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00:00A famous serial killer.
00:02We're all villains in someone's eyes.
00:05Oh.
00:07Serial killer.
00:08Oh, sorry.
00:10That was head coach and NBA champion Joe Mizzoula.
00:13If the Blue Meanies are going to get me,
00:15they'd better get off their asses and do something.
00:18Who said it?
00:19Joe Mizzoula.
00:21Sorry, that would be the Zodiac killer.
00:23In this hole lives the Wicked King.
00:26Joe Mizzoula.
00:27Oh.
00:29No.
00:29Sadly, Al, that was the son of Sam, David Berkowitz.
00:36And that's how we played Who Said It?
00:39Celtics head coach Joe Mizzoula or a famous serial killer.
00:41Today, Jones, on Halloween, we've
00:44decided to take that game and put a slight tweak to it.
00:46A totally different game, I think.
00:48A completely different game.
00:48Yeah, this isn't even close.
00:50Who Said It?
00:50Celtics head coach and NBA champion Joe Mizzoula
00:53or a horror movie villain.
00:57Yes.
00:58And this time we have prizes.
00:59This time we have prizes.
01:00Now, last time we had maybe the greatest prize of all,
01:02a spot in the Jones and Keefe Wall of Fame.
01:06What was it?
01:06Ring of Honor.
01:07Yeah, Arthur Blank put himself in the Falcons' Ring of Honor.
01:10We have a Ring of Honor as well.
01:11It's Randy Moss.
01:12And who was the gentleman that won last time?
01:14Do we remember?
01:15Alan Rhode Island.
01:15Alan Rott.
01:16Thank you very much.
01:16I was going to say Andrew.
01:17Alan Rott.
01:18How could I forget?
01:18So it's right there.
01:19It's right here in the Ring of Honor above us.
01:21So here's the deal.
01:22So this is how we play the game.
01:23You join the show.
01:25I'm going to read a quote.
01:27You then say, that's Joe Mizzoula or horror movie villain.
01:32If you happen to know the villain, great.
01:33If not, you can just say horror movie villain.
01:35If you get it right, you win a pair of tickets to see Deftones.
01:39Yes, they're playing at TD Garden April 8th.
01:41So make sure you get in line here.
01:44Fill out lines already full, 617-779-7937.
01:47There's no guarantee people are going to get them right.
01:48No.
01:49So keep calling if you want an opportunity to win this game
01:52and some tickets to see Deftones.
01:53People on Twitch Chat thinking that we're
01:53going to give away a pen.
01:54That's also a good prize, but not today.
01:56We're going Deftones tickets.
01:57Yes.
01:57So which is fantastic.
01:58So yes, if you get one wrong, you're
02:01done for the game we go on to the next.
02:03But if you get one right, you win.
02:04Yes.
02:04If you get one wrong right away, thanks for playing.
02:06You're done.
02:06You get one right, we'll put you on hold with Billy.
02:08If you get one wrong, we'll move on to the next guy.
02:09Pretty simple.
02:10OK.
02:10Who's our first contestant, Joe?
02:12Our first one up on Who Said It?
02:14Is it Joe Mizzoula or a famous horror movie villain,
02:18Connor in Springfield?
02:19Hello, Connor.
02:21Hi, what's up?
02:22How you doing?
02:23Are you ready to play?
02:25I am super ready, guys.
02:26All right.
02:27First quote.
02:28Quote, in the morning, if my face is a little puffy,
02:32I'll put on an ice pack while I'm doing my stomach crunches.
02:35I can do 1,000 now.
02:37Who said it?
02:38Who said it?
02:39No way, Mizzoula does that every morning.
02:42So I'm going to go with the villain.
02:44Correct.
02:45Connor.
02:46If my face is a little puffy, I'll
02:48put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches.
02:52I can do 1,000 now.
02:53And of course, Patrick Bateman from the film American Psycho.
02:56Yeah, that does not sound like Joe Mizzoula.
02:58Patrick Bateman.
02:58All right.
02:58So Connor, you've already won tickets.
03:00Let's see how many of these you can get right.
03:01All right.
03:02Number two.
03:03Quote, the only thing to fear is fear himself.
03:09And quote.
03:09That was Mizzoula, right?
03:12Oh.
03:13No.
03:13OK, Connor.
03:15Connor, we're sorry.
03:16I'm going to put you on hold.
03:17You're still a winner.
03:18The only thing to fear is fear himself.
03:23That, of course, would be Freddy Krueger
03:24from the hit Freddy vs. Jason.
03:27So congrats to Connor.
03:28He has two tickets to see The Deftones at TD Garden
03:31on April 8th.
03:31He's our first winner.
03:32But we could have more than one winner in this game, Keith.
03:34Up to five winners.
03:35So keep playing.
03:36Keep playing.
03:37How about Hollis in Marlborough?
03:39Hello, Hollis.
03:39Hollis.
03:42Hello?
03:43Hello?
03:43Hollis, are you there?
03:45Hey.
03:45Do you understand the rules?
03:46Yep, we're here.
03:47OK.
03:47OK.
03:47Yep, I understand the rules.
03:49All right, here we go.
03:50Quote, 40 years from now, none of you are invited to my funeral.
03:54And that's it.
03:55That's it.
03:57Ooh, that's a tough one.
04:00A villain.
04:03I'm sorry, Hollis.
04:04No Deftones tickets for you.
04:05In 40 years from now, none of you are invited to my funeral.
04:08And that's it.
04:09That's it.
04:10Sounds like a serial killer.
04:11Joe Mizzoula.
04:12But it's a horror movie villain.
04:13No, that is Celtics head coach and NBA champion Joe Mizzoula.
04:17Who do we got next?
04:18So you can dial us up, 617-779-7937, take his spot.
04:21How about Dave in New Hampshire?
04:23Hello, Dave.
04:23Dave.
04:24Hey, good morning, guys.
04:25Love the show.
04:26All right, thank you very much.
04:27Are you ready to play?
04:29I am ready.
04:30All right, here we go.
04:31Quote, amputate a man's leg, and he can still feel it tickling.
04:36Who said it?
04:37I'm going to go with movie villain.
04:39Correct.
04:40Amputate a man's leg, and he can still feel it tickling.
04:44That would be the great Hannibal Lecter
04:46from The Silence of the Lambs.
04:48I say horror movie.
04:49I know a lot of people don't.
04:49But anyway.
04:50Yeah, more of a thriller or horror.
04:51Yeah, it's all right.
04:52It's a blur.
04:53It's OK.
04:54Yeah, yeah, yeah.
04:54All right, let's go to the next quote here for Dave.
04:58Quote, they don't have a weapon.
04:59They're not going to come after me.
05:01They're saying words, so they don't mean anything.
05:04They're just words.
05:06Wasn't that more recently?
05:07I believe that was Joe Mizzoula.
05:08Oh, yes, sir.
05:10Wow.
05:10They don't have a weapon.
05:12They're not going to come after me.
05:13They don't have a weapon.
05:14They're saying words, so they don't mean anything.
05:16Wasn't that about a month ago?
05:18Yeah, it was about a month ago, Dave.
05:19Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:20You don't need to date these, but that's OK.
05:22Bonus points.
05:22OK.
05:23Yeah.
05:23All right, Dave's inside the game here.
05:25That's fine.
05:25That's fine.
05:26All right, Dave, what are you, a media member?
05:27Dave's going to tie the record here for three in a row.
05:29You can get this one.
05:31Next quote, a census taker once tried to test me.
05:34I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
05:39Well, that would be the great Hannibal Lecter.
05:41Correct.
05:42Wow, Dave.
05:42Very good.
05:43A census taker once tried to test me.
05:46I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice Chianti.
05:51Not Joe Mizzoula.
05:52That was Joe Mizzoula.
05:54Sorry, Joe.
05:54That was not Joe Mizzoula.
05:55That was Joe Mizzoula before game five of the NBA Finals.
05:57All right, let's keep it going here, Dave.
05:59You've already won, but now you're
06:01just trying to pad your stats.
06:03Let's go to the next quote.
06:04Quote, does it matter to you at all
06:06that the owners have placed their complete confidence
06:08and trust in me and that I have signed a letter of agreement,
06:12a contract, in which I have accepted that responsibility?
06:15Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical
06:17principle is?
06:17Do you?
06:18Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future
06:21if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities?
06:23Has it ever occurred to you?
06:24Has it?
06:28I mean, how could that not be Joe Mizzoula?
06:32Oh, sorry, Dave.
06:35Dave, I'll put you on hold.
06:36Billy's going to get your info.
06:38Congrats, good run by Dave.
06:39Does it matter to you at all that the owners have
06:42placed their complete confidence and trust in me
06:44and that I have signed a letter of agreement,
06:46a contract, in which I have accepted that responsibility?
06:51Do you have the slightest idea what a moral and ethical
06:54principle is?
06:55Do you?
06:55Do you?
06:56Has it ever occurred to you what would happen to my future
07:00if I were to fail to live up to my responsibilities?
07:02Has it ever occurred to you?
07:04Has it?
07:05That would be the terrifying Jack Torrance from The Shining.
07:09There you go.
07:09Got to really give it to the business there.
07:12So two more tickets.
07:13All right, we have two more tickets.
07:15See the Deftones in April at TD Garden.
07:17All right, next up, we have a few more of these, right, Keith?
07:19Yes, yeah, yeah, we have three more.
07:21We have three more.
07:22Chris, is it Narragansett you're next up on Joe Mizzoula
07:24or a horror movie villain?
07:26Oh, Chris.
07:28I'm here.
07:29All right, here we go.
07:30Quote, we're all going to be dead soon.
07:33It really doesn't matter anymore.
07:37That's got to be Mizzoula.
07:39Yeah!
07:41We're all going to be dead soon.
07:42It really doesn't matter anymore.
07:43That's an all-timer.
07:44That really has helped shape this game.
07:47What a quote.
07:48What an incredible quote.
07:49You can say that about anything.
07:50Nice.
07:51All right, Chris, you've already won a pair of tickets.
07:53Why don't you keep playing?
07:54All right, let's keep playing.
07:54All right, next quote.
07:56We all go a little mad sometimes.
08:00End quote.
08:02Let's start with Mizzoula again.
08:05Chris, I'm sorry, but congrats on the tickets.
08:08We all go a little mad sometimes.
08:10That would be Norman Bates from the film Psycho.
08:13There you go.
08:13That's one of the great movies ever made.
08:15A throwback and a remake.
08:16Correct.
08:17Yeah.
08:17Yeah, yeah.
08:17All wrapped up in one.
08:21And then Billy Loomis.
08:22Psycho.
08:23Yeah, Billy Loomis quoted it in-screen.
08:25So Chris is also going to win a pair of tickets.
08:28He's not Billy.
08:29He'll get your info, Chris.
08:30Hang on.
08:30He'll get your info for the Deftones tickets.
08:32So we have one more pair of tickets
08:33and we have one more quote.
08:34OK, let's hear it.
08:35It is Tim in Salem.
08:37Hello, Tim.
08:37All right, Tim, hello.
08:39Hello.
08:40Hello, are you ready to play?
08:43I am.
08:43OK, this is the last quote that we have.
08:45Is it Joe Mizzoula or a horror movie villain?
08:47Quote, the floor tastes like blood.
08:50I wish it did.
08:54Horror movie.
08:55Oh, Tim, I'm sorry.
08:59What did the court taste like?
09:01Blood?
09:04Maybe I wish it did.
09:06That's, of course, not a horror movie villain.
09:08That's the head coach of the Boston Celtics.
09:10That's right.
09:10Joe Mizzoula.
09:11NBA champion, Joe Mizzoula.
09:13So I would say that went pretty well.
09:15How many total tickets did we end up giving away?
09:17If I'm not mistaken, I believe we gave away three pairs.
09:19We had three winners today for the Deftones.
09:23Yeah.
09:23April 8, TD Garden.
09:25Right.
09:25We got some time to plan out that show.
09:28Yeah, you do.
09:29Yeah.
09:30You do what you're going to do that day.
09:31Yeah, you got a lot of time to really plan this out.
09:33I kind of love it.
09:34I believe it was three.
09:35Was it three or four winners?
09:36I think it was three.
09:36Would you rather have tickets for something this weekend or in six months?
09:39Oh, six months.
09:40Same.
09:40Yeah, I want time to plan that out.
09:41Same.
09:42I can put it in my calendar.
09:43I got to get a calendar for 2025, but then when I do, I'll mark it down.
09:46Yeah.
09:47I'd definitely go see Deftones.
09:48For sure.
09:49So I don't know how this works, but maybe we can give those other pair away at some other time.
09:53Oh, we can back pocket those other tickets?
09:54I don't know.
09:54I mean, we have six months.
09:56I think we can probably figure something out.
09:58You think between now and then we might have an opportunity?
10:00Well, yeah, but we should talk about this, Keith.
10:02Oh, we have another game?
10:03We're full of games.
10:04Okay, we're on the game show network over here.
10:05So there's a lot of you waiting on hold that unfortunately we're not able to participate.
10:09But thank you for trying.
10:10Thank you for trying and dialing up.
10:12And, you know, if you have other thoughts and takes, you can hang out on the lines.
10:15We'll take your thoughts on whatever.
10:17But we are going to play a game next week, Keith, where we're trying to identify the biggest Jones and Keith fan.
10:24And we know there's a lot of you out there.
10:25We're hoping there's at least one.
10:27We need one person.
10:28We need one person.
10:29Because this is going to be, do we even want to say what that is?
10:32Yeah, maybe not.
10:33Let's, I'm not sure we can say what the prize is.
10:35We got to double-check on the prize, but it's also a really good prize.
10:37It's a tremendous prize and it's going to be a lot of inside stuff from the show.
10:42That's right.
10:43You know, Rashad and Summer Sanders.
10:45Inside stuff.
10:47It's all inside stuff references from the 90s.
10:50Yeah.
10:50No, it's going to be Jones and Keith trivia.
10:53Yeah, effectively.
10:54So Paul Schubb, go back into the archives, listen to the podcast.
10:57It's obvious stuff.
10:58Bits, guests, units of measure, things like this.
11:02So yeah, yeah, yeah.
11:03Costumes.
11:05What was that?
11:05Who wore what?
11:06Who wore what on Halloween is a good one.
11:08We should add that to our list that we're working on.
11:10But we will be doing that next week as we're chock full of games here on Jones and Keith.
11:15And the variety is really what I think is most impressive.
11:17Yeah, I would agree with that.
11:18You know, just the sheer, you know, just volume of games we have and our ability to kind of shift from one to another.
11:27Joe Missoula or a serial killer versus Joe Missoula or a horror movie villain is just the range on that.
11:31I bet we'll be special based on this guy's press conferences.
11:35We can do it again in a month.
11:37We'll just we'll wait.
11:38Yes.
11:39So the more quotes the amazing thing about this job is like it keeps on coming.
11:42All those Joe Missoula quotes that we did in the Joe Missoula or serial killer were from the offseason.
11:46Those were all like podcast appearances.
11:48He did after they won the championship.
11:50We played that game.
11:51I think it was in September.
11:53And since then we had like a whole flurry of more Joe Missoula quotes time.
11:57Like we had enough for a whole nother game.
11:59Well, I also appreciate people texting us and tweeting us these different quotes.
12:03But like this is going to be in the next one.
12:04Like this will obviously be the next one.
12:06And so yeah, we've had we've had plenty.
12:07There are some of the cutting room floor before we at the show started.
12:10It's like what about like these three?
12:11And I was like, ah, we got enough for this guy.
12:15It's awesome.
12:15Yeah.
12:16So we'll we'll probably have more material meantime.
12:18Yes, I went through my batteries.
12:20Keith.
12:21I went through my backup batteries are in trouble.
12:23I'm deflating again.
12:24You can't plug that into an outlet.
12:26There's no power cord for that.
12:27I if you're watching on twitch.tv slash Boston WEI or YouTube or on YouTube just
12:33subscribe to WEI.
12:34They're wiggy already eviscerated by Halloween costume torch to you.
12:38He didn't like it.
12:39No, and you would think maybe that's why this thing is deflating.
12:42But no, I've just I've gone through two full sets of batteries battery eaters.
12:46Those things.
12:46It's like the yeah, I guess man the Bezos jokes are out of control.
12:51People were saying I because we wanted me to be someone specific.
12:55Yeah, a Bezos penis rocket.
12:57That is not what this was the intention.
12:59This was or I believe that was radio.
13:01I believe that was radio chick.
13:02It was a while ago in the the twitch chat, but it's a good line.
13:06But yeah, I think this is right off Amazon.
13:08So I you know, I don't want to say I want my money back Bezos, but well, I
13:12would at least I'm going to need a stern review.
13:15I'm going to need to invest you at least write a review.
13:17I've got no I'm going to invest though in a lot more batteries before I go
13:20marching around Monument Square tonight.
13:21I can tell you that there's some something's off that thing is not been
13:25inflated for very long at all.
13:26I replaced the batteries.
13:28I just tried on last night.
13:29I tried it on it about an hour.
13:31Yeah, exactly.
13:31That's about an hour.
13:33There's a lot more meat left on this.
13:34Which let me tell you.
13:36Yeah, not bad.
13:36I don't know.
13:38What do you do the other 55 minutes?
13:40What are you combining?
13:41My son?
13:42I'll take a shower.
13:44Watch have a movie an hour an hour.
13:48That is outrageous.
13:50Okay.