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00:00Ready, set, piñata gauntlet!
00:03Take that!
00:07How'd I do?
00:08Eh, better than last time.
00:20Okay, it finally happened. We've been abducted by aliens!
00:27Jolly test!
00:29Yeah?
00:30Oh wow, we're glad to see you!
00:33Hey, you guys want some pork chops?
00:36I usually make a rule that I'll accept flying pork from strangers in space robes.
00:40But hey, why not?
00:43You guys don't have any floating applesauce, do you?
00:46We are the Ribeye Knights, protectors of all things meat-related in the Tri-Tip Galaxy.
00:53And we need your help, Johnny Test.
00:56You are our only hope.
00:59He's your only hope?
01:00So, how do you meat guys know who I am?
01:02Everybody knows about the great and powerful Johnny Test.
01:05You're the only warrior to ever defeat the Evil One.
01:10Mark Vegan? He's the Evil One?
01:12We've been spying on him for months.
01:14We're not sure how, but we know that he's planning to destroy our homeworld,
01:19planet Sirloin off the Salisbury Nebula.
01:22He wants to rid our galaxy of meat!
01:24No Ribeye Knight has ever been able to defeat him.
01:27Which is why we've called on you, Johnny the Chosen One.
01:31Okay, first of all, awesome!
01:33Second, are you sure you got the right guy?
01:35He's kind of harmless, hangs out on Earth eating toast.
01:37I see him like every day walking his dog.
01:39Good! Then you won't mind going to his house and destroying him with your Johnny powers.
01:43And just so we know you succeeded, bring us his helmet!
01:47I'm not doing that.
01:48How about one of his boots?
01:50No.
01:51An old magazine he read then.
01:54Wow, Dark Vegan's basement. That was fast.
01:57Kind of cozy down here.
01:58Yeah, I guess, in a creepy crazy man tinkering in the basement sort of way.
02:02Oh, hi Johnny!
02:03Hey!
02:04I mean...
02:05Johnny Test! How did you manage to find my forbidden basement of doom?
02:09Right. The meat dudes think you're trying to destroy their planet.
02:12I will destroy their planet, and I will destroy you too, Johnny Test!
02:16You will bow before my vegan powers, you will tremble before mine!
02:20Ooh, toast is ready.
02:22I'm working on unlocking the secret to perfect toast.
02:24Why can't I make toast?
02:27Cool, light stick.
02:29Ooh, it's new.
02:30And deadly!
02:32No more wasting time tinkering with toast in my basement.
02:35It's time to go back into outer space and destroy planet Cyloid!
02:39Those meat eaters really chop my chuck!
02:42Wait, what can all that do?
02:44Look, Johnny, it's been months since I've spread terror throughout the galaxy, and I'm cranky!
02:48Destroying a planet will help me blow off some steam, alright?
02:54Now, to introduce planet Cyloid to my Death Craft!
02:59So, Death Crafts are bad, right?
03:01Yes, Johnny, Death Crafts are bad.
03:05Chosen One, Talking Dog, Meat Man, Other Meat Man, hit me with something lamby.
03:12Do you have the helmet?
03:13I mean, magazine.
03:14No, but you were right.
03:15He's kind of sort of on his way to your meat planet in his Death Craft.
03:18Death Craft!
03:19Why didn't you stop him with your Johnny Powers?
03:21What makes you think I have Johnny Powers?
03:23You're the Chosen One who defeated Dark Vegan!
03:25I guess we just assumed.
03:27Yeah, there's your first mistake.
03:29Attention, tracking Dark Vegan's Death Craft.
03:32Destination, planet Cyloid in two hours.
03:35Oh, we're running out of time!
03:37It sounds like if we're going to stop Dark Vegan, we'll have to train Johnny in the ways...
03:42...of the real thing.
03:45Not until you've earned one!
03:47To the Tri-Tip Galaxy!
03:54Welcome to Planet Cyloid of the Salisbury Nebula!
03:59Wow!
04:00Wow!
04:03We're going to have to train you quickly.
04:05If you're going to become a planet Cyloid, we're going to have to train you quickly.
04:09Wow!
04:11We're going to have to train you quickly.
04:13If you're going to become a true rib-eye knight.
04:15So you'll be learning from our oldest, wisest, and wrinkliest knight.
04:19Sir Wellington of Beef.
04:24This ground is made of meat?
04:27The whole planet is made of meat.
04:29And that swamp water is gravy.
04:31Well, old friend, it's been nice knowing you.
04:34I'm going to turn into out-of-control crazy dookie now!
04:37So, you're the chosen one.
04:45Let us see if you have the concentration of a rib-eye knight.
04:49It is time to run the Vignotta Gauntlet.
04:56How did I do?
04:58Better than last time.
05:00I'm sorry, but it's useless trying to train him in the ways of a knight.
05:04It's hard to believe this boy is the chosen one who defeated Dark Vegan.
05:07Attention, Dark Vegan will be here in one hour.
05:10Can you snap him up?
05:12The snarky computer's right, your stupid training takes too long.
05:16Can we do this any faster?
05:17Well, here we do have the old rib-eye projector that can temporarily give you our powers in seconds.
05:23Put that rusty old thing away.
05:25Rib-eye projector that can temporarily give you our powers in seconds.
05:28Put that rusty old thing away.
05:29It hasn't worked in years.
05:30And will not.
05:31Unless you know somebody who can repair overly complicated alien machinery.
05:36I think I know two somebodies.
05:38Basket of gills, favorite cupcakes, check.
05:41Stack of gills, favorite movies, check, check.
05:46Cupcakes, movies.
05:48Thanks, girls I've never met.
05:49Wanna come in?
05:51Come in?
05:52Your house?
05:56Hello, sisters that I love.
05:58Johnny, this better be good.
06:00It is, earth girls, it is.
06:04There, hopefully that will get this thing working.
06:06Is this gonna hurt?
06:08With any luck, yes.
06:10You've ruined our gill cupcake date.
06:17I still feel like me.
06:18How do we know if it worked?
06:21Hey, what the hell?
06:24Hey, what the hell are you...
06:28It worked.
06:30Now to complete your initiation,
06:32you must use your powers to cook the steak with your light stick.
06:42He did it.
06:43Yes, the sacred ritual is complete.
06:45You are now a temporary rib-eye knight.
06:48Attention, vegan will be here in two minutes.
06:53He's here.
06:54Oh, my bad.
06:55Rib-eye knights,
06:57prepare to experience the full cook-a-fying power of my death craft.
07:02I'm going to turn your meat planet into, well, toast.
07:07It is up to you now, young test.
07:10Why just me?
07:11These guys have rib-eye powers too, right?
07:13Don't look at us, that guy's scary.
07:16And very rude, I might add.
07:18All right, fine.
07:19Beam us to the death craft and we'll try to stop him.
07:21Will there be meat on the death craft?
07:23No, just fruits and veggies.
07:26I'm good.
07:29And now to cook-a-fy the planet.
07:32All right, vegan.
07:33Let's see if you can stand up to a John-Eye knight.
07:37Oh, hi, Johnny.
07:38You won't stop my plans this time, Johnny Test.
07:45Nice form.
07:46Pinata gauntlet?
07:47Yep.
07:48Terrific.
07:49Okay, let's do this.
07:52Here it is.
07:57Shoes on time.
07:59Space wedgie.
08:05I will destroy you, Johnny Test, and anything else in my path.
08:08Dude, what are you so angry about?
08:12All I wanted was perfect toast.
08:14Why does making toast have to be so hard?
08:16I know the secret to perfect toast.
08:18You do?
08:19Use your cool levitating powers.
08:22And grab your awesome light stick.
08:23Okay, I'm with you.
08:27And voila!
08:28Perfect toast.
08:31So crispy.
08:32So crunchy.
08:34This toast is...
08:35Is perfect.
08:37Perfect enough to quit trying to cook-a-fy the planet?
08:40Yeah, I'm good.
08:41Sorry about that.
08:42Hey, what are you doing just standing here?
08:44Perfect toast like this calls for a second toast.
08:47Perfect toast like this calls for a celebration.
08:52More toast, Wellington.
08:53Lay it on this, train bean.
08:56This is amazing.
08:58So you're sure I can't keep the light stick?
09:00It's so cool.
09:01Now that your powers have worn off,
09:03let's see how you do against a gauntlet.
09:06I'll do this, baby.
09:07No problem.