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00:00Get off.
00:17Condoms?
00:18What are you playing at?
00:19What are you playing at?
00:20Who's them?
00:21Huh?
00:22Who's he, huh?
00:23Shut up.
00:24Look, don't say anything.
00:25Don't.
00:26Hey, hey.
00:27You two fighting already?
00:28No, we're good, ain't we?
00:29We're good.
00:30Shut up.
00:31It's none of your business who you're messaging, bro.
00:32I'm your brother.
00:33This is my business.
00:34No, it's not.
00:35Everything all right?
00:36I am.
00:37She ain't.
00:38Shut up.
00:39Thanks for the advice the other day, Mum.
00:40You're welcome.
00:41Shut up.
00:42What's up with him?
00:43Shouldn't you know?
00:44You're the one living with our kids.
00:45Oh, great.
00:46Thanks.
00:47Save our Sonia.
00:48Don't mind him.
00:49I'm not going to.
00:50I'm not going to.
00:51I'm not going to.
00:52I'm not going to.
00:53I'm not going to.
00:54I'm not going to.
00:55I'm not going to.
00:56I'm not going to.
00:57I'm not going to.
00:58Don't worry, Pen.
00:59I'm not going to let anyone round here forget.
01:01I can't even sleep at night.
01:03Good to know injustice keeps some people awake at night.
01:05It's the eternal good vibe is my witness.
01:07I will not see one of our own be unbarred for something she never even does.
01:11So a little bit of faith, yeah?
01:14Save our Sonia.
01:15Come on.
01:17Not exactly like those posh ones you get in Paris, but...
01:19No one will be handing out flyers for me, will they?
01:22Look, Pen, it'll all be for God's sake.
01:24Phil's going to sell Peggy's anyway.
01:26If I get any charges against her, I ain't going to be in prison time.
01:29Could be a family day out in court.
01:31Me for the crush, you for assault.
01:34Harry didn't deserve that.
01:36He's finished with me.
01:37Reckons he could do without the faceache.
01:39Good.
01:40All right.
01:41He wound me up.
01:42And I shouldn't have hit him.
01:44It wasn't a good time.
01:45Denise had just told me that she wants to go ahead with the divorce.
01:48She's going through with it?
01:50Could be that we all need a fresh start.
01:52Even us, yeah.
01:55Anyway, Amy needs her one-shot oat milk, whatever that is.
01:59How's she doing?
02:00Yeah, she's getting better.
02:03Like things will get better for all of us.
02:05Promise you.
02:08Cheers.
02:09See you later.
02:24Bert, where's your big brother?
02:27I'm ready and I'll get off my case.
02:29I'm not on your case.
02:31Look, Ginger's been on the phone, right, asking why I lied about having COVID.
02:35If you see her, just say you got muddled up or something.
02:37Why is she so bothered?
02:38She cares about me.
02:40Is that a dig?
02:41No, it's not a dig.
02:42Look, I have to show my face after being off for a week.
02:45Um, well, your dad will be back later, so just forget about what happened and move on, yeah?
02:50Hey, the wandering hero has returned.
02:53Oh, you got a hug for the old man.
02:54There we go.
02:55Bring it in, bring it in.
02:56Oh, hold on a second.
02:57Nobody move.
02:58Stop the press.
02:59Kat, I hate to break it to you, love, but I think we're missing one.
03:01Yeah, he's at his mate's having a sleepover.
03:03Mr. Fussy, he didn't want to go because he didn't want to have something other than chicken nuggets for once.
03:08You're back early.
03:09Yeah, yeah, I wanted to see the kids before they headed off to school.
03:11What did you bring me?
03:12What did I bring you?
03:13I've been to Birmingham.
03:14Not on a world tour.
03:15But, oh, oh, no, close your eyes.
03:16I've got a little very special surprise here.
03:19Half-eaten packet of jelly babies.
03:22Slightly squashed.
03:23Don't eat all of them.
03:24Are you good for your mum?
03:25Oh, yeah, good as gold.
03:27Yeah?
03:28So how was the minute mark training?
03:29Did you learn anything or was it just a big old jolly?
03:31It wasn't a big old jolly.
03:32You're looking at a gold star student right now, boys and girls.
03:35So, today the minute mark.
03:37Tomorrow the world.
03:38Hey!
03:41Yeah, yeah.
03:42What's that?
03:43Oh, no, it's nothing.
03:44Oi, you.
03:45Where's your PE kit?
03:46Oi, you.
03:47Where's your PE kit?
03:48I told you to pack it last night.
03:49Tommy, go and help him.
03:58Hey.
03:59Hi.
04:00Can you do me a favour, please?
04:01OK.
04:02Come.
04:08Two blue ticks means she's red-lipped, doesn't it?
04:11She's spooking me.
04:12Ghosting you, Mum.
04:13Do you want brown or red sauce?
04:15Oh, brown all round, please, love.
04:17Yeah, can you and Mo start that trial for me today?
04:19Put some manners on the gaff.
04:20Oh, yes, yes.
04:21And my sponges are on standby.
04:23I'll just go and wake Mo cos she likes lying on a weekday.
04:26And, Stace, will you let me know if you hear from Liz?
04:29Mum, just go.
04:30Go on.
04:31Right, love.
04:33Hey, Stace.
04:34You heard this rumour, right?
04:36Apparently there's this bloke from Mr Lister's bridge club, right?
04:39Oh, Bill, look.
04:40I ain't got time, all right?
04:41Eve's up north.
04:42I'm up to my eyes in bacon fat.
04:43Ain't a good time.
04:44All right, all right.
04:45Take care of yourself.
04:46Right, I'm off.
04:48Oi, have you got something?
04:50Thanks, Dad.
04:51Stay out of trouble!
04:55So, look, yeah.
04:56If anyone asks, we spent this afternoon together, OK?
04:59But really, you'll be awful, mate.
05:01Come on, Mo, lying.
05:02Bonnie, you know I have to lie.
05:04I can't let my dad know that.
05:06Hey, Bonnie.
05:08Why are you walking to school?
05:10Where's Nugget gone?
05:11What's going on with you two?
05:12Nothing, Dad.
05:13We're fine.
05:14I already told you.
05:18All weekend, you've been jumping every time that goes off.
05:20Who's messaging you?
05:21No one.
05:23Bonnie, phone.
05:24No way.
05:25You ain't having my phone, Dad.
05:26Bonnie, phone, now.
05:27I don't want to give you...
05:28No!
05:29Listen, you can focus on school now.
05:31Can you get it back at the end of the day?
05:33I need that, Dad.
05:34Yes, she's right.
05:35There could be a safety issue.
05:36An emergency, even.
05:38Bonnie, manners.
05:39Dad pays the bill.
05:40Dad owns the phone.
05:41Here.
05:42Off you go to school.
05:44I hate you for this.
05:45Yeah, well, I still love you.
05:48Kids and their phones, eh?
05:50Who knows what they're hiding on those legs.
05:56Boys!
05:57Dawn, have a call from the school if we're late again.
06:00Just hurry up.
06:03It's not what you think, all right?
06:05If anyone's to blame, it's Stacey and that...
06:07Greek stuff she got.
06:09What, Uzo?
06:10Yeah.
06:11One night on the tiles,
06:12and I end up with my face impaled on the steps.
06:15You'd have thought I'd learnt my lesson
06:17after being on those crutches, wouldn't you?
06:20Trust me, if it was Tommy, I'd let go, all right?
06:23But we're moving on. Things are getting better.
06:25Yeah.
06:26All right?
06:27So, Mr Moon's Minute Mart, eh?
06:29Yes.
06:30Start by getting rid of that poncy stuff they flog.
06:32OK, you know me.
06:33That's me all over cheap and cheerful, all right?
06:35In fact, I bet I'm only next door,
06:36so I can always pop over for a cup of you.
06:38You ain't nicking our biscuits
06:39when you've got a shop full of your own.
06:41I don't.
06:42You know you're going to be all over my jammy Dodgers, all right?
06:44Yeah, right.
06:45So, I think things are looking up now, don't they?
06:47Yeah.
06:48I'll see you later.
06:49Boys, come on!
06:55When are they?
06:56Breakfast takes priority.
06:58I'm a growing lad.
06:59Yeah, they're in all the right places.
07:03Still look sore.
07:04Hmm?
07:05Oh, yeah.
07:07I've just seen my dad.
07:08And?
07:09Reckons you're a wind-up,
07:11and he's stressed because Denise is divorcing him.
07:14Punches me, stitches you up, and he's still the victim.
07:18Also swears I won't go to prison for the crash.
07:20You don't believe that?
07:21I'm going to get a record either way,
07:22just because he was trying to get back with Denise.
07:24And failed.
07:25Right, are we sending this video or what?
07:27They're showing who's really got the upper hand.
07:30Rinse him for everything he's worth.
07:34Favours, inside knowledge, the lot.
07:38We say jump, he says how high.
07:41You're almost scary, you know that?
07:43Mmm, you love it.
07:50Hit send.
08:00Right.
08:01Bit cold for you to be out here all day, innit?
08:03Better than being locked up inside with you sharing a desk.
08:07No offence.
08:08Maybe it is good you're out here,
08:09the noise your mate can tap on your nails.
08:13You got a message?
08:20Are you going to put me in a wheelchair or not?
08:25Dad?
08:27Don't let her take over, Tai.
08:29Oh, excuse me, I have won medals for my colouring in.
08:33How's his mum, then?
08:35Yeah, much the same, poor woman.
08:37I should actually call her.
08:39Why don't we take Tai to the Gurdwara?
08:41I would, but I'm getting ready for the minima, I'll brief her.
08:44It's OK?
08:45Yeah, but I could take him on my own.
08:47You don't want to be pushing it in your condition.
08:49Nonsense.
08:50You want Dadaji to come, don't you, Sonaji?
08:54Come on, then.
09:07Someone's certainly put a smile on my dad's face.
09:10It's just Tai, either.
09:12We're just putting our differences aside for the little one, you know.
09:17Thanks.
09:24Zak, will you get the kitchen started, mate?
09:26Priya, I need to work.
09:27Mate, listen, look, we've got Dolly this Halloween outfit.
09:30Tell me that ain't the cutest bumpkin in the world, eh?
09:33Yeah, enjoy it before she can speak, I'd say.
09:38Want some, Ben?
09:42I see more pictures of that baby than I do my own kids.
09:45I need your help.
09:50Have you got a good plan?
09:52I ain't got time.
09:54You'll be playing stupid games with the kid.
09:56It's my generation, innit?
09:58Always on their phones, sending stupid videos on social media.
10:03This will go viral.
10:06Which one?
10:07Inside the knowledge.
10:09I reckon you'll be a real asset.
10:12No chance.
10:14Careful, Zak.
10:17You help me out, or the world sees that video.
10:20And you're finished.
10:22So give me a decision by the end of the week, yeah?
10:26I am not helping you break into her phone.
10:28You don't know what she could be hiding.
10:30Oh, look, fine.
10:32I wasn't meant to tell you, but she's dating that Barney kid.
10:35Oh, hold on.
10:37Dating?
10:38What, him?
10:39Why didn't you tell me?
10:41Because you're so calm and relaxed about it.
10:43Look, just be glad she's dating some nerdy kid.
10:47No, no, no.
10:49No, no, no, no. There's something else.
10:51Look, I was on her case all of last week.
10:53There's nothing for me to do.
10:54I bet you know the password, don't you?
10:58Look, if I'm right, you'll regret this.
11:00And you know what?
11:01If you're right, I'll...
11:03I'll mind up and admit you knew better.
11:08Because I'm her favourite,
11:09you serve both here and the last two digits are mine.
11:142-0-0-9-9-2.
11:16If she finds out you've broken into her phone,
11:18she'll never forgive you.
11:19Trust me.
11:23Hey.
11:24Oh, Alfie, you're back.
11:25I was going to have a word with you.
11:26Yeah, nice to see you.
11:27Hello, Jean.
11:28Stace, I've just been looking for you down at your back bed.
11:30Oh, no, I've got cover.
11:31After the morning I've had, I'm having time out.
11:33Oh, I know.
11:34Yeah, she threw a pickled onion at Winston's head.
11:36Oh, OK.
11:37How is Kat? Is she all right?
11:38Because she's not answering her phone.
11:39Yeah, she's good. She's good.
11:40Back at work now.
11:41She's got a bit of a hangover after the other night, eh?
11:43Oh, yeah.
11:44Good one, was it?
11:45You weren't there?
11:46What, three kids are screaming
11:47grandchild and Freddy under my roof?
11:49Oh, I'd love to get bad with Kat, but I haven't seen her.
11:52Why?
11:54She's all right?
11:55Yeah.
11:56Yeah, yeah, yeah, she's good.
11:57She's fine, yeah.
11:58Nothing to worry about.
11:59It's all good.
12:03Where'd you run off to?
12:06Is everything all right?
12:16Did you check that name I gave you?
12:21He's suspected of what?
12:23I want to help you, but I still feel weird about it.
12:26OK, well, without my phone, it probably ain't happening anyway, so...
12:29I should wait. Hang on a sec.
12:33Dad, I want my phone back.
12:35You ain't gone through it, have you?
12:38I know.
12:39Your mum told me.
12:41About you and...
12:43What's his name, Barney?
12:45You sure I'm not supposed to tell you that?
12:47Why not?
12:48Cos, look at the way he was acting this morning.
12:50It was proper embarrassing, you know?
12:52Yeah, I was worried.
12:53Do you know, me and your mum, we got into all sorts of...
12:55OK, well, I ain't Mum, and Barney ain't nothing like you.
12:58Yeah, I can see that.
13:03Your mum reckons I should trust you, so...
13:07So...
13:11No matter what, you're still my little girl.
13:14You're stunning me, Dad.
13:22See you.
13:23What?
13:24Got my phone back.
13:25Barney!
13:27OK.
13:33Are you sure you didn't drop me in here when you talked to my dad?
13:36I told you, he don't suspect a thing.
13:38So why's he just texted asking to meet me?
13:41I don't know.
13:42Come on.
13:44Yeah, Harvey, it's great you're there on time,
13:47but it's the wrong airport.
13:49Yeah, it's not my fault.
13:54Delivery for you, Kat.
13:56No-one in it, yours, so I thought I'd drop it round.
13:58Might put a smile on your face.
14:00Unless Idris Elba's in here, I doubt it.
14:03Idris fan, is it?
14:05You know, Kim reckons I'm his double.
14:08Is she?
14:14Oh, nice.
14:15One of them headset things Denz has been saving up for.
14:18Tommy's a lucky boy.
14:20Right.
14:21No, this is a mistake.
14:23I can help send it back if you want.
14:25No, no, no, it's all right.
14:28All right, see you later.
14:36You're lucky.
14:37I don't wait nine more than three minutes for no-one.
14:40I'm getting in then. Go somewhere quiet.
14:42Yeah, all right.
15:06Quiet, then.
15:08Where have you been?
15:09Just sorting some things out in the call centre.
15:12Oh, and I decided to give Avani a phone back.
15:15Didn't use that password.
15:17Oh, right.
15:18So you actually listened to my advice, then?
15:22Don't remember any advice.
15:26Still a bit weird, though.
15:27I mean, Avani...
15:30Yeah.
15:32Barney?
15:33Yeah.
15:34I thought she'd go for a love-island reject, not a social reject.
15:37All I know is she definitely does not take after her mother.
15:41Well, that's a relief.
15:43Meaning?
15:44Well, what you were like at her age wasn't exactly, er...
15:48role model.
15:51Just like that Ellen Titchmarsh, ain't you?
15:53Love to have a dig.
15:54Oh, no, you know what I mean.
15:56Yeah, I do, and do you know what? I've had enough.
16:03DOOR KNOCKS
16:06Er, it's still daytime.
16:08What if there's, like, I don't know, some creep watching us or something?
16:11What? There's no-one.
16:13Are you good, yeah?
16:27Did you hear that?
16:28I swear, Dan, you watch too many of them true crime documentaries.
16:31I mean, why don't we just, like, just chill for a bit?
16:35Look, no, like, I want you, yeah?
16:38But if you just want to chill, like,
16:40why don't you just go with your kid friends?
16:42I don't want to chill with them.
16:44I want you.
16:46Let's go to the back, then.
16:56Come here.
16:57Um, I'm maybe just, like, not today.
17:01You're just wasting one's time.
17:03It's called being a tease, you know.
17:05Trying to be a tease is just that, like,
17:08I'm not really feeling it right now.
17:11Just go.
17:12What? It don't mean that I don't like you.
17:15Go!
17:16Oh!
17:27SHE COUGHS
17:46Just give us two minutes, mate.
17:48Yeah, of course, mate.
17:53I didn't mean that in a bad way.
17:58Create a truth.
17:59Yeah, and you'll never let me forget that, will you?
18:01That's all I'll ever be to you,
18:03some silly little girl who's putting you about for drugs.
18:05Firstly, no, I wasn't an angel,
18:07but that doesn't mean I didn't have feelings.
18:09I was in love with you.
18:10Yeah, stupid, I know.
18:12And secondly, you don't get to look down your nose at me.
18:15Don't.
18:16Oh, don't give me that.
18:17I'm so bad, you're terrified Varney might turn out like me.
18:20No, no, you ain't. I just...
18:21I don't want either of them to make mistakes.
18:23I mean, look at Nugget.
18:24Yes, I get that.
18:25But I didn't do the analysis.
18:26What, cos I took my eye off the ball?
18:27It was not your fault.
18:28Regardless, I should have known what was going on.
18:30That's why with Varney...
18:31Yes, I get it, but you're a good dad.
18:33And do you know how much of a good mum you are to them?
18:47You know, Varney could do a lot worse than take after you.
18:51Oh, really? And why's that?
18:55Are you fishing for confidence now?
18:57I've got a big net.
19:00Um...
19:02You're...
19:04Gobby.
19:06Oh, right, OK, yeah, fiery.
19:08You...
19:10You don't care what people think.
19:14You're a fighter.
19:18People think you're hard, but...
19:21You ain't.
19:25You've just been hurt.
19:27By idiots.
19:29Like me.
19:30Magritte, you are an idiot.
19:34One that you were in love with.
19:43Maybe I'm an idiot too.
19:49Er...
19:50Order from the restaurant, mate.
19:52No, no, no, no, I've, er...
19:54I, er...
19:55I best get dinner on for the kids, so I've got to...
20:01Well, um...
20:06Good chat.
20:09Yeah.
20:19Hey.
20:20How did it go in the good weather?
20:22Yeah, Ty did his mud paddock so well, didn't you, bubba?
20:29Your usual, Vinnie?
20:30Er, yeah, thank you.
20:36A beer for Vinnie, please, Linda.
20:38Sure.
20:44By the way, um...
20:45Mum was in the salon earlier.
20:47Denise and Jack Rollercoaster has gone off the rails again.
20:50Definitely divorce this time.
20:52That won't affect his loyalty?
20:54Don't think so.
20:56I, er...
20:57I haven't heard anything about the investigation, have you?
21:00No.
21:01And I don't know if that's good news or not.
21:03I suppose all we can do is keep ourselves busy.
21:07Grandson's certainly helping with that.
21:09He has me run ragged.
21:11You and the doting grandad make quite a team.
21:14We're not a team.
21:21I know that.
21:22You know that.
21:23But does he?
21:25He said the same thing, you know,
21:27that he's getting his feet back under the table.
21:29He isn't.
21:31He knows I'm engaged to Eve.
21:33If you say so.
21:42Right.
21:44One drink, and then I've got to get home and phone Eve.
21:47OK.
21:51We haven't got the glamour and excitement of a Birmingham conference room,
21:55but it ain't all that bad, is it?
21:57No, no, no. It's all good, it's all good.
21:59It's just got a lot on my mind at the moment, that's all.
22:02Come on, then. Tell me.
22:04Well, no, no, it's nothing. It's, um...
22:06Where's Kat?
22:08Yeah.
22:09I think she's, um...
22:11dealing with something.
22:13I think it's to do with the kids, but she just ain't telling me.
22:16Maybe she don't want to worry you.
22:19Oh, maybe we've just got to the point
22:21where we just don't tell each other anything any more, you know?
22:25Look, she was raising them boys for a long time on her own.
22:28It could be that she's afraid if she shares a problem that you'll judge her
22:32or take over or run away.
22:34Yeah, yeah, well, I'd never do that.
22:36No, no, we're... we're in this together.
22:40You don't need to tell me that.
22:42No.
22:49SOBBING
22:52Bonnie?
22:54Oi, you all right? What's happened?
22:56Nugget, what happened?
22:58I just fell. I just fell, OK?
23:01Oi, listen.
23:03It's all undone, this.
23:05No, Dad, just leave me at peace. I just want to go inside.
23:08OK, OK, OK.
23:11Listen, your mum's going to go clean you up, OK?
23:15OK.
23:19MUSIC PLAYS
23:26You've been hiding something this morning.
23:30Yeah, I saw her texting someone.
23:32Saying she's got...
23:34got condoms.
23:36Who's she texting? I don't know, man.
23:38Someone called M.
23:40OK.
23:42Listen, we'll figure it out later, yeah?
23:45Yeah.
23:47Go on, get home. Yeah.
23:49Carry on with your homework. Yeah.
24:03You nicked my card.
24:05Just learned the numbers. And I'm sending it back.
24:07Yeah, cos we can't have anything, can we?
24:10I thought we were tearing the call now.
24:12I said I was sorry!
24:14Right, OK. Listen, Tommy, we can't go on like this, all right?
24:17You do what you want.
24:19I never asked you to lie.
24:21You can't treat me like this, all right?
24:23It's not fair, it's not right.
24:25Just leave me alone.
24:27I lied to your dad and I shouldn't have.
24:29I never asked you to lie.
24:32Lie about what?
24:35Where are the kids?
24:37Ricky's with Charlie and Amy's upstairs in her room doing her work.
24:40Best they don't hear this.
24:42You're not still seeing that Harry, are you?
24:44No. I told you, it's over. Why?
24:46Well, for one, he's got footage of that punch.
24:48He wants to blackmail me.
24:50Well, you're not going to let him. He's not right in the head.
24:52He is round here. No, I mean it.
24:54He is dangerous.
24:56Dangerous how? What are you on about?
24:59Look, they think he might have killed his girlfriend.
25:13Ah.
25:21M for Mitchell, is it?
25:26You were the Varney after school.
25:28Yeah, yeah, I was with the Varney.
25:30Just us two. We went to the park and discussed anime.
25:33Oh, nice. Sorry, I've got to get back.
25:36Plans didn't work out.
25:39Plans didn't work out.
25:41She brought condoms but comes back with a bust lip.
25:44What?
25:46Look, I wasn't really with her.
25:48She, er...
25:50Think I'm stupid.
26:08THEY CHATTER
26:27I hated him, Varney.
26:29Authoritarianism might intimidate others, but it won't.
26:32You what? Authoritarianism?
26:34It's a word. Look it up.
26:36Look it up.
26:40OK.
26:43All right.
26:45Let's go for a walk.
26:49I've got a mate who's got a contact on the case.
26:52He reckons they moved here because everyone down their way
26:56knows he did it.
26:58So, wait, um, this girlfriend...
27:02Shireen.
27:04She went missing. Maybe she just ran away.
27:07Anything could have happened. No, no, no.
27:10He wanted Brit. They'd had a massive argument.
27:13Loads of witnesses, supposedly.
27:16But he was the last person to see her alive.
27:19Then nothing.
27:23Could be your lucky escape.
27:25Walk!
27:29It's your last chance to tell me what did you do to Varney.
27:33I don't understand. Is Varney OK?
27:36Yeah. Shingleby, you...
27:39You won't. You can threaten me, but I've done...
27:42Hey, let's get one thing straight.
27:44This isn't a threat.
27:46Wait, no, no, no, please.
27:48No, no, no.
27:50No, no, no.
27:52Wait, no, no, no, please.
27:54Please, no!
27:57Please! Please, no!
27:59Please! Please, no!
28:01Help!