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00:00Daigo's Entertainment Award!
00:08These are the people who brought us this award.
00:16Daigo, how do you feel about this award?
00:19I'm nervous.
00:22That's why I'm nervous.
00:24This time, we have two comedians who can't speak Japanese,
00:28and a translator, Mr. Takeyama.
00:31I'll be the translator.
00:35You guys can do it, right?
00:37Yes, we can.
00:39But there's a possibility that you can't speak Japanese.
00:42Yes, of course.
00:44There's also a possibility that you don't know why you're here.
00:47It's like a business tour in the fall.
00:50Let's have fun together.
00:52Let's make good memories on our way back.
00:54It's a mystery.
00:56I see.
00:57I'm interested in what you're buying.
01:00I'm good at talking about receipts.
01:06You can't do it anymore.
01:08I can't do it.
01:09Next, Mr. Pinmiyashita.
01:11Yes, I'm Mr. Pinmiyashita.
01:12I'm counting on you.
01:13I thought you'd be more passionate than funny.
01:16No, I'm definitely funny.
01:19It's different from what I heard.
01:21I'm happy.
01:22Of course.
01:24Next, Mr. Human Nakamura.
01:26I'm counting on you.
01:27I'm counting on you.
01:29Human Nakamura, even in R-1.
01:33I'm going with one passion, too.
01:37That's what I'm talking about.
01:38I'm nervous.
01:39Why did you choose that one?
01:43First, this one.
01:47Malta?
01:48Yes.
01:49It's a receipt of Malta Noriyuki.
01:52It's from Mochuu.
01:53It's from Malta.
01:54It's from Malta.
01:57It's a receipt of a painful love.
02:01It's from the era of food.
02:04I've never heard of Mochuu's love story.
02:06I don't have an image of it.
02:08I've never talked about it.
02:12The mysterious life of Mochuu.
02:15Why did they fall in love?
02:19December 21, 2017.
02:22It was before Christmas.
02:24It was about 7 years ago.
02:26There was a woman I loved at the time.
02:30She invited me to a crab-free lunch at Shinagawa Prince Hotel.
02:36I remember that.
02:39It was the most talkative place I've ever been to.
02:43That's right.
02:44I was going to use that place as a stock.
02:50It's Mochuu, so it's cute.
02:53She came to see my live performance.
02:55At that time, I had long hair.
02:57She always praised me for my long hair.
03:03She was a Mochuu-like girl.
03:06That's right.
03:07There were a lot of things in common.
03:09It was decided by Christmas, right?
03:11That's right.
03:12The crab-free lunch started.
03:14I wanted to be loved by a man who couldn't eat as much as he wanted.
03:19I couldn't eat as much as I wanted.
03:21Then don't eat as much as you want.
03:24You realized that, didn't you?
03:26You realized that, didn't you?
03:27If you eat too much crab, you might look bad.
03:29I couldn't eat as much as I wanted.
03:32You couldn't eat as much as you wanted.
03:33However, a woman ate a lot of crab.
03:38I'm glad to hear that.
03:40However, when I saw her eating a lot of crab,
03:45I thought she wasn't good enough for me.
03:49I see.
03:51You may have thought too much.
03:53In the end, I gave up on confessing my love to her.
03:56Did you give up?
03:58I didn't eat as much as I wanted.
04:02I see.
04:03If you could go back to that time,
04:05you should have confessed your love to her in front of a crab.
04:08In front of a crab?
04:09You should have confessed your love to her in front of a crab.
04:12You should have confessed your love to her in front of a crab.
04:14What do you think about the lineup?
04:16I don't want to talk to a woman who eats a lot of crab.
04:21I've never heard that.
04:23I've never heard that.
04:24Crab isn't that kind of food.
04:26According to my information,
04:28I don't want to talk to a woman who eats a lot of crab.
04:32That's why I ate a lot of crab.
04:34I see.
04:35Ginza crab.
04:37Ginza crab.
04:38Ginza crab.
04:39Ginza crab.
04:40Ginza crab.
04:41How did you feel when you were invited to eat a lot of crab?
04:44How did you feel when you were invited to eat a lot of crab?
04:46If I didn't eat a lot of crab,
04:48I thought I would be hurt.
04:50I see.
04:51Or I thought it was okay to show a lot of crab.
04:55I see.
04:56I see.
04:59He was a good boy.
05:03Did you buy a Christmas present?
05:06I thought it would be nice to make a gift myself.
05:10So I sewed a scarf.
05:14Did you make a Christmas present?
05:17I don't want to do that.
05:19You don't want to do that?
05:20I don't want to do that.
05:24What kind of crab did you buy?
05:25I think it was a shark.
05:27It's hard to buy a crab.
05:29I see.
05:30But I think it was a sea urchin.
05:32Sea urchin?
05:33Sea urchin?
05:36Was it a mix?
05:37Did you buy a lot of crab?
05:39Yes, I bought a lot of crab.
05:40It's a crab festival.
05:41It's a crab festival.
05:42It's a crab festival.
05:45I'm sorry.
05:46It was seven years ago.
05:47I'm sorry.
05:48I've never heard of MONJU.
05:51I want to support you.
05:52I should get a certificate so I can move on to my next love.
05:55This receipt...
05:58It's a letter of intention.
06:00It's a letter of intention.
06:02It's a letter of intention.
06:03I shouldn't have done this.
06:04I shouldn't have done this.
06:05You've learned a lot from this.
06:08You should pay for it.
06:10That's right.
06:12I'll decorate it on the shelf.
06:14I'll put a crab in it.
06:16I don't know what you mean.
06:19I was watched in the end.
06:21This is also a meal ticket, right?
06:25Yes, this is me.
06:27This is a meal ticket with the best friend I've made recently.
06:34The best friend you've made recently?
06:36The best friend I've made recently.
06:38Actually, this friend is Kento Nakajima.
06:43Kenty?
06:44Yes, Kenty.
06:45Really?
06:46Really?
06:47It's real.
06:48I'm not crazy to bring my best friend here.
06:55Miyashita became friends with Kento Nakajima because of the show.
07:02However, they have a common hobby, so they have a lot of expenses and worries.
07:09I think our personalities go well together.
07:14You and Kenty?
07:15This is a surprise.
07:17Kenty watches a lot of things.
07:21Miyashita is serious, but he is actually stupid.
07:26He pointed out my insides that entertainers have never told me.
07:31Miyashita pointed it out.
07:33I was a little happy.
07:34Kenty told me that he wanted everyone to notice, but he couldn't.
07:38There are only a few people who look at me more than this person.
07:43Kusanagi is not like that.
07:45Kusanagi sometimes says I'm cool.
07:49He is your partner.
07:50He is cool.
07:52He is cool sometimes.
07:54He is cool sometimes.
07:55I've never been told that.
07:57Daigo, you are cool today.
08:00They both love Yu-Gi-Oh!
08:02What they have in their hands is a Yu-Gi-Oh! card.
08:04I see.
08:06So, they decided to have a duel.
08:09What is a duel?
08:10A duel is when you play a game with Yu-Gi-Oh! cards.
08:13In the past, there was a free rental space at a card shop.
08:18You could have a duel there.
08:20But they took Kenty there.
08:23It was a big deal.
08:24So, Nakajima said,
08:26I'll prepare a store for you.
08:28It's a good store where you can protect your privacy.
08:32So, they had 3 duels there.
08:34But the total cost was 30,000 yen.
08:38One duel costs 10,000 yen.
08:41I see.
08:42Even though it's at a card shop.
08:44It's free at a card shop.
08:46It's free.
08:47But they took Kenty there.
08:49Yu-Gi-Oh! players are called duelists.
08:52A duelist has at least 200 duels with the same person every year.
08:57So, if you have a duel with Nakajima,
09:00it costs 2,000,000 yen a year.
09:03That's crazy.
09:04It's a crazy price.
09:06You should change the store.
09:09It was 15,000 yen at that time.
09:12I see.
09:13Did you pay in installments?
09:14Yes, I did.
09:16You paid in installments.
09:18No, I didn't.
09:20Mr. Daigo.
09:21No, I didn't.
09:23I understand your feeling.
09:24Mr. Daigo.
09:25Kenty paid in installments.
09:27Mr. Daigo.
09:29Mr. Daigo.
09:30Kenty is way better than you in terms of talent and power.
09:34You don't have to say that.
09:36I'm sorry.
09:37I'm sorry.
09:38You've been saying that you're friends with Kenty.
09:42What do you think of him?
09:45I see.
09:46Mr. Daigo.
09:47I see.
09:48If that's the case,
09:49you'll end up going home disappointed.
09:52If you get him to accept you as a duelist,
09:55it'll be harder for you to duel in the future.
09:58Yes.
09:59You don't want to pay the 15,000 yen.
10:02That's what I think, too.
10:06Well, I'll take it back.
10:08I'll take it back.
10:09I see.
10:10I see.
10:11Even if you're going to duel with Kenty,
10:13you should pay in installments.
10:16Is Mr. Nakajima paying in installments?
10:18No, Mr. Nakajima is paying in installments.
10:21He's paying with a credit card he's never seen before.
10:25Here it is.
10:2838,500 yen.
10:29Who is it?
10:30It's me.
10:31Oh, Mr. Takiyama.
10:32Mr. Takiyama doesn't spend much money.
10:35I don't like it, either.
10:37I don't want my junior, Mr. Daigo, to accept me as a duelist.
10:40I see.
10:41I've never said this on TV,
10:44but I've been frustrated for many years.
10:46I thought I'd take this opportunity to say it.
10:48I used to be like a comedian.
10:51Yes.
10:52I used to complain a lot.
10:54Don't underestimate me!
10:56This is what happens when you're really mad!
10:59This is what happens when you're mad!
11:00He's so mad that he's going crazy.
11:05It's been 20 years since then.
11:08He talks about the reason why he can't get mad anymore.
11:13I do this no matter where I go.
11:16When I'm in a bad mood, I do about eight shows.
11:19On TV.
11:20Why can I do eight shows?
11:22I can't physically do it.
11:24For example, we're recording Daigo's receipt.
11:27In the middle of the recording, he says,
11:29Why don't you call me?
11:31I won't call you!
11:33That's amazing.
11:34He comes out and bites Daigo.
11:36He says,
11:37This is the receipt.
11:38I don't approve it.
11:39What are you doing?
11:40Go home!
11:41He says,
11:42I'm going home.
11:43Three minutes.
11:44He often says,
11:45Please hang up.
11:47He used to say that.
11:50It was the first time he said that to an actor.
11:52He used to say,
11:53I didn't just act!
11:56He used to say that.
11:58Of course.
11:59I don't get it.
12:00It's a good thing.
12:01When we have a meeting,
12:03I ask other actors to go.
12:05But when I ask an idol,
12:06they say,
12:07I'm going to cry.
12:08You can cry.
12:09Let me cry.
12:10It's better to cry.
12:11It's better for the picture.
12:12It's more exciting for the picture.
12:13We're going home with money.
12:16That's why I'm going.
12:18It's a heavy mission.
12:19But the time has changed.
12:21This is what I'm most angry about.
12:24Takiyama hasn't been angry lately.
12:27He's not angry anymore.
12:28He's just a commentator.
12:31The world,
12:33and the TV industry,
12:35they're going to do whatever they want.
12:38Don't mess with me.
12:41If you don't need to be angry,
12:42it's you guys.
12:45I don't need it now.
12:47It's not that I quit.
12:49You guys let me go.
12:53Think about it.
12:54I'm a guest on my own show.
12:55What do you want me to do?
12:57Do what you want.
12:59It's hard to do now.
13:01Takiyama didn't want to be a commentator.
13:05That's right.
13:06I wanted to be an actor like Ogi Aki or Banana Man.
13:11I've hated this kind of comedian since I was a kid.
13:18When I finally got back to myself,
13:21the world was like,
13:22did you quit?
13:24I was getting more and more stressed.
13:26When I was getting older and older,
13:31I used to buy things like Buddha.
13:33That's enough.
13:35I wanted to be at ease.
13:38But I didn't know anything about Buddhism.
13:40I wondered what I respected the most.
13:45That's the Yoda that appears in Star Wars.
13:49That's amazing.
13:51It's a Yoda made of glass.
13:54I put it in the living room.
13:57I put it in the corner of the room.
13:59I said I'd do my best.
14:00I won't lose.
14:01To calm your mind.
14:03It's been about a month since I came from abroad.
14:05The Yoda that arrived at my house was this small.
14:09The Yoda that arrived at my house was this small.
14:15It wasn't this big.
14:17I thought it was this big, but it was this small.
14:19It's really small.
14:21When I put my hand in the socket,
14:22I thought, no way.
14:25I've heard a lot of good stories.
14:28I'm grateful for that, too.
14:29I'll return this receipt.
14:32Why?
14:33Why?
14:35It's more interesting if I don't care at all.
14:39When this came,
14:41I didn't think about my feelings.
14:43I was worried, but this came.
14:47Please show me the next receipt.
14:49Here it is.
14:54It's 198,000 yen.
14:56It's me.
14:57It's me.
14:59I've never been able to finish talking in front of DAIGO.
15:05How is it?
15:06I've eaten many times,
15:08but I've never been able to finish talking in front of DAIGO.
15:10I've never talked to him.
15:11I've never been to his house.
15:13That's why you're always in a strange mood.
15:16I'll talk to you until the end.
15:18I'll listen to you slowly.
15:20Please listen to me slowly.
15:23I bought this for my wife.
15:25It's 198,000 yen.
15:28You're doing a good job.
15:29This is it.
15:30It's like a pipi.
15:31It's like a pipi.
15:32It's like a baby face.
15:33If you spend money for your wife,
15:35you can spend a lot of money.
15:37That's why I'm working.
15:39However, this is because of him.
15:43It's because of him.
15:44It's because of him.
15:45If it hadn't happened,
15:47I wouldn't be in a bad mood at all.
15:50What happened to him
15:52when his wife bought a high-end beauty camera?
15:56My wife is very cute.
15:59She's not the kind of woman I can marry.
16:02She's that cute?
16:03She's very cute.
16:05One day, we were drinking at a bar.
16:07A clerk came in.
16:10He said,
16:11Nobu was drinking.
16:13We went to say hello.
16:15I heard you were drinking.
16:17I was drinking with a woman who I thought was my wife.
16:21And I was wearing a pair of T-shirts.
16:24I've talked about this once on Chidori's show.
16:29Nobu's reply was...
16:32Nobu appeared in front of Manabu's wife.
16:35It was on air, too.
16:39Oh, I see.
16:41I was in Tokyo, but now I'm in Kiba.
16:46Manabu was at a bar.
16:48He happened to meet Nobu, a pair of T-shirts.
16:53I've talked about this once on Chidori's show.
16:57I've talked about this once on Chidori's show.
17:00Nobu's reply was...
17:02Manabu was drinking with a 50-year-old woman.
17:09It was on air, too.
17:13Oh, I see.
17:15My wife is a younger idol than me.
17:20In reality.
17:22It's a joke, but...
17:25I've been getting more and more beautiful.
17:27I'm a 50-year-old woman.
17:29I'm a woman.
17:30I've got 79,200 hair dryers.
17:34All of them are really good.
17:37I've bought a comb, too.
17:39A comb costs 14,000 yen.
17:42I haven't used a hair dryer.
17:44You just bought a comb.
17:46I think you should tell your wife that you're beautiful enough.
17:52But she tells me every day that I'm beautiful.
17:56I kiss her when I have time.
17:59I kiss her when I have time.
18:00We watch the Paris Olympics together.
18:02I can kiss her between volleyball sets.
18:06You kiss her when you have time.
18:10That's how close you are.
18:11That's how close we are.
18:12Of course, I've never heard of Nobu's story.
18:17Nobu NG.
18:18Nobu NG.
18:19I don't think he's a good guy.
18:22I think so.
18:23He's a little over-the-top.
18:26This receipt is...
18:30I'll give it back to you.
18:34I'll tell Nobu.
18:35I told him to apologize once.
18:37I told him to apologize once.
18:38But he doesn't want to do housework anymore.
18:40He wants to do kickboxing.
18:43He's trying to beat Nobu.
18:46Please choose the next receipt.
18:49It's amazing.
18:51There are so many.
18:53All of them?
18:54I'm not Delish.
18:56How to give it to Delish.
18:58Who is it?
18:59It's me.
19:00Human.
19:01Yes.
19:02With a negative character and a word play,
19:06Human NAKAMURA won the R1 Grand Prix 6 times in a row.
19:14He's 41 years old.
19:17He has a lot of worries.
19:21This is my first talk show in Tokyo.
19:26I couldn't join Nipple.
19:29The producer ran to me and brought your documents.
19:33I'm sorry.
19:35I've been working in Osaka for 20 years.
19:39I came to Tokyo in June this year.
19:45When I came to Tokyo again,
19:48I couldn't find a place to sell.
19:51There was nothing.
19:52There was nothing.
19:54So, I held my own talk show.
19:57When I was in Osaka,
19:59about 300 people came to my talk show.
20:02It was full.
20:04The first talk show I held in June was
20:07only 9 people came to 300 people's talk show.
20:11It was so different.
20:12Was Tokyo so far away?
20:14Yes.
20:15Was it so far away?
20:16Yes.
20:17The number of the audience was written on the theater's calendar.
20:21Oh.
20:22Yes.
20:23Other talk shows had 180, 250, or 300 people.
20:27Yes.
20:28My talk show had 3,000 people.
20:31That's harsh.
20:32There were so many people.
20:33I thought the theater was in danger.
20:38Where did you appear?
20:40I appeared in a theater in Makuhari.
20:42Chiba?
20:43Yes, Chiba.
20:44I went to Tokyo, but I appeared in Chiba.
20:47It was a little off.
20:49It was a little off.
20:50I thought I had to do something.
20:53I thought I had to make a story.
20:58I went to a cafe every day to make a story.
21:03I've been going to cafes.
21:05It was really full.
21:07Yes, it was really full.
21:09It was full.
21:10It was full.
21:11I think I was there for about an hour or two.
21:13You were late.
21:14I was late.
21:15I'm early in my life now,
21:17but I had to quit if I couldn't sell until I was 30.
21:22I was in my 30s, so I lived the same way.
21:26I lived in an apartment and went to a cafe.
21:29I also worked part-time.
21:31What should I do to sell?
21:34I don't know what to do to sell.
21:38After this, Daigo, who knows how difficult the situation is,
21:42gives advice from his soul.
21:44I didn't know it was such a hot program.
21:46Thank you very much.
21:49I received a message from Mr. Akko.
21:52I'm looking forward to meeting Mr. Takeyama.
21:55Don't do such a thing!
21:57The episode you want to see again is on TVER and Hulu.
22:01Don't forget to register for your favorite program on TVER.
22:04Think about how I felt when I came here.
22:08Daigo gives advice to a 41-year-old junior entertainer in his 21st year of retirement.
22:15What should I do to sell?
22:18I don't know what to do to sell.
22:22You can't be weak.
22:24You have to think about what you can do for others.
22:30Especially if you are over 40 years old.
22:32You shouldn't think about negative things.
22:34If you do that, you will suffer more and more.
22:37You have to keep your feelings.
22:41You should be more aggressive.
22:43When I said that there were only 100 people,
22:48there were 7 people with me.
22:52Everyone laughed at me.
22:56Everyone has experienced it.
22:59I didn't know it was such a hot program.
23:01Thank you very much.
23:03I will do my best.
23:04I understand how you feel.
23:08Please make a decision.
23:11I will sell this receipt.
23:17Wait a minute.
23:18I feel very hot.
23:20I will definitely sell this.
23:22This is a big money.
23:24I regret it and think about when I can graduate.
23:28I feel hot, but please make a decision.