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00:00There's a game that I've been into lately.
00:03I don't have much time to do grand plans,
00:06so it's fun to play around with my work a little bit a day.
00:10It's called Doraemon's Dorayaki Shop Story.
00:14Cute.
00:16I'm Doraemon.
00:17I'm Doraemon.
00:18And I'm going to create a Dorayaki shop.
00:22It's a simulation game of a shop.
00:24That's right.
00:25I'm going to look for various materials.
00:26At first, there's only red bean paste and leather,
00:28and when I find strawberries, I can make Dorayaki with strawberries.
00:31The sales of the new product, Monaca, is really good right now.
00:36My real job is a confectioner.
00:39I sometimes appear on the radio or on TV.
00:42What's interesting is that
00:44it's an official game to commemorate Fujiko F. Fujio's 90th birthday.
00:50All the customers in the town are characters of Fujiko F.
00:55Espar Mami, Korosuke, and Ichiemon.
01:01I want to know the characters of the movies I haven't seen.
01:06So I watch them, too.
01:08I see.
01:09I'm doing it without sleeping.
01:12I'm interested in that.
01:14Once you touch it, it's over.
01:18I rented a workstation to do my own work.
01:22I put a switch on it.
01:24When I took a video of YouTube in my room, I was found out.
01:27The person who didn't make it to the deadline said,
01:29What do you mean there's a switch on your workstation?
01:31I was found out when I was shooting YouTube.
01:34First of all, it's this corner.
01:36Time Table Review
01:42It's a corner where you can review the TV Tokyo program
01:46that you've been interested in in a good or bad way.
01:49And what I saw was...
01:51It's not going to sell in Japan.
01:53It's a world-wide instant sale.
01:55It's called The World Buyer Competition.
01:57I enjoyed it, too.
02:00There are talents in Thailand, Mexico, and Turkey.
02:05You can sell what you bought there on the Internet.
02:10You can compete for how much profit you can make with a week's sales.
02:15You can sell it for seven days, and then you can collect it in ten days.
02:20Seiji put his eyes on vintage T-shirts.
02:23He tried to make money by selling them at a high price.
02:26Anna Iriyama has been working in Mexico all the time.
02:29She's an actress.
02:30It's cheap to buy something that's good as a souvenir that only exists in Mexico.
02:37I don't know who's going to win.
02:40Vintage T-shirts don't sell at all.
02:44Seiji is getting more and more impatient.
02:46People who live in the area are not for tourists, but they know where to buy cheap and good things.
02:52I want you to make it into a series.
02:57That sounds interesting.
02:59I want to try it, too.
03:01I want to put it on the Internet when I go on a trip abroad.
03:07Next is this corner.
03:08It's a TV program that's about to start.
03:14Finally!
03:15This corner introduces the recommended programs of TV Tokyo that will be broadcast in the future with guests.
03:21So, here's what we're going to talk about today.
03:24It will be broadcast from 6.30 p.m. on October 26th.
03:28It's a map of Akiyama Rokke, a Golden Special.
03:33I can't believe I'm finally here.
03:36When I met Akiyama the other day, I was wondering why he was so excited about this program.
03:44He was a little confused.
03:47We love this program.
03:50Have you ever seen it?
03:51Yes, I have.
03:52Isn't that program exciting?
03:55I think it's really good.
03:56It's fun, and it's a program that only Akiyama can do.
03:59It's the style of a Showa star's Rokke.
04:04You know what I mean?
04:05When a cheerful person comes, it's like,
04:07Oh, you're cheerful.
04:10I don't know if it's because of his personality.
04:15Wait a minute.
04:16He's coming, isn't he?
04:17Before he comes, let's talk about what we like.
04:22Let's have him on the show.
04:24This is Ryuji Akiyama.
04:27He's finally here.
04:28He's a star.
04:29Don't call me a star.
04:31Don't call me a star.
04:34I've never seen such a wide range of talents.
04:39Thank you very much.
04:44I've heard a lot about you.
04:48When I met you on another show,
04:51I asked you to talk to me a lot.
04:53The next week, it was broadcast again.
04:56What I said was broadcast.
05:00There are people who don't know.
05:01Ms. Akane, please read the rules carefully.
05:06I think Akiyama is watching.
05:09I'm sorry.
05:10Akiyama is watching.
05:13I'm watching.
05:14That's amazing.
05:15I don't know if I'll be arrested there.
05:19It's my second time, so I don't know if I should be arrested.
05:22Wait a minute.
05:23I'll explain the rules.
05:25Set up a huge white map.
05:29Write down where you want people to meet and where you want them to go.
05:33You can visit only that map.
05:38That's amazing.
05:39Before you go to the location,
05:42you write down where you want people to go.
05:46Normally, it's hard to do research.
05:50That's right.
05:51That's how you get permission.
05:53That's right.
05:54I didn't know how to get permission.
05:58I got a document.
05:59It's a period of writing a white map.
06:02From 10 a.m. to 7 p.m.
06:04As soon as there is no writing space,
06:06you will be arrested.
06:09I came to write a white map.
06:12It's only one day.
06:13You can line up now.
06:15You can wait for an hour and a half to write a white map.
06:18I'm sorry.
06:19I put a big white map here.
06:21I put a big white map here.
06:24At first, there were many white spaces.
06:26I put a big white map here.
06:29I have to wait for an hour and a half to write a white map.
06:32You have to wait for a star.
06:34You have to wait for a star.
06:37You have to wait for a star.
06:41I don't know if a star will come.
06:42I'm glad I went there.
06:46I'm glad I went there.
06:48Many adults are gathered.
06:50I don't know what to do if they don't come.
06:52I have to write a white map.
06:56I have to write a white map.
06:59I saw a person who was sleeping on a river bed.
07:01I saw a person who was sleeping on a river bed.
07:04I want to see Akiyama-san.
07:07I was waiting for him in the morning.
07:12I thought I couldn't go there.
07:15I was waiting for him.
07:17I thought I couldn't go there.
07:19I was wondering what happened to the person on the river bed.
07:24I didn't know he was there.
07:25It was already night.
07:26It was already dark.
07:28It was pitch black.
07:31No one was there.
07:32It was pitch black.
07:34There was a person walking a dog in the back.
07:37I looked at him.
07:39There was no dog there.
07:42I thought there was no dog there.
07:45It was cold.
07:48There was a person walking on the right and left.
07:50I thought he was dangerous.
07:52I thought he was dangerous.
07:53I thought he was dangerous.
07:56I was waiting for him at 8 o'clock.
07:58I was waiting for him for a long time.
08:04It's a passion for Showa TV.
08:08It's a passion for Showa TV.
08:10It's a passion for Showa TV.
08:14I was waiting for him.
08:17I was waiting for him.
08:20I thought there was a small dog.
08:23I thought there was a small dog.
08:25Why did you do that?
08:28I thought you were overdoing it.
08:33I thought you were overdoing it.
08:36I thought you were overdoing it.
08:39I was waiting for him at the Melonpan.
08:45I was waiting for him at the Melonpan.
08:47Would you like to come and drink with me?
08:52Would you like to come and drink with me?
08:54Hello, this is Mamataro.
08:56Hello, this is Mamataro.
08:57I'm sorry.
08:59Let me tell you a story.
09:01Please listen to this story.
09:04Next Monday, at 11.06pm, the drama, Kurosu no Onna, will be broadcast.
09:09The famous reporter, Kiritani Kenta, is involved in a scoop battle to find out who the real CM Beauty is.
09:18However, he meets a mysterious woman, Kurosu no Onna, and is involved in an unexpected incident.
09:25I've received a lot of ideas from former reporters.
09:29I think it's interesting to see how far they've come.
09:35I've learned how to hold a photo like this,
09:41so I feel like I'm having a lot of fun with this project.
09:49Kiritani Kenta's Scoop Battle
09:53Next Monday, at 11.06pm, the drama, Kurosu no Onna, will be broadcast.
09:57This is a special edition of Golden, right?
10:01Yes, that's right.
10:02So this is a special edition of Golden.
10:05I see.
10:06What is it about?
10:07Well, it's the same as always.
10:10It's not cold at all.
10:12It's like, how did Golden get here?
10:14We're still in the middle of deciding the position for this show.
10:20Who did you say this was with?
10:22This was with Ikusaburo Yamazaki.
10:25He's a star!
10:27I'm not a star!
10:30I think Ikusaburo-san is a very service-minded person.
10:35He's a very humble person.
10:37He's been like this lately.
10:41He's been going around in circles.
10:43It's like he's in a theater.
10:46That's why it's so sad.
10:48He's very natural.
10:50There are people who are waiting for him.
10:52There are also people who come up to him and ask questions.
10:57You're pretty involved in it.
10:58I'm involved.
10:59I like being involved.
11:00I see.
11:01I've been kind of like that since I was a kid.
11:03I'm the type to ask people if they're okay.
11:07He's actually shy.
11:09If he comes, you'd be the one to talk to him.
11:11On the contrary, he looks at me with a sick look in his eyes.
11:13He's like, what's up with you?
11:14Is there anything?
11:16I'm sure things have changed since then, but I feel like I've been drawn to this kind of thing.
11:22After all, I always go to about two places in the location.
11:26Oh, one place is good.
11:27No, because it's hard to bring an entertainer to one place, and I wonder what each otaku will lead me to or call me.
11:36For example, I always bake a melon bread and wait.
11:41The most surprising thing was that I was asked if I would like to drink carbonated water.
11:46Carbonated water?
11:49From the sea?
11:51At first, I couldn't think of anything.
11:53But as I got thirsty, I was like,
11:55Oh, would you like to drink carbonated water?
11:58Oh, you just got thirsty and got in your head.
12:00I thought there was someone who would give me carbonated water.
12:03And when I got there, I drank carbonated water with all my might.
12:06I was like, I've been waiting for you.
12:08I was like, please drink it.
12:10I drink carbonated water and go home.
12:13I don't think that's the case at all.
12:16There is a very expensive sofa for junior high school students living in IKEA.
12:21I wrote 400,000 yen and asked them to come and see it.
12:24Why do you want me to come and see the sofa?
12:27When I went to see it, there were more than a dozen junior high school students.
12:31They were all sitting on the 400,000-yen sofa.
12:35It's the best.
12:38But I'm getting smarter.
12:40I want them to come and see it.
12:42I'm going to make a big deal out of it.
12:45I made my own staff cafeteria.
12:50I made my own staff cafeteria in the company.
12:53You make your own staff cafeteria?
12:56That's amazing.
12:58It's a normal office.
13:00I put a long table in a small meeting room.
13:04I just put a side dish on it.
13:06I put a jar on it.
13:08I said, I'm fine.
13:10I imagined a kitchen.
13:12It's a DIY kitchen.
13:14I thought it was a kitchen.
13:16But it was a small room.
13:18I was like, is this it?
13:20I said, let me eat it.
13:23I put it in the rice bowl.
13:25I put it in the rice bowl.
13:27I wanted to say this, but I couldn't.
13:29I said, is this it?
13:31He said, I brought it.
13:33The person who has it.
13:35When the interview comes,
13:37I'm like this.
13:39The purpose is to make you come.
13:41I'm like this.
13:43I'm like this.
13:45I'm like this.
13:47It's interesting that that's what's going on.
13:49It's interesting that that's what's going on.
13:51This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
13:53This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
13:55This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
13:57This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
13:59This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:01This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:03This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:05This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:07This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:09This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:11This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:13This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:15This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:17This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:19This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:21This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:23This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:25This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:27This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:29This is Akiyama-kun's strategy.
14:31What am I talking about?
14:33When I hear you say it's funny,
14:35I think,
14:37a lot of other people didn't say it this well.
14:39When somebody says jokes in a funny way,
14:43they didn't study a lot.
14:45I don't know
14:47one personality
14:49actually.
14:51I think this is the best joke in the world.
14:55I'm so happy.
14:56If you study hard, you'll find words that exist.
15:01You'll get closer.
15:02For example, something like suzumba.
15:05You'll find old words.
15:07But I can't find them.
15:08So I'm going to use a word that doesn't exist.
15:10Moutoku, jinishi, gi, hazai, sotoku, goushi, bisu.
15:14That's a good one.
15:15It's so hard.
15:17I can't find bisu.
15:21I also like the eyes of puberty.
15:25I see.
15:26Everyone has the same eyes when they're puberty.
15:30They all have skins.
15:33Like this.
15:34Most of them are like this.
15:41What kind of joke is that?
15:44Maybe they think she's cute.
15:46I don't know.
15:49Everyone has the same eyes.
15:51They all have skins.
15:53Maybe they think she's cute.
15:56I see.
15:57Isn't this me?
15:59Everyone has the same eyes.
16:04What's wrong with her?
16:11Let me introduce you.
16:13This special will be broadcast on October 26th at 6.30pm.
16:18Please watch it.
16:23If you can't take care of your illness or the radio,
16:27this is like an A.I., but it's made thoroughly.
16:31Everyone thinks it's the real thing.
16:33Lisa, I...
16:34Teleto, teleto, teleto, teleto, teleto.
16:36It's the first time I've heard that joke.
16:39The woman in the drama, Hirotsu.
16:41The scoop about Kiritani Kenta.
16:44I have one.
16:46This is the first time I'm showing this.
16:52You're laughing.
16:54What is it?
16:55I wear boots with sneakers.
16:58I feel like I'm struggling to wear them.
17:02It's black.
17:04So I changed the time I wear boots.
17:08The scoop is taken like this.
17:11There's a back side like this.
17:14I think it would be fun if you could see it.
17:19The woman in the drama, Hirotsu.
17:21It will be broadcast every Monday at 11.06pm.
17:24Please watch it.
17:27Let me make a complaint to Teleto.
17:30Teleto is located in Roppongi 1-chome.
17:33I feel like I've been fooled because I have to walk from the station.
17:36I've been losing weight lately.
17:41Next is this corner.
17:43Viewers' opinions and complaints.
17:49This corner is where viewers give their opinions and complaints to Teleto.
17:56Joker March.
17:58The 200th episode of the quiz was a shocking project where all the cast members learned how to broadcast.
18:07Have you seen it?
18:09I haven't seen it.
18:10Did you let all the cast members do it?
18:14Yes, I put 200 episodes into the AI.
18:18When do you think you've been the most active?
18:23It's difficult.
18:25What does it mean to be active?
18:27Help people.
18:29It's not just about helping people.
18:32It's about using your talent.
18:34In my case, it's manzai.
18:37It feels good when you receive it.
18:39I understand.
18:41It's like dopamine.
18:43It's like when you beat your opponent in a rap battle.
18:46I want to experience that pleasure.
18:48It's impossible for you.
18:50Why?
18:51I think it's the last day of Singularity's anniversary.
18:53I think it's the last day of Singularity's anniversary.
18:55I think it's the last day of Singularity's anniversary.
18:57The AI isn't over yet.
18:59It's not over yet.
19:01It's more and more integrated into our lives.
19:05That's an interesting attempt.
19:07I was surprised to hear that you could do Tsukkomi.
19:10Oh, yeah?
19:11If you can Tsukkomi, you have to listen to your opponent.
19:13That's right.
19:14This is AI-like now.
19:16Maybe in less than five years.
19:19I don't know where the AI is.
19:23Especially me and Sakuma.
19:26I talk to myself on the radio.
19:30I can't get the data of pure sound at all.
19:34That's right.
19:35If I can't record the radio because of a disease or something else,
19:43I want you to make it thoroughly.
19:45I'll disappear.
19:47I want everyone to think it's real.
19:50I don't have to be in this world before I know it.
19:54AI will announce it.
19:56That's right.
19:57In fact, I started talking about it four years ago.
20:02I'm scared.
20:03It's the last episode.
20:04It's scary.
20:05It's close to an announcer.
20:06That's right.
20:07I'm often told by everyone.
20:09The job of reading the manuscript is dangerous.
20:11It's dangerous.
20:12It's good to have your own humanity.
20:14If you read the manuscript, you can do it once.