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00:0046 years old.
00:01He's a politician.
00:02He's a politician who's having a hard time finding a job.
00:07I'm his partner, right?
00:08I'm in a comedy business.
00:10Oh, you're in a comedy business?
00:13I'm in a comedy duo called Nishikigoi.
00:20My partner, Masanori-san, is old.
00:24If this goes on, Nishikigoi will disappear.
00:30No, no, no!
00:31I'll keep doing my best!
00:33Can I ask you to play a supporting role in Daturuku Time san's comedy show?
00:42So, we asked what Yeshen-san, who's worried about supporting roles, is worried about.
00:48I'm totally fine!
00:50But, I mean...
00:51When I was watching Hasegawa-san from the opening, I couldn't find the right words to say.
00:56Wait, wait, wait.
01:00You can talk at all.
01:02I don't follow him, but Hasegawa-san was originally the type to come out right away.
01:07This is just one of the aging phenomena, isn't it?
01:10Is that so? Did you come out so soon?
01:14Therefore, we have invited someone who wants to be Hasegawa-san's successor.
01:21Please come in.
01:23Successor?
01:34He is from various genres.
01:39Isn't it better to call someone like me?
01:43Isn't there such a person?
01:45One person?
01:47There is, but only in appearance.
01:58I really like Masamori.
02:00You come out a lot.
02:03Are you watching from space?
02:10My partner, Masamori-san, is old.
02:14I was wondering if you could be his successor.
02:19Therefore, we have invited someone who wants to be Hasegawa-san's successor.
02:27Everyone, do you want to be Hasegawa-san's successor?
02:30Of course.
02:31I want to be.
02:33This is not just a comedian.
02:36Are you an idol?
02:38I'm Travis Japan's Matsukura.
02:40Do you want to be Hasegawa-san's successor?
02:44Of course.
02:45I'm ready to leave Travis Japan.
02:48Are you kidding me?
02:49It's definitely better to quit.
02:51Then, I will explain the rules for becoming a successor.
02:56If the answer to the question is the same as Hasegawa-san, it is correct.
03:02The person who is more similar to Hasegawa-san's thinking is called a successor.
03:06Masanori Kuizu is the correct answer.
03:11The first question.
03:12Where is Hasegawa-san's birthplace?
03:17Please answer at the same time.
03:18Of course.
03:21Please don't look at the person next to you.
03:27Let's start.
03:29Please answer at the same time.
03:33Hokkaido, Sapporo.
03:34Sapporo, Hokkaido, Hokkaido, Hokkaido.
03:38Everyone wrote Hokkaido.
03:40How about Hasegawa-san?
03:43Everyone wrote Hokkaido.
03:49I was surprised.
03:50Isn't it amazing?
03:52Everyone is studying.
03:55Of course.
03:57I was impressed.
03:59Let's continue.
04:01The second question.
04:02If Masanori Hasegawa is hungry, what does he have to buy at a convenience store?
04:13What does he have to buy?
04:17If Masanori Hasegawa buys something, he will want it.
04:22Maybe Masanori Hasegawa will ask his manager to buy something.
04:28What is that?
04:31It's not everyone.
04:32If Masanori Hasegawa buys something, he will want it.
04:36Please write your guess.
04:39Let's start.
04:43Unagi pudding.
04:45Jelly.
04:46Frisk.
04:48Noriben.
04:49Calorie Mate.
04:52Egg.
04:53Mekabu.
04:56He doesn't have teeth.
04:59Mekabu is a very important ingredient.
05:04Noriben needs a lot of teeth.
05:09Masanori likes Noriben.
05:17Jelly and pudding are soft.
05:20It's easy to swallow.
05:22Masanori, please.
05:25American dog.
05:28Everyone got it wrong.
05:33Why is that?
05:35When I ate American dog for the first time in a long time, I thought it was very delicious.
05:39I see.
05:41I got addicted to it.
05:43How old are you now?
05:45I'm 53 years old.
05:46You got addicted to American dog.
05:49I wanted you to know that I'm addicted to American dog.
05:53It was a long time ago that he didn't have teeth.
05:55He has teeth now.
05:58The third question has changed.
06:02What is dry ice made of?
06:08Some of you may know what it is.
06:10It doesn't matter.
06:11It's up to Masanori.
06:13It's a common question in quiz shows.
06:17It's up to Masanori.
06:19It's not you.
06:20Don't misunderstand.
06:22I think I know what it is.
06:25It's not difficult.
06:27Let's get started.
06:32I got it.
06:35What is wet ice?
06:38It's the opposite of dry ice.
06:40But it's changed to wet ice.
06:42So it's called wet ice.
06:44When wet ice hardens, it becomes dry ice.
06:48That's what you should say.
06:50And you, Matsukura-san.
06:52Ice.
06:53When wet ice hardens, it becomes dry ice.
06:58Is that so?
06:59Yes, I think so.
07:02When hot water hardens?
07:04When you twist a faucet and turn on hot water, steam comes out.
07:09That's what I thought.
07:11I see.
07:14What do you think, Masanori-san?
07:16What does dry ice do when it hardens?
07:20Water.
07:23I've never thought about what dry ice is.
07:26But when I think about it, I think it's water.
07:29But when water hardens, it becomes ice.
07:32That's right.
07:34But if you freeze it at a lower temperature, it becomes dry ice.
07:39If you freeze it at a lower temperature?
07:42By the way, dry ice is made of carbon dioxide.
07:46Carbon dioxide?
07:47When it hardens, it becomes dry ice.
07:50I see.
07:51I don't care about that.
07:53What Masanori-san wrote is the answer.
07:56I didn't know that.
07:58Unfortunately, this is the end of the first round.
08:05In this round, you can write down the names of the three people who will be eliminated.
08:12If it's completely different, you're wrong.
08:16I don't want to be eliminated.
08:22Please announce the three people who will be eliminated.
08:27The first one is Ryo-san.
08:31The second one is Haruka-san.
08:35The third one is Nedate-san.
08:41Why?
08:42Why?
08:43What's wrong?
08:45I don't know.
08:46Rather than thinking about me, I thought it was funny.
08:51No, no, no.
08:53It's not funny.
08:54It's not funny at all.
08:55It was funny.
08:56I wanted you to answer honestly.
08:59The three people will be eliminated.
09:02The remaining candidates are four people.
09:09Nishikigoi's second Hasegawa candidate test.
09:13Next is...
09:15Hasegawa-san, please put on your headphones and blindfolds.
09:21Okay.
09:22Next, Hasegawa-san will propose to Ishii-san.
09:28He will act in a love drama.
09:32Ishii-san will ask Hasegawa-san, who is his boyfriend,
09:35to propose to him.
09:44What kind of proposal do you think Hasegawa-san will propose?
09:48I see.
09:51First, let's hear Unagi-san's prediction.
09:56Please tell me what kind of proposal you've never heard before.
10:04I like you, too.
10:08So, I want to eat you.
10:11Let's eat!
10:15Kageyama-san's prediction.
10:19I don't like you.
10:27Please marry me!
10:30Matsukura-san's prediction.
10:36Konnichiwa!
10:41Let's live in Brazil together.
10:47Suzuki-san's prediction.
10:51I want to kiss you.
11:01I want to kiss you now.
11:06Is there a correct answer?
11:10What did Hasegawa-san say?
11:18Ready, start!
11:20Today's date was fun.
11:22It was fun for me, too.
11:23The pasta was delicious, wasn't it?
11:25I was happy to be with you.
11:26I was happy, too.
11:28I really like Masanori.
11:33Please tell me what kind of proposal you've never heard before.
11:40Of course.
11:47Hey!
11:50Are you watching from space?
11:54I'm going to be with him from now on.
12:03That's all.
12:07Thank you very much.
12:09I think it was a great proposal.
12:11What was the correct answer?
12:14I want everyone to see the correct answer.
12:16I want you to marry someone you really like.
12:18To an alien?
12:19Yes.
12:21It's a proposal I've never heard before.
12:23I want you to look at an alien.
12:24I want you to look at an alien.
12:25Yes.
12:26It's close to Brazil.
12:30Hello, Brazil.
12:33It's close.
12:34I was on top, but I was on the bottom.
12:37Masanori-san got 1 point.
12:39Masanori-san got 1 point.
12:44Masanori-san's lines came out smoothly.
12:46Are you doing that kind of drama?
12:48No, I don't do that kind of drama.
12:52This time, I'm going to announce that
12:55AC Anna's first style book, A.N., is now on sale.
12:59It's a postcard that contains all my 26 years of life.
13:04It's the first and last style book in my life.
13:07Please check it out.
13:11Nishikigoi's second Hasegawa test.
13:14Here's the question.
13:18I'm going to ask Hasegawa-san to tell us about
13:21Nagano-san, who is a comedian,
13:24and Reiwa comedy.
13:29During the conversation, Nagano-san said,
13:31Hey, you!
13:32What do you think when I say this?
13:36What do you think Hasegawa-san would say?
13:40That's how Hasegawa-san would feel.
13:43I think he'd say something about Nagano-san.
13:47I wonder what he'd say.
13:51Please write down your guesses.
13:59First, Unagi-san.
14:00I'm not a gangster, but I think he'd say,
14:03Nagano-san is a thug.
14:09That's amazing.
14:10He's being cornered.
14:12Now, Kageyama-san.
14:13It's not a fight, but he's trying to make up.
14:19I'll make it simple.
14:22Nagano-san said,
14:25What do you think when I say this?
14:30What do you think Nagano-san would say?
14:33Magma is boiling,
14:35but he said something simple.
14:37Yes, that's right.
14:38And then, he'd kiss.
14:41He'd run around and kiss.
14:46He'd do that.
14:47Yes.
14:48I see.
14:49Now, please take a seat.
14:52Sorry to keep you waiting.
14:54What we're going to do now is
14:56we're going to have a conversation with someone.
15:00Let's bring him in.
15:02Please come in.
15:11This time, we're going to have a conversation
15:14about the comedy of the Reiwa era.
15:18You can speak as you like, Hasegawa-san.
15:22Please come in.
15:23The comedy of the Reiwa era
15:26belongs to you, Hasegawa-san.
15:29It's a masterpiece.
15:31It belongs to you, Masanori-san.
15:33In the past,
15:35when I watched it,
15:37it was in the Showa era.
15:38Of course.
15:39At that time, people who were on TV were having fun.
15:42I wanted to do comedy, too.
15:45When Masanori-san came out,
15:48I thought it was an ice candy.
15:50Ice candy?
15:51An ice candy came out.
15:53It was scary.
15:55It looked scary.
15:56A scary person said,
15:58Hello.
15:59It's not funny to say, Hello.
16:01Even if you do it normally,
16:02you say, Hello.
16:03But a scary person said, Hello.
16:06I just paid attention to it.
16:09It's the same as my sandwich bun.
16:11At the office.
16:12A scary-looking person
16:14had a rough voice even though he was fat.
16:17If you pay attention and laugh,
16:19you'll win the M-1.
16:21You'll say, I did it.
16:23But the judges and the audience
16:25don't know what to do if you don't win.
16:27That's why you won.
16:28You just pay attention.
16:30It's the same with my sandwich bun.
16:32No, no.
16:33It looks reflective.
16:36It's reflective.
16:38It's not reflective.
16:39It's reflective.
16:40It's not reflective.
16:41But the truth is,
16:42it's not funny at all.
16:44If you're told you're old and tired,
16:46you'll pay attention.
16:48It's scary, so if you don't laugh,
16:50you'll be blown away at this distance.
16:52If you just pay attention and laugh,
16:54people here won't laugh at you on TV.
16:57No, no.
16:58Wait a minute.
16:59That's not true.
17:00Mr. Masayoshi.
17:01Yes.
17:02What do you think
17:03after being told this much?
17:04If you ask me why it took so long,
17:06it's because I didn't have the sense
17:09or the talent.
17:10Above all,
17:11I didn't have the talent to sell
17:13more than the sense of humor.
17:15Don't be so pathetic.
17:18Time's up.
17:22The correct answer is
17:24I didn't have the sense.
17:26Nagano, Arase, and Dorobo are completely different.
17:28I'm sorry, Nakano.
17:29I didn't say anything.
17:30Above all,
17:31I didn't kiss.
17:33After being told this much,
17:34what do you think?
17:35If you're told this much,
17:36it's wrong, wrong, wrong.
17:37That's not true.
17:38I just don't have the sense.
17:39That's the correct answer.
17:44I don't know.
17:45It's your fault.
17:47It's your fault.
17:48Why do you look like it's my fault?
17:50It's your fault.
17:52If it was funny,
17:53you should have said it at the end.
17:55It's your fault.
17:57Now,
17:58Hasegawa will choose
18:01two people to be eliminated.
18:03Oh, no.
18:04Please.
18:05Please.
18:06I want to stay.
18:07I want to stay.
18:08I want to stay.
18:09I want to stay.
18:10Okay.
18:11Please bring out the board.
18:13Please.
18:14Two people.
18:15Suzuki-san and Unagi-san.
18:17Please wait.
18:18I want to stay.
18:19I want to stay.
18:20I want to stay.
18:21Well,
18:22well,
18:23well,
18:24on the contrary,
18:25the other two
18:26are similar to me.
18:28They're similar to idols.
18:29I think they're similar.
18:31I'm glad.
18:32I don't know why,
18:33but I think so.
18:38If you do it like this,
18:39you can't fly for a moment.
18:41Do you do it like this?
18:42Do you do it like this?
18:44I don't respect you at all.
18:50The remaining candidates for Hasegawa are
18:53Matsukura from Travis Japan
18:55and Masuda from Kageyama.
18:57Now,
18:58it's the final round.
19:00It's decided.
19:01First,
19:02please look at this.
19:04I'm not good at it.
19:06Watanabe,
19:07Hasegawa's partner,
19:11is in the other room
19:13for a meeting of a fake program.
19:15Of course,
19:16I don't know what's going on
19:18in this program.
19:19Here's the problem.
19:21What does Watanabe hate
19:24about his partner Hasegawa?
19:26I'm sorry,
19:27but can you tell me one thing?
19:29I'll ask Watanabe.
19:31What will Watanabe answer?
19:34Of course, Hasegawa will guess.
19:36Above all,
19:37I want you to guess
19:38what Hasegawa will draw.
19:40I see.
19:41It's complicated.
19:43What does he hate?
19:46Well,
19:47Matsuda,
19:48please answer.
19:51What does he hate?
19:55Why did you draw this?
19:57Watanabe has a good image
19:59of a person with a good sense of humor.
20:03On the other hand,
20:05Hasegawa
20:07is a bit stingy.
20:09I don't like that.
20:11You should get angry at your partner.
20:13Matsuda, please answer.
20:16Hasegawa has a loud voice.
20:19He always has a loud voice.
20:21That's amazing.
20:22If your answer matches Hasegawa's,
20:25you'll get a point.
20:27Please guess what Hasegawa will draw.
20:29Here it is.
20:32He has a bad breath.
20:35He has a bad breath, doesn't he?
20:37I think so, too.
20:39But,
20:40if I say,
20:41he has a bad breath,
20:42he'll get angry.
20:44If I say,
20:45he has a bad breath,
20:46he'll get angry.
20:47At this point,
20:48both of you are wrong.
20:50However,
20:51if you guess what Watanabe will draw,
20:55you'll get a point.
20:58Please take a look.
21:02By the way,
21:04what do you think
21:06Hasegawa doesn't like about Watanabe?
21:12He has a lot of bad points.
21:16But, he doesn't have any bad points.
21:19He doesn't?
21:20No.
21:21He doesn't?
21:22He doesn't have any bad points.
21:27But,
21:29he doesn't have any bad points.
21:33That's because of us.
21:36I'm having a meal
21:38because of his bad points.
21:42So,
21:45I'm grateful to him.
21:49Watanabe has a lot of bad points.
21:54He doesn't have any bad points.
22:00He doesn't have any bad points.
22:03He doesn't?
22:04That's amazing.
22:05He doesn't have any bad points.
22:07He doesn't have any bad points.
22:12I'll draw just one.
22:14I'll draw just one.
22:15Okay.
22:22He doesn't like small things.
22:24I don't like it.
22:26He's too stupid to talk.
22:30He's not rich.
22:33What?
22:34He's quite cold-hearted.
22:37He doesn't like people's mistakes.
22:41He's forgiven by people,
22:43but he thinks he's doing it.
22:45He's talking too much.
22:47He doesn't care about people's feelings.
22:50He's too loud when he breathes.
22:53He's too loud when he breathes.
22:55He's too loud when he moves.
22:57Shut up!
22:59He has a bad breath.
23:01What's wrong with him?
23:04He's talking too much.
23:08He doesn't have any bad points.
23:12He's talking too much.
23:14He's talking too much.
23:16He doesn't have any bad points.
23:18That's all for the questions.
23:22Let's see who the winner is.
23:27The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
23:30The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
23:35He was the judge.
23:37Yes, he was.
23:39The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
23:44Who is the winner?
23:47Please choose one person.
23:51I will announce the winner.
23:53The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
24:00The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
24:04Congratulations.
24:10Is it me?
24:12The second winner is Masanori Hasegawa.
24:19Congratulations.
24:23I lost to Masanori Hasegawa.
24:29It's frustrating.
24:34Yes.
24:36It's a competition.
24:39Yes.
24:40It's frustrating.
24:43But I did it with passion.
24:47It's frustrating.
24:50It's not funny at all.
24:52It's not funny at all.
24:56It's frustrating.
25:01Hasegawa is tired.
25:05So he goes to a host club.
25:10Masanori.
25:12Masanori.
25:14Masanori.
25:16Yes.
25:17Masanori, nice job.
25:19Don't sit down.
25:20I won't sit down.
25:22Congratulations.
25:24Don't sit down.
25:26Don't sit down.
25:28It's a competition.
25:30I'm sorry.
25:32I'm sorry.
25:34I'm sorry.
25:36You are always like that.
25:38Are you always like that?
25:40Are you always like that?
25:42I'm sorry.
25:44I'm sorry.
25:46I'm sorry.
25:48I'm sorry.
25:52I don't think Masanori speaks on purpose.
25:56I think he speaks with his facial expression.
26:01I think he is Takakura from the comedy world.
26:08He is talking with his facial expression again.
26:15He is talking with his face all the time.
26:18It's history.
26:21Can I call you history?
26:23Can I call you history?
26:25I'm not good at it.
26:32Go home.
26:35It's amazing.
26:38He is back to his relaxed face.
26:42How was it today?
26:44I panicked.
26:51You didn't talk much.
26:53I did it with my facial expression.
26:56Can you show us your facial expression?
26:58Can I?
27:00He is talking with his face all the time.
27:02He is talking with his face all the time.
27:10Masanori.
27:12How was it?
27:14I won the M-1 championship with him.
27:21I'm amazing.
27:25He is talking with his face all the time.
27:28He is talking with his face all the time.
27:30I'm amazing.
27:32I'm not you.
27:34Please give me your comment.
27:37He is talking with his face all the time.
27:40He is talking with his face all the time.
27:42He is talking with his face all the time.
27:45You know?
27:47It's amazing.