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00:00We will now open the Meta Ballet!
00:14I'm the manager, Nanbara Kiyotaka.
00:18I'm the vice-manager, Jinnai.
00:21You're the vice-manager, but what's your position?
00:23I'm an employee.
00:24Oh, you're an employee.
00:25What's your position, Junior?
00:28I'm an old man from the neighborhood.
00:30He's a comedian.
00:32That's convincing.
00:34First, we have the man who can't stop making jokes,
00:36Tokyo Shabekuri Manzai-shi.
00:44Hello!
00:50I like saunas.
00:52When I went to the sauna,
00:54there was a guy who went into the water bath without taking a shower.
00:59What?
01:01Because he likes it.
01:03He's a bit like that.
01:05If there's a guy like that, can you control him?
01:07I heard you can.
01:10The sauna is hot.
01:12I don't want to take a shower, so I'll just go in.
01:16Hey!
01:17You're not taking a shower.
01:18What?
01:19You're not taking a shower.
01:20I don't care.
01:21I don't have any evidence.
01:23I'm filming a movie.
01:24Don't film a movie in the bathroom.
01:28I don't care.
01:30It's got nothing to do with you.
01:32You're talking about me?
01:34What are you doing?
01:35I don't care.
01:37You're not wearing a belt.
01:40I'm naked.
01:43Listen to me carefully.
01:45I'm not wearing a belt. I'm naked.
01:48You're so bright, you know!
01:50You're so bright after throwing it away!
01:52Being bright is a good thing,
01:54but you're so bright with that red smile!
01:56Being bright is fine,
01:58but you're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:00You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:02You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:04You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:06You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:08You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:10You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:12You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:14You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:16Look at that!
02:18It's so hot!
02:20What a tricky way to look at it!
02:22What is that?
02:24It's a detergent from when Toro Salmon Kubota was solo.
02:26I'm gonna use it!
02:28I'm gonna use it!
02:30It's so hot!
02:32Let's just go to the bath!
02:34Hey!
02:36You don't want to pay?
02:38It's fine!
02:40You don't want to pay?
02:42It's fine!
02:44Celebrities wear this!
02:46But they're naked!
02:48You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:51You're so bright with that pinpoint!
02:53That's the kinda dressing and sweatshirt you need!
02:55You're so bright with that indictment!
02:57You're so bright!
02:59You always look so bright!
03:01You always look so bright!
03:03You're so bright and I like that...
03:05but you're so bright!
03:07If you don't get it then just leave!
03:09Why would I leave?
03:11I'm afraid I'll be left alone
03:13Oh!
03:14I'm Chuntaro.
03:15If I were alone, I'd be really quiet.
03:16You're kidding me.
03:17Let's break up.
03:18Let's break up.
03:19You know what I mean?
03:20Like Wagyu?
03:21Yeah, like Wagyu, let's break up.
03:22Like Amaco and Intai?
03:23Let's break up.
03:24Like Obon Kobon Shisho?
03:25Obon Kobon Shisho isn't breaking up.
03:26We're not getting along.
03:27I can't tie my tie at all!
03:28I can talk, I can tie my tie.
03:29There's two things.
03:30I can't tie my tie at all.
03:31But I can't talk.
03:32I can't talk.
03:33I can't talk.
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03:51I can't talk.
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10:26This is a snack for Monja.
10:28It's a snack made of crispy rice crackers.
10:32This one is easier to make.
10:34It's a bit like Kougei.
10:36That's delicious.
10:37I heard from the shopkeeper.
10:39Monja used to eat at a snack shop with a big iron plate.
10:46They made a plate so that people who didn't know couldn't take it.
10:51So you don't have to make a plate.
10:57You don't have to make a plate.
10:59There is a novel about this.
11:01Does it fit?
11:03It's bright.
11:05It's bright.
11:07I'm a little scared.
11:09Please give me a punch.
11:11Who was it?
11:13Please give me a punch.
11:15It will end soon.
11:17I'm glad.
11:19I'm glad.
11:21Please give me a punch.
11:23This is it.
11:25It's a popular ramen in YAKUSHIMA.
11:28It's TOBIYO RAMEN.
11:31Are you from YAKUSHIMA?
11:33I was born and raised in Tokyo.
11:37My father was born and raised in YAKUSHIMA.
11:40When I said I wanted to be a comedian, my father agreed.
11:44I live with my mother in YAKUSHIMA.
11:51I moved to YAKUSHIMA and spent 13 years building it.
11:54I live in a log house.
11:57That's why I'm from YAKUSHIMA.
11:59This is amazing.
12:02His father built it by himself.
12:05I spent 13 years building it.
12:07Is there anyone who takes a picture of his parents' house?
12:12I can't see it on my smartphone.
12:16This is very popular.
12:18I'm glad you're from YAKUSHIMA.
12:20I'm glad.
12:22I used to live in YAKUSHIMA a long time ago.
12:25I used to live in YAKUSHIMA a long time ago.
12:29I wanted to make a signboard.
12:31I asked the signboard.
12:33I asked the signboard.
12:35I asked the signboard.
12:37I asked the signboard.
12:40This is a very old signboard.
12:44This is a very old signboard.
12:46I thought it was a clip.
12:50This is a very old signboard.
12:52This is a very old signboard.
12:56I got this from a stationery store.
12:58This is very good.
13:00I still live in YAKUSHIMA.
13:02I want you to come to YAKUSHIMA.
13:04I will introduce YAKUSHIMA's TOBIO ramen.
13:08It takes 18 minutes by car from YAKUSHIMA Airport.
13:11This is a restaurant called Cafe YAKUSHIMA.
13:13I want you to eat TOBIO ramen.
13:17This is TOBIO ramen.
13:20This is TOBIO ramen.
13:22This is very cheap.
13:24This is TOBIO ramen.
13:26This is a famous restaurant in YAKUSHIMA.
13:28This is the most expensive ramen in Japan.
13:31This is fried chicken.
13:34You can eat the wings and the head.
13:39This is amazing.
13:40Did you eat this as it is?
13:44The bottom is either sea or oil.
13:47Can you eat this as it is?
13:50This is soy sauce based on pork bone.
13:52This is amazing.
13:54This is a half-boiled egg.
13:56This was flying until a while ago.
14:00This is cabbage.
14:02This is seaweed.
14:04This is a unique ramen.
14:06This is green onion.
14:11This is an egg of TOBIO.
14:14You can get a lot of TOBIO.
14:16This is wasabi for those who want to eat it.
14:23This is like a turtle.
14:26This is like a sea turtle.
14:28YAKUSHIMA is famous for sea turtles.
14:32I want to eat this.
14:35When do you eat TOBIO?
14:38Do you eat TOBIO first?
14:40It's better to eat TOBIO first.
14:42Do you eat TOBIO first?
14:45Please eat TOBIO first.
14:47Please eat TOBIO first.
14:51Next is MASHINGANZU.
14:53I'm from Sapporo, Hokkaido.
14:56This is my local specialty.
15:01I want to eat this for hours.
15:03This is NAMANOUSUBAN.
15:10I ate this.
15:12This week.
15:14I ate this at lunch.
15:20This was very delicious.
15:23I was surprised.
15:24I've been to Hokkaido dozens of times.
15:26I was surprised to eat this for the first time.
15:28Can I say that?
15:30I want this.
15:32I don't know what NAMANOUSUBAN is.
15:36This is NAMANOUSUBAN.
15:42Is this fresh cream?
15:43This is a dessert.
15:45I practiced this.
15:46Is this like ice cream?
15:47This is what I said.
15:50This is famous in HOKKAIDO.
15:54This is very famous.
15:56This is NOSUBAN.
15:58This is a famous local snack in Hokkaido.
16:02This is a nostalgic package.
16:04NOSUBAN is filled with red bean paste.
16:09This is not too sweet.
16:10Everyone likes this.
16:13This is NAMANOUSUBAN with fresh cream.
16:19This looks delicious.
16:21This is cute.
16:23This is cute.
16:25Do you want to eat this when it's cold?
16:27Yes.
16:28I bring this home on the plane when it's cold.
16:31This looks delicious.
16:33I can't buy this now.
16:36I buy this side by side.
16:38I can't buy this at the airport.
16:41I buy this when I find it.
16:44I opened the refrigerator today.
16:47There was NOSUBAN in the refrigerator.
16:50I bought this to eat today.
16:53NOSUBAN is now in the entertainment industry.
16:56Can you order this?
16:58This is a local snack.
17:00This is very popular.
17:03This is very popular.
17:05There are only two stores.
17:07This is the only store.
17:09There is no other store in the airport.
17:12This is NAMBARA.
17:15Can you give this to NAMBARA?
17:21This is a ramen introduced by HAMASAKI.
17:24This is a ramen introduced by RESTAURANT & CAFE.
17:27This is TOBIYO RAMEN.
17:34Only those who answer the quiz correctly can eat this.
17:37Next is PUNCH.
17:39What is the character written by JUNIOR in PUNCH's log house?
17:441. CHI-CHACHASU.
17:462. CHA-CHA-CHASU.
17:483. CHA-CHA-CHASU.
17:51If you look at the VTR, you can see the correct answer.
17:54Please show me the correct answer.
18:00The correct answer is 3.
18:03CHA-CHA-CHASU.
18:05This is the most interesting answer.
18:09Please don't say that.
18:14The correct answer is 2.
18:17CHA-CHA-CHASU.
18:20I will eat this.
18:23What do you eat first?
18:24I will eat TOBIYO first.
18:27I will get injured.
18:30This is hard to eat.
18:32This is like eating pasta at a fancy izakaya.
18:36This is crispy.
18:38This is delicious.
18:40This is delicious.
18:42This has a firm texture.
18:44This is delicious.
18:46This is delicious.
18:48This is delicious.
18:50This is natural.
18:54This goes well with wasabi.
18:58This goes well with wasabi.
19:00The turtle is in the way.
19:02The turtle is in the way.
19:06I hate to raise my hand.
19:16This is SEIJI and MANZAISHI.
19:19Please tell me the answer.
19:21This is FUJI TV and YUGATA.
19:23This is SEIJI.
19:26This is the second runner-up, MANZAISHI.
19:32Nice to meet you.
19:35Nice to meet you.
19:39We are the first runner-up.
19:42It was amazing at that time.
19:44Don't you go by yourself?
19:45I forgot that.
19:47I went to many places in Japan.
19:50You go to many places.
19:51I was asked to talk to you.
19:53I'm grateful for that.
19:55Old ladies are strange.
19:58There are many strange old ladies.
20:00I was asked to shake hands with you.
20:06I'm a big fan of you.
20:09Please tell me your name.
20:10I'm not a fan of you.
20:13I'm not a fan of you.
20:16Why do you like me?
20:18Please tell me your name.
20:19There are strange old ladies.
20:22I don't like you.
20:27Where are you going?
20:29Where are you going?
20:32I was asked to talk to you.
20:35I don't understand.
20:36Please sing a song.
20:38Who are you talking to?
20:39Who are you talking to?
20:41I'm not a fan of you.
20:43I'm not a fan of you.
20:45Who are you talking to?
20:46I'm not a fan of you.
20:48You were embarrassed.
20:50It's a shame.
20:52It's a shame.
20:54We hate people.
20:56You're stupid.
20:58You're stupid.
21:00We were asked to talk to you.
21:02You were asked to talk to us.
21:04You were asked to talk to us.
21:06You were asked to talk to us.
21:08You were asked to talk to us.
21:10Do you know Yahoo! wisdom bag?
21:12Do you know Yahoo! wisdom bag?
21:13It's a simple way to answer questions.
21:16It says our bad words.
21:19Harada will print it out and bring it to the studio.
21:22You can read it.
21:24It really says our bad words.
21:26We don't say anything.
21:28We just take notes.
21:29We're an executive type.
21:30We're an executive type.
21:31I'll read the question, Harada.
21:32I'll read the question, Harada.
21:33I hate Machine Guns.
21:35What do you think?
21:37What do you think?
21:38What are you talking about?
21:39It's not a question that's asked on Yahoo!
21:40It's not a question that's asked on Yahoo!
21:42The answer is obvious.
21:43The best answer is the same as mine.
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