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Malaika Ka Chahpa Saleem Albela ko Gosht ki Dukan Par Pakar Liya
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00:00Welcome back, viewers.
00:03Mr. Arun, you're wearing Terminator 2's boots today.
00:08Irza, you're the co-host.
00:09Mr. Arun, you're wearing Terminator 2's boots today.
00:13These are not boots.
00:14These are sneakers.
00:16Okay, you're wearing a jumper.
00:18If you don't have sneakers, ask Mr. Khune.
00:22She's wearing leather boots.
00:23I'll ask her to call me Yaram.
00:27I think before they all go crazy in front of the audience...
00:30Yes, come in.
00:31Greetings.
00:32Greetings, brother.
00:33My name is Usman Aslam from Gujarat.
00:36Greetings, Usman Aslam.
00:38Sir, I want to recite a couplet.
00:39Okay, what do you do?
00:40Sir, I'm studying.
00:41What are you studying?
00:42Pharmacy.
00:43Very good.
00:45I request all the Pakistanis who visit you
00:49at your medical store or wherever you go
00:52to sell medicines,
00:54you must make people aware
00:57that you can get this salt at a very low price
01:00in this medicine as well.
01:02First, you'll make the world,
01:03and at the same time, you'll make your hereafter as well.
01:05Yes, God willing, sir.
01:06God willing.
01:07Mr. Arun, do you know that no one is more educated than a pharmacist?
01:11How is that?
01:12He reads the handwriting of such bad doctors.
01:16I saw a clip in which the name of the medicine was clearly written.
01:20So, he goes to the medical store and says,
01:22I don't know what he has written.
01:24So, he did this.
01:25He says, oh, so this is the medicine.
01:28Yes, sir.
01:29You're reciting a couplet.
01:31Yes, sir.
01:31It's a couplet by Iqbal.
01:32Yes, sir.
01:33Sir, recite it.
01:34Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies of clay?
01:38Just a minute.
01:39Beautiful?
01:40Which Iqbal?
01:40Which Iqbal?
01:42This is not Javed Iqbal.
01:43This is not Javed Iqbal.
01:45This is Gopal.
01:47Have you ever thought about it, young Muslim?
01:50What a fool you are, who has a broken star.
01:53You have been brought up by that nation in the cradle of love.
01:57You were crushed by the one who had a crown of thorns on his feet.
02:00So, this is that couplet.
02:01When did he write that love is human?
02:03That Iqbal, who has a crown of thorns on his feet.
02:06You haven't recited the entire couplet yet.
02:08Okay. Yes, I'm reciting it.
02:10Where do you get loyalty from these beautiful ladies of clay, Iqbal?
02:14These people don't even remember God without any reason.
02:17Oh, God! This is not Allama Iqbal.
02:20This is the quality of Allama Iqbal.
02:21As soon as his couplet starts,
02:23you don't even realise that it's his couplet from the first three words.
02:26Look at the sky, the earth, the sky, the sky.
02:29Look at the sun rising from the east.
02:31Usman, let me tell you something interesting.
02:33There is a couplet that is recited a lot.
02:35Don't be afraid of the enemy, O' Qaab.
02:39You can walk high.
02:40This is also Iqbal's.
02:41Just wait and watch.
02:43Even I will show my face to Iqbal after I die.
02:46Okay. Well done. Very good.
02:50Next. Next. Next.
02:51My name is Mohammad Iqbal Sani.
02:53Then it was your couplet.
02:56I have a Punjabi stanza.
02:58I just want to dedicate it to you and your team.
03:01Sir, please give it to him.
03:02Give it to him. Give it to him.
03:03The sun of the world sets without you.
03:14Wow.
03:16Even we get new colors without you.
03:24The sun of the world sets without you.
03:36Wow.
03:37Even we get new colors without you.
03:45The world will cry after hearing it.
03:56Wow.
03:57The world will cry after hearing it.
04:00But I have chosen you.
04:04Wow.
04:05We don't want anything else.
04:10You are our world.
04:13Wow.
04:14Wow.
04:15Wow.
04:16We don't want anything else.
04:20You are our world.
04:25Thank you, sir.
04:25Sir, very good.
04:26Very good.
04:27Sir, what do you do?
04:29Sir, I am a teacher.
04:32Teacher. Wow.
04:35When we were preparing ourselves to come over here
04:38we had planned to sing this for sir.
04:42And especially, we have to raise our hands and point at him.
04:45Wow.
04:46Because there is a lot of frustration in our homes, offices and groups.
04:51But believe me, when you watch it on TV, everything ends.
04:54Wow.
04:55Sir, I am really honoured.
04:57Really honoured, sir.
04:58Then we also planned to say something for you.
05:01Sir, really honoured.
05:02Really honoured, sir.
05:03Believe me, thank you very much.
05:05You are the people because of whom we are standing here today.
05:08Thank you very much, sir.
05:09Yes, sir.
05:09Greetings, sir.
05:10Greetings.
05:11Do you know how to step?
05:16I think there are two things
05:18that a teacher of mine saved my life from.
05:21I also had long hair once.
05:23That was in the olden days when you were not even born.
05:26So, he told me that there are two things
05:29that if a person gets stuck in them,
05:31a very big part of the brain remains stuck in the same thing for 24 hours.
05:34Number one, if you start bodybuilding
05:38that you don't want to be healthy,
05:40but you want to build your entire body,
05:41then for 24 hours,
05:43even if you go to a wedding,
05:44sit in the classroom,
05:46sit at home,
05:47you keep checking yourself all the time.
05:50The brain is stuck there.
05:51Yes.
05:52And if you have long hair,
05:54then even if you go for 24 hours,
05:56you note where your hair is falling.
05:59How long it is.
05:59This is only about boys.
06:01So, is it that the brain is stuck in the hair?
06:03Yes, sir.
06:03It is stuck, right?
06:04You are always thinking about how you are looking from here.
06:06I will disagree with him because
06:09all the history books that I have read,
06:12whenever there is a mention of a warrior or a man,
06:17it was written with his personality
06:20that he had long hair and long tresses.
06:23Okay, what is the reason for that?
06:24It was not for fashion.
06:27It was the norm at that time.
06:28Okay.
06:29So, it was not in his mind all the time
06:31that his hair is longer than others.
06:33If a man keeps his hair long for a wedding,
06:34then his wife can say at any time,
06:36that it is you. I thought it was my daughter.
06:39Has it ever happened that someone came from behind
06:41and said, excuse me,
06:42madam, aunt, sister-in-law, something like that?
06:44Yes, sir. Many times.
06:47We were watching a video of Goga Vihar.
06:50When this scene came, they said,
06:51cut it from here.
06:54Okay, in the first wedding movies,
06:56there were 16 faces.
06:58Of the bride and groom.
06:59And the face is coming out of the rose again and again.
07:01Yes.
07:02He says, it's coming out of the stove.
07:03She says, it's coming out of the rain.
07:06Goga says, it's coming out of a new rose.
07:10Okay, in Goga's wedding movie,
07:12which song was playing?
07:13Someone is a stranger.
07:17Sir, you have given a good reward, my love.
07:21The song in this movie was played.
07:22Which was the first one?
07:23Which one?
07:24Spring, fire, rain.
07:28And the song that was playing at the time of his departure was..
07:30Look there, someone has set fire to the house.
07:34It's your fault. You shouldn't have let him take a bath.
07:41Ladies and gentlemen, this was today's show.
07:42We will meet you in the next show.
07:44Take good care of yourselves.
07:45Goodbye.