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01:00Shoten no jikage yatte mawarimashita shikai no shunputei shota desu
01:04sa, kyou no engei nandesu ga kazu ooku no karakuta wo enjiru tomochika san
01:09pizzai no oji san, nishio kazuo san no konto desu, douzo
01:19nishio kazuo to iimasu ne, nishio kazuo, ichi ni otoko to kaite ne, kazuo, osashi no tori chounan de gozaimasu, yoroshiku douzo
01:26ano, kotoshi no ni-gatsu ni mo odasashite morotte, ni-kai-me de ne, shoten san ni osayou natte
01:31zenkai no toki wa, ningen dokko nanai no arubaito iu no wo ne, mitemorottan e kedo
01:35konkai wa, maa, hongyou no hongyou demo aru ne, maa, pizzai e no
01:39hataraki puri wo ne, minasan ni chotto mite morou ka iu koto de
01:42maa, iu tara mitchaku, terebi de aru mitchaku mitai na mon ya ne
01:45ah, dewa natta, deru yo
01:47hai
01:49hai, pizza cap no nishio kazuo de gozaimasu
01:51hai, pizza no chumon de yoroshii ne
01:53hai
01:55ona, o namai hajimete ya nai ne
01:57o namai wa, ah, mo kono
01:59maikon to iu ka, pasokon ni haitton kai ne
02:01ah, iwai san ne, iwai san e koto
02:03kashira moji de iu ka, ai ne
02:05ai, mitsuketa, hai, hai
02:07ah, kono de pyatto dete kita kara
02:09ima made wa choumen de zenbu yattottan desu yo
02:11so, kedo, yappari, kou iu
02:13on, kejutsu ga hattato shitoru kara
02:15kocchi no maikon to iu ka, pasokon iu ka, sonna hou ga ii ne
02:17hai, iwai san
02:19hai, ja, pizza no sunpou wa
02:21erusun ne
02:24hai, erusun wo uttara
02:26kekko shichi-hachi ni mae aru keredo mo
02:28hitori de taberu nara, ooi yo
02:30daijoubu?
02:32nanka party toka arun desu ka?
02:34yoriai mitai na
02:36jc no atsumari toka, lion's club no atsumari toka
02:38sou iu no ga arun yattara erusun de iu kedo
02:40ah, sou iu no ga arun desu ne
02:42hona erusun de iu ne, hai
02:44on, nani pizza ni shimasu?
02:46seafood pizza
02:48seafood iu koto wa kaisen ya ne
02:50on de, chicken pizza
02:53kashiwa de ichimai, ichimai de kei, nimai de yoroshii ne
02:55sore wo ichimai ni nokkeru?
02:57half and half
02:59ah, sayu bekko no yatsu ya ne
03:01on, hona, migi ni kaisen de
03:03hidari ni kashiwa de dandori sashite moraimasu
03:05hai, nanka ue ni furikakemasu ka?
03:07pizza no ue, nanka furikakeru?
03:09corn
03:11tokibi no koto ya ne
03:13on de, sea chicken ne
03:15sea chicken maguro e kara
03:17on, ah, sea chicken
03:19ah, sea chicken fancy
03:21hagoromu fuzu de mukashi
03:23towa kei yukio chan ga cm shitotta ne
03:25yappa sore ga pyoto dete kita ne ima
03:27cheese dou suru? cheese eraberu kedo
03:29mo, mo, mottarera cheese?
03:31mottarera cheese ne
03:33mottarera cheese tabete
03:35ii ga mottarera iu te
03:37moshi moshi
03:39kikoitoru?
03:41muon ni natta kara
03:43doushitan kana omote
03:45hanou shite kuren kara doushitan kana omote
03:47hona, mottarera cheese de erusun de
03:50on de, kaisen to kashiwa to
03:52on de, tokibi to sea chicken de
03:54sore de, dandori shita eroshii ne
03:56hai, jouhou no teikyou ni shokkazou ga okurishimashita
03:58doumo
04:00ma
04:02kou iu guai ni ne, namae wo kiite
04:04on de, hajite
04:06on de, guu wo kiite, sunpo wo kiite
04:08on de, sore de, ah, mottarera katsu demasu
04:10hai, pizzacamp no nishokkazou de gozaimasu
04:12hai, chumon ne, hajimete ya nai ne
04:14hai, hona, sunpo mazu douzo
04:16emusun
04:19emusun daitai san yoninmae desu kedo
04:21ano, ou ninzu de taberun nara chicchai desu yo
04:23emusun yattara
04:25ne, oh, nanka hoka ni hito ga
04:27kurun yattara, sore igai ni
04:29nabe wo dandori shitottari
04:31temakizushi wo dandori shiton nara, emusun de ii kedo ne
04:33ah, sore wo dandori shitorun desu ka
04:35hona, emusun de ii ne, hai
04:37emusun, on de, pizza wa
04:39maru, maru gelita
04:41maru gelita ne
04:43maru gelita de, on de
04:45ue ni nanka furikakemasu ka
04:47porcini dake?
04:49porcini dake?
04:51porcini, porcini dake?
04:53ah, kinoko ya ne
04:55eh, porcini dake dake de ii ne, ja
04:57porcini no kinoko dake dake de
04:59porcini dake dake wo dake wo
05:01ue ni furikake tare ii ne
05:03sore dake wo ne
05:05na, porcini dake dake wo nokkeru kara ne
05:07un, sore de dandori shita shite moraimasu
05:09eh, to, ah, junshou iu
05:11ah, otaku, kuruma yasan no toko ya ne
05:13ah, nankai ka itta koto
05:16sakedo, watashi mo kuruma ga daisuki de ne
05:18un, ima nanka ittara mo
05:20koete, ne, pro arubaita de yattoru kara
05:22ano, otobai de dun dun dun dun
05:24dandori shite masu kedo, mukashi wa
05:26mo, kuruma wo norimawashitotta kara ne
05:28ah, suge na kuruma wa mark 2 yo
05:30ah, mark 2, chaser, cresta
05:32sanbonbashira de 80 nendai naka yattotta yaro
05:34ah, ima mark x no nattoru ne
05:36un, kuruma ga daisuki de ne
05:38sakedo, mukashi wa nanka
05:40kuruma wo mochifu ni shita dorama ga okatta ne
05:42anna no suki yatta yo
05:44ningen to kuruma ga shaberu yatsu atta yaro
05:46night rider yuute
05:48oi, kid, omae dandori se! yuute shabettotta ne, are
05:50un, on de, seibu keisatsu toka
05:52abunai deka toka ne, keiji mo mo daisuki de ne
05:54mitotta, kakko e
05:56sakedo, seibu keisatsu to abunai deka mito omotta kedo ne
05:58are, tachi hiroshi wa kuruma no menkyo mottenai na
06:00un
06:02seibu keisatsu de wa otobai de dandori shite
06:04ne, on de, abunai deka de wa
06:06ano, nani, patokaa no jyoseki no te
06:08patarampu petto tsuketotta kara ne
06:10kuruma no menkyo mottenai na, to omotten
06:12hora, nochi ni, ore tachi, karuta sou yuute
06:14kuruma no CM shidashita kara
06:16are, yappari, motton kai, to omottan desu yo
06:18hora, nochi ni, menkyo ga nai, to iu eiga no shiyaku shita kara
06:20yappari, mottenai ndai, to tsuko
06:24moshi moshi, kikoitoru?
06:26inu ga wanwan hoitoru kedo
06:28un, kikoitoru nta, chotto ne
06:30nanka yuute hoshikatta, yukari
06:32maa, soikotode, un, jya kuruma yasan toka de
06:34dandori shisashite mottara ii ne, hai
06:36a, kore, bypass tootte ittara ii ne
06:38bypass de, omoidashita kedo, mukashi
06:40bypass, bypass shuruto shite
06:42shinshita ni natta koto ga
06:44ningen dokku no sensei iyo shite kurete ne
06:46inochi birou shita ndesu
06:48dandori shisashite mottara ii ne, hai
06:50jouhou no teikyo ni shiyo, kazuma mori shimashita
06:52domo
06:54kou iu kuwai ni ne
06:56itsumo kou pizai de yattoru sugata wo
06:58nichijou, minasan ni mite moratta iu koto de
07:00maa, mata, rainen demo
07:02shouten san ga koi kakete morotara ne
07:04tsugi wa chigau shokugyou wo shitoru kamo shiren ne
07:06yappari, iro na shokugyou taiki ni yatte mitai
07:08iu tara, maa, otona no kizania mitai no mon yakara ne
07:10maa, sou koto de, kyou wa minasan
07:12domo arigatou gozaimashita
07:14Thank you very much.
07:44Thank you very much.
08:14I completely forgot.
08:16I'm very sorry.
08:18I would like to take this opportunity
08:20to congratulate you again.
08:22Congratulations, Mr. Chota.
08:24From now on,
08:26as the president of Rakugo Art Association
08:28and as the host of the exhibition,
08:30I would like you to be more and more active.
08:32This is my true intention.
08:38On December 2nd,
08:40this year's Shingo Ryukougo Taisho
08:42was announced.
08:44Taisho is...
08:48Itagaki Shisuto
08:50was also free.
08:52I was surprised.
08:54I can't tell you the truth
08:56because of the circumstances.
08:58I'm Ichinosuke,
09:00and I'm in the process of
09:02the New Year's holiday.
09:04It's been a little over a week
09:06since I turned 60,
09:08but nothing has changed.
09:10To be honest,
09:12I'm going to stay young.
09:14In a sense,
09:16I will never lose to Mr. Ichinosuke.
09:18It's a peace of mind.
09:20The other day,
09:22when I got on the subway,
09:24everyone on the train
09:26was a foreigner.
09:28Inbound is amazing.
09:30I was a foreigner on that train.
09:32I'm Harenosuke Tatekawa,
09:34born in Japan.
09:37There's only a little time left
09:39until the end of the year.
09:41So I thought,
09:43what is life?
09:45When I was listening
09:47to Yuza Ko's story,
09:49I realized that it doesn't matter.
09:51It's a piece of cake.
09:54My eldest son,
09:56who sleeps with me every day,
09:58bought his own alarm clock
10:00with his own pocket money.
10:02He said,
10:04I'm going to sleep.
10:06I put it on my pillow
10:08and slept with him.
10:10But his alarm clock is so loud
10:12that I can't sleep at all.
10:14I'm looking for an alarm clock
10:16that makes me sleep
10:18rather than an alarm clock
10:20that wakes me up.
10:22I'm Miyaji.
10:24Next,
10:26I'm going to introduce
10:28a person who never runs
10:30even if he's late.
10:32The answer is
10:34a kimchi hot pot.
10:38Kimchi!
10:40I'm Takao Yamada.
10:44As usual,
10:46we're going to have a big meal.
10:48If you have an interesting answer,
10:50we'll give you a Zabuton.
10:52If you get 10 wrong answers,
10:54we'll give you a great prize.
10:56Let's go to the first question.
10:58Please listen to this.
11:02The first question.
11:04Get it, get it, down.
11:06Get it, get it, down.
11:08Get it, get it, down.
11:10Get it, get it, down.
11:12At the end of the year,
11:14there is a singing contest.
11:16The first place is decided.
11:18It is also nominated for the
11:20New and Popular Language Award.
11:22It's a popular song.
11:24It's Kento Kojiro's
11:26Yes, I'm happy.
11:28Here's the question.
11:30Think about it.
11:32First,
11:34Yes, I'm happy.
11:36Then,
11:38Yes, I'm happy.
11:40Nosuke-san, please.
11:42Yes, I'm happy.
11:44For the company.
11:46That era is over.
11:50Nosuke-san.
11:52Yes, I'm happy.
11:54Once again,
11:56thanks to SNS.
12:00Taihei-san.
12:02Yes, I'm happy.
12:04My long-awaited wish
12:06will come true.
12:08Doraemon.
12:12He is the hero of the children
12:14all over the world.
12:16Koyuta-san.
12:18Yes, I'm happy.
12:20Newspaper delivery.
12:22I drink milk from my neighbor.
12:24See?
12:26Newspaper delivery people
12:28don't do that.
12:30What are you doing?
12:32Newspaper delivery people
12:34read newspapers.
12:36It takes time.
12:38Taihei-san.
12:40Yes, I'm happy.
12:42If I'm taken to an
12:44art gallery,
12:46I'll get a job.
12:48Give me one.
12:50You shouldn't
12:52risk your life for such a
12:54stupid thing.
12:56Miyaji-san.
12:58Yes, I'm happy.
13:00I'm going to cut my hair.
13:02Hey, boss.
13:06You like the boss.
13:08Kora-san.
13:10Yes, I'm happy.
13:12I'll make my own
13:14can of daikon.
13:20Miyaji-san.
13:22Yes, I'm happy.
13:24I'll go anywhere
13:26because I want to see
13:28everyone's smiles.
13:32That's disgusting.
13:34Yamada-san, take one.
13:38Ichidosuke-san.
13:40Yes, I'm happy.
13:42I say it with my mouth,
13:44but Miyaji-kun's eyes are dead.
13:46Yamada-san, give him one.
13:48My daughter tells me
13:50that my eyes are scary.
13:54Harunosuke-san.
13:56Yes, I'm happy.
13:58I'll tear down the wall
14:00for the people.
14:04Ichidosuke-san.
14:06I'll give it to the
14:08Prime Minister.
14:10Yes, I'm happy.
14:12If you move,
14:14I'll sit down.
14:18Anytime.
14:22Yamada-san, take one.
14:26Koyuta-san.
14:28Let's go to peace.
14:30Yes, I'm happy.
14:32I'll give smiles
14:34to the children of the world.
14:44Isn't that a dirty joke?
14:48That's a dirty joke.
14:52Give him one.
14:56Now that we have a good answer,
14:58let's move on to the next question.
15:00The second question.
15:02When you look at a sports player,
15:04sometimes you think
15:06that person is about to retire.
15:08So, not only sports players,
15:10but also various occupations,
15:12please tell us
15:14what kind of person you think
15:16is about to retire.
15:18For example,
15:20a taxi driver who is about to retire.
15:22A driver who is always sleepy
15:24and has his driver
15:26replaced by a customer.
15:28It's obvious that
15:30this person is about to retire.
15:32Harinosuke-san.
15:34A curry shop
15:36about to retire.
15:38A curry shop
15:40with spicier curry than curry.
15:46Miyaji-san.
15:48A donut shop
15:50about to retire.
15:52A donut shop
15:54that opens a hole
15:56even at work.
16:00Taihei-san.
16:02A gym teacher
16:04about to retire.
16:06A teacher
16:08who can't make a gym
16:10without breaking a finger.
16:16Both hands.
16:18Koyuta-san.
16:20A French chef
16:22about to retire.
16:24He prefers French
16:26to French.
16:32Our Koyuta-san
16:34is back.
16:40Taihei-san.
16:42A sumo wrestler
16:44about to retire.
16:46Yes.
16:48When he receives a reward,
16:50if he cuts his sword,
16:52he says,
16:54Oh, I lost.
17:00What's the history of losing to him?
17:04Itsuosuke-san.
17:06A barber about to retire.
17:08All the regular customers
17:10in the town are bald.
17:14What?
17:16Itsuosuke-san.
17:18Itsuosuke-san.
17:20Itsuosuke-san.
17:22A horse racer
17:24about to retire.
17:26A horse racer
17:28who hates horses
17:30and can't get along with them.
17:32Koyuta-san.
17:34Koyuta-san.
17:36A drug investigator
17:38about to retire.
17:40A drug dealer
17:42about to retire.
17:44A drug dealer
17:46about to retire.
17:50He's really back.
17:56Koraku-san.
17:58A rakugoka about to retire.
18:00Yes.
18:02He's sleeping on a blanket.
18:04You.
18:06I was just telling the truth.
18:08Miyaji-san.
18:10Miyaji-san.
18:12A big eater about to retire.
18:14A big eater
18:16about to retire.
18:18A big eater
18:20about to retire.
18:22That was a good answer,
18:24but don't make a face
18:26like you said something good.
18:28I'll catch you.
18:30I'll be here forever.
18:32Yes.
18:34He just woke up.
18:36He really woke up.
18:38Amazing.
18:40Koraku-san.
18:42A caretaker about to retire.
18:44Yes.
18:46He's hiring a caretaker himself.
18:52He just woke up,
18:54so please give him one.
18:56The third question.
18:58Here we go.
19:00Yamada-san.
19:02Please hold this.
19:04Yes.
19:06It's a cup.
19:08It's good to have a drink
19:10instead of working.
19:12Please say a word
19:14as a caretaker.
19:16The caretaker will say
19:18that's right,
19:20so please continue.
19:22I'll be the caretaker.
19:24He's tied up.
19:30Taihei-san.
19:32If you get drunk
19:34in the middle of the night,
19:36you'll fall asleep.
19:38If you fall asleep,
19:40can you wake me up?
19:42I see.
19:44Ouch!
19:46You can't wake me up
19:48with a hot oden on your cheek.
19:52Yes.
19:54Kogiyama-san.
19:56Hey, old man.
19:58When I started drinking
20:00at your place,
20:02did I catch a cold?
20:04I see.
20:06No, I didn't.
20:08Your stall pulled my leg.
20:16Yamada-san, please give him one.
20:18Yes.
20:20Ichinosuke-san.
20:22Politicians
20:24don't have meetings
20:26at places like this.
20:28I see.
20:30It's good to catch a cold,
20:32and I can feel the cold of the world.
20:36Please give him one.
20:38What?
20:40Sorry.
20:42You want this one?
20:46He's really drunk.
20:50I don't look good
20:52when I receive money.
20:54Are you okay?
20:56He's light.
20:58I think you should drink less.
21:00No, I'm fine.
21:04Miyaji-san.
21:06The alcohol at the stall
21:08with Kouji Aozora
21:10is really good.
21:12I see.
21:14But if I drink more,
21:16I'll pass out.
21:24Ichinosuke-san.
21:26Shut up, you idiot.
21:28When are you going to
21:30open your stall?
21:32I see.
21:34I told Miyaji
21:36not to say that.
21:42I told you not to say that.
21:44We're not doing this
21:46for money.
21:48We're doing this
21:50to see your smile.
21:52Kouji Aozora!
21:54Kouji Aozora!
21:56Yamada-san, Yamada-san.
21:58Take a picture of them.
22:00This is what I'm talking about,
22:02you idiot.
22:06Harunosuke-san.
22:08If you
22:10have a fight
22:12with me
22:14at this stall,
22:16there's only one way to win.
22:18I see.
22:20There's no other way.
22:26Kouraku-san.
22:28It's really hard
22:30to run a stall, isn't it?
22:32I see.
22:34I understand.
22:36I'm going to run a stall
22:38at the shopping center.
22:42That's a lot.
22:44That's a lot.
22:46The stall is
22:48going to break.
22:50It's going to break.
22:52It's going to break.
22:54Koyuza-san.
22:56Hey, hey,
22:58Jiyo.
23:00I saw the sign
23:02that said
23:04one ramen noodle.
23:06I see.
23:08One ramen noodle
23:10means one noodle.
23:16Taihei-san.
23:18What is it,
23:20old man?
23:22You're going to run a stall
23:24by yourself?
23:26If it's hard,
23:28I'll help you anytime.
23:30Tell me.
23:32I see.
23:34Every year in November,
23:36after the Rakugo Festival,
23:38I help out at the stall.
23:40That's me.
23:44Please look for me.
23:46I really help out.
23:48I've been there
23:50once.
23:52Thank you for coming.
23:54Ichinosuke-san.
23:56Hey, listen to me, old man.
23:58Why is it that
24:00I'm the boss here?
24:02God, children, me.
24:04I see.
24:06No, I made a mistake.
24:08Dogs, stuffed animals,
24:10big TVs,
24:12air conditioners, me.
24:16How many are there?
24:20I feel sorry for you, so I'll give you one.
24:22Hurry up and bring it!
24:26Ichinosuke-san, do your best.