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00:00Nights Night
00:02Night Night
00:04Night Night
00:06Night Night
00:08We're opening the Meta Ballet!
00:10Today we have two Nights as guests,
00:12and this is a special stage for Nights.
00:16Night Night!
00:18Night Night!
00:20First, we have more than 100 Nights performances.
00:22Now, let's introduce ourselves.
00:24Manzai
00:37I'm gonna take a show guys. I'm a nice no Hanawa this
00:44It's the I cut out I
00:46Know
01:16So what happened in the year 1953?
01:18I looked it up on Yahoo.
01:20Not Yahoo?
01:22It was the year Candies disbanded.
01:24Candies?
01:25There was a legendary idol group.
01:27Candies disbanded on April 4th, 1953.
01:30I didn't know that.
01:31My birthday was March 27th, 1953.
01:35That's close.
01:37I kind of remember.
01:38That's amazing.
01:39A week after you were born?
01:41I have a good memory.
01:43Ran, Yama, and Shizu were in the same group.
01:46That's not true.
01:48There were other Candies in the second half.
01:50Yama and Shizu.
01:51The third concert was at the Shitsurakuen Stadium.
01:53At the Korakuen Stadium.
01:54I'm doing this manzai now.
01:56When I was a kid, I was very shy.
01:58Oh, really?
01:59I'm talking in front of so many people.
02:01It's more like negative thinking.
02:03That's not good.
02:04Negative thinking.
02:05I could only calculate.
02:06That's not what I meant.
02:08That's why you're worried.
02:10But I think you have to have positive thinking in life.
02:13It's better to be positive.
02:15When you wake up in the morning, you don't want to go to work.
02:18That happens.
02:19Everyone does.
02:20You don't want to go to school.
02:21That happens.
02:22You have to change your mind.
02:23You have to change your mind.
02:24Okay, I've decided.
02:25Be positive.
02:26I won't go.
02:27You won't go.
02:28You don't have to change your mind.
02:29I wasn't confident.
02:31That happens, too.
02:32I always compare myself to others.
02:33You always compare yourself to others.
02:35I always compare myself to others.
02:36You always compare yourself to others.
02:38You have to say you always compare yourself to others.
02:40I always compare myself to others.
02:42You always compare yourself to others.
02:43You always compare yourself to others.
02:45You don't have to compare yourself to others.
02:47That's what I want to say.
02:48My favorite song is called One Flower in the World of SMAP.
02:52That's a song like that.
02:54The lyrics of that song are like this.
02:56It's a famous song.
02:57I lined up in front of the flower shop.
03:02Where did you pick it up?
03:04I don't think it's there.
03:07I just lined up in front of the flower shop.
03:10I didn't feel anything.
03:12I didn't feel anything.
03:13I didn't have any friends, so I was a kid who played games at home.
03:16Everyone was playing games.
03:17Super Mario...
03:18You're giving me an intonation again.
03:20I really liked it.
03:21It's like there's a supermarket.
03:22Super Mario.
03:23It's a supermarket that only sells mushrooms.
03:25I was a kid who only read manga.
03:27I read manga, too.
03:28What I bought every month was Kokuchikokuchikomiku.
03:30Korokorokomiku?
03:32Why did you read it in kanji?
03:35I also read Weekly Shonen JASOP every week.
03:37JASOP.
03:38I know JASOP.
03:39It's like NGASO.
03:40At that time, Kisonikumaso...
03:41It's like Kinnikumaso.
03:42Kisonikumaso.
03:43It's like NGASO.
03:45I also read Dragos Ball.
03:47Is that why you only read JASOP?
03:49I also read Stoso.
03:50It's really interesting.
03:51It's like STORY.
03:52Stoso is really...
03:53You said it like RIMOUMOSO.
03:54The one I liked the most was KUSOSOSO.
03:56It's like KURIRIN.
03:58It's like RIMOUMOSO.
04:01I met him when I was in college.
04:03We met.
04:04I'm from Ochi prefecture.
04:05You're from Ochi prefecture.
04:06Do you do manzai?
04:07Nobuko Ochiyai Research Society.
04:08What kind of circle is that?
04:09What did you study for 4 years?
04:11Rakugo Research Society?
04:13Nobuko for 3 years, Fukushima for 1 year.
04:14I told you to die.
04:15Why did you choose those two?
04:16At least study Hiromitsu.
04:18After I graduated from college,
04:20I joined the Asakusa Crime Association.
04:22Crime Association?
04:23I joined the Asakusa Crime Association.
04:24Aren't all teachers criminals?
04:25Our teacher, Keiko Utsumi...
04:27He was a teacher of manzai.
04:28He died instantly 4 years ago.
04:30Instant death?
04:31Instant death doesn't work at that age.
04:34He was a great young man.
04:36He was 97 years old.
04:37Keiko Utsumi was a great person.
04:40He walked 2km from his house to the theater.
04:43Even though he was over 90 years old,
04:44he walked with his own legs.
04:46I wondered why he could walk so much.
04:48I checked his bone age on a program called
04:50Family Medicine by Takeshi.
04:52It was a health program.
04:53He was 30 years old.
04:54His bone density was 30 years old.
04:56Isn't that amazing?
04:57He was in his 30s.
04:58There was a great response to this.
05:00So I did the second part of Keiko Utsumi.
05:02I measured his brain age.
05:05I put a device on his computer.
05:08You can't say that.
05:10Brain age?
05:11You can't say that because it wasn't broadcast.
05:14Why wasn't it broadcast?
05:15If you measured Keiko Utsumi's brain age on a test,
05:17it said he was 120 years old.
05:19How old is that?
05:20You can't broadcast that.
05:23Why did you do that?
05:24He was 30 years old and his brain was 100 years old.
05:26I was surprised.
05:27He was 90 years old when I measured his brain age.
05:29It's noisy.
05:31Please watch our manzai from now on.
05:33It hasn't started yet.
05:34Thank you very much.
05:39Nights Teppan Marumaru.
05:45Today, we will introduce three items that are essential to support Nights' manzai.
05:53Let's get started.
05:54The first one.
05:58TSUKAMI.
05:59TSUKAMI failed.
06:02TSUKAMI is straight forward.
06:04TSUKAMI failed.
06:07Please tell us about TSUKAMI.
06:09What kind of TSUKAMI is it?
06:11I do various things.
06:12In the end, there are two patterns.
06:16KANPE.
06:18I made a mistake.
06:19I searched it on Yahoo.
06:21News.
06:22It's like an old man's story.
06:24This program summarizes the history of Nights' TSUKAMI.
06:29Thank you very much.
06:30Please watch this program.
06:31Nights Teppan Marumaru.
06:36I searched it on Yahoo yesterday.
06:39TSUKAMI of manzai.
06:42This time, we will show you the history of TSUKAMI.
06:48Isn't this amazing?
06:492009.
06:52I searched it on Yahoo yesterday.
07:03Let me introduce myself.
07:04I'm Hanawa of Nights.
07:06I'm a partner of Nights.
07:10Do you chew so much?
07:13Thank you very much.
07:152010.
07:16I think it was a year when a lot of things happened.
07:19The biggest news is the marriage of FUKUSHI OCHIAI.
07:24Is that the biggest news?
07:26Do you like OCHIAI?
07:27I like OCHIAI.
07:30I like movies since I was a child.
07:32Do you like movies?
07:33I like YOGA of YOGA more than HOUGA.
07:38It's HOUGA of HOUGA.
07:40There is also such a thing.
07:42That's good.
07:43That's interesting.
07:44Happy New Year.
07:47I can't see my anus.
07:51This is 10 years ago.
07:53I can't see my anus.
07:582016.
07:59It was a year when many stars of the Showa era died.
08:03That's not true.
08:062017.
08:07Happy New Year.
08:11This year, I will be an anus.
08:13That's not true.
08:16Anus means anus.
08:182018.
08:19Happy New Year.
08:22Yesterday, I was on the Internet.
08:27That's all for this week.
08:31That's amazing.
08:32You don't decide which movie to watch this year, do you?
08:36It depends on the story after that.
08:39When I make a story about my anus, I watch it.
08:44I see.
08:45I think so.
08:46When I make a movie, I watch YOGA of YOGA.
08:49What kind of story do you make?
08:53I like OKAMURA very much.
08:59I look like OKAMURA.
09:08I like OKAMURA, too.
09:12You like OCHIAIKI, don't you?
09:13I like OCHIAIKI.
09:16You like NOBUKO FUKUSHI, don't you?
09:19I haven't played HIRAMUZU yet.
09:25I love baseball.
09:26Even people who don't know baseball can laugh at this manzai.
09:38Hello.
09:39Nice to meet you.
09:41We, Yobiuri Giants, won the 39th time in 4 years.
09:46Thank you very much.
09:50You're just a fan, aren't you?
09:52You're not even related to us.
09:55We lost to Yokohama BASETERS in the CLIMAX series.
09:58We're going to talk about how to regain the first place in Japan next year for an hour.
10:04I heard it's a 30-minute program, but we don't have that much time.
10:07You always talk about baseball and Giants.
10:10That's not good.
10:11I don't think so.
10:12You rely too much on one genre.
10:15I want you to study various genres like me.
10:18I want you to be called the king of miscellaneous studies.
10:21You're smart.
10:22I'm studying.
10:23You're the only one in the manzai world who can read and write.
10:25What kind of organization is that?
10:27I'm the only one.
10:28I'm listening.
10:30Can you show me how smart you are?
10:32I'm going to ask you some miscellaneous questions.
10:34I'll show you how smart I am.
10:36Let's think about it together.
10:38The first miscellaneous question is about history.
10:41I'm good at genre history.
10:43Please tell me the name of a historical figure.
10:47About 150 years ago,
10:50he was said to have formed an alliance with the Satcho Alliance.
11:00It's easy.
11:01In the 2010 NHK drama,
11:04he played Masaharu Fukuyama.
11:09What is the name of that historical figure?
11:12What?
11:13Ryoma.
11:14You're giving me too many hints.
11:16I don't need that many hints.
11:17I'm going to say the name of the person below.
11:19It's difficult.
11:20Everyone knows the answer.
11:21I think it's difficult.
11:22What is Ryoma?
11:23Today, I'm going to make it a choice question.
11:25Are you going to choose?
11:26It's so easy.
11:27Are you going to make it a choice question?
11:29No.1
11:31Maru.
11:34Maru?
11:35No.2
11:36Okoe.
11:39No.3
11:40Yoshikawa.
11:42No.4
11:43Okamoto.
11:47Why did you announce No.4?
11:49No.5
11:50Sakamoto.
11:51Sakamoto?
11:52It's No.5 now.
11:53No.6
11:54It's B.
11:56No.9
11:57Let me say Griffin.
11:59Griffin, Ryoma.
12:00Who is going to choose?
12:02It's B.
12:03Do you want to do a normal quiz?
12:05I think it's a normal quiz.
12:07Do you want to do a 10-question quiz?
12:0910-question quiz is like a trick.
12:12How about pizza?
12:13That's good.
12:14That's better.
12:15Pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza, pizza.
12:18Where did Kazuma Okamoto get hurt?
12:20His knee?
12:21His left thigh.
12:24I don't know.
12:25I didn't get hurt.
12:27You didn't get hurt.
12:28I didn't get hurt.
12:29His left thigh.
12:30I don't know.
12:31I can't answer it normally.
12:33I can't.
12:34I like baseball.
12:36I'm talking about something other than baseball.
12:38Can we talk about Mr. Children?
12:40Mr. Children is a national band.
12:42Everyone knows it.
12:44The eldest son, Kazushige, and the eldest daughter.
12:46It's Mr. Children.
12:49Kazushige is Mr. Nakashima's son.
12:51Everyone loves Mr. Children.
12:52It's not a band.
12:54Let's talk about Demon Slayer.
12:56It's good to talk about Demon Slayer.
12:58The main character came back to the west from the west.
13:02It's not Tanjiro, it's Sumitani Ginjiro.
13:05It's different.
13:06I don't know.
13:07It's almost the same feeling.
13:09It's not Tanjiro.
13:11It's not a supply of water.
13:12Don't say it like a water supply.
13:14It's not a supply of water.
13:17It's a supply of water.
13:19It's a first.
13:20It's a first.
13:22Is Ano-chan good?
13:23Ano-chan is good.
13:24I want to talk about Ano-chan.
13:25It's definitely Ano-chan.
13:26Young people.
13:27Short fry.
13:28It's Uno-chan.
13:30I don't know.
13:31I don't know.
13:32Uno-chan, who has been appearing in simple and complex.
13:34Short fry.
13:35There are a lot of young people today.
13:37There are a lot of cute people today.
13:39That's right.
13:40I don't think people who are cute are interested in baseball.
13:43I'll tell you a cute story.
13:44I'll tell you a cute story, so please forgive me.
13:45It's the world record for sending a bat.
13:47It's a cute story.
13:48That's enough.
13:49Thank you very much.
13:53Next, here is the iron plate.
13:59Item.
14:00I think there are a lot of guys who don't fly around this time.
14:04I will introduce the iron plate item.
14:08It's a backpack.
14:10I always go to local businesses in this style.
14:12You can put a suit in the backpack you are wearing.
14:16It's a bag where you can put a suit so that it doesn't wrinkle.
14:19Is it round?
14:21It's an Australian brand.
14:24You can put a suit in the part that is wrapped.
14:28You can put it in like this without wrinkling.
14:31I think it's an item for a cartoonist.
14:33I think so too.
14:34When you walk around the airport, it's easy to open your hands.
14:38This suit was made by KUSANO HITOSHI.
14:44How did it happen?
14:46When we first became a regular program, we were a regular together.
14:51We were asked to make a suit together.
14:54We went to the designated store.
14:57We were taken to the delivery room.
15:00KUSANO HITOSHI was sitting on the sofa in the back of the delivery room.
15:06He was like a mafia.
15:08KUSANO HITOSHI likes Nights' manzai.
15:10He likes KUSANO HITOSHI's jokes.
15:13He laughed when KUSANO HITOSHI made a joke.
15:17His way of laughing is good.
15:18What is this?
15:19I went to a drawing school recently.
15:24This is the sea of Amami Oshima.
15:26Did TSUCHIYA draw this?
15:27Yes.
15:29Did you draw this on TV?
15:31I drew this on TV.
15:33Did you go to school?
15:34I went to school.
15:35What did you learn?
15:37I learned oil painting.
15:40Is this a picture?
15:41Is this ZAKOSHI?
15:43The title of this picture is KOCHO.
15:48How long did you draw this?
15:50I drew this for about two months.
15:52It takes a long time to draw.
15:54Next is HANAMO.
15:58What is this?
16:00This is a suit cover.
16:02I want this because I'm a female entertainer.
16:04HIRANO NORACHAN's mother is good at embroidery.
16:10I like GIANTS.
16:12She embroidered GIANTS.
16:16There are no official goods that are as big as this.
16:19I'm embarrassed if it's too big.
16:21I always put this in my bag.
16:24Do you have a muscle?
16:26Do you bring this with you?
16:28I only have a beard.
16:31You have a beard.
16:34You definitely need a beard.
16:36I only brought a beard with me today.
16:41Next is NICE.
16:47This is a meal.
16:50This is a family restaurant that has been around for 17 years.
16:54This is a meat-filled dumpling with wings.
16:57This is the SANTO DUMPLING in EKODA.
17:00This restaurant was founded in the Dokushin period.
17:03This restaurant is still in use today.
17:07This restaurant used to live in EKODA.
17:09The dumplings here are delicious.
17:12This dumpling is big.
17:14The wings are really big.
17:16It looks delicious.
17:20The meat juice is amazing.
17:24It's cheap.
17:28This is black vinegar.
17:30Black vinegar is good.
17:32If you are worried about the smell at first,
17:34but once you use this,
17:36you can only eat this.
17:40It has a different taste from soy sauce and vinegar.
17:42This is really delicious.
17:44Next,
17:46Tsuchiya-san, please introduce the menu.
17:48Here it is.
17:50I'm going to Manzai Kyokukai.
17:52This is Genghis Khan Kirishima's special raw lamb.
17:58I'm going to Manzai Kyokukai.
18:00This is Genghis Khan Kirishima's special raw lamb.
18:04It's right next to Asakusa Toyokan.
18:08Genghis Khan Kirishima's Asakusa store.
18:10I often go to Asakusa Toyokan.
18:12The president of Asakusa Toyokan
18:14is close to Genghis Khan Kirishima,
18:16the head of Manzai Kyokukai.
18:18The president of Asakusa Toyokan
18:20asks Genghis Khan Kirishima
18:22to do a birthday VTR.
18:24Every time Genghis Khan asks Genghis Khan
18:26to do a birthday VTR,
18:28Genghis Khan gets a free ticket.
18:30Genghis Khan goes to Manzai Kyokukai
18:32with Genghis Khan.
18:36It goes well with rice.
18:38Is this a new store?
18:40This is Kirishima's old store.
18:42Yes.
18:44The members I recently brought
18:46are called Monomane Blue.
18:48Monomane Blue?
18:50NITOMA KAORU?
18:52From the left,
18:54ITO FUJUNYA, GONDA TSUKIICHI,
18:56NITOMA KAORU, NINAI NO TAKUMI,
18:58MAEDA DAISHIZEN.
19:00Do they ask you for your autograph?
19:02Yes.
19:04When I go to events,
19:06I think it's a real autograph.
19:08That's right.
19:10The last one is
19:12a summary of events in 2024.
19:14It's a new work, Jijineta Manzai.
19:26Do you have something?
19:28It's Manzai, but it's weird.
19:30I'm looking forward to it.
19:32What is it?
19:34There were a lot of news this year.
19:36The biggest news was
19:38that Mr. Hidekazu Akai
19:40wandered around Ginza for 6 hours
19:42without knowing where he parked his car.
19:44Why is that the biggest news?
19:46I don't know.
19:48It's not news, is it?
19:50There were more news this year.
19:52The Paris Olympics were held this year.
19:54There was an Olympics.
19:56The first gold medal was
19:58Tsunoda Natsumi, a judoka.
20:00He was very good at Tomoe throw.
20:02It was amazing.
20:04Even if the opponent didn't know,
20:06he didn't get caught.
20:08It's the opposite.
20:10Even if I knew, I wouldn't get caught.
20:12Nothing happened.
20:14On the same day,
20:16Nagayama, a male judoka,
20:18was said to have secured a medal.
20:20The opponent's referee told him
20:22to wait, but he kept
20:24closing for 6 seconds.
20:26He fell and lost.
20:28I don't agree with that.
20:30I don't agree with that.
20:32It's terrible.
20:34If we were comedians,
20:36we would win the M-1 championship
20:38and appear on a variety show.
20:40We would start judo
20:42with a project.
20:44But we lost the Olympics.
20:46It's the same.
20:48There's no point in appealing to comedians.
20:50We would have won the Olympics.
20:52That's amazing.
20:54After winning the M-1 championship,
20:56we would have won the Olympics.
20:58In the meantime,
21:00Hifumi Abe secured a gold medal.
21:02That's right.
21:04But his sister, Shigomu...
21:06It's Uta.
21:08Hifumi's sister is 456,
21:10not Shigomu.
21:12Or maybe it's Shigoro.
21:14It's Uta.
21:16Actually, I got
21:18the autograph of the Abe brothers
21:20today.
21:22Isn't that amazing?
21:24My brother has three children.
21:26All of them are judo players.
21:28They are at the national level.
21:30They are good friends with Abe's father.
21:32That's why I brought it.
21:34Why did you bring it?
21:36I want to show off.
21:38It's amazing
21:40to get the autograph of the Abe brothers.
21:42Where is it?
21:44It's not this.
21:46I found it.
21:48Can you see it?
21:50What's this?
21:52It's a lot.
21:54Is that a sweat spray?
21:56It's an aerosol.
21:58You have to meet Gawaguchi Irii.
22:00The famous announcer
22:02who made a fuss
22:04because he can't beat the guy.
22:06He has to do this?
22:08I think...
22:10Well, well, well.
22:12For the first time,
22:14I meet Gawaguchi Irii.
22:16He is so scary.
22:18If you use all of this,
22:20your skin will be destroyed.
22:22I've never met you before.
22:24You're scaring me too much.
22:26This has nothing to do with it.
22:28Why did you bring this?
22:30I'm sorry.
22:32It was a women's wrestling medal rush.
22:36I became a fan of Kagami.
22:40He's got a good personality.
22:42The mouse piece with the word KAWAII on it.
22:46I got it.
22:48You got that mouse piece?
22:50What's that?
22:52What's that?
22:54It's amazing.
22:56This is the best one.
22:58It's not.
23:00It's not a mouse piece.
23:02I made a mistake.
23:04It's a O-no-sato chonmage.
23:06Why do you have it?
23:08O-no-sato chonmage is a trend now.
23:10You're mistaken.
23:12My hair grows too fast.
23:14I cut my hair before I became O-icho.
23:16It grows too fast.
23:18Why do you need to cut your hair?
23:20It grows too fast.
23:22Why do you have it?
23:24It's not.
23:26What's this?
23:28It's a photo of a 40-year veteran director
23:30who was on our radio show.
23:32Why do you have a two-shot photo?
23:34I wrote my autograph on it.
23:36What's this?
23:38A-do.
23:40A-do?
23:42What?
23:46A-do?
23:48You're older than me.
23:50A-do?
23:52You can't use this.
23:54I'm a staff member of Mix Zone.
23:56This is a Japanese program.
23:58What?
24:00I found it.
24:02This is it.
24:04What's this?
24:06What's this?
24:08I bought this from a Taiwanese company.
24:10This is the best.
24:12Thank you very much.
24:16Today,
24:18I wanted you to eat
24:20the lamb meat,
24:22but I couldn't bring it.
24:24So, I'll give you the rest of the money.
24:26The rest of the money?
24:28We have money
24:30in Toyokan,
24:32so I'm glad you bought it.