's a good one.
46:31That's a good one.
46:33I can do it next time.
46:35Yoneda 2,000 points.
46:37123 points.
46:39That's high.
46:41That's high.
46:43Harukaze Mitsugu.
46:4575 points.
46:47Yoneda wins the event.
46:49Yoneda wins the event.
46:53Do you guys like that kind of joke?
46:55Do you guys like that kind of joke?
46:57Hey, don't say weird jokes.
46:59Hey, don't say weird jokes.
47:01We were not just talking about jokes.
47:03We were talking about the size of the teeth.
47:05We were talking about the size of the teeth.
47:07Oh, really?
47:09The size of the teeth is the opposite.
47:11The size of the teeth is the opposite.
47:13You're swapping your teeth.
47:15And the third match.
47:17And the third match.
47:19Tougun.
47:21Naitingale dance.
47:23112 points.
47:25112 points.
47:27Seigun.
47:29Kabe Poster.
47:31115 points.
47:33115 points.
47:35115 points.
47:37Seigun wins the event.
47:39Seigun wins the event.
47:41Seigun wins the event.
47:43Seigun wins the event.
47:45What are you doing?
47:47What are you doing?
47:49Don't do that.
47:51Don't do like this.
47:55Don't do like this.
47:57He is 38kg.
47:59She is 38kg.
48:01She is 38kg.
48:03Don't do like this.
48:05There is a big difference between them from the office.
48:07The winner is
48:09100,000 yen from Misokatsu Yabaton.
48:11The winner is
48:13100,000 yen from Misokatsu Yabaton.
48:15Also,
48:17there is a premium brand
48:19The premium brand Grand Mercure, which is a premium hotel in Japan.
48:23You can stay at all-inclusive, including meals and lounges.
48:28This time, Grand Mercure Hamamako Resort & Spa
48:32We will give you the right to stay in a pair.
48:34That's great.
48:36It's really good.
48:38Who is the MVP?
48:40The winner is...
48:46Nagami-kun!
48:48Wow!
48:50Congratulations!
48:52I'm so happy to have you here.
48:54I'm glad you came.
48:56I'll leave you here.
49:00Let's go back to the hotel.
49:02I'm sorry. I made a mistake.
49:04When did you make a mistake?
49:06Good bye!