Seven Cemeteries (2024)
A recent parolee (Danny Trejo) gets a Mexican witch to resurrect his old posse so that they can help him save a woman's ranch from a ruthless drug lord.
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A recent parolee (Danny Trejo) gets a Mexican witch to resurrect his old posse so that they can help him save a woman's ranch from a ruthless drug lord.
#hollywoodmovies#action#fantasy
#Okarche#Oklahoma#USA
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00:00:40I'm calling the police.
00:00:41I'm calling the police.
00:00:42Just stay quiet.
00:00:43No, hombre, no.
00:00:45Hazlo.
00:00:46Por favor.
00:00:47Por favor.
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00:01:05Buenos días, Mateo.
00:01:07Buenos días, abuelo.
00:01:10I didn't think you'd be back so soon.
00:01:14At my age, time is not something you take for granted.
00:01:21Do you have an answer for me?
00:01:23Your offer is very generous, señor,
00:01:25but I cannot accept.
00:01:27Our family has worked this land for generations.
00:01:30It's all we have.
00:01:33But that's worth a lot more than money.
00:01:35Family, pride, history.
00:01:41I can respect all those things.
00:01:44That's just a widow.
00:01:46Of course.
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00:01:53But you misunderstand one thing.
00:01:57This wasn't a negotiation.
00:02:01No!
00:02:03No!
00:02:04No!
00:02:06No!
00:02:09No!
00:02:12Mateo!
00:02:15Forgive me, cabrón.
00:02:19I don't want my face to be the last thing you see.
00:02:24Mateo.
00:02:31No, no!
00:02:38Here's my new offer.
00:02:39No.
00:02:41Much simpler.
00:02:43Turn over your ranch,
00:02:46or, uh,
00:02:50listen,
00:02:52my men will be back at dawn for your answer.
00:02:55No!
00:02:57Your choice.
00:03:00Adiós, señorita.
00:03:04I'm so sorry for your loss.
00:03:06Oh, no!
00:03:09Vámonos.
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00:05:41You know what?
00:05:43I'd best be going.
00:05:48Santana Bravo.
00:05:52My husband Mateo sent you that note.
00:05:56That's his blood on the ground.
00:06:00I need protection.
00:06:03I can pay you.
00:06:05Protection?
00:06:07From who?
00:06:09El abuelo.
00:06:12He wants my ranch, and he'll be back at dawn to take it.
00:06:17Lady, unless you've got an army in your pocket,
00:06:22I suggest you just give him what he wants and call it a day.
00:06:27I can't do that.
00:06:30Not anymore.
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00:06:38I'm sorry.
00:06:40What you need, I ain't got.
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00:07:11Everything all right, Carmela?
00:07:15Mr. Bravo.
00:07:17Heard you just got released from Huntsville.
00:07:20That's right, sir.
00:07:22He came looking for work.
00:07:25I told him we had none, and that was the end of it.
00:07:29That Mateo's old Henry rifle?
00:07:33Like I said.
00:07:35All the same, I think we'd best bring Mr. Bravo back to the station, have a little chat.
00:07:40All right, sir.
00:07:42Just turn on that body camera.
00:07:45Funny thing.
00:07:47It was working fine this morning, but, oh, well.
00:07:52There's two.
00:07:54Go on, now.
00:07:56Get in.
00:08:00I said get in.
00:08:04I ain't gonna ask you again.
00:08:06Unless you got a warrant, Jake, you can get off my property.
00:08:09You might want to think twice about pointing that blunderbuss at an officer of the law, Carmela.
00:08:14Assuming it actually fired.
00:08:23I'll tell you what.
00:08:26Let's just forget the whole thing.
00:08:28The lady here obviously doesn't want to press any charges.
00:08:32You're free to go.
00:08:37That's for all the times you didn't get busted.
00:08:41Now, get.
00:08:45Not that way.
00:08:48That way.
00:08:50Jake.
00:08:53Just seeing them all.
00:08:58Just seeing them all.
00:09:06You believe in justice, Bravo?
00:09:10That there's somebody bigger than both of us making sure that the good prevail and the bad get their just desserts?
00:09:17Take this old hog killer.
00:09:20Probably ain't been fired in decades.
00:09:23Got no idea if it's still even shooting.
00:09:26Now, it stands to reason that if there's a grand design in heaven, all I gotta do is pull the trigger and find out what it is.
00:09:35What do you think, Bravo?
00:09:38Into the line?
00:09:41Or are you destined for better things?
00:09:50Well, damn, Susie.
00:09:53Maybe this is your lucky day after all.
00:10:03Well, hallelujah.
00:10:12Sorry, son of a bitch.
00:10:23By the way, El Abuelo sends his regards.
00:10:53I'm sorry you had to be a part of this, Carmela.
00:11:09Truly am.
00:11:14Fuck you, Jake.
00:11:22Fuck you.
00:11:52Fuck you.
00:12:22Fuck you.
00:12:53Huh?
00:13:05You're up.
00:13:07Listen, sorry I couldn't keep the kidney.
00:13:10Okay? It's over there in the mason jar.
00:13:13If you want it.
00:13:14Keepsake or whatever.
00:13:16It's not like I could sell it or anything.
00:13:19Smells like mezcal and rat piss.
00:13:24Anyway, welcome back.
00:13:28What if I didn't want to be back?
00:13:30Well, maybe I don't want to squeeze my dog's anal glands to make healing paste.
00:13:34Like mi esposo, Miguel, over there.
00:13:37He didn't want to come back.
00:13:39Did you, Miguelito?
00:13:45Oh, shit.
00:13:47Don't let the silent treatment fool you.
00:13:50They'll talk the hide off a cow when he gets going.
00:13:53Ain't that right, mi cachorro?
00:13:57You know I hate that.
00:14:03What the fuck?
00:14:05Go get me some corn.
00:14:09Bruja.
00:14:12I prefer Doña Celia.
00:14:14But bruja works.
00:14:17As does enchantress.
00:14:20You're an old wives tale.
00:14:27I'm dead.
00:14:30I'm fucking dead.
00:14:32It's like I'm dead.
00:14:35It's like I'm dead.
00:14:38Fuck.
00:14:40You feel that, pendejo?
00:14:42That's pain.
00:14:44That's what the dead crave most.
00:14:46They want to feel again, to feel anything.
00:14:48You consider yourself lucky that I got to you just in time.
00:14:52Like baby kicks over here.
00:14:54Why do you think he doesn't just walk out the door and keep on going?
00:14:57Here it goes.
00:14:59Because he knows that I could give him life.
00:15:02And not just any life.
00:15:04Not like your walking dead variety.
00:15:06I mean real life.
00:15:08The kind that you're born into.
00:15:10Full of pain and joy and satisfying sex.
00:15:16But first, he has to earn it.
00:15:20She is pure fucking evil.
00:15:23Don't be so dramatic, hon.
00:15:26If you're looking for another plaything, forget it.
00:15:29I'm not playing.
00:15:32I'm looking for a man.
00:15:36Who can stand up to el abuelo.
00:15:39I know who you are, bravo.
00:15:43And what he did to you.
00:15:46I know what he did to your wife.
00:15:52You're almost shit.
00:15:55Every day I spent in that cell.
00:15:59I dreamt of different ways that he was dying.
00:16:05But dreaming and doing are two different things.
00:16:10But you are a legend, bravo.
00:16:13Legends.
00:16:15They don't give up.
00:16:17They don't quit.
00:16:19They do now.
00:16:22I don't believe you.
00:16:24Back then I had a crew.
00:16:26I thought they would have my back.
00:16:30No matter what.
00:16:32Now I'm nothing like I used to be.
00:16:37You need a new crew.
00:16:41And a kick in the ass.
00:16:43There's nobody alive crazy enough to stand up to el abuelo.
00:16:48Alive? Maybe not.
00:16:51No.
00:16:53No way.
00:16:55No fucking way.
00:16:57Come on, come on.
00:16:58Here, drink this.
00:17:00You'll feel better.
00:17:03I squeezed it just for you.
00:17:18Santana.
00:17:21Lupe.
00:17:25Lupe.
00:17:34The Aztecs believed that the sun gave life to all things.
00:17:40But the sun's light could not reach the underworld and the souls who were trapped there.
00:17:46For that, they needed the mother of all blades.
00:17:50Blessed by the sun god, Huitzilopochtli.
00:17:54Only human blood can harness the sun's power and channel it down to the earth and create...
00:18:01A shorter version?
00:18:03Because we only got till dawn to save this lady's farm.
00:18:07Just stand over a grave and...
00:18:10Bleed.
00:18:12Así.
00:18:13That's it? No special words?
00:18:16Ouch.
00:18:18I'm gonna need your keys.
00:18:20Take your drugs.
00:18:21Eggs, come on.
00:18:22Yes.
00:18:23And I'm gonna take him with me.
00:18:25Miguel?
00:18:27He's as useless as weak old fish.
00:18:29Yeah, but he can stop a bullet.
00:18:31That's good for starters.
00:18:35Bring him back in one piece.
00:18:38And you know the piece.
00:18:46So what's it like?
00:18:49What?
00:18:51Being dead.
00:18:53Like you're locked in a trunk of your stepdad's Buick Century Regal.
00:19:00I know. Weirdly specific rights.
00:19:04And now?
00:19:07I mean, being one of the living dead.
00:19:09It wears a bit thin after a while, for sure.
00:19:13But I kinda like it in a way.
00:19:16No pain.
00:19:18No expectations.
00:19:20Wish I didn't feel any pain.
00:19:39Are you looking?
00:19:40I don't know his name.
00:19:42Eugene. His name is Eugene.
00:19:51Friend of yours?
00:19:53Hardly. I put him there.
00:19:55Call of a first draft pick.
00:20:04I must be gone in the head.
00:20:21What?
00:20:23Just never got to enjoy the process from up here before.
00:20:30You might want to stand back a little.
00:20:36The hell?
00:20:38A little more.
00:20:40A lot more.
00:20:42Más, cabrón.
00:20:50More back!
00:20:57Holy shit!
00:21:09Perhaps you used too much blood.
00:21:21Oh, fuck!
00:21:24No!
00:21:47Way too many.
00:21:54I was dead?
00:21:56Crazy, right?
00:21:58Did you do this?
00:22:03Bravo.
00:22:08Easy now, big fella.
00:22:17Damn, Bravo.
00:22:19You still hit like a bitch.
00:22:22Oh, that hurts.
00:22:24Oh, that felt good.
00:22:26Come on!
00:22:28All right, easy.
00:22:39I didn't feel a thing.
00:22:41Whatever you did to me, I liked it.
00:22:46I'm back!
00:22:49This ain't no free ride.
00:22:51Huh?
00:22:52I got a job.
00:22:54Nah.
00:22:56See, this dog don't bark for nobody.
00:22:59Especially not your ass.
00:23:01You see, the world is gonna remember you, Gene P.
00:23:05No, Bravo!
00:23:07I think about that, Hoffs.
00:23:09One week in the Texas sun, you're gonna fall apart like pulled pork.
00:23:15Only thing the world will remember about you is your smell.
00:23:23The hell you know about that?
00:23:26I can give you life.
00:23:28Real life.
00:23:30What you got right now is just a down payment.
00:23:33So when do I get paid in full?
00:23:35When the job's done.
00:23:42Oh, hell no.
00:23:44Man, I ain't going nowhere looking like the fucking butler from the Addams family.
00:23:48If the shoe fits.
00:23:51Who the fuck is he?
00:23:58You know how I can rip your head clean off right here, right now?
00:24:03Sit down on your neck and it wouldn't mean nothing.
00:24:07Actually, you couldn't.
00:24:09This shit ain't fucked.
00:24:11This ain't a pencil neck.
00:24:13As long as you do yourself a favor and shut the fuck up.
00:24:24So how does this zombie shit work?
00:24:27I don't think of myself as a zombie.
00:24:30More like a revenant.
00:24:32Like the copy of Minus the Bearer.
00:24:34So we can't die?
00:24:36Shot in the head or nothing?
00:24:38Actually, I've taken a bunch of bullets.
00:24:42But none to the brain.
00:24:45Problem heavy.
00:24:48Man.
00:24:50You know what? I know he's around here somewhere.
00:24:52I just don't know exactly where.
00:24:54What's his name again?
00:24:55He wasn't buried under his real name.
00:24:58Had to do with his fortune in red diamonds that went missing when he did his last bank robbery.
00:25:05Andrew.
00:25:07Tobo Wallace.
00:25:09Whoa.
00:25:10Tommy Lasorda.
00:25:11I didn't know he was buried here.
00:25:12Tommy Lasorda.
00:25:13With a real crappy headstone, too.
00:25:32Yep.
00:25:33Yeah, it was disco.
00:25:37So why Tommy Lasorda?
00:25:39Well, you know I've always been a Braves fan, so Hank Aaron's my first choice.
00:25:43You wouldn't dare.
00:25:46You look familiar.
00:25:49I know you.
00:25:52Oh, yeah.
00:25:55Used to be tight with the H-Town mob back in the day.
00:25:59Listen to you.
00:26:00Yeah, you're the dumb motherfucker tried to ice my man Bravo here.
00:26:05How'd that work out for you?
00:26:31Son of a bitch.
00:26:33Son of a bitch.
00:26:35Dude.
00:26:38Help me out here.
00:26:41Listen.
00:26:43You do pull that shit again, and I'm putting your boat back in the ground.
00:26:49Damn.
00:26:51Sorry, compadre.
00:26:52Sorry ain't getting it.
00:26:54What are we going to do now?
00:27:00Ugh.
00:27:06There.
00:27:09These idiots.
00:27:13Oh.
00:27:29She won't be alone.
00:27:43I fight with her.
00:27:46And I can't ask you to stay.
00:27:48And you can't ask me to leave.
00:27:50If this is where I die, so be it.
00:27:53My life has been good.
00:27:57Not that good.
00:27:59But good.
00:28:01Carmela, there are no time for tears.
00:28:04We have work to do.
00:28:05Come.
00:28:08Gracias.
00:28:09Gracias.
00:28:12So what now?
00:28:14Looks like hitchhiking is pretty much off the table.
00:28:18Hey, look what I found.
00:28:21They buried you with your phone.
00:28:23Yeah, I guess so.
00:28:24Let's see if it works.
00:28:29Wakey, wakey, my little chupacabra.
00:28:33I'm back.
00:28:38My ex.
00:28:39I like fucking with her.
00:28:41Oh, shit.
00:28:43Dead battery.
00:28:47Tommy, you had a phone, and you called your ex?
00:28:51What the hell is wrong with you?
00:28:54We've got five hours to sun up, more cemeteries to hit, and you've got to stop.
00:29:09You get 20 to life in this state for hitting on.
00:29:13Hello, pretty ladies.
00:29:15Move.
00:29:16Allow me to escort you out of your carriage.
00:29:24We need a ringer.
00:29:27I mean a veritable bonafide superstar.
00:29:31What about Quasimodo?
00:29:35Quasimodo the Rassler?
00:29:38I know where he's buried.
00:29:40What?
00:29:41Pick him up.
00:29:46Oh.
00:29:49What the?
00:29:56¿Por qué estoy aquí?
00:29:58Yeah, I've been asking the same thing.
00:30:01Quasimodo, te traje para atrás por un gran pelea.
00:30:06Vamos a chingar el abuelo.
00:30:10What's happening?
00:30:12Shh.
00:30:13He's making a pitch.
00:30:15Su nombre era Dolores.
00:30:17Her name was Dolores.
00:30:18Ella era mi Julieta.
00:30:20Amor de mi vida.
00:30:22She was his Juliet.
00:30:23Morí por ella y la quiero de vuelta.
00:30:25The love of his life.
00:30:26He died for her, and now he wants her back.
00:30:29What?
00:30:30This ain't fantasy island.
00:30:31We need fighters, not lovers.
00:30:34En el ring la llamaron La Banshee.
00:30:38Podía matar a seis hombres fuertes con un lápiz de número dos.
00:30:42She can kill six men with a number two pencil.
00:30:45Una docena más si tuviera un sacapuntas.
00:30:48A dozen more if she had a pencil sharpener.
00:30:51That's my kind of woman, but still.
00:30:54Somos los dos o nada.
00:30:57He says, you get them both or you get neither.
00:31:05We can go for a twofer.
00:31:22That's the Banshee?
00:31:24That's her.
00:31:26Dolores.
00:31:34Mi amor.
00:31:39Mi amor.
00:31:45Mira.
00:31:46Mira lo que hago con tu mi amor.
00:32:05La Banshee.
00:32:14What if I killed myself to be free of you?
00:32:21What do you think of that?
00:32:23Oh, you're looking at 350 pounds of sad right there.
00:32:29You're not helping at all.
00:32:31Hey!
00:32:32Don't wind me up, Missy.
00:32:33I don't wind down easy.
00:32:35Plus, I have a pension for marriage.
00:32:37All right.
00:32:38Oh!
00:32:41Damn it!
00:32:42That's my best nose picker.
00:32:44I'll bite that nose of yours off and stick it up your ass.
00:32:48Come on.
00:32:49Come on.
00:32:50Hey!
00:32:51Shut the fuck up!
00:33:0315.
00:33:05That's it.
00:33:07That's all we got.
00:33:22No te preocupes, all right?
00:33:25No te preocupes.
00:33:28No te preocupes, all right?
00:33:32Fuck, man.
00:33:37Niña que niña.
00:33:50You put this on me after I was dead?
00:33:54¿Cómo ataqué?
00:33:56Solo pensé...
00:33:57¿Solo pensaste qué qué?
00:33:58¿Y con eso qué?
00:33:59¿Que yo era...?
00:34:00¿Tú decísme adiós?
00:34:01Mira.
00:34:02Mira lo que hago con tu pinche loquecito, eh.
00:34:05Mira el corazón.
00:34:06¿Ya lo viste?
00:34:07Bye.
00:34:14So what is he good at?
00:34:17Busting heads with a stick.
00:34:27So what is he good at?
00:34:29Busting heads with a stick.
00:34:40So you're a real hockey player or you just like playing dress-up?
00:34:44So what's your name, man?
00:34:46Stickface.
00:34:48Stickface?
00:34:50What the hell kind of name is that?
00:34:53No, like stick or space
00:35:08Oh shit, oh
00:35:12Hey, let's keep it on the road boss
00:35:18Why we stop everybody out let's go
00:35:23Oh
00:35:38They're here
00:35:48You're coming oh my gee
00:35:53Oh
00:36:18When is this Carmela
00:36:21Hope you all had a restful night.
00:36:25Now, honey, I know you ain't happy with the choices in front of you right now, but it's time to pick your switch.
00:36:33What do you say you just come on out with your hands on your head and we just ride on out of here, start over fresh?
00:36:40I ain't saying you ain't brave and all, but the way I see it, you're all had no cattle in this matchup.
00:36:45So El Abuelo asks you for the very last time, do you accept his...
00:36:58What? You weren't going to accept?
00:37:15Hey, come on!
00:37:46Casimiro!
00:37:56Fastball!
00:38:15Hey, Miguel, get over here!
00:38:46Welcome to the party, Miguel.
00:38:55I need your assist.
00:39:01Pablo, I thought you were...
00:39:07Pablo, I thought you were...
00:39:10Pablo, I thought you were...
00:39:16Don't worry, they're with me.
00:39:18They're...
00:39:19Use your words.
00:39:21Holy fuck!
00:39:23You told me to get some help.
00:39:25This is what I got.
00:39:41Oh, man.
00:39:47I'm Tommy.
00:39:49Camila.
00:39:51Enchanté, Camila.
00:39:58Ma'am?
00:40:00No.
00:40:02Y'all gotta help me.
00:40:11Good evening, ma'am.
00:40:19We're working with demons.
00:40:21Not a problem at all.
00:40:23Oh, yeah!
00:40:30Oh, fuck me running!
00:40:33I've turned into my fucking grandmother!
00:40:37Yep, the stinkers pretty much take a vacation.
00:40:41All right.
00:40:43Time to put out your pet tote.
00:40:47It's time for me to turn into a real boy.
00:40:50George Foreman's got a point there, boss.
00:40:53He did make promise.
00:40:55I said when the job was done.
00:40:57It ain't done yet.
00:40:58Hold on, hold on, hold on.
00:41:01Can't be moving the goalposts now.
00:41:05Look, we got here before sunrise.
00:41:08We bitch-smacked Abuelo's men.
00:41:11The job is done.
00:41:17Abuelo's gonna be back.
00:41:19He's gonna have an army with him.
00:41:21You afraid, Eugene?
00:41:25Well, nothing's scaring me.
00:41:27Then prove it!
00:41:30I'll keep up my end of the deal.
00:41:33You keep up yours.
00:41:37So what'll it be?
00:41:39We gonna save this lady's farm, or what?
00:41:47I fight with Bravo.
00:41:53I fight with Bravo.
00:41:55Yo también.
00:41:57Glad Grandma's in.
00:41:59Me too.
00:42:02Shoot.
00:42:04This shit ain't over, Bravo.
00:42:09All right, Miguel.
00:42:10Yo.
00:42:11We need a look-up.
00:42:12Go out and watch the main road.
00:42:14The rest of us, we have a house to fortify and an abuelito to kill.
00:42:19Show me all the entry points.
00:42:21Entry points?
00:42:22Shut up.
00:42:32Hey, you, my capullo de rosas
00:42:42Put your pretty hand in my heart
00:42:48And make it beat again
00:42:52This heart, cold and hard
00:42:57A useless organ inside me
00:43:08My queen
00:43:20Free this poor beast and let her
00:43:24Fly over the sky of your love
00:43:46This beast, this monster
00:43:51Has died for you
00:43:55Has died for your love
00:44:21Mmm.
00:44:36Hector, is it your intention to kill me?
00:44:41No.
00:44:43Abuelo, never.
00:44:45Then why do you come to my home
00:44:48To inform me that Santana Bravo's still alive
00:44:51Instead of doing something about it?
00:44:53I mean, we couldn't.
00:44:55There was just nothing we could do.
00:44:57Go on.
00:44:59Well, you gotta understand, he has a new posse now.
00:45:02How many?
00:45:03100? 200?
00:45:06No.
00:45:09Um, six or seven.
00:45:14100?
00:45:18A total.
00:45:24Total?
00:45:28I see.
00:45:30So you run away
00:45:34To the bed of little feet
00:45:37Like a little girly girl
00:45:42Screaming.
00:45:45No, look, Abuelo.
00:45:47You gotta understand, there was nothing we could do, all right?
00:45:50I mean, we tried everything, man.
00:45:52This guy just, he couldn't be stopped.
00:45:54You see that, Barry?
00:45:56Yeah.
00:45:58I didn't shoot him.
00:46:00I killed him with a bent stick and a pinecone.
00:46:10Abuelo, please.
00:46:12Everything can be stopped.
00:46:16Not this.
00:46:32It helps if you have a gun.
00:46:36We're gonna have to board up every entrance.
00:46:38Cellar?
00:46:43Cellar.
00:46:49What's this?
00:46:50Tunnels.
00:46:53My grandfather used these tunnels to smuggle our family and other people in need across the border.
00:46:58It's been sealed up for years.
00:47:00Then Trump built his wall, and the cartel started looking for ways to move their product across the border.
00:47:05That's why Abuelo wants this place.
00:47:07He thought that it was ready to dynamite the thing so they'd leave us alone.
00:47:10We need to get the chance.
00:47:29Is there any lights?
00:47:36Why didn't you tell me about this before?
00:47:39No, I guess I didn't want you to think we were involved.
00:47:42Lady, listen.
00:47:44I did 28 years in prison.
00:47:4618 in the hole.
00:47:48I don't judge anyone.
00:48:09Oh, shit.
00:48:40Let me guess.
00:48:42Hose A? Hose B?
00:48:58Emelo.
00:49:10What's wrong with your face?
00:49:12What's wrong with your face?
00:49:15Not a time for glibness, amigo.
00:49:19What happened to my men?
00:49:21Do you want a clinical explanation?
00:49:40Let's take a trip to the Olive Garden.
00:49:43I love the Olive Garden.
00:49:48Stop, you're hurting me.
00:49:50Who are you?
00:49:56Look.
00:49:57I have a few teensy-weensy boundary issues.
00:50:00Why am I do off my finger?
00:50:02The thumb isn't technically a finger.
00:50:05Well, neither is the elbow.
00:50:07What?
00:50:17Shoot him in the balls.
00:50:19No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:50:20Not these danglers.
00:50:21Tito, Manolo, right?
00:50:23Those are your names?
00:50:25We're friends.
00:50:27We're friends, cabrón.
00:50:28Friends.
00:50:29Yes?
00:50:30You have TikTok?
00:50:31Yes? No?
00:50:32We have connection.
00:50:33Yes?
00:50:34In the mood to talk now?
00:50:35Yes, yes, yes, yes.
00:50:37We could do that whole TikTok thing.
00:50:38Just don't shoot me in the...
00:50:40God, la chingada.
00:50:42That was totally unnecessary.
00:50:48I'm a fucking Barbie now.
00:50:51You.
00:50:53You.
00:50:56And since we're being so gratuitous...
00:51:02Jesus Christ.
00:51:05More like Nick Fury.
00:51:10And to think I walked out of the house looking like this.
00:51:23Kill him.
00:51:24Kill him!
00:51:25Kill him!
00:51:34Just thought you might want to know,
00:51:36what are you up against?
00:51:38The others are like me,
00:51:40but way less chill.
00:51:43Fuck.
00:51:53You have been to see the bruja?
00:51:55The bruja has been to see me?
00:51:59Which explains the ride.
00:52:02Comes with the package, I'm afraid.
00:52:05And they say she restores a person to full life.
00:52:09Not whatever you are.
00:52:11That's premium package.
00:52:13Is that what Bravo promised your compadres?
00:52:27Vámonos.
00:52:41Okay.
00:52:43Okay.
00:52:45Wow.
00:52:48Ought to call this place the stitching post.
00:52:51You are a Rembrandt of sewn, senor.
00:52:56Eugene!
00:52:57Eugene!
00:52:58Looking good.
00:52:59Look at you.
00:53:00Look at you.
00:53:01Look at you.
00:53:02Look at you.
00:53:03Look at you.
00:53:04Look at you.
00:53:05Look at you.
00:53:06Look at you.
00:53:07Look at you.
00:53:08Look at you.
00:53:09Look at you.
00:53:10Looking good.
00:53:11Look at you.
00:53:12Why don't you try to make it look better?
00:53:14Oh.
00:53:15Okay.
00:53:16If I had a hammer.
00:53:18Let me ask you a question.
00:53:21Do you think we can really trust Bravo?
00:53:25I do.
00:53:28Well, you know, we haven't even seen this bruja and her magical friolis.
00:53:34And what if she doesn't exist?
00:53:36What if he's just been playing us this whole time?
00:53:39Guess we'll find out.
00:53:42Oh, man.
00:53:45Really?
00:53:47A little help?
00:53:51Come on, finish up.
00:54:04You know, it's funny how we spend our time.
00:54:08Until we lose it.
00:54:10You're a poet.
00:54:13Wait a minute.
00:54:37No.
00:54:58What am I doing?
00:55:01I don't even want to live.
00:55:08No.
00:55:15Everyone's in position.
00:55:17We have to get inside.
00:55:19How did you do it?
00:55:22How did you bring them back?
00:55:30Have you ever been married, Mr. Bravo?
00:55:33Once.
00:55:34A long time ago.
00:55:37Her name was Guadalupe.
00:55:42She died because she loved me.
00:55:47Wouldn't you bring her back?
00:55:50If you could.
00:56:07They're back.
00:56:10Huh.
00:56:11One car.
00:56:13Unless they're superhuman clowns or something.
00:56:16Color me unimpressed.
00:56:18One car?
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:20Hold on, let me see.
00:56:22I'll be damned.
00:56:24It really is one car.
00:56:26There's some shit.
00:56:28Where the hell's Miguel?
00:56:33I think, um...
00:56:37Shit.
00:56:47Who's that?
00:56:48La Bruja.
00:56:51Well, we got to do something.
00:56:55Please, Bravo, don't let me die.
00:56:57Don't let me die.
00:56:58Bravo, please.
00:57:00He only wants you, Bravo.
00:57:02You might want to do what the lady says.
00:57:08Move, Mia.
00:57:31I'm scared.
00:57:38He wants you, Bravo.
00:57:43Don't let me die.
00:57:45Don't let me die.
00:57:46Don't let me die.
00:57:51I'll take care of this.
00:57:53I swear.
00:57:54I'll take care of this.
00:57:55I swear.
00:57:56I swear.
00:58:06You're looking good.
00:58:12She was mine, Bravo.
00:58:16You of all people should have known that.
00:58:19She made her choice.
00:58:21Sadly, the wrong one.
00:58:23We're all concerned.
00:58:27We're all concerned.
00:58:30It's amazing how times have changed.
00:58:34I don't even need a detonator.
00:58:36I just have three.
00:58:41Let's me and you finish this.
00:58:43Just me and you.
00:58:53Look at me.
00:58:55These days, I fight for my life just going up a flight of stairs.
00:59:02Tell me this.
00:59:05How do you think your undead friends are going to react
00:59:08when they find out their only chance of life
00:59:12goes boom?
00:59:14They'll want your head on a stick.
00:59:17Right next to yours?
00:59:21Imagine that.
00:59:23Two brothers.
00:59:25Side by side.
00:59:27Heads on sticks.
00:59:29We were never brothers.
00:59:32Well, not by blood.
00:59:34But in blood.
00:59:37And that's the stain you don't wash off.
00:59:41No matter how hard you scrub.
00:59:52Go!
00:59:53Get in there!
00:59:54Go!
01:00:03Go!
01:00:04Get in there!
01:00:08Get in there!
01:00:15And this changes everything.
01:00:19Bruce,
01:00:21Brugon.
01:00:40No, no, no!
01:00:51No.
01:01:05You got some balls coming back here.
01:01:21I'm so close.
01:01:23I'm this close.
01:01:26You'll get another chance.
01:01:29You will.
01:01:32You still have me.
01:01:36And a little old lady who was pretty good with a shotgun.
01:01:40And your posse.
01:01:44And you.
01:01:46And your posse.
01:01:50I have nothing to offer them now.
01:01:52Just be honest with them.
01:01:53Just be honest with them.
01:02:15Time to do God's work, brother.
01:02:18Whatever the hell that means.
01:02:24Four!
01:02:27That's the best they can do.
01:02:29Come on.
01:02:37Hey!
01:02:44What are they doing now?
01:02:46Nothing.
01:02:54Not a damn thing.
01:02:59The first item in our soda.
01:03:02Huh?
01:03:04Wanna put some biscuits in the basket.
01:03:07Oh, you go get them, Stanley Cup.
01:03:11He got a plan.
01:03:23Come on.
01:03:35Time to get stick-faced.
01:03:44Uh-oh.
01:03:47Oh, shit!
01:03:49They got Sticky!
01:03:51Shit.
01:03:53Missile!
01:03:54Damn it!
01:03:55Fuck!
01:03:57They're fixin' to blow us all up!
01:04:02Yeah!
01:04:04Damn, that's Sticky!
01:04:05What, Sticky?
01:04:12Holy shit!
01:04:14I think this ain't fair!
01:04:19What are we gonna do now, Bravo?
01:04:24Bravo!
01:04:40So, what's plan B?
01:04:44Where does this thing spit out?
01:04:46An abandoned factory on the Mexican side.
01:04:50Bravo!
01:04:54Shit.
01:05:04Don't you let him get away, you motherfucker.
01:05:12Keep moving! Keep moving!
01:05:17Oh, shit!
01:05:21Get him!
01:05:24Get him!
01:05:30I can't get to Bravo on the limit!
01:05:32Fuck!
01:05:40Take it farther!
01:05:46Darn it!
01:05:53Bravo!
01:06:09All right, Lasorda, come on.
01:06:24I thought there'd be more.
01:06:26There will be.
01:06:28Come on.
01:06:29Any minute.
01:06:30If you stay, I stay.
01:06:31We'll be right behind you.
01:06:32No, Bravo!
01:06:34Trust me, Mia.
01:06:36Let's go.
01:06:37Nunca confías en el hombre que diga confía en mí.
01:06:47Okay.
01:06:49Let's go.
01:06:53Let's gather up all these grenades and blow the hell out of this joint.
01:06:57Not you, old friend.
01:06:59You're all done here.
01:07:01Hey, this ain't none of you.
01:07:04Actually, it is.
01:07:06It's where we belong.
01:07:07You still got some life.
01:07:09Put it to good use.
01:07:11Yeah, go out there and do something nice, like save some kittens or something.
01:07:18Let's do it again sometime.
01:07:20You remember them red diamonds that went missing during that San Antonio job?
01:07:25Damn, you nasty.
01:07:28Put them to good use.
01:07:34Let's blow this joint.
01:07:36Like you read about.
01:07:38It's been a hoot, muchacho.
01:07:50Let's go.
01:07:52Let's go.
01:08:18Here's Bravo.
01:08:19I don't know, mija.
01:08:20We gotta go.
01:08:21We gotta go.
01:08:24Dolores.
01:08:29Preferiría estar en el olvido contigo que en este mundo sin ti.
01:08:50Me voy a estar.
01:08:52Mi monstruo.
01:09:20You mother...
01:09:33Bravo!
01:09:36Bravo!
01:09:41Get me out of here!
01:09:42No! No!
01:09:43No!
01:09:48Get me out!
01:09:55Too bad.
01:10:01You don't get to die on me, Bravo.
01:10:05Nadie puede sobrevivir aquí.
01:10:07He's pegging!
01:10:08Dios ayúdame, por favor!
01:10:14He's here!
01:10:15He's here!
01:10:35Bravo!
01:10:39He's not breathing.
01:10:40I know.
01:10:41He's not breathing.
01:10:42Bravo.
01:10:43Me oyes.
01:10:44Mi hijita.
01:10:45Mi hijita.
01:10:46No.
01:10:47No.
01:10:48Bravo!
01:10:49Bravo!
01:10:53I know.
01:10:54We have to go.
01:10:55We have to go, mija.
01:10:56Ya.
01:10:57Se murió, mija.
01:10:58Ya.
01:10:59Ya.
01:11:00Ya.
01:11:01No!
01:11:02We have to go.
01:11:03We have to go.
01:11:04Ya.
01:11:05He's dead.
01:11:06We have to go.
01:11:07Go!
01:11:13No.
01:11:14Esta mierda no termina así.
01:11:24Check it.
01:11:42Come to mommy.
01:11:56Come to mommy.
01:12:08Hola, papi.
01:12:10Bienvenidos.
01:12:12Jack?
01:12:14Oh, God.
01:12:16Oh, my God.
01:12:18Oh, my God.
01:12:20I was just kissing an angel.
01:12:22Oh, my God.
01:12:24Oh.
01:12:26Oh.
01:12:46Oh.
01:12:48Ah!
01:12:50Ah!
01:12:52Oh.
01:12:54¡Vamos!
01:12:56¡Vamos!
01:12:58¡Hola, amigos!
01:13:10¿Qué pues, compa?
01:13:13Remember we used to play here when we were kids, hide and seek?
01:13:16Of course, there was an avocado orchard back then.
01:13:21Remember when we fell out the...
01:13:24¡Cójanse en el infierno!
01:13:28¡Mierda!
01:13:36Kill me, I've already died twice today.
01:13:40Well, let her be.
01:13:43Sorry.
01:13:45We made a deal.
01:13:47Her ranch, her life.
01:13:50She chose them wisely.
01:13:53Like her Guadalupe.
01:13:56Funny how things come full circle, you know.
01:14:16Yeah.
01:14:22Guadalupe.
01:14:47Ah.
01:15:07Look at me, capo. Look at me.
01:15:17I want my face to be the last one you see.
01:15:42Stay by the fire, compadres.
01:15:46Dios te bendiga.
01:15:59What now?
01:16:01Rebuild somehow.
01:16:03It won't be easy.
01:16:05I'll manage.
01:16:07Here, this might make it a little easier.
01:16:11Uncut red diamonds.
01:16:14Compliments of Tommy Lasorda.
01:16:17Where was he keeping these?
01:16:19You don't want to know.
01:16:22Tommy.
01:16:24You could stay, you know.
01:16:28How about I could pay you in diamonds?
01:16:32No, Mia, I got other plans.
01:16:37I got to go, comradita.
01:16:39Dios te bendiga.
01:16:43Cuídate, bravo.
01:16:46I will, I will.
01:16:52Señora.
01:16:54Dios te bendiga, tenerita.
01:16:56Igualmente.
01:17:08I don't think there's any place on Earth more beautiful than this.
01:17:14Unbelievable.
01:17:16Most beautifulest place this side of heaven.
01:17:20Lately, Mia, I've been thinking.
01:17:24I'm tired.
01:17:26I've done what I was put here to do.
01:17:29And now...
01:17:32I think it's time for me to go.
01:17:35No.
01:17:37No.
01:17:39No.
01:17:41No.
01:17:43I think...
01:17:45I'm ready to move on.
01:17:50I just want to be with you, baby.
01:17:55Not yet, mi amor.
01:17:57Your body will heal.
01:17:59And so will your soul.
01:18:02You have so much more to do, Santana.
01:18:14Hey, Miguelito.
01:18:18Bravo and the hand.
01:18:24Look out.
01:18:26Dead hand walking.
01:18:31I think it's the beginning of a beautiful friendship.
01:18:34Amigos till the end.
01:18:37All cinco dedos.
01:19:04No, no, no, no.
01:19:34No, no, no, no.