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00:00Maybe it was time for an upgrade. I don't know.
00:01Yeah. Roughly. Roughly the age of Mike Tyson.
00:03All right. There you go. I'm glad you enjoyed that.
00:05I did. I think the audience did, too.
00:08Tyson, Paul, tonight. You guys talked a little yesterday.
00:10We talked a little today. Yeah.
00:12You're not interested? Not for me.
00:13Just in the spectacle of it. No, I don't.
00:15I don't want to see grandpa get punched in the face.
00:17That's not that doesn't entertain me.
00:19Here's my thing. I don't think it's real.
00:21Jake Paul can't lose this fight or the sphere.
00:24The billion dollar machine around Jake Paul dies.
00:27There's no coming back from you lost to a 60 year old.
00:30Oh, but it's Iron Mike. It's Tyson.
00:32It's really not. It's a 60.
00:34It's street cred. Okay.
00:35But it's like beating Michael Jordan in one on one while he has a cigar in his mouth.
00:39It's not this. I can't.
00:41Mike, I don't like that. I'm looking forward to it.
00:43But the spectacle, I want to see how this goes.
00:45I'm not mad at anybody who's watching it. I just it's not for me.
00:48I look, I don't even and I'm not trying to sound like Grandpa Simpson.
00:52I understand Jake Paul's a YouTuber. I get that.
00:55But I don't know specifically what he has done with YouTube to be this famous.
01:00I don't know what the hell I'm what am I watching?
01:03Who is this person?
01:04He's curated a brand is a very punchable face.
01:06And this is the moment for it to get punched.
01:09John John's a big believer in old man strength.
01:11You're into this, John.
01:11Oh, yeah, I'm just am hoping that instinct that what Tyson has been doing for his entire life
01:21kicks in.
01:22I understand he's 58.
01:23He's not going to be as powerful.
01:24He's not gonna be as quick.
01:25He's not going to react the same way.
01:27I just is is the 31 year difference.
01:31Yeah.
01:31Is that the great equalizer?
01:33Because Jake Paul's been doing this for four years.
01:36Who's he really fought?
01:38And and how good is he?
01:40Like, we don't know because he's not fighting anyone.
01:42I know.
01:42Is the is the 31 years the great equalizer from the baddest man on planet Earth
01:49to be able to be an equal to Jake Paul?
01:52But my problem is I don't believe it's legitimate.
01:55Like, I look, I'm not I'm not I'm not.
01:58It's just saying, doesn't it feel like it's staged?
02:00Oh, it's so popular.
02:02Like, if you were telling me if you could polygraph both of these guys and say, all
02:06right, straight up, are you allowed to knock this man out?
02:08I'd probably watch.
02:10But I just don't believe like Jake Paul's too big to allow to lose, if that makes any
02:15sense.
02:15Too big to fail.
02:16Yeah.
02:16Yeah.
02:17I mean, I know there's an element of this is like complete cartoony, and that's why
02:20I don't like that.
02:21I want to watch it.
02:22But you do.
02:22But I'm going to watch.
02:23You are now.
02:24What time do they actually get in the ring?
02:26Midnight?
02:26Yeah.
02:2610 30 or 11.
02:27Yeah, I saw there were seven fights on the undercard.
02:30I'm going.
02:30But that allows you to go out and have your whatever you do on Friday night.
02:33No, I come back and turn it on.
02:37God, I will feel like such an idiot if I turn this on.
02:40It's hard to resist it.
02:41It's so bad.
02:42It's like a car wreck.
02:43I know.
02:44Just got to see it.