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00:00Shut up, it's none of your business who's in my room.
00:04It's my brother, this is my business.
00:06No it's not.
00:07Everything alright?
00:08I am, she ain't.
00:09Shut up.
00:10Thanks for the advice the other day mum.
00:12You're welcome.
00:14Shut up.
00:16What's up with him?
00:18Shouldn't you know?
00:20You're the one living with our kids.
00:22Oh great, thanks.
00:26Save our Sonia.
00:28Don't worry Pen, I'm not going to let anyone around here forget.
00:31I can't even sleep at night.
00:33Good to know injustice keeps some people awake at night.
00:36As the eternal good vibe is my witness, I will not see one of our own be unbathed for something she's never even done.
00:42So a little bit of faith, yeah?
00:44Save our Sonia, come on.
00:48Not exactly like those posh ones you get in Paris.
00:50No one will be handing out flies for me, will they?
00:53Look Pen, it'll all be forgotten soon.
00:55Phil's going to sell Peggy's anyway, any charges against her ain't going to mean prison time.
00:59Could be a family day out in court.
01:01Me for the crush, you for assault.
01:04Harry didn't deserve that.
01:06He's finished with me.
01:08Reckons he could do without the faceache.
01:09Good.
01:11Alright, he wound me up and I shouldn't have hit him.
01:14It wasn't a good time.
01:16Denise had just told me that she wants to go ahead with the divorce.
01:18She's going through with it?
01:20Could be that we all need a fresh start.
01:22Even us, yeah.
01:26Anyway, Amy needs her one shot oat milk, whatever that is.
01:30How's she doing?
01:32She's getting better.
01:34Life things will get better for all of us.
01:36Promise you.
01:39Cheers.
01:41Later.
01:55Bert, where's your big brother?
01:58I'm ready, I'll get off my case.
02:00I'm not on your case.
02:02Look, Ginger's been on the phone, right?
02:04Asking why I lied about having Covid.
02:06If you see her, just say you got muddled up or something.
02:08Why is she so bothered?
02:09She cares about me.
02:11Is that a dig?
02:12No, it's not a dig.
02:14Look, I have to show my face after being off for a week.
02:16Well, your dad'll be back later, so just forget about what happened and move on, yeah?
02:22Hey, the wandering hero has returned.
02:25You've got to hug for the old man, there we go.
02:27Bring it in, bring it in.
02:28Oh, hold on a second.
02:29Nobody move, stop the press.
02:31Kate, I hate to break it to you, love, but I think we're missing one.
02:33Yeah, it's that his mate's having a sleepover.
02:35Mr. Fussy, he didn't want to go because he didn't want to have something other than chicken nuggets for once.
02:40You're back early.
02:41Yeah, yeah, I wanted to see the kids before they headed off to school.
02:43What did you bring me?
02:44What did I bring you?
02:45I've been to Birmingham, not on a world tour.
02:46But, oh, oh, no, close your eyes.
02:48Got a little very special surprise here.
02:51Half-eaten packet of jelly babies.
02:54Slightly squashed, don't eat all of them.
02:56Kate, are you good with your mum?
02:57Oh, yeah, good as gold.
02:59So, how was the minute mark training?
03:01Did you learn anything or was it just a big old jolly?
03:03It wasn't a big old jolly.
03:04You're looking at a gold star student right now, boys and girls.
03:07So, today the minute mark, tomorrow the world.
03:14What's that?
03:15Oh, no, it's nothing.
03:16Oi, you, where's your PE kit?
03:18I told you to pack it last night.
03:20Tommy, go and help him.
03:29Kate?
03:30Can you do me a favour, please?
03:32OK.
03:33Come.
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05:21Seven.
05:22Go.
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05:35Seven.
05:36Go.
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05:42Go.
05:43Move it.
05:44with my face impaled on the steps.
05:46Yeah.
05:47You'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson
05:48after being on those crutches, wouldn't you?
05:51Trust me, if it was Tommy, I'd let you know, right?
05:54But we're moving on. Things are getting better.
05:57Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:58So, Mr. Moon's Minute Mart, eh?
06:00Yes.
06:00Start by getting rid of that poncy stuff they flog.
06:03Well, OK, you know me.
06:04That's me all over cheap and cheerful, all right?
06:07But I've got a bit of money next door
06:08so I can always pop over for a cup of you.
06:09You ain't nicking our biscuits
06:10when you've got a shop full of your own.
06:12Aye, darling, you know you're going to be all over my jammy Dodgers, all right?
06:15You're right.
06:16So, I think things are looking up now, though?
06:17Yeah.
06:18I'll see you later.
06:19Boys, come on!
06:26Running late?
06:27Breakfast takes priority.
06:29I'm a growing lad.
06:30Yeah, they're in all the right places.
06:34Oh, still look sore.
06:35Hmm?
06:36Yeah.
06:37I've just seen my dad.
06:39Dad?
06:40Reckons you're a wind-up
06:42and he's stressed because Denise is divorcing him.
06:45Punches me,
06:46stitches you up
06:47and he's still the victim.
06:48Also swears I won't go to prison for the crash.
06:51You don't believe that?
06:52I'm going to get a record either way
06:53just because he was trying to get back with Denise.
06:55And failed.
06:56Right, are we sending this video or what?
06:58Let's show him who's really got the upper hand.
07:01Rinse him for everything he's worth.
07:04Favours,
07:05inside knowledge,
07:07the lot.
07:08We say jump.
07:09He says how high.
07:12You're almost scary, you know that?
07:13Mmm, you love it.
07:20Hit send.
07:30Right.
07:32Bit cold for you to be out here all day, innit?
07:34Better than being locked up
07:36inside with you sharing a desk.
07:37No offence.
07:38Maybe it is good you're out here
07:39and all you're making tapping your nails.
07:42Mmm.
07:43Mmm.
07:44You got a message?
07:51You're going to put me in a wheelchair, aren't you?
07:53Yeah.
07:55Dad?
08:00Don't let her take over, Ty.
08:01Oh, excuse me.
08:02I have won medals for my colouring in.
08:05How's his mum been?
08:07Yeah, much the same.
08:08Poor woman.
08:09I should actually call her.
08:11Why don't we take Ty to the Gurdwara?
08:13I would, but I'm getting ready for the minimart refurb.
08:16It's OK?
08:18Yeah, but I could take him on my own.
08:19You don't want to be pushing it in your condition.
08:21Nonsense.
08:23You want Dadaji to come, don't you, Sardaji?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Come on, then.
08:32Come.
08:34Good boy.
08:38Someone's certainly put a smile on my dad's face.
08:41Yeah.
08:42It's just Ty, either.
08:43All right, we're just putting our differences aside
08:46for the little one, you know?
08:48Thanks.
08:54Zak, will you get the kitchen started, mate?
08:56I need to work.
08:57Mate, listen, look.
08:58We've got Dolly a salary now,
09:00but tell me that ain't the cutest bump in the world, eh?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Enjoy it before she can speak, I'd say.
09:07See you in a bit.
09:12I see more pictures of that baby than I do my own kids.
09:15I need your help.
09:19Have you got a new plan?
09:21I ain't got time.
09:23You're playing stupid games with a kid.
09:25It's my generation, innit?
09:27Always on their phones,
09:29sending stupid videos on social media.
09:32This will go viral.
09:34Which one?
09:35Insider knowledge.
09:37I reckon you'll be a real asset.
09:40No chance.
09:42Careful, Zak.
09:46You help me out or the world sees that video
09:49and you're finished.
09:51So give me a decision by the end of the week, yeah?
09:56I am not helping you break into her phone.
09:58You don't know where she could be hiding.
10:00Oh, look, fine.
10:02Oh, look, fine.
10:04I wasn't meant to tell you,
10:05but she's dating that Barney kid.
10:07Oh, hold on.
10:09Dating?
10:10What, him?
10:11So why didn't you tell me?
10:13Because you're so calm and relaxed about it.
10:15Look, just be glad she's dating some nerdy kid.
10:19No, no, no, no.
10:20There's something else.
10:21Look, I was on her case all of last week.
10:23There's nothing you can do.
10:24I bet you know the possibility, don't you?
10:28Look, if I'm right, you'll regret this.
10:30And you know what?
10:31If you're right, I'll...
10:33I'll mind up and admit you knew better.
10:38Because I'm her favourite,
10:39you serve both here and the last two digits of mine.
10:442-0-0-9-1-2.
10:46If she finds out you've broken into her phone,
10:48she'll never forgive you.
10:50Trust me.
10:53Hey.
10:54Oh, Alfie, you're back.
10:56I was going to have a word with you.
10:57Really nice to see you.
10:58Hello, Jean.
10:59Yes, I've just been looking for you down at your back bed.
11:01Oh, no, I've got cover.
11:02After the morning I've had, I'm having time out.
11:04Oh, I know.
11:05Yeah, she threw a pickled onion at Winston's head.
11:07Oh, OK.
11:08How is Kat?
11:09Is she all right?
11:10Because she's not answering her phone.
11:11Yeah, she's good.
11:12She's good.
11:13Back at work now.
11:14She's got a bit of a hangover
11:15after the other night, eh?
11:16Oh, yeah.
11:17Good one, was it?
11:18You weren't there?
11:19What, three kids,
11:20a screaming grandchild and Freddy under my roof?
11:21Oh, I'd love to get bad with Kat,
11:23but I haven't seen her.
11:24Why?
11:26She's all right?
11:27Yeah.
11:28Oh, yeah, she's good.
11:29She's fine, yeah.
11:30Nothing to worry about.
11:35Where'd you run off to?
11:38Is everything all right?
11:47Did you shake that name I gave you?
11:52You suspected of what?
11:54I want to help you,
11:55but I still feel weird about it.
11:57Well, without my phone,
11:58it probably ain't happening anyway, so...
12:00Actually, wait, hang on a sec.
12:04Dad, I want my phone back.
12:06You ain't gone through it, have you?
12:09I know.
12:10Your mum told me.
12:12About you and...
12:14What's his name, Barney?
12:15You sure aren't supposed to tell you that.
12:17Why not?
12:18Because.
12:19Look at the way he was acting this morning.
12:21It's proper embarrassing, you know?
12:22Yeah, I was worried.
12:23Do you know, me and your mum,
12:24we got into all sorts of...
12:25OK, well, I ain't mum.
12:27And Barney ain't nothing like you.
12:29Yeah, I can see that.
12:34Your mum reckons
12:35I should trust you, so...
12:41No matter what,
12:42you're still my little girl.
12:44You stunned me, Dad.
12:52Hey, I see you.
12:53What?
12:54Got my phone back.
12:55Barney!
12:57OK.
13:03Are you sure you didn't drop me in here
13:04when you talked to my dad?
13:05I told you.
13:06He does suspect that thing.
13:08So why's he just texted asking to meet me?
13:11I don't know.
13:12Come on.
13:14Yeah, Harvey, it's great.
13:15You're there on time.
13:16But it's the wrong airport.
13:19Yeah, it's not my fault.
13:22Here you go.
13:24Delivery for you, Kat.
13:26No-one in it, yours,
13:27so I thought I'd drop it round.
13:28Might put a smile on your face.
13:30Unless Idris Elba's in here,
13:32I doubt it.
13:34Idris fan, is it?
13:35You know, Kim reckons I'm his double.
13:38Is she?
13:44Oh, nice.
13:45One of them headset things
13:46Denz has been saving up for.
13:48Tommy's a lucky boy.
13:50Right.
13:51No, this is a mistake.
13:53Welcome.
13:54Help send it back if you want.
13:55No, no, no, I'll sort it.
13:58All right, see you later.
14:10You're lucky.
14:11I don't wait no more than three minutes for no-one.
14:14You getting in then?
14:15Go somewhere quiet?
14:16Yeah, all right.
14:21Bye.
14:40Quite late.
14:42Where have you been?
14:43Just sorting some things out in the call centre.
14:46When I decided to give Evonnie her phone back,
14:49I didn't use that password.
14:51Oh, right.
14:52So you actually listened to my advice then?
14:55Don't remember any advice.
14:59Still a bit weird though.
15:01I mean, Barney.
15:04Yeah, I thought she'd go for a love island reject,
15:06not a social reject.
15:08All I know is,
15:09she definitely does not take after her mother.
15:11Well, that's a relief.
15:13Meaning?
15:15Well, what you were like at her age
15:17wasn't exactly a role model.
15:21Just like that Ellen Titchmarsh, ain't you?
15:23Love to have a dig.
15:24Oh, no, you're kidding.
15:25Hey, you know what I mean.
15:26Yeah, I do.
15:27And do you know what?
15:28I've had enough.
15:37It's still daytime.
15:38What if there's like,
15:39I don't know, some creep watching us or something?
15:42What? There's no-one?
15:44Are you good, yeah?
15:47Yeah.
15:58Did you hear that?
15:59I swear, Dan,
16:00you watch too many of them true crime documentaries.
16:02I mean, why don't we just like,
16:05just chill for a bit?
16:06Look, no lie.
16:07I want you, yeah?
16:09But if you just want to chill, like,
16:11why don't you just go with your kid friends?
16:13I don't want to chill with them.
16:15I want you.
16:17All right, then.
16:26Come here.
16:27Um, I'm maybe just, like, not today.
16:31You're just wasting man's time.
16:33It's called being a tease, you know?
16:35Trying to be a tease is just that,
16:39I'm not really feeling it right now.
16:41Just go.
16:42What?
16:43It don't mean that I don't like you.
16:45Go!
16:46Oh!
17:17Give us two minutes, mate.
17:18Yeah, cool.
17:23I didn't mean that in a bad way.
17:27Priya, it's the truth.
17:28Yeah, and you'll never let me forget that, will you?
17:30That's all I'll ever be to you,
17:32some silly little girl who's putting you out for drugs.
17:34Firstly, no, I wasn't an angel,
17:36but that doesn't mean I didn't have feelings.
17:38I was in love with you.
17:39Yeah, stupid, I know.
17:41And secondly, you don't get to look down your nose at me.
17:43I don't.
17:44Oh, don't give me that.
17:45I'm so bad,
17:46you're terrified Avani might turn out like me.
17:49No, no, you ain't.
17:50I just, I don't want either of them to make mistakes.
17:52I mean, look at Nugget.
17:53Yes, I get that.
17:54But what, undialysis?
17:55What, because I took my eye off the ball?
17:56It was not your fault.
17:57Regardless, I should have known what was going on.
17:59That's why with Avani, I'm...
18:00Yes, I get it, but you're a good dad.
18:02And do you know how much of a good mum you are to them?
18:16You know, Avani could do a lot worse
18:18than take after you.
18:21Oh, really, and why's that?
18:24You're fishing for compliments, eh?
18:26I've got big nets.
18:30Um...
18:32You're...
18:34gobby.
18:36Oh, right, OK, yeah, fiery.
18:38You...
18:40You don't care what people think.
18:43You're a fighter.
18:47People think you're hard, but...
18:51you ain't.
18:55You've just been hurt.
18:57By idiots.
18:59Like me.
19:00You're great.
19:01You are an idiot.
19:05One that you were in love with.
19:13Maybe I'm an idiot too.
19:19Er...
19:20Should I call you from the restaurant, mate?
19:22Like a mate?
19:23No, no, no, no, I've, er...
19:25I, er...
19:26I best get dinner on for the kids, so I've got to...
19:31Well, um...
19:36Good chat.
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23:11Cool. You're home?
23:13Yeah.
23:14Can I help you with your homework?
23:15Yeah, sure.
23:28Forget it.
23:33Cut it out. I'll give it to whoever asks for it.
23:42King...
23:43Okay.
23:46I'll go over there with his big bowl.
24:12Do you need a boat?
24:14Swim.
24:20Okay, I'm here.
24:22Why is it so crowded here?
24:29Let's see what they're talking about.
24:41Can you hit it?
24:48Oh, that's...
24:50That's King.
24:54Oh my god.
24:56He died so suddenly.
25:00He didn't do anything.
25:11Cut it out.
25:25Oh, that's...
25:26That's King again.
25:27Call him to kill me.
25:42He's coming.
25:44He's coming.
25:58Come here.
25:59Come here.
26:09There you go.
26:10Then kill him.
26:11Then I'll go over there.
26:17Oh, he's dead.
26:29He's dead.
26:35Wait for him to show up.