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00:00à la maison. Sérieusement, vous pouvez vous faire vraiment foutre.
00:30Ils s'entraînaient dans une grotte.
00:32Une grosse erreur, je dirais.
00:34Finalement, les filles ont admis la défaite.
00:36Donc les gars ont partagé leur loots.
00:38Mais les filles les ont éliminées
00:40et ont déménagé avec tout,
00:42y compris leur dignité.
00:44Prouvant à nouveau que les potes
00:46trompent les gars tous les temps.
00:48Au final, c'était le mauvais garçon Duncan
00:50qui a pris la marche de la haine,
00:52laissant trois campeurs de punition
00:54en train de faire notre plus excitante
00:56challenge jusqu'à présent.
00:58Vous ne me croyez pas ?
01:00Alors je vous en prie,
01:02triplement,
01:04de regarder cet épisode de
01:06Total Drama Island !
01:58« J'ai envie d'une nouvelle vie ! »
02:28« J'ai envie d'une nouvelle vie ! »
02:58« J'ai envie d'une nouvelle vie ! »
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03:22« J'ai envie d'une nouvelle vie ! »
03:24« J'ai envie d'une nouvelle vie ! »
03:26Oh yeah ! Now you're talking, baby !
03:30Yeah, the money would be awesome.
03:32But you know what would be sweeter ?
03:34Making sure Heather loses.
03:36Luckily, I'm up against The Freak Show
03:38and Fatty Ginormous.
03:40So they may as well just give me the check. I mean, come on !
03:42I think we all know who's gonna win.
03:44PANCAKES ! PANCAKES ! PANCAKES !
03:46If I win,
03:48I'm gonna buy Camp Wawanawa
03:50so I can burn it down and turn it into a graveyard.
03:52PANCAKES ! PANCAKES ! PANCAKES !
03:54PANCAKES ! PANCAKES !
03:56When I win,
03:58I'm thinking of my own spin-off series,
04:00The World According to Heather.
04:02I'd never win,
04:04but if I did, I'd start every day
04:06with pancakes,
04:08because they're like little mini sunshines filled with yummy fun.
04:10Personally,
04:12I've had enough drama here to last a lifetime.
04:14I mean, Owen's okay,
04:16but 8 Weeks of Heather was about as much fun
04:18as a mouthful of impacted molars.
04:20Sure, 8 Weeks with these losers
04:22are a cause for insanity,
04:24but at least the mothership knows where Gwen is now
04:26so they can retrieve her.
04:28And Greenpeace can bag and tag Owen
04:30as the hazardous waste that he is.
04:32But all the all-you-can-eat pancakes
04:34in the world
04:36wouldn't be special without friends to share them.
04:40Sure, Owen's dumb luck
04:42has won him a few challenges,
04:44but it's his ability not to be disgusted
04:46by anything edible that worries me.
04:48You ever notice how much a toilet seat
04:50can make you sick?
04:54And lazy!
04:56Sloths could take a cue from Sloan.
05:00I should probably spit this out.
05:04Thankfully, Gwen has no strengths.
05:06She's just a low-rent gutterpunk
05:08with dragon breath and ugly hair.
05:10Heather's strength is obviously
05:12her bottomless pit of mean.
05:14I'm banking on her massive ego
05:16to be her downfall.
05:20Welcome to the semifinals!
05:22The producers ran out of insane ways
05:24of torturing you,
05:26so...
05:28they asked the ousted campers for ideas.
05:30Turns out they had a lot.
05:32They provided us
05:34with the sickest,
05:36most twisted and insane dares
05:38imaginable in TDI's version of...
05:42Spin the Bottle!
05:44Starting with Izzy,
05:46Trent, Cody,
05:48Justin,
05:50Noah,
05:52Leshawna, Lindsay,
05:54Bat, Tyler,
05:56Harold, DJ,
05:58Jeff, Bridget,
06:00Duncan, Courtney,
06:02Eva, Katie and Sadie,
06:04and the homeschooled
06:06misogynistic country boy,
06:08Ezekiel.
06:10Put them all together,
06:12and we've got a high-stakes game of
06:14I, Triple Dog Dare You!
06:16What is this? Grade 5?
06:18Why don't we just do 7 minutes of heaven
06:20in a skanky basement closet?
06:22Yeah! Good call!
06:24Let's do it!
06:26Each player will take turns spinning the bottle.
06:28The camper that you land on
06:30determines the dare you'll perform.
06:32You can take the dare yourself
06:34and win a get-out-of-dare freebie
06:36or inflict the dare on a fellow camper
06:38in hopes of booting them out.
06:40And if we refuse to do the dare?
06:42Oh, not a good option.
06:44Anyone who chickens out of their dare
06:46will be sent directly to the dock of shame.
06:48Board the boat of losers,
06:50do not go to bonfire,
06:52do not collect marshmallow,
06:54and do not get to win $100,000.
06:56Wow! A sudden-death elimination?
06:58Good one!
07:00Okay, who's ready
07:02to humiliate themselves first?
07:06Oh, what the heck.
07:08Let's get this over with.
07:10Okay, so here's the deal.
07:12Chef and I have a little side bet going.
07:14Whoever pukes first
07:16has to pony up $100.
07:18Okay!
07:20Let's get this party started!
07:22Duncan's Dare.
07:24Lick Owen's armpit.
07:28Gwen, you can perform the dare yourself
07:30or dare one of your competitors
07:32to do it.
07:34Either way,
07:36someone's licking some armpit
07:38in the next minute.
07:40I triple-dog dare Heather.
07:48You could imagine
07:50that you're licking an ice cream cone.
07:52Shut up, Owen!
07:54Minus the BO.
07:56I'm warning you!
07:58Oh, and the pit hair.
08:02Oh, man!
08:04That was so sick!
08:06I nearly puked!
08:08Nearly.
08:22Ezekiel's dare is
08:26chew your own toenail
08:28slowly.
08:30Gwen! I dare Gwen!
08:32Don't choke on it, honey.
08:54He said chew it slowly.
09:02There. Satisfied?
09:04Very.
09:06I'm just picturing Trent watching this
09:08and something tells me he won't be eager
09:10to lock lips with you anytime soon.
09:12You should talk, pit breath.
09:22Beth.
09:24Re-chewing a wad of Harold's gum.
09:26I will take the dare!
09:28Dude.
09:30It's chewed gum.
09:32Harold's chewed gum.
09:34I know, but it must be pretty special
09:36if he's been saving it.
09:46Hmm.
09:48Full body.
09:50A delicate fruity aroma
09:52with a hint of citrus.
09:54Robust yet balanced.
09:56Summery.
09:58Winter.
10:06Owen wins
10:08the first freebie!
10:10And a tetanus shot
10:12if you want.
10:14Nah, I'm good. Thanks.
10:16This could be harder than I thought.
10:22Welcome back to TDI semifinals
10:24and a challenge we like to call
10:26I Triple Dog Dare You.
10:28Gwen, you're up next.
10:38Drop a tray of ice
10:40into your undies
10:42and let them melt.
10:44That's it? I can handle that.
10:52Now that's one cool chick
10:54with a frosty toot.
10:56Chillin' by the...
10:58Just give me the freakin' freebie!
11:00My turn.
11:02And I'm taking the dare.
11:04I don't care what it is.
11:14There's no way I was letting those nerdlings
11:16get ahead of me.
11:18I mean, how bad could the dare be?
11:20I'd already licked Owen's armpit.
11:24I'm sorry.
11:26Shut up, Owen!
11:28Twice in a row's gotta suck.
11:30I mean it!
11:32Well, especially since I never wash in there.
11:34Not because I don't want to.
11:36I just forget.
11:38I'm sorry.
11:40Shut up, Owen!
11:42Twice in a row's gotta suck.
11:44I mean it!
11:46Especially since I never wash in there.
11:48Not because I don't want to.
11:50I just forget.
11:54Hey!
11:56You didn't puke this time!
11:58You still cool?
12:00Okay!
12:02We'll give Heather a few more minutes on life support
12:04before we start the next round.
12:06Okay!
12:08Chef made snacks.
12:10PB&J, anyone?
12:18Nice!
12:20Come on, Izzy! Bring it!
12:22Donnez un Purple Nurple
12:24à un chien dormant.
12:26Oui!
12:28Ça a l'air fou, mec!
12:30Qu'est-ce que c'est, un Purple Nurple?
12:44Oh, salut, Mr. Bear.
12:46Je vais juste te donner un petit coup
12:48et tu seras...
12:50Oh non!
13:04Lick
13:06Owen's Toe Jam
13:08Oh!
13:10C'est ça, ce Black Gunk?
13:12Je vais utiliser mon Freebie.
13:14Bien joué!
13:20Poussez-vous de la poudre de fruits
13:22de la toilette communale.
13:26Qu'est-ce que c'est, Gwen?
13:28Utilisez-vous le Freebie?
13:30Ou je l'épargne pour un
13:32plus malade dans la rue?
13:34Qu'est-ce qu'il faut faire?
13:36Qu'est-ce qu'il faut faire?
13:38J'ai faim!
13:40C'est tellement malade!
13:42Chef va
13:44tomber!
13:50Oh non!
13:52C'est tellement malade!
14:20At this rate,
14:22Trent's gonna need
14:24a fumigation squad, just...
14:34Eat dog food.
14:36Yeah, baby!
14:38Man, sorry, guys.
14:40I keep getting all the good ones.
14:42OK, down boy, heal!
14:44Dude, you have
14:46two freebies you can use.
14:48You could dare an opponent.
14:50Like, say, one without a freebie?
14:54You still have a bit of jelly
14:56on your lower lip.
14:58Oh, go stick your face back in the toilet.
15:00It's cold, bro!
15:02My dog digs this food.
15:04Time to find out what I've been missing.
15:10Meaty tasting.
15:18OK,
15:20that was so gross!
15:26Is there nothing
15:28these freaks won't do?
15:48I can't believe
15:50no one's dropped out
15:52and Owen's got 20 freebies!
15:54Yeah, baby!
16:00Gwen and Heather have squat.
16:02But not to worry.
16:04There's still plenty to be motivated about.
16:10If you guys want to see
16:12what I've been up to,
16:14check out my YouTube channel.
16:16If you help me take down Heather,
16:18I'll share my winnings with you.
16:20What if you don't win?
16:22I'll swing for a box of donuts.
16:24The lady drives a hard bargain.
16:26Deal!
16:28Chris, I'd like to give away
16:30half my freebies.
16:32Uh, well, OK.
16:34Are you sure?
16:36Hello?
16:38Ixnay on the on-spiracy-K.
16:40That is totally unfair.
16:42Get out your rule book and do your rule-checking thing!
16:44They're obviously gonna gang up
16:46and whoop me with theirs!
16:48There has to be a rule about this kind of thing!
16:50Sorry, there was no rule.
16:52Not a rule to be had. Nada.
16:58Drink a blended puree
17:00of chef's mystery meat.
17:02Eenie, meenie,
17:04miney, Heather.
17:14Toc, toc, toc.
17:16Toc, toc, toc.
17:18Toc, toc, toc.
17:20Toc, toc, toc.
17:22Toc, toc, toc.
17:24Toc, toc, toc.
17:26Toc, toc, toc.
17:28Toc, toc, toc.
17:30Toc, toc, toc.
17:32Toc, toc, toc.
17:34Toc, toc, toc.
17:36Toc, toc, toc.
17:38Toc, toc, toc.
17:40Toc, toc, toc.
17:42Hum.
17:53peuple
17:55Here they catch a break.
17:57There's is no way Lindsay could think of anything bad.
17:59Oh, you're not gonna like this one.
18:01Have your head shaved by Chef.
18:04Oh!
18:06Lindsay rules!
18:08What's it going to be Heather?
18:10Le délire
18:13Ou le chemin de Shane
18:36Wow ! C'était un accident inutile
18:39On dirait que Heather est sortie
18:41Qu'est-ce que tu parles ? Il m'a sauvé la tête !
18:43C'est vrai, mais tu n'as pas accepté le délire
18:46Si tu l'avais fait, tu serais toujours moche, mais au moins tu serais dans le jeu
18:51C'était violent !
19:06Désolé, c'est la loi
19:08Je pensais que tu disais qu'il n'y avait pas de règle
19:11Oui, je sais, c'est compliqué, mais voici la règle
19:15Si tu perds, ils gagnent
19:17De toute façon, on gagne !
19:21D'accord, mais tu vas entendre de mes avocats
19:24Oui, je sais, ça va être une longue course
19:29Une longue course au courant quand je vais tuer toi pour tout ce que tu as
19:34Et puis il y en a eu deux
19:36Abonnez-vous pour voir qui gagne le chèque pour 100.000 dollars
19:40Sur Total Drama Island
19:43Tu veux du drame ? Tu seras inutile, sans emploi !
19:47Ton nom sera dans tous les vlogs d'ici à Cape Breton !

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