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00:01Monday night, Daigo is making a mess, what's next?
00:06The red team.
00:07What is the title of the short content that 5 people will challenge?
00:12Momotaro.
00:13Other than kibidango, he also gave this.
00:1630 seconds until the end.
00:185 people?
00:20Daigo made a short content with the topic he thought of.
00:23The time limit is 30 seconds.
00:25Do you want to do a narration?
00:26With who?
00:27I'll do it.
00:29A story of Momotaro.
00:33I'll do this one.
00:36I can follow you?
00:39Yeah.
00:40I'll follow you.
00:41Okay, I'll do it.
00:43Someone please press the button on the stage.
00:46That's right, that's important.
00:48This is bad.
00:50Momotaro.
00:51Other than kibidango, he also gave this.
00:55Oh, yeah!
00:57One, one, one, one.
00:59Who's Momotaro?
01:01Momotaro's family
01:03killed the Onigashima Oni.
01:05Storyteller.
01:07Oh, they defeated them.
01:09It's over.
01:11It's a story after it's over.
01:13Momotaro
01:15gave the dog, monkey, and the article
01:17a taxi ticket
01:19to return home.
01:21A taxi ticket?
01:23Wow!
01:25Okay, okay, okay.
01:27I see.
01:29It was just a taxi ticket.
01:31He's a good guy, Momotaro.
01:33He's a good guy.
01:35He gave him a ticket to return home.
01:37He's a good guy,
01:39but he didn't say anything.
01:41He's a good guy.
01:43He's a good guy.
01:45It was really interesting.
01:47I was curious about one thing.
01:49Oda-san was eating
01:51after the game.
01:53What?
01:55Oda-san?
01:57I was confused for a short time
01:59of 30 seconds.
02:01Why did you eat?
02:03I was in a hurry
02:05and took it out of my mouth.
02:07I made a mistake.
02:09Gerrard and Jarlens
02:11are in the first round.
02:13Wait, wait, wait.
02:15King of Conte
02:17Long Coat Daddy
02:19The Panic Grand Prix
02:21The Panic Grand Prix
02:23The Panic Grand Prix
02:25Are you guys in the same generation?
02:27We're almost in the same generation.
02:29You guys get along well.
02:31He's the first guest today.
02:33Really?
02:35I'm a little nervous.
02:37I've been on the show for a long time.
02:39I'm not on the show
02:41because I leave a mark.
02:43I'm on the show because I don't refuse.
02:45That's the most important thing.
02:47Great. Thank you.
02:49It's important.
02:51Blue Team
02:53The title of the short contest
02:55is a live-action movie.
02:57Three Dango Brothers
02:5930 seconds until the end.
03:01It's a live-action movie.
03:03Three Dango Brothers.
03:05I'll let you know.
03:07Gerrard and Jarlens.
03:09Which three will come out?
03:11These three.
03:13These three.
03:15Let's think about it from here.
03:17Gerrard.
03:19Only 10 seconds left.
03:21I'll pretend to be Gerrard.
03:23I'll do it.
03:25I'll do it, too.
03:27Oh!
03:29One second.
03:31It's strange to be on the show for the first time.
03:33Live-action movie Three Dango Brothers
03:39Gerrard.
03:41Thank you for everything.
03:45We've been good brothers.
03:47I want to be with you three forever.
03:49We'll always be together.
03:51That's right.
03:53Wait a minute.
03:55We're holding something.
03:57Oh, no.
03:59I'll eat it.
04:01I'll eat it.
04:03I'll eat it.
04:05I'll eat it.
04:07I'll eat it.
04:09He eats meat at once.
04:11Amazing.
04:13He's walking.
04:15Good.
04:17Great.
04:19I thought it was amazing that there was a combination of loneliness and fun.
04:23Next time, I'll be your brother.
04:25I was so moved.
04:27I was about to cry.
04:29I'm glad you said that.
04:31I'm a little blue now.
04:33A little blue.
04:35That's fast.
04:37You're already a little blue.
04:39I'm not a little blue.
04:41Next is the red team's challenge.
04:43Red team.
04:45The title of the short story they will challenge is...
04:47Self-protection buzzer OL.
04:5330 seconds until the end.
04:55That's a great theme.
04:57Let's start.
04:59I'll choose a girl.
05:01Give it back.
05:03Give it back.
05:05Please.
05:07Who will run?
05:09I'll go first.
05:11I'll walk first.
05:13I'll run from behind.
05:15I'll run from behind.
05:17I'll give it back.
05:19I'll give it back.
05:21I'll give it back.
05:23I'll give it back.
05:25I'll give it back.
05:27Self-protection buzzer OL makes a louder sound than the security buzzer.
05:34It's getting late.
05:36I have to go home.
05:42Give it back.
05:45My bag.
05:48Give it back.
05:50My important bag.
05:53Give it back.
05:56My...
05:59I'll give it back.
06:05He's back.
06:07He's great.
06:09He's great.
06:11He's great.
06:13I thought it was this.
06:15But it was this.
06:17It's a sense of satisfaction.
06:19Let's move on.
06:21The title of the short story they will challenge is...
06:23The title of the short story they will challenge is...
06:25Everyone is a super star.
06:30It's difficult.
06:31Everyone is a super star.
06:32Who will do it?
06:36There are many kinds of super stars.
06:40They will come in one by one.
06:44It's not good to wear the same clothes.
06:47Someone will say something.
06:49I won't do it.
06:51Let's say it together.
06:53Let's say it together.
06:54Let's say it together.
06:56I'll do this.
06:58You will start after you get caught.
07:03Everyone is a super star.
07:08One, two, three.
07:14Who is it?
07:16Who is it?
07:17Who is it?
07:19It doesn't matter who it is.
07:21Let's do it again.
07:23Yes, we can.
07:25Obama.
07:27It's not me.
07:29It's not me.
07:31Michael.
07:33It's not me.
07:35It's Michael Jackson.
07:37I'm good at sports.
07:39I'm good at baseball and basketball.
07:41I won't make a mistake.
07:43I'm kidding.
07:45I won't step on you.
07:47I won't step on you.
07:49Messi.
07:51Messi.
07:53Who is it?
07:56I didn't know there was such a game in my village.
08:01Daigo.
08:04Daigo is a super star.
08:07He was a member of a great team.
08:09I was a member of a great team.
08:13I don't look like that from Nishimoto's perspective.
08:19You are almost like Takeshi.
08:21I was embarrassed.
08:25I'm sorry.
08:27Obama is a super star.
08:29It's funny now.
08:31Obama was a super star.
08:33It's Obama now.
08:35Let's move on to the red team.
08:37They are fast.
08:39I'll announce the title of the short game.
08:46Hikomaro becomes a zombie but can't eat.
08:49You have 30 seconds.
08:51What?
08:53What is it?
08:55Let's have Hikomaro say it.
08:57Hikomaro is a zombie.
08:59There are two zombies.
09:01One of them is attacked.
09:03The other one turns to the camera.
09:05Hikomaro eats the zombie.
09:09I hope you say something like Hikomaro.
09:12I'm a zombie.
09:14I'm a zombie.
09:16Do zombies eat?
09:18Let's do it like this.
09:20There are three zombies.
09:23Hikomaro becomes a zombie but can't eat.
09:34I'm a zombie.
09:36I'm a zombie.
09:38Hikomaro is blood.
09:40I'm a zombie.
09:47I was a zombie.
09:49He was a zombie.
09:52He was a zombie.
09:57I'm a shrimp.
09:59I'm a shrimp.
10:07Wait a minute.
10:09Wait a minute.
10:11Wait a minute.
10:13Wait a minute.
10:15This is an accident.
10:17This is a big accident.
10:19I heard that Hikomaro is a zombie.
10:21Hikomaro is a zombie.
10:23From the beginning?
10:25I thought Hikomaro was a zombie from the beginning.
10:29The zombie's name was clearly written on his neck.
10:32He was a zombie.
10:34He was a zombie.
10:36Next, we will play a game with the guest.
10:40Please go on stage.
10:43I'm nervous.
10:45Blue team.
10:47What is this?
10:49It's a big sigh.
10:51It's a big sigh.
10:53Let's play.
10:55Blue team.
10:57What is the title of the game?
11:01No.1.
11:03The man among men.
11:0530 seconds until the end.
11:07This is difficult.
11:09Is it an empty book?
11:11You can take it to the end.
11:13Let's put it on the guest.
11:15Let's put it on the guest.
11:18The MC can
11:29increase the likelihood of a breakthrough.
11:32What if I pass this?
11:35If you watch the last song, you will be a zombie.
11:38No.1.
11:39The man among men.
11:47All men in Japan, it's time for the final men's showdown.
11:50The final showdown.
11:51It's time for the final showdown.
11:54Do you have anything to show us?
11:56So it's the final three?
11:57I don't know!
11:58Here he comes.
11:59Ota.
12:01I'm 40 years old.
12:05I'm going to treat everyone who's older than me!
12:11He's a man.
12:12He's a man.
12:13He's a man.
12:14He's a man.
12:15Amazing.
12:16Next.
12:21Wait, Nishimoto.
12:22I'll wait.
12:23He's definitely number three.
12:26Wait, Nishimoto.
12:27Why is he here?
12:28He's a man.
12:29He's a man.
12:30You're the last one.
12:31Ukisho.
12:32Go.
12:33Yes!
12:34Here he comes.
12:38I'm going to...
12:43make you happy!
12:46He's a man.
12:47He's a man.
12:49He's confident.
12:50You can do it.
12:51Here he comes.
12:52He's the last one.
12:53Nishimoto.
12:54Yes!
13:02I got something.
13:03I got something.
13:04Tuna with vinegar.
13:05Tuna with vinegar.
13:07Tuna with vinegar.
13:08Tuna with vinegar.
13:11Tuna with vinegar.
13:13That was cool.
13:14That was cool.
13:16Now.
13:17The man among men.
13:19Tuna with vinegar.
13:20I'll announce the winner.
13:22The audience is excited.
13:24The winner is...
13:27Kouji Murofushi.
13:28Murofushi was there.
13:34Murofushi was there.
13:37That was great.
13:38That was great.
13:40I couldn't stop sweating.
13:43I was sweating so much.
13:45I could feel how great you were.
13:48That was great.
13:49Tuna with vinegar was trying to go first.
13:53I was so scared.
13:54I went first.
13:55Tuna with vinegar is second.
13:59I'll announce the winner.
14:00The red team.
14:01The title of the short contest is...
14:06I'm moved.
14:07What should I do?
14:08What should I do?
14:09I'm moved.
14:10It's so short.
14:11Two words.
14:12It's the shortest title I've ever heard.
14:16Takashi.
14:17I'm your father who died three years ago.
14:21Father.
14:22From then on...
14:24Eiko is good at laughing without hurting people.
14:28I think she's good at it.
14:30I'm moved.
14:32How did he come here?
14:33I'm moved.
14:39Takashi.
14:41Takashi.
14:43I'm your father who died three years ago.
14:46Father.
14:47Takashi.
14:49He grew up.
14:50Takashi.
14:51Takashi.
14:52Takashi.
14:55He's younger than you.
14:58He's younger than me.
14:59He's younger than me.
15:00This is bad.
15:04Takashi.
15:05Takashi.
15:06Takashi.
15:07Takashi.
15:09I'm the one by the window.
15:12You're the one by the window?
15:15This is going to be tough.
15:17Takashi.
15:18Takashi.
15:19While you were gone...
15:21I was playing Takashi.
15:24Takashi.
15:25Takashi.
15:29There's a guy coming.
15:32He's pushing me.
15:33He pushed me.
15:35He pushed me.
15:37Who's the first one?
15:38The second one.
15:39The second one?
15:40The second one?
15:41It's a tournament.
15:43Yeah.
15:44I'm impressed with this.
15:46You were able to come back here.
15:47You were able to get into the package.
15:49Kano made the whole system for me.
15:51But in the second round, I destroyed the whole system.
15:54You made it yourself and destroyed it.
15:55The system was good.
15:57My relatives are getting farther away.
16:01Yeah, that's right.
16:02I failed.
16:03Next, we will do a skit while dancing to the music.
16:06I'll give you a hint.
16:08Wow!
16:09What is it?
16:10The title of the song that the 5 members of the Blue Team will be singing is...
16:17Mr. It's already late, so you can go, right?
16:20I'll keep it a secret from my wife.
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16:34Mr. It's already late, so you can go, right?
16:42Shake your butt properly.
16:51A long time ago, when Koga Oideyasu went to the finals,
16:56he said,
16:58Hey!
17:00It's you!
17:01Is this an accident?
17:02It's you!
17:03He's angry.
17:04I can hear his voice from behind.
17:06He's different.
17:07He's different.
17:11Originally, I was in a duo called GERARDON.
17:14But Nishimoto kept saying no.
17:16But I thought I could be in a duo with Umino.
17:23Is this an accident?
17:24It's an accident.
17:25Please do this.
17:26He's going to spit it out.
17:31When I was invited to an online talk show by Hideo Oyama,
17:40I was playing Legend of Zelda on the screen.
17:48Stop it.
17:49It hurts so much.
17:50It's you.
17:57On the day Mr. Audrey from the same agency was performing at the Tokyo Dome,
18:02he was free, but he went on a trip with his wife.
18:06He refused.
18:09It's the last one.
18:12It's coming.
18:16Last year, he was keeping his wife's earwax at home.
18:21It's you.
18:32Mr. Narahara.
18:33Yes.
18:34I think it was a brave confession.
18:36I didn't know there was a voice like this.
18:38I feel like I've seen this before.
18:41It's you.
18:43It's you, Nishimoto.
18:45He was keeping his wife's earwax.
18:46Somewhere.
18:47He kept keeping his wife's earwax for a year.
18:50His wife said,
18:51I've never hidden my earwax.
18:54So, I kept my wife's earwax.
18:57Then,
18:58she said,
18:59Stop it.
19:00She said,
19:01Stop it.
19:02Then, I wanted to keep my wife's earwax.
19:04So, I tried to keep my wife's earwax.
19:06At that moment, my wife called me.
19:08She said,
19:09I've never kept my wife's earwax.
19:10Wow.
19:11Then, she called me.
19:12I said,
19:13I'm watching you.
19:14I kept my wife's earwax too much,
19:16so I got a surveillance camera.
19:19Who will be happy with this story?
19:21Nishimoto.
19:22I'm scared.
19:23Next week,
19:24Rolling Amiga.
19:25The final battle.
19:27Who will win this controversy?
19:31I'm ready.
19:35Tanaka Miku's appearance.
19:36The drama, Deep.
19:37The three-year-old C-class is infertile.
19:39While rumors of high school marriage are spreading,
19:41will the mother and daughter finally overcome the infertility battle?
19:45Tomorrow midnight.