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00:00We will now begin the Meta Parade!
00:15This is the Enter Tiller Special!
00:22We have invited artists from all over the world,
00:26to perform at the Meta Parade.
00:29It's a little too much comedy today, isn't it?
00:32Yeah, a little.
00:33I'm really worried about each and every one of them,
00:35but is it okay to have this many people?
00:37It's going to be one.
00:38It's going to be one.
00:40This month, they advanced to the semi-finals with Spain's Got Talent.
00:44Body art, which expresses various things with the body, is very popular in the world.
00:48This is the artist.
00:56Hello, I'm Big Small. Nice to meet you.
01:04Big Small's body art.
01:06Ready, set, I want to be! I want to be!
01:08I want to be a clock!
01:10I want to be! I want to be!
01:11I want to be a clock!
01:13I want to be!
01:26Meta Parade!
01:29I want to be!
01:35Bravo, bravo!
01:38Next is a newborn baby.
01:43Here you go.
01:45Every day I listen to my heart
01:51I'm not alone
01:56Deep in my heart
02:02I want to be
02:09I want to be
02:13I want to be!
02:21Don't stand up straight.
02:23Do it round and round.
02:25At the end, various sounds will come out.
02:30Please take a look.
02:31Let's go. It's music body art.
02:51Oh!
03:14Music is a word that I can't say
03:18I'm a man with a big heart and a big heart.
03:23I say give it to the people,
03:24What's the sound like?
03:26I can show you
03:29Oh!
03:30Oh!
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04:02Oh!
04:03Oh yes!
04:11Thank you so much!
04:18Thank you so much!
04:20Thank you!
04:22That was amazing!
04:23First of all, Big Smaller!
04:25Have you ever seen a movie like this?
04:28There was a huge event at the Ritchie International Film Festival.
04:33If you pressed a button, the Tokyo Tower would shine.
04:38There was an event like that.
04:40All the former chiefs were doing it.
04:44At the 50th anniversary, Big Smaller was invited.
04:49We were supposed to do the position of the former chief.
04:53They asked us to mark the time with a clock.
04:57In the countdown, 4, 3, 2, click!
05:00It's shining!
05:02That's amazing!
05:03I know Michael well, but I don't say,
05:05I don't say, hey!
05:07It's a little wild.
05:09I didn't do this at first.
05:12I went to Las Vegas this year.
05:14It didn't work at all at first.
05:17But I saw other people doing it.
05:20If you do it like this, everyone will be surprised.
05:23If we do it like this from the next time,
05:26everyone will do a standing ovation.
05:29Everyone wanted to do it.
05:31If you bring a lot of people home and do it,
05:34everyone will do a standing ovation,
05:36but it's really slow.
05:41Next, in 2018,
05:43the French version of God Talent
05:45won the first Japanese Golden Boozer.
05:48The number of high-views on YouTube Short was over 1.8 billion.
05:53Take a look at the only table-crossing game.
06:02Thank you!
06:04Thank you!
06:06Thank you!
06:08Now, I'd like to show you the evolution of table-crossing.
06:12First, the standard model.
06:14I'd like to use this stocking to go table-crossing.
06:17Music, start!
06:19Thank you!
06:25It's table-crossing, right?
06:27I see.
06:31Can you do it?
06:33Can you do it?
06:39I see.
06:41Next, I brought this.
06:44Ta-da!
06:46There are a cup and a paper.
06:49I'm going to use this to make a four-tiered cup tower.
06:58So, everyone, please take a break.
07:04It's done.
07:06I'd like to make a four-tiered cup tower table-crossing.
07:10Music, start!
07:11Thank you!
07:15Are you going to do it there?
07:17What?
07:18Oh, I see.
07:20Can you do it?
07:22It hurts.
07:24It hurts.
07:26What?
07:34Now, I brought this.
07:36It's a blower.
07:38I'd like to go table-crossing using a blower.
07:43Music, start!
07:45Thank you!
07:52I see.
07:57What?
07:59Can you do it?
08:10Now, it's the last one.
08:13I'd like to go dangerous table-crossing using this blower.
08:23Three, two, one.
08:26Are you okay?
08:28Are you okay?
08:30Now, everyone...
08:32What are you doing?
08:34What are you doing?
08:36What are you doing?
08:38Are you okay?
08:40Are you okay?
08:42I'm doing it at high risk.
08:44Are you okay?
08:46I'd like to go dangerous table-crossing using a blower.
08:48Music, start!
08:52Are you okay?
08:54It's over.
08:56It's over.
08:58It's over.
09:00If you fail, it's over.
09:12It's over.
09:14Thank you very much.
09:24It's over.
09:26It's over.
09:28It's over.
09:50Thank you very much.
09:54We are SHUMA-HA.
09:56Thank you very much.
09:58First of all,
10:00we're going to cover the dog's face upside down
10:02and transform it into a real dog.
10:04Here we go.
10:06Music, start!
10:24Who's there?
10:34Next,
10:36we're going to make a dog tower.
10:38Music, start!
10:54Are you okay?
11:00In addition,
11:02we're going to do a table-crossing
11:04with a dog.
11:06Music, start!
11:24Are you okay?
11:36Finally,
11:38we're going to make a big animal.
11:40Music, start!
11:54Who's there?
12:02Thank you so much.
12:24Music, start!
12:30Good evening.
12:32I'm YUMBO NAMPO.
12:34We're promoting Cool Biz.
12:36Thank you for your support.
12:38We're going to play a soothing tune.
12:40It's a sound that finally opens
12:42the bottle of Scotch whiskey,
12:44which has been aged
12:46in the magnificent nature of Scotland.
12:54Here we go.
13:18Oh, feels so good.
13:24In 1947,
13:26a UFO suddenly appeared
13:28in the sky of the United States.
13:30The sound of a UFO flying.
13:52Oh, feels so good.
13:58Oh, feels so good.
14:22Oh, feels so good.
14:52Oh, feels so good.
15:06Music, start!
15:18Oh, feels so good.
15:22Music, start!
15:24Thank you so much.
15:26Music, start!
15:28If he's not feeling well,
15:30he'll cry at the end.
15:32Speaking of whiskey,
15:34what's it like to be naked?
15:36It's not good.
15:38It depends on the country.
15:40That's right.
15:42When we were on a show in Malaysia,
15:44we were told that
15:46it's good to be naked in Malaysia,
15:48but you can't show your navel.
15:50You can't show your navel.
15:52We were told that we can't show our navel.
15:54We were asked to put a tape on our navel.
15:56At first, we put a 20-centimeter-long
15:58logo on our navel.
16:00If it was a joke,
16:02we were like,
16:04we won.
16:06We were like,
16:08what should we do?
16:10At 9 p.m.,
16:12the staff in charge of
16:14the compliance of the show
16:16went home.
16:18We were surprised.
16:20It was late at night.
16:22We had to wait a long time.
16:24But we were able to take it off.
16:26When we were on a show in Hong Kong,
16:28there was a drum in Hong Kong.
16:30There was a drum in Hong Kong.
16:32I was like,
16:34what is this?
16:44Do you have any trouble abroad?
16:46When we were on a show in the U.S.,
16:48they said,
16:50you are Japanese comedians,
16:52but why don't you take off your clothes?
16:54Because of the USB,
16:56all Japanese comedians
16:58are naked now.
17:00Next,
17:02Next,
17:14We went on YouTube
17:16and got 1 million subscribers.
17:18Is there anyone who wants to
17:20subscribe to our channel?
17:22I don't think there are any Japanese people.
17:24Next,
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18:54We'll see how it goes.
18:55We will.
18:56I'm gonna start it.
18:58Yeah.
18:59A-ha!
19:00A-ha!
19:01A-ha!
19:02A-ha!
19:03A-ha!
19:04Oh!
19:05A-ha!
19:06Oh!
19:07A-ha!
19:08Oh!
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19:10A-ha!
19:11Oh!
19:12A-ha!
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19:23We have a cooking teacher and an assistant.
19:27Now, let's get started.
19:29The Tsukanoma Suiji Dojo.
19:31Now, Oshihan-dono,
19:33let's start with today's main dish.
19:35Today's main dish is...
19:39Kurenai Soba.
19:41It's a Neapolitan dish.
19:43It's a Neapolitan pasta dish.
19:45It's a Neapolitan dish.
19:47Now, let's get started.
19:49In a large pot,
19:51put the dried noodles
19:53and boil them for a while.
19:57I see, I see.
19:59The recommended noodles are...
20:01Mama noodles?
20:03Mama noodles.
20:05After boiling them,
20:07put them in a colander and drain the water.
20:09I understand.
20:11Drain the water.
20:13Drain the water.
20:15Drain the water.
20:17Cut them all.
20:19Cut them all.
20:21I will cut them all.
20:23I will cut them all.
20:25These are the noodles I cut.
20:27Did you see that?
20:29Did you see that?
20:31I saw it.
20:33I saw it.
20:35Put them in a pan.
20:37Stir-fry them with the Kurenai sauce.
20:39Stir-fry them with the Kurenai sauce.
20:41This is a great pot.
20:43This is a great pot.
20:45Kurenai noodles are reaching the sky.
20:49This is a great pot.
20:51This is a great pot.
20:53This is a great pot.
20:55This is a great pot.
20:57Now, they are done.
20:59This is a disgrace.
21:01Thank you for your cooperation.
21:07Next,
21:0917 years ago,
21:11he broke the rule of the red carpet.
21:13Oh, no!
21:15I've done it!
21:17He's done it.
21:19He's won all the sales in Japan.
21:21He has a full schedule until the end of the year.
21:23He's a specialist of the anniversary party.
21:25He's a comedian.
21:31Let's go!
21:37Hello, I'm Cool Poco!
21:39Nice to meet you.
21:41Let's do it again today!
21:43Yes, sir.
21:45All right.
21:47What kind of men are there in the world?
21:51There was a man
21:53who was trying to be popular
21:55and was using a face wash.
21:57Oh, no!
21:59I've done it!
22:01The man kept silent.
22:03Oh, no!
22:05The man kept silent.
22:07Oh, no!
22:09Oh, no!
22:13Next!
22:15There was a man
22:17who was trying to be proud
22:19and was bringing a steak to a lunch box.
22:21Oh, no!
22:23I've done it!
22:25The man kept silent.
22:27Oh, no!
22:29The man kept silent.
22:31Oh, no!
22:33Next!
22:35There was a man
22:37who was trying to be proud
22:39and was bringing a steak to a lunch box.
22:41Oh, no!
22:43I've done it!
22:45The man kept silent.
22:47Oh, no!
22:49The man kept silent.
22:51Oh, no!
22:53Next!
22:55This is the last story.
22:57I want you to laugh
22:59at our story.
23:01So let's do it
23:03in front of the audience.
23:05I want you to see our power.
23:07Are you ready?
23:09Let's go!
23:11Let's go!
23:13Let's go!
23:15The audience can't see
23:17my face.
23:19I like it.
23:21I like it, too.
23:23Let's go!
23:25There was a man
23:27who was trying to be proud
23:29and was bringing a steak to a lunch box.
23:31Oh, no!
23:33The man kept silent.
23:35Oh, no!
23:37The man kept silent.
23:39Oh, no!
23:41This is how a motorcycle turns.
23:43That's all!
23:45Cool! Cool! Cool!
23:47Thank you!
23:49Thank you!
23:51Thank you!
23:53Cool! Cool!
23:55How was it, Mr. Nanba?
23:57The pressure was great.
23:59Yes, it was.
24:01I thought I was going to be killed if I didn't laugh.
24:03Oh, no!
24:05The calories of Onomajime and Sen-chan
24:07are too different.
24:09I didn't think it would be so different.
24:11But when I looked closely,
24:13I could see that Shinagawa Munaki was there.
24:15Oh, no!
24:1717 years!
24:19It was more convincing.
24:21I can watch it forever.
24:23I can watch it forever.
24:25At first, we all looked up to Jinnai-san
24:27and Bakaresu-san,
24:29so I thought I would hate
24:31Bakaresu-san laughing like this forever.
24:33Oh, no!
24:35Oh, no!