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00:00Asshole !
00:02Anyway, I'm off to Malibu to see Herb Cazaz, he has cancer which as you know is a whole thing, plus he hates me so I could really use some good news at the end of the day.
00:10Oh my god, you're going to see Herb ? You must be really... Nope, don't care, not interested.
00:16Okay, good talk.
00:18Hey ! You ready for this ?
00:21Listen, I wanna make sure I don't spend any time alone with Herb. I'm bringing you along as my buffer.
00:25And your memoirist. I should meet your old best friend before he dies of cancer.
00:29Okay, I guess. Just don't abandon me. No bathroom breaks.
00:32And don't slip out of the room to text your fiancé a bunch of winky smileys with hearts next to them. Gross.
00:39Congratulations on the whole being engaged thing, by the way.
00:41Thanks. It's just starting to hit me. I'm getting married. Thank god I don't have to die alone. No offense.
00:47Untaken. Till you said no offense.
00:49So, what's the deal with you and this guy ? You never talk about him.
00:53Well, I kinda maybe stabbed him in the back ?
00:56Yeah, it's a bit of a story.
00:58A story of power, betrayal and ambitious hairstyles.
01:03The year ? 1984.
01:04Movie's over.
01:05Watch the next one.
01:07I'm tired of watching movies.
01:10Do you wanna play a game ?
01:11Sure. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the hell up.
01:15Is it me ?
01:16It's always you. Now, where was I ?
01:18You were about to tell a story about you being a shitty friend.
01:20But then we got interrupted by you yelling at Todd.
01:22Oh, yeah. Shut up, Todd.
21:19Je dois y aller.
21:21Hé, Brightside, au moins maintenant tu as une bonne histoire à raconter.
21:25A son funérail.
21:27Oh, mon Dieu.
21:40Je ne veux pas détruire l'ambiance ici, mais j'ai dû fumer pendant trois heures.
21:45Regarde, je ne mettrai pas ce qui s'est passé aujourd'hui dans le livre si tu ne veux pas que je le fasse.
21:48Non, c'est bon. La vérité complète, comme on a agréé.
21:51Warts et tout. Ça n'a pas d'importance.
21:53Je n'ai même pas envie de voir ce que les gens pensent d'aujourd'hui.
21:56Eh bien, pour ce qu'il vaut, je pense qu'il a fallu beaucoup de goût pour faire ce que tu as fait là-bas.
22:44Abonne-toi !