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00:00Hoshi yaariya, hoshi yaariya.
00:03Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen.
00:04Now our segment is stand-up comedy.
00:06And for comedy, we have two great actors.
00:10Arzu, Fatima and Marhum.
00:13Marhum, come here.
00:15Sir.
00:16Carry on, Kata.
00:17Wow.
00:18Sir, you have such a joke with him?
00:22Okay, Mr. Haroon.
00:23Something happened.
00:24What happened?
00:25That Malaika got newly married.
00:27Okay.
00:27She just got newly married.
00:29So Malaika's auntie called her.
00:31Yes.
00:31And she called her and said,
00:33how are you, son?
00:34Malaika said, I am fine.
00:35What is happening?
00:35Nothing is happening, auntie.
00:36What did you cook today, son?
00:38Black lentil.
00:39Okay, how is your husband?
00:41Malaika said,
00:43he is fine, but there are some fights going on.
00:45And then auntie said,
00:47fights are a part of this marriage institution.
00:50There are always fights in a marriage.
00:51Of course.
00:52So Malaika said,
00:53all that is fine, but what do I do about the dead body?
00:59Okay, then one day something happened.
01:01Mr. Haroon was coming back from school.
01:04Okay.
01:04He was walking like this.
01:07He saw the hospital and went to the hospital.
01:09He went to the doctor.
01:10He said to the doctor,
01:12do you have any painkillers?
01:14The doctor said,
01:15I have painkillers, but where is the pain?
01:18Mr. Haroon said,
01:19it won't happen now, it will happen later.
01:21The doctor said, what do you mean?
01:23He said, the result is in dad's hands, it will happen soon.
01:25Oh!
01:26Oh!
01:28By the grace of God, have you seen Mr. Haroon going to school?
01:31Yes.
01:33I was very young at that time, Mr. Agha.
01:35And the deceased went to his father.
01:37Okay.
01:37And he said to his father,
01:38father, do you know?
01:40A lawyer's son has got a sprain.
01:42Yes.
01:43A doctor's son has got two sprains.
01:45Yes.
01:46Haroon's father said,
01:46that is fine, but what is your result?
01:49He said, when a lawyer's and a doctor's son
01:51are getting sprains,
01:51then you are again a shopkeeper.
01:53Oh!
01:54Oh!
01:56Mr. Majid went to his grandson and said,
01:58you took two days off.
01:59Your teacher is very tired.
02:01Go and hide somewhere.
02:03The grandson said,
02:04grandpa, you don't have to hide
02:06because I took two days off on the basis of your death.
02:08Oh!
02:13When will you get a sprain, Mr. Lateef?
02:16Do you know, a jingle has gone viral recently?
02:19Which one?
02:20Tomatoes are very tasty.
02:22Tomatoes are very tasty.
02:24Sing it together.
02:25Okay.
02:26Okay, so this happened.
02:28When this jingle was being made,
02:29there was a lot of hard work behind it.
02:32Oh!
02:33His producers took him to many singers
02:36and asked them to compose a song for him.
02:38They said, this song is facing a lot of problems.
02:40Okay.
02:41First of all, they went to Abraharul Haq.
02:43Okay.
02:43They said, sir, please,
02:44will you compose this song for us and sing it for us?
02:47Yes.
02:47Abraharul Haq said, no problem.
02:48I will do it.
02:50He said, yes, sir, you tell me.
02:51So he said,
02:52No, sir, you sing a little for me.
02:55I am a Multani, don't take my life.
02:58Oh, tomatoes are very tasty.
03:00Wow!
03:02Very good.
03:04He said, sir, no, no, I am not enjoying it.
03:06Sorry, sir, I am sorry.
03:07We will ask someone else.
03:09Okay.
03:09They went to Hadeeka Kiani.
03:11Okay.
03:12Hadeeka Kiani said, no problem.
03:14I will do it.
03:14He said, okay, you sing it.
03:16So she said,
03:17I will not play with tomatoes.
03:23Wow!
03:24I will not play with tomatoes.
03:32I will enjoy it a lot.
03:37Wow!
03:39Very good.
03:40Hadeeka Kiani needs to tell that
03:44instead of tomatoes, curd can also be used on it.
03:48He said, I don't understand anything.
03:50Let's go to an Indian singer.
03:52Okay.
03:52He went to Kailash Kher.
03:54Wow!
03:55He said, I have been listening to it since childhood.
03:58I wanted to compose it.
04:01He said, I will sing it.
04:02He said, sir, you tell me.
04:03He said,
04:04I don't want cucumber and radish.
04:08Wow!
04:10Wow!
04:11I want your tomato.
04:18Wow!
04:19Very good.
04:21Sir, what are you doing?
04:23I don't understand.
04:24Sir, we are going to Mr. Mishra Chamia.
04:26Oh, yes.
04:27My favorite.
04:27He said, okay.
04:28He was tired.
04:31Finally, he went to Kumar Sanu.
04:34Oh!
04:35He is such a big name in the industry.
04:37He will help us in some way.
04:39He will compose a song.
04:40Kumar Sanu said, no problem.
04:42I will sing it for you.
04:43Yes.
04:49Tomatoes are very tasty.
04:54Oh!
04:59Sir.
05:00We don't understand Pakistani.
05:02We don't understand Indians.
05:04Now, we are going to the biggest pop star.
05:08Who?
05:09Who?
05:10Amanat.
05:11Amanat.
05:12Oh!
05:13Wow!
05:14You have come to the right place.
05:16The price of the project is Rs. 3500.
05:18Now, it will be composed.
05:20Yes, now it will be composed.
05:22Amanat said, I don't have time.
05:25I am very smart.
05:27But if you are insisting so much,
05:29then I will sing for you.
05:30Yes.
05:31Amanat said,
05:31by putting your own food in the kitchen,
05:36you are already getting scared.
05:41What will happen to me?
05:45Just think about it.
05:51Please get me some tomatoes.
05:56Wow!
05:58Wow!
05:59Very good.
06:01Very good.
06:04Amanat will sing and eat tomatoes in this performance.
06:08Yes.
06:09Sir.
06:10So, this was Arzoo.
06:12Thank you so much for your love.
06:13Thank you very much.
06:16You have to do comedy.
06:17I don't know how to do this.
06:20This is called stand-up comedy.
06:21Because wherever I am standing,
06:23I can see that people are sitting like this.
06:25Welcome, I will make you my father.
06:28Today, I will tell you about a person.
06:32Wow!
06:33He is a close friend of mine.
06:34He is like a younger brother to me.
06:36You all know him.
06:38He is Mohammed Ali.
06:39Oh! He works with us.
06:42Yes.
06:42He is like a younger brother to me.
06:43He asks me for small things.
06:46Okay.
06:46For example, once he came to my house.
06:48He was standing there.
06:49He asked me,
06:50Mr. Manohar, did I wear these shoes?
06:54We became friends overnight.
06:55Okay.
06:55He was telling me that
06:57he calls me Ahmed Bhai.
06:58Yes.
06:58Ahmed Bhai,
06:59I have seen a lot of difficulties in life.
07:01Okay.
07:02I said, tell me something.
07:03He said, first of all,
07:04I was struggling a lot at home.
07:06Struggling at home?
07:07Yes, at home.
07:08My father used to treat me very badly.
07:10Oh!
07:10He used to insult me.
07:12He used to beat me.
07:13I said, this is very unfair.
07:14Yes, you shouldn't beat him.
07:16I asked him, what happened?
07:17He said, I will never forget that trauma.
07:20Once, he hit me on my face in front of everyone.
07:23Oh!
07:23My cousins were also there.
07:25My brothers, sisters, relatives.
07:28In front of them.
07:29And that trauma has never left my mind.
07:31I said, this is very wrong.
07:33This is very wrong.
07:34They didn't see that he was hitting me on my face,
07:36on my head, on my hands.
07:37They died.
07:38Oh! This is wrong.
07:40He said, he had tears in his eyes.
07:42He said, tell me,
07:43will a child ever forget this trauma?
07:44I said, never.
07:45Never.
07:46He became quiet.
07:47After a minute or two, I asked him,
07:48what happened?
07:50He said, Ahmed Bhai,
07:51my uncle's children are very bad.
07:53Okay.
07:54I said, so?
07:55One day, he troubled me a lot.
07:57Do you know what he said to me?
07:58He said, fatso.
07:58I said, okay, so?
07:59He said, I got angry and in front of my house,
08:02in front of the door, in the middle of the neighbourhood,
08:03I put my knee on his neck and pressed it.
08:05Oh!
08:06He became unconscious.
08:08In the meanwhile, dad came and he thought he is dead.
08:10So, he hit me on my head on such a small matter.
08:15I know, this wasn't a matter of a queen.
08:17It was a matter of a police station.
08:19It was just yesterday.
08:20I have a friend, he is a film director.
08:22We had gone to meet him.
08:23So, Ali Bhai was also with us.
08:26So, Mr. Abu Aliya was telling me that
08:27the first day I met him, he told me his story.
08:29I was sad.
08:30And I was literally crying.
08:31And I was thinking, how can this be used in a film?
08:33This is a very good film.
08:35He said, when all this happened,
08:36he told me that he is still struggling.
08:38I have no work.
08:39The situation at home is very bad.
08:41You are a man, Shakir.
08:43When we started going, he said,
08:43Ali Bhai, while going, let's take a picture.
08:45I said, yes, of course.
08:46He said, take out 15 Pro Max from your pocket.
08:48Yes.
08:50He is wearing a Rado on this hand.
08:52Now, Abu Aliya is a passionate man.
08:55He had Rs. 70,000 in his account
08:56and he had gone to make a film.
08:57Okay.
08:58He saw the picture and he was surprised.
09:00He said, okay, Allah Hafiz.
09:01He said, there is a black granny in front of him
09:03who is sitting in the driving seat.
09:05And he left.
09:06And he told me, what a great man he is.
09:12So, the thing is that
09:13I also have a plan to become Mohd. Ali in my life.
09:16Okay.
09:17Because I have decided to become Mohd. Ali Motu Bhai.
09:19This is a deal of profit. There is no loss in it.
09:21Okay.
09:22Thank you so much.
09:28It's time to say goodbye.
09:29There is a small break.
09:30Don't go anywhere.
09:31We will meet after the break.