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00:00I'm really sorry, but I'll only show you the chosen one.
00:04Wake up my partner who no one knows yet.
00:07Today is a scientific reaction.
00:08I want to see if it's a lie or truth with my own eyes.
00:10Whether you believe it or not, it's up to you.
00:12Even if you know the back of my face, don't hate me.
00:14Wait, this is Mizusa's recipe.
00:19Gaoza, I'm Shinji Mizusa.
00:21Gaoza, I'm Mako Kondo.
00:23Gaoza means good morning, right?
00:25That's right, good morning.
00:26It's still 6 o'clock in the morning.
00:29What are you doing so early in the morning?
00:31I'm going to do my best from this morning.
00:35Are you okay?
00:36I'm sleepy.
00:37Mizusa, please introduce the guests.
00:40These are the guests this time as well.
00:45I'm Oda Ueda.
00:47I'm Ouyang Fifi.
00:50Love is over.
00:54I'm Oda Ueda.
00:57This week's guest is Oda Ueda as well.
01:01They are a super-powerful duo who have won the W championship.
01:07I can't speak because it's morning.
01:11Ouyang and Fifi.
01:12Fifi is gone.
01:13Ouyang and Fifi.
01:14Ouyang and Fifi.
01:15I forgot because it was so hot.
01:16You didn't forget, did you?
01:17I thought you would definitely forget.
01:19This week's episode is about Taiwan.
01:21It's a direct flight from Matsuyama Airport.
01:23It takes about three hours to get to Taiwan.
01:26It's the second day in Taiwan.
01:28It's time to wake up.
01:29It's time to wake up.
01:30It's hard to wake up at 6 o'clock.
01:32There are a lot of cars.
01:34There are 13 people sleeping in the car.
01:36The car is strong.
01:38It's strong.
01:39Please wake up.
01:41How was the hotel last night?
01:43It was the best.
01:45It was very beautiful.
01:47It should be.
01:49The hotel was opened in October last year.
01:52It has a luxurious space and hospitable service.
01:56It's Grand High Life Hotel Taipei.
02:00It's a comfortable and spacious hotel.
02:07There was a welcome fruit.
02:10Did you eat it?
02:11I didn't eat it.
02:12I thought I'd eat it today.
02:14I touched it a little.
02:16I touched the kiwi.
02:18I turned the kiwi into a sword.
02:21I put a knife and fork in it.
02:24The person who came to clean the room thought I was turning the kiwi into a sword.
02:30Please tell us today's recipe.
02:33Today's recipe is to be beautiful in Taiwan.
02:37I'm glad to hear that.
02:39Mr. Oda is interested in beauty.
02:43I'm Ueda Oda.
02:45I'm trying to be beautiful.
02:47Who said that?
02:49I didn't say that.
02:50You didn't say that.
02:51You're doing plastic surgery, right?
02:54Yes, I'm doing plastic surgery on my eyes and nose.
02:59You're doing it in two places?
03:00Yes.
03:01I don't remember what I used to do.
03:03I'm glad to hear that.
03:04Have you changed at all?
03:06I'm sure I've changed.
03:10But I'm still Oda.
03:12You didn't say you've changed.
03:14I didn't say that.
03:15You said you didn't know.
03:17What are you thinking about next?
03:19Next, I want to make my teeth white.
03:23Your teeth are so yellow.
03:25It's okay now.
03:27It's normal.
03:28I want to make my teeth white.
03:31Your teeth are black, so they look white.
03:33Your teeth don't look that different.
03:35Today, we have a powerful assistant.
03:39Assistant?
03:40Ms. Ikko?
03:41She looks like an assistant.
03:43She looks like an assistant at a beauty salon.
03:45Ms. Ikko?
03:46No, no, no.
03:48She's an assistant in Taiwan.
03:50She's an assistant in Taiwan.
03:51She's an assistant in Taiwan.
03:52Let's go to the place where they are.
03:54Okay.
03:58We came to a park to learn how to be beautiful in Taiwan.
04:02It's amazing.
04:03What kind of park is it?
04:05It's a park for men.
04:08I couldn't hear her well.
04:10I'm sorry.
04:12It was a womb park.
04:14It's a park for men.
04:19Now, we're going to start.
04:21Let's go.
04:22We have a powerful assistant today.
04:26It's a member of a comedian club called Mandai Bon Bon.
04:31I'm a member of Mandai Bon Bon.
04:32I'm the leader of the group.
04:35Hello, my name is Bogyo.
04:37My name is Luan.
04:38Nice to meet you.
04:40He is also a Chinese MC.
04:42He is a Taiwanese comedian.
04:44He is called Manzai Bonbon.
04:46I don't know what to say.
04:48You are doing great.
04:50Welcome to Taiwan.
04:54I am Manzai Bonbon.
04:55What did you say?
04:57I am Manzai Bonbon.
04:59Everyone is Manzai Bonbon.
05:01How are you doing?
05:03Thank you very much.
05:05Are you serious?
05:07I was told not to say random things.
05:09I see.
05:12He said it again.
05:15Hello, my name is Manzai Bonbon.
05:17Nice to meet you.
05:19I am Manzai Bonbon.
05:21I am Luan.
05:23Nice to meet you.
05:25How long have you been in Taiwan?
05:26It's been 10 years.
05:28That's a long time.
05:30You have been in Taiwan for 10 years.
05:32Do you speak Manzai?
05:34I speak Manzai in Chinese.
05:36It's not the same as before.
05:38I am nervous when I speak Japanese.
05:40I see.
05:42Do you usually speak Japanese?
05:44I don't know if I can speak Japanese.
05:46I will guide you today.
05:52I came to the park to learn how to become beautiful.
05:54Why did you come to the park?
05:56To become beautiful,
05:58exercise is important.
06:00There is a person who is doing Tai Chi here.
06:02Tai Chi?
06:04Tai Chi is very popular in Taiwan.
06:06Let's go and participate.
06:08Let's go.
06:24I think there are many people here.
06:26There is a person who is doing Tai Chi.
06:28By the way,
06:30have you done Tai Chi?
06:32No, I haven't.
06:34Basically,
06:36I haven't done anything.
06:38You haven't done anything.
06:40I haven't done anything.
06:42It's hard to do Tai Chi in Japan.
06:44What is this bird?
06:46It looks like a normal bird.
06:48The one in front of you is big.
06:50It's a goldfish.
06:52I'm not good at it.
06:54It's a goldfish.
06:56It's a goldfish.
06:58It's a goldfish.
07:00It's bigger than the Japanese goldfish.
07:02I'm doing Tai Chi.
07:04It's a goldfish.
07:06It's a lot of information.
07:08I'm sorry to do this.
07:10I'm sorry to do this.
07:12It's a bird.
07:14I'm going to participate today.
07:16Can you do it?
07:18Can I do it?
07:20They have been doing this for about 20 years.
07:22It's a real thing.
07:24It's been 20 years.
07:26It's been 20 years.
07:28It's been 20 years.
07:30It's a real thing.
07:32Can you three participate in Chinese?
07:34Can you three participate in Chinese?
07:36It's a tough question.
07:38It's a tough question.
07:40Is that okay?
07:42What should I say?
07:44We are...
07:46We are...
07:48We are...
07:50We are...
07:52Can you do it?
07:54Can you do it?
07:56Can you do it?
07:58Can you do it?
08:00Can you do it?
08:02Can you do it?
08:04I don't want to do it at all.
08:06Let's start with a smile.
08:08Let's start with a smile.
08:10Hello.
08:12Hello.
08:14Good morning.
08:16Good morning.
08:18Good morning.
08:20I'm sorry.
08:22I'm sorry.
08:24I'm sorry.
08:26I'm sorry.
08:28I'm sorry.
08:30I'm sorry.
08:32I'm sorry.
08:34I'm sorry.
08:36I'm sorry.
08:38I'm sorry.
08:40I'm sorry.
08:42I'm sorry.
08:44I'm sorry.
08:46I'm sorry.
08:48What are you doing?
08:50What are you doing?
08:52What are you doing?
08:54What are you doing?
08:56I'm Ryu.
08:58I'm Ryu.
09:00I'm short.
09:02You're short.
09:04You should translate it.
09:06What do you mean?
09:08You should say it.
09:10Long...
09:12Long...
09:14Long...
09:16Long
09:46Hello
10:16Miki, how many minutes do we have left?
10:18One minute
10:20I'm sorry
10:32Thank you
10:34Your body is so warm
10:36Who did a good job?
10:38Teacher, who did a good job?
10:42Me
10:44Ah
10:46I'm the best
10:48Of course
10:50Of course
10:52You sweat a lot
10:54It's weird
10:56I'm sorry
10:58I'm sorry
11:00I don't understand
11:02I don't understand
11:04You only have 5 minutes
11:06If I had 5 minutes, it would be dark
11:08I have 2 minutes
11:10I have 2 minutes
11:12I'm sorry
11:14I understand
11:16You only have 5 minutes
11:18You have 5 minutes
11:20I'm sorry
11:22I don't want to see you
11:24You only have 5 minutes
11:26We usually do this for 2 hours
11:28What?
11:302 hours?
11:32It's totally different
11:342 hours is amazing
11:36When you move like this
11:38You use your muscles
11:40You used your muscles
11:42You experienced Taikyokken
11:44You only have 5 minutes
11:46You only have 5 minutes
11:48You want to move your body
11:50I think I'm good
11:52What?
11:54Don't put pressure on your body
11:56I told you
11:58You were doing this for a long time
12:00Look at her
12:02She is so serious
12:04She is serious
12:06She is serious
12:08She is so serious
12:10She is so serious
12:12She is so serious
12:14There is a health equipment over there
12:16There is a health equipment over there
12:18Please move your body
12:20Please move your body
12:22I don't understand
12:24I don't understand
12:26What is this?
12:28It's a waist
12:30You can do this with 3 people
12:32You can do this with 3 people
12:34Like this
12:36So fast
12:38You can do this
12:42Maybe it's not here
12:44Maybe it's not here
12:50Maybe it's here
12:52Maybe it's here
12:54It's like a ghost in New York
12:56It's like a ghost in New York
13:00If I could do it
13:02If I could do it
13:04These are the feet of the old days!
13:06These are the feet of the old days!
13:08These are the feet of the ghost of New York!
13:13Look!
13:14These are the feet of the old days of New York!
13:22This is difficult.
13:23Let's ask.
13:25Hello.
13:26Hello.
13:29Hello.
13:30How do you use this equipment?
13:32I'm going to do this and this.
13:37Beautiful!
13:43I'm sorry.
13:47How do you feel?
13:49I feel great.
13:52I feel great.
13:53You're losing weight.
13:55I feel great.
13:57That's great.
13:58I feel great.
14:00How do you feel?
14:01I feel great.
14:07They were able to sell.
14:13They made it 3 times.
14:14That's great.
14:15Is it okay?
14:164 times?
14:17Iboiba isn't used at all.
14:19That's very good.
14:20Iboiba isn't used at all.
14:22That's great.
14:25Mizuta, you're amazing too.
14:28Let's see which one of us can do it better.
14:32Obviously, the elderly are cheating.
14:41That was a good one.
14:43How old are you?
14:46I'm 90 years old.
14:4890 years old?
14:5190? That's amazing.
14:53You're so young.
14:54You're so young.
14:55That's amazing.
14:57I want to know if you exercise here every morning.
15:00Do you come here every morning to exercise?
15:05We don't have any rain right now.
15:08If it doesn't rain, we'll come here.
15:11That's amazing.
15:13I'll give it a try.
15:14Since you're here, I'll give it a try.
15:16Here I go.
15:21What's that?
15:22What's that?
15:23It's a human.
15:25It's a human, and it's a living being.
15:27It's a mother?
15:28It's a mother?
15:29Look at that mother.
15:32She was a dream. She's gone.
15:34She's gone.
15:37This is a manzai woman.
15:39That's amazing.
15:41Look at that.
15:42That's amazing.
15:43She's a manzai woman.
15:44That's amazing.
15:45She's a manzai woman.
15:46Yomojiro
15:48A manzai woman from Taiwan
15:50came to meet everyone.
15:54Eh?
15:56It's so cute.
15:58It's written in Japanese.
16:00Can I sit here?
16:02We are at the end of the restaurant.
16:04It's nice.
16:06What do you think?
16:08It's like a dance.
16:10That's right.
16:12Hello.
16:14We are Oda and Ueda.
16:16We are MIURA BIRD.
16:18What's that?
16:20What's that?
16:22It's the same.
16:24It's the same.
16:26It's the same.
16:28What's that?
16:30It's a ham.
16:32Ham?
16:34It's a hamster.
16:36It's cute.
16:38It's similar to a hamtaro.
16:40It's similar.
16:42There is a hamtaro in Taiwan.
16:44There is a hamtaro in Japan.
16:46Ham, how is it?
16:48It's delicious.
16:50It's delicious.
16:52It's delicious.
16:54It's okay.
16:56It's okay.
16:58It's simple.
17:00It's simple.
17:02It's almost a operation.
17:04It's almost an operation.
17:06It's amazing.
17:08I'm a big fan of you.
17:10Have you ever seen a manzai about Taiwan?
17:12Of course.
17:14It's like a god.
17:16It's a top-class manzai.
17:18It's a top-class manzai.
17:20That's right.
17:22I've been doing it for a while.
17:24You've been doing it for a while.
17:26I've been doing it for a while.
17:28It's amazing.
17:30There are a lot of Japanese people.
17:32It's good.
17:34I want to go on a go-karting.
17:36That's right.
17:38I want to go on a go-karting.
17:40I'm impressed.
17:42I'm impressed.
17:44Can I go on a go-karting?
17:46You can do it.
17:48You can do it.
17:50Can I go on a go-karting?
17:54Please register the application.
17:56Please register the application.
17:58Please register the application.
18:00OK.
18:02OK.
18:04A beautiful recipe in Taiwan.
18:06We've come to the last place.
18:08What do you call this?
18:10This is called po chuen.
18:12This is called po chuen.
18:14I want you to do a foot massage.
18:16A foot massage!
18:18That's good.
18:20I like a pleasant one.
18:22Are you ready?
18:24Does it hurt?
18:26I'm scared.
18:30Let's go eat sweets.
18:32How long are you going to do that painful thing?
18:34It's not painful.
18:36I want you to do a pleasant one.
18:38I see.
18:40It doesn't hurt, does it?
18:44It's starting.
18:46Is it already starting?
18:48It's starting.
18:50It's starting.
18:52It's starting.
18:54Ouch!
18:56I was surprised.
18:58I feel good.
19:00I feel good, too.
19:04It hurts!
19:06It hurts!
19:08It hurts!
19:10It hurts!
19:12It hurts!
19:16We have a small business.
19:18That's right.
19:20Ouch!
19:28Where is it?
19:30Heart.
19:32Heart!
19:34Heart!
19:36Heart!
19:38Heart!
19:40Yes, that's it.
19:44How do you feel?
19:46It doesn't hurt that much.
19:47But the reason why it's short is...
19:49It's too short.
19:50It's too short.
19:51Maybe it's because it's too short.
19:56Can you do it harder?
19:58Why are you asking me to do it now?
20:00Why are you asking me to do it now?
20:03Why?
20:04Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:08It hurts so much.
20:10I'm sorry.
20:12I'm sorry.
20:15Where is this?
20:17It's the heart.
20:21There's something wrong with my heart.
20:27Everyone, we're in the middle of a massage.
20:29Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:31Can you do it?
20:34Can you do 5, 7, 5?
20:36Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:38You can do it!
20:40Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:42Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:44Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:46Let's do 5, 7, 5.
20:49Everyone...
21:02This is a speed show.
21:07This is where you write 5, 7, 5.
21:11It hurts.
21:19It hurts so much.
21:21It hurts so much.
21:27That's right.
21:28I understand.
21:34It hurts so much.
21:40Today's Igg is a gift for one person.
21:45For more information, check out the official X program.
21:49Zako, Zako, Zako, Jirei, Zako, Jirei, Zako, Zako, Zako, Zako.
21:51Wow!
21:57It's delicious!