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00:00George, George, George of the Jungle, strong as he can be
00:06Watch out for the tree
00:09George, George, George of the Jungle, he'll kill with his teeth
00:14Watch out for the tree
00:16When he gets in his grave, he makes his escape with the help of his friend
00:19And then he makes it away to the trap
00:21And his elephant, chap Magnolia and Ursula stand still
00:25George, George, George of the Jungle, friend to you and me
00:30George, George, George of the Jungle, friend to you and me
01:00Un homme protège tous les animaux.
01:02Un homme porte un couteau de poisson
01:04parce que ses pantalons sont durs.
01:06Il comble ses cheveux avec un couteau de poisson.
01:08Et il n'a pas d'entrée.
01:12Cet homme est un roi.
01:14Cet homme est...
01:16George ! George de la jungle !
01:18Oh, très bien, très bien. C'était ma ligne.
01:20C'est l'heure d'être prudente.
01:24C'est l'heure d'être prudente.
01:26Très bien.
01:51Mais être le roi de la jungle
01:53signifie qu'il n'y a pas de temps
01:55pour trois repas à la fois par jour.
01:57Alors, qu'est-ce qu'un homme
01:59avec une peau de léopard peut faire ?
02:01Hey ! Qu'est-ce que tu appelles, George ?
02:03Heureusement pour Mr Sensitive,
02:05il y a des fruits sur chaque arbre.
02:08Des graines nutritrices sur chaque feuille.
02:14Et peu importe ce que c'est.
02:16Est-ce que c'est moi ?
02:19Est-ce que c'est la mayonnaise ?
02:21Wow !
02:22Oh, la nourriture !
02:23Attends, George, arrête !
02:25Ça aurait pu y être pour moi !
02:34Oh, cette mayonnaise prussienne est un peu étrange.
02:37Comme le Kaiser, hein ?
02:38Devilish job, Sizzle !
02:40Arrête d'être si espagnol
02:42et donne-le à Heave Hell !
02:48C'est comme un français !
02:53Tu vois ?
02:54Tu vois ?
02:59Pas seulement ça ne sent pas si bien,
03:01mais ça garde une surprise
03:03pour notre roi de la jungle.
03:16Bien joué, George !
03:17Maintenant, il y a 7 rhinocéros
03:19sur l'arbre de la jungle.
03:21Oh !
03:22C'est bon !
03:23Mange de la nourriture d'abord !
03:26Mange de l'oukouk !
03:30George, nous vivons dans une boîte de salade.
03:32Je ne sais pas pourquoi tu mangerais
03:34un burrito de poisson double
03:35avec de la sauce au fromage.
03:36George, arrête !
03:38Ce n'était pas moi !
03:40Mange de l'oukouk !
03:44Mange de l'oukouk !
03:48Mange de l'oukouk !
03:49Mange de l'oukouk !
03:50Mange de l'oukouk !
03:51Mange de l'oukouk !
03:53Hum hum !
03:57Belly, comment as-tu pu ?
03:59Artoon !
04:00Tu es comme un zeppelin
04:01et tu as tellement de poisson !
04:02Tu es un burrito !
04:04Hey !
04:05Sors et dis ça à la tête !
04:09George, je ne pense pas
04:11que c'est ton ventre qui parle.
04:13Oh, le jeu va être dur maintenant !
04:15George, non !
04:16Hey !
04:17Ce sont mes larmes !
04:19Ow !
04:21Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow !
04:24Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow !
04:26Ben, ça a l'air normal pour moi.
04:29Oh.
04:30OK.
04:32George, tu as un bazar de parasites.
04:34C'est un cheveux têtu là-bas.
04:36Non, c'est pas vrai, mon nom est Chibi !
04:42George want worm gone! Now!
04:46Sorry, nope, no can do.
04:49But I, king, I order you!
04:51As king of the jungle? Ha ha ha! Yes, I laugh! Ha ha ha ha ha!
04:59George, as king you swore an oath to protect all jungle creatures, even parasites.
05:05But Slippy not real animal. He not even have legs.
05:09Oh, no offense Bernard.
05:13Legs or no legs, Slippy still an animal.
05:16George not leave until doctor fix worm.
05:20Suits me. I've been wanted to talk to you about your unpaid bill.
05:32George ignore Slippy. He not worth jungle king's time.
05:36King has important animals to save, like lion, elephant and pink horsies with horn in middle of hair.
05:42George, we've been through this. Unicorns are imaginary.
05:47They told me you say that.
05:51Yes, yes we did.
05:55Help!
05:58George save you!
05:59It's a huge mess! Maybe if I move that over there.
06:04Don't touch me! I'm cool! I swear!
06:12False alarm! I'm good!
06:15What is problem?
06:23Slippy!
06:34Oh!
06:37Not cool man! We got passes!
06:44Stop working for me!
06:48Slippy! Stop! Magnolia!
06:52George, do this!
06:55This is what I wanted you to see.
06:57Jump! Worm!
06:58You ruined George's life! Worst animal ever!
07:02I don't give a damn!
07:04You smell worm on me inside!
07:07You called in the right scientist.
07:09I moderate three internet forums on parasites.
07:12So I'll have that fry's specimen out in a jiffy.
07:16Science!
07:20See? We offer the worm a better place to live.
07:23And Slipflopflork, he's somebody else's problem.
07:279! Too round!
07:309! Too springy!
07:339! Too 80's!
07:359! Too...
07:40Life is tough inside a snake.
07:43It's a snakey place full of snake.
07:45With snake at every turn.
07:47George, George, George and a big snake lost as he can be.
07:51George, George, George and a big snake lost as he can be.
07:56Watch out for that spring.
07:58George, George, George and a big snake's wet and something big.
08:04It really kinda stinks.
08:06When he made no stink, he was eaten by a snake.
08:08Along with his foes, there's no worse stuff.
08:10And away he'll swing like a thunderous thing.
08:12And the innocent isn't a string.
08:15George, George, George and a big snake.
08:17Why don't they send me?
08:20George, we found a whole mango tree growing near the lungs.
08:24I don't know how it grew without sunshine or dirt or water.
08:27But hey, don't look a snake fruit in a snake mouth, right?
08:30You found a way out yet?
08:31George, you're not finding anything?
08:33Nope, not George.
08:39There's no other way.
08:41Activating this shedding skin.
08:44Parsis with horn in middle of head.
08:469!
08:47Now, George, I thought you had an understanding.
08:52It's really not real. It's really not real. It's really not real.
08:56Guess what?
08:58I can't cover anymore.
09:05So, George, there's always an afterbite.
09:17It's not so fun when you is the parasite, oh!
09:22It's your fault, George, in here!
09:31It's not so fun when you is the parasite, oh!
09:35George, what say thou?
09:40George never realized how hard it'd be to live inside animal.
09:44Slippy living inside jungle, just like animal slipping outside jungle.
09:49Yeah, yeah, okay, that is nice thought, but not the lesson.
09:53Again!
09:55Ouch!
09:56Slippy real animal.
09:58Keep going.
10:00Even if Slippy all wet and not have legs.
10:03Okay, close enough.
10:05George, sorry for treating Slippy no good.
10:07That's okay. Now we can leave.
10:10Wait. You know way out of snake.
10:15That's handy and completely incomprehensible.
10:18All animals have thus emergency exit.
10:21We need a scientist first.
10:28Something that doesn't smell like snake.
10:34Slippy want back in, George?
10:36George be proud to have Slippy in stomach.
10:39Now, my work is complete.
10:41George is now better jungle kaiser.
10:54George missed you, Slippy.
10:57No need. I make exit all your mouth last night.
11:00Good luck!
11:09Being king of the jungle isn't easy.
11:11There's peril at every turn.
11:13Animals that need help.
11:15Other animals that don't.
11:17I see...
11:19The crocodile?
11:21No, George. The sloth.
11:23The baby sloth.
11:24Why would a crocodile need saving from a one-year-old sloth?
11:28Baby sloth?
11:29Look me.
11:30It doesn't look...
11:32Just swing in there and save the sloth.
11:35Green sloth.
11:37Sloth, sloth, sloth.
11:39It's not green.
11:40But it's yellow.
11:41It's the brown one.
11:47George said sloth.
11:53Both the grease monkey clan and the stink bat arena
11:56think many should leave in this game.
11:59As jungle king, your decision will prevent a terrible war.
12:04What?
12:14George feels much better.
12:16But he's kind of messy.
12:19Ready now?
12:20Now where are they going to live?
12:24George loves having house guests.
12:28Oh!
12:29Oh!
12:32Meanwhile, in Dr. Chicago's evil science lab...
12:35Imagine a creature so mean,
12:38so filled with hatred,
12:40so vicious,
12:41that you'd wet your pants even thinking about it.
12:45Yay!
12:46Oh!
12:47Yay!
12:48You're probably thinking,
12:49what is that?
12:51That, my friends, is Cuspid,
12:53Dr. Chicago's toothy science assistant.
12:55The doctor created Cuspid to help out with his evil plans.
12:58But sometimes things don't work out how you imagine.
13:02Behold!
13:05What?
13:06Puppies?
13:07Kittens.
13:08Oh, they're not scary or mean.
13:11They're fuzzy and have big noses.
13:13I said imagine it.
13:16I haven't even hit them with my new monsterizer.
13:19Ahem.
13:22George, destroy the doctor's machine.
13:25Ha! Ha! Ha!
13:26This make kitties into monsters?
13:28Ha! George would defeat it.
13:30Ah!
13:31Ah!
13:32Ah!
13:37At least we destroyed machine.
13:40Ape?
13:41What wrong?
13:42You need use bathroom?
13:45Warning! Poetry ahead!
13:47Warning!
13:48As the result of a terrible poetry accident
13:51in his second year at Oxford,
13:53Ape can only speak in rhyme when furiously frustrated.
13:56A tumble king you're supposed to be.
13:58Instead you're barely bourgeoisie.
14:01You keep your eyes closed on a ride.
14:03George scared of heights.
14:05You'll never remember which toothbrush is mine.
14:08They look same.
14:09You always leave before you look.
14:11Ah! Ah! Ah!
14:13When we ran out of toilet paper, you lose by book.
14:17I've hit my limit. No more. That's it.
14:20Goodbye, George. I'm done.
14:22I quit!
14:24Ha! Oh, Ape. You funny.
14:28Ape?
14:29Uh...
14:30So, I'm your new roommate.
14:32Name's Bernard. Hope you like loud music
14:34and a fridge full of gout.
14:37Come back, Ape!
14:38George try harder.
14:43George be better.
14:45George promise to change.
14:47OK. I think I have a way to help you.
14:50There's only two things you need to know
14:53about bitey bitey ants.
14:55One, they're deathly afraid of anteaters.
14:58Two, when they get scared, they...
15:03Wouldn't want to have him in loincloth.
15:05He's going in your loincloth.
15:07But... George promise to change.
15:10You did. And our little friend.
15:14Henry.
15:15Our little friend Henry here
15:17will help make sure you do.
15:19Please, I truly apologize.
15:24Not so bad. Henry tickles.
15:27Anteater.
15:30Henry and I will help you remember
15:32to be a better jungle king.
15:34It's for your own good.
15:36OK. I'm Ape think this fast.
15:39OK. I'm Ape think this fast.
15:43Now he tickles again.
15:51So high.
15:52Anteater.
15:53Anteater.
16:09Anteater.
16:24Ha!
16:26Ah!
16:27Say the word.
16:29But George safe slot.
16:31Anteagle baby, its swing good and fine.
16:34But you didn't do them properly
16:37like a king should.
16:38Say the word.
16:39George no water.
16:41Say it.
16:43Anteater.
16:44Ah!
16:46George, George, George!
16:49There's an insect on your eyeball.
16:51Je ne peux pas l'aimer
16:59George, ton déjeuner va froid
17:03George, mange comme un homme civilisé
17:06Ne me fais pas...
17:09Je ne peux pas...
17:20Je ne peux pas...
17:26Bonjour George, bonjour Ape
17:28Je pensais juste que tu allais...
17:32Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de mal avec George ?
17:34Quoi ?
17:35Qu'est-ce qu'il y a de mal avec George ?
17:37Vraiment ? Vraiment ?
17:43L'esprit du jungle de George a peur de l'ouest
17:49Voyez, George essaie normalement d'escaper
17:53Il va bien
17:54Je viens juste de libérer tous ses petits trucs
17:57Bonjour, qu'est-ce que les trucs de George ont à voir avec être un bon roi ?
18:01Chut, George, montre-les que tu es heureux avec un nouveau toi
18:08Antidote
18:11Antidote
18:13Antidote
18:14Antidote
18:20Tukutuku
18:21Tukutuku
18:22D'accord, on va l'emmener au médecin
18:25Mais il n'y a pas de façon que ce soit ma faute
18:29C'est définitivement ta faute, tu vois ?
18:32Ce n'est pas normal
18:33Pas même pour Einstein ici
18:38Oui !
18:41Il se cache quelque part à l'intérieur de sa propre tête
18:44Je me demande pourquoi
18:46Et par ça, je veux dire, je ne me demande pas du tout
18:50Si George se cache à l'intérieur de quelque chose, c'est sa faute
18:57Alors je vais aller à l'intérieur de sa tête et le ramener à la réalité
19:02Si je ne reviens pas dans dix minutes, prends mon casserole de l'oven
19:07C'est l'inventaire de Simeon
19:17Ok, maintenant
19:19Bien, je ne devrais pas être surpris, c'est mon cas
19:26Je ne suis pas totalement désagréable, je vais oublier que ça ait pu se passer
19:34Excuse-nous
19:35Excuse-nous
19:38Oh !
19:45George, réveille-toi, c'est le moment de revenir
19:52George, arrête !
19:54Oh mon Dieu !
19:56Désolé, George
19:59Qu'est-ce qui se passe ?
20:02Ça t'a fait mal, George ?
20:03T'as été mal ?
20:04Non, je suis ton ami, George. Je ne t'ai jamais entendu.
20:08George, je pensais que tu étais un autre oiseau.
20:11Un autre oiseau ? Quel autre ?
20:18Qu'est-ce que c'est ?
20:19Un gros oiseau !
20:34Un gros oiseau !
20:37Cet oiseau, c'est moi !
20:40Non, c'est ce gros oiseau qui a fait mal à George pour de bonnes raisons.
20:46Tout ça, c'est de ma faute !
20:48C'est OK, Abe.
20:49Ce n'est pas OK ! Je ne devrais jamais avoir essayé de changer tes petits bêtises.
20:54Ça ne m'importe pas !
20:55C'est vraiment OK !
20:58Tu penses que je suis un gros monstre et que tu m'aimes ?
21:02Un gros oiseau !
21:03Un gros oiseau !
21:05Désolé.
21:09George, pardonne-moi.
21:20Tu veux retourner au jungle réel ?
21:24C'est ça !
21:25Tes petits bêtises ne sont pas si mauvaises.
21:33Arrête !

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